The Energon Pub

[Fort. Max.]

Hello. My name is Fort Max. I lead a team of warriors called Headmasters. As the name implies, we can detatch our heads and they turn into our human partners. My alt. mode is a moving battle station that specializes in medical care. My assosiates include Chromedome (the muscle of the team that turns into a tank), Red Alert (an expert physician of both human and Cybertronian that turns into a rescue helicopter), Mirage (a bieng in tune with mysticism that turns into a floating Arabian palace), and Hot Shot (an Allspark version of Jazz that turns into an F1 Ferrari). As you can see, we can already operate on five different levels of jurisdiction, but we need more. So please come and join our team. We offer therapy for those who join and are experiencing mental problems that may be caused by our Headmaster procecess, and new members get a free Energon Cube dispenser for those of you who burn up plenty of energy. Join now and we'll throw in an official Headmaster magnetic pin. Call now before time runs out.

[Burn]

I'm in.

Can I have my pin now?

[Jeep?]

Associates? Cool! I have associates too! They're my Sicilian uncles. Dress very smart but they keep late hours.

[slip]

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

[Tifereth]

Where do i sign?

[neliz]

before I switch sides..



How are your towels?

[Wheelimus Prime]

ill join

and need a AWC supplied hidey hole

[Ram]

will there be girls there?

[Deadpool.]

Hello. My name is Fort Max. I lead a team of warriors called Headmasters. As the name implies, we can detatch our heads and they turn into our human partners. My alt. mode is a moving battle station that specializes in medical care. My assosiates include Chromedome (the muscle of the team that turns into a tank), Red Alert (an expert physician of both human and Cybertronian that turns into a rescue helicopter), Mirage (a bieng in tune with mysticism that turns into a floating Arabian palace), and Hot Shot (an Allspark version of Jazz that turns into an F1 Ferrari). As you can see, we can already operate on five different levels of jurisdiction, but we need more. So please come and join our team. We offer therapy for those who join and are experiencing mental problems that may be caused by our Headmaster procecess, and new members get a free Energon Cube dispenser for those of you who burn up plenty of energy. Join now and we'll throw in an official Headmaster magnetic pin. Call now before time runs out.

Can I have your heads???

[Me, Grimlock!]

How many easy installments can I pay in?

[steve2275]

u guys have a health plan?

[Wheelimus Prime]

u guys have a health plan?

yeah we need one of these

[Tammuz]

just get some medics.

[Wheelimus Prime]

just get some medics.

nah to easy, my cr naps arent gonna pay for themselves i have a long list at that

[Tifereth]

just get some medics.

yes, because it hurts sometimes
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... n_id=72562

[Tammuz]

well when there's no one to repair what can i say

[Wheelimus Prime]

okay what exactly do we do now

[Tifereth]

well when there's no one to repair what can i say

Mmm, nothing?

[Uncrazzimatic]

Mirage (a bieng in tune with mysticism that turns into a floating Arabian palace)

That alt mode is almost as cool as the toaster. Where do I sign?

[Malicron]

What is this club supposed to be about, anyway?

[Daneki]

That's the beauty of it, it can be about anything you want it to be!

[Wheelimus Prime]

good, now my mind countrolled rats....er..um...robots can take over saturn then

[Dragonoth]

Where's the group leader? Did his head go out to lunch or is he just messing with us?

[Burn]

I think we've been screwed over.

[Wheelimus Prime]

someones going down for this


wed better lock it if fort. max doesnt come back