The Energon Pub

Posted by **Ragnorok64** Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:08 pm

This is just a fun thread to fill in funny endings for famous transformers catchphrases. For example.

Autobots! Transform and bring me a pizza!

Posted by **ThatKhmerDude** Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:17 pm

Autobots; Drink 5 beers, transform, and roll-out!!

Posted by **Thanatos Prime** Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:24 pm

Autobots inferior, Decepticons only slightly better...

Posted by **Karmatron** Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:35 pm

"And now you know, and this was a waste of time."

"Starscream you failed to please my in bed once again."

Optimus :"MEGATRON!"
Megatron:"What the **** do you want this time!?"

Posted by **DarkFlameAngel** Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:02 pm

Transformers: On my school supplies!

My family and I had a blast coming up with those one day. This was one of my favorites (and probably the only one appropriate for these forums) :shock:

News Credits: 26 · Posted by **Wheeljack35** Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:15 pm

I grabbed some of the school supplies and want them all

Heres one

My fellow Decepticons as your new Leader I promise Energon Goodies for everybody

Posted by **MercilessOne** Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:44 pm

Decepticons! Resume dancing!

Posted by **DarkFlameAngel** Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:49 pm

MercilessOne wrote:Decepticons! Resume dancing!

Aha, I like that one

Posted by **ThatKhmerDude** Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:53 am

Such Heroic Poppycock! :grin:

Posted by **Roddy P** Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:42 am

Autobots, transform and find me something to beat you with!

Unicron: Behold, Galvatron! and these shall be your minions......Wheelie, the lyrical gangsta and his posse Daniel,Kicker and Koji. And Blurr, the Micromachines guy! and his own Kazoo. And this shall be your ship. Now go....destroy the Autobot matrix of leadership.

News Credits: 767 · Posted by **Dead Metal** Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:16 am

"Soundwave superior, Jamie Oliver inferior!"

That will be the catch thrase in my cocking with Soundwave videos, all I need is a Soundwave now...

Posted by **Ericus Prime** Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:32 am

Soundwave: "Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, eject. Operation: Pizza delivery!"

Posted by **Tiemar** Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:05 pm

MercilessOne wrote:Decepticons! Resume dancing!

Best one!

Posted by **Roddy P** Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:49 pm

Wheelie: Wheelie say find friends to day.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock say, your frickin gay.

Posted by **GremlinGrimlock** Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:38 pm

Autobots,transform..roll out....have a nite on the town,
catch a rnr band..don't return to home base unless..... .

News Credits: 1 · Posted by **Dr Buffalo** Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:13 pm

Their defenses are Broken! Now on to their E-fences and F-fences!

One shall stand... and get me a refill.

Posted by **PoeticJaffaCake** Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:37 pm

"Till all are one"

Changed to:

"Till two become one"

*Then a major make out session breaks out to the sound of the Spice Girls*

News Credits: 2 · Posted by **X3ROhour** Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:11 am

Karmatron wrote:"And now you know, and this was a waste of time."

HA!

GIJOE = "And now you know, and knowing is half the reason to die"

First, we crack the shell, then we crack em inna NUTS!
-Rumble

One day, an Autobot shall rise from our ranks..and use the power of the matrix to light our darkest hour. Until that day... these 2 guys will have to do... sorry... *dead*
-Optimus Prime

News Credits: 6 · Posted by **City Commander** Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:29 am

I CAN deal with that now!

- Obviously not Ultra Magnus

News Credits: 2 · Posted by **Nico** Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:27 am

Optimus Prime: One shall stand...one shall fall. The one that fall pay the repair for Autobot City!

Movie Megatron:I..AM..THE GHOST RIDER
A parody of movie meg first line "I am megatron", since he use some sort of whip-chain-thingy