The Energon Pub

[Hip-Hoptimus Rime]

Wizard Magazine can bite my shiny metal ass.

So I was bored the other day and picked up Wizard Mag's "Transformers Special" issue, the one w/ the close-up of Megan Fox on the cover, with the headline

Megan Fox
Caution: HOT

It comes sealed in plastic, so I couldn't thumb thru it. Shoulda taken that as a warning.

Their TF coverage consisted of a 2-page Shia LaBeouf interview, which was admittedly quite entertaining, and a glimpse of some G1 combiner toys and estimated values thereof. No Megan Fox inside, despite the tease on the cover, and no more TFs to be found. At all. What's more, one of the G1 combiners was labeled as Devastator, and the accompanying picture was apparently Fortress Maximus. Nice.

Wizard, leave the TF issues to Toy Fare- they get it. I want my 6 bucks back.