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News Credits: 10 · by **Trikeboy** » Tue May 26, 2009 6:22 pm

After reading the novelization it is clear that one scene will annoy straight men and gay women. Wheelie gets lucky with Mikaela. Here is an exerpt from the book:

"Disdaining a return to the truck, he settled down in Mikaela's lap and buried his face in her cleavage. Glancing around, she saw all three of her male companions looking around in silence. "What?" she said. He's cute.""

Damn that annoying little robot. Damn him to hell.

News Credits: 1 · by **Agent 007** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:07 pm

I'll tolarate him in the movie but I ain't buyin that hunk of crap they call a toy.

by **DMan304** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:49 pm

Sounds hot.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:42 am

Every time I look at my Black Convoy it reminds me of Wheelie, because he was described exactly like that. A black toy truck you can fit into ashoebox.

News Credits: 2 · by **Random** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:35 am

Ok, what I'm getting from this, is that Wheelie is a toy truck in the movie? I mean, that would make sense. Can't see Wheelie being a big monster truck...

I'm sure this is probably explained on the back of his card. I have not seen the pic yet.

...

Ok, found the back pic of his card. That alt mode makes way more sense. Man, I can't wait for this movie...

by **Tristar** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 am

OH Primus hahahahah...can't stop laughing now! I just finished read the novel verison of upcoming movie and I've got to say! Wheelie is effing hilarious! He reminds me of Mini-me! he's just that funny!

by **SJ21** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:28 am

Don't hate the player. Hate his game.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:35 am

I hate Orci and Kurtzman.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:52 pm

So...Wheelie will be obnoxious? Are we supposed to be surprised? I mean, almost everyone hates him already.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:12 pm

Shadowman wrote:So...Wheelie will be obnoxious? Are we supposed to be surprised? I mean, almost everyone hates him already.

Almost???

Please point out the one person in 7 billion on this planet who doesn't hate Wheelie, so the other 6,999,999,999 can gang up on that idiot.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri May 29, 2009 3:04 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:So...Wheelie will be obnoxious? Are we supposed to be surprised? I mean, almost everyone hates him already.

Almost???

Please point out the one person in 7 billion on this planet who doesn't hate Wheelie, so the other 6,999,999,999 can gang up on that idiot.

I seem to remember Ryan said he doesn't hate Wheelie.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri May 29, 2009 3:13 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:So...Wheelie will be obnoxious? Are we supposed to be surprised? I mean, almost everyone hates him already.

Almost???

Please point out the one person in 7 billion on this planet who doesn't hate Wheelie, so the other 6,999,999,999 can gang up on that idiot.

I seem to remember Ryan said he doesn't hate Wheelie.

Yes! We found him! That was easy. Honestly, can't say I am surprised.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri May 29, 2009 10:55 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:So...Wheelie will be obnoxious? Are we supposed to be surprised? I mean, almost everyone hates him already.

Almost???

Please point out the one person in 7 billion on this planet who doesn't hate Wheelie, so the other 6,999,999,999 can gang up on that idiot.

I seem to remember Ryan said he doesn't hate Wheelie.

Yes! We found him! That was easy. Honestly, can't say I am surprised.

you guys seem to have left out *"Crack a bottle" intro begins playing*

the original Wheelimus Prime

by **Coolyfett** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:08 am

Trikeboy wrote:After reading the novelization it is clear that one scene will annoy straight men and gay women. Wheelie gets lucky with Mikaela. Here is an exerpt from the book:

"Disdaining a return to the truck, he settled down in Mikaela's lap and buried his face in her cleavage. Glancing around, she saw all three of her male companions looking around in silence. "What?" she said. He's cute.""

Damn that annoying little robot. Damn him to hell.

Sounds like Wheelie is the new chicks favorite.

by **Tristar** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:57 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:So...Wheelie will be obnoxious? Are we supposed to be surprised? I mean, almost everyone hates him already.

Almost???

Please point out the one person in 7 billion on this planet who doesn't hate Wheelie, so the other 6,999,999,999 can gang up on that idiot.

I seem to remember Ryan said he doesn't hate Wheelie.

Yes! We found him! That was easy. Honestly, can't say I am surprised.

you guys seem to have left out *"Crack a bottle" intro begins playing*

the original Wheelimus Prime

We might not want to gang up on the creator of this site...Besides This knew wheelie is bond to be better than the original...Oh primus why didn't Grimlock munch wheelie....

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:33 am

Tristar wrote:
We might not want to gang up on the creator of this site...

You scared?

Besides This knew wheelie is bond to be better than the original...Oh primus why didn't Grimlock munch wheelie....

Because then Grimlock would be a cannibal. Which not much of a leap after going from complete badass to complete jackass.

As for Wheelie, he's annoying no matter what. But in the movie at least he won't be orange.