The Energon Pub

by **tequila stu** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:56 am

Same set up as the Sean connory, Sam Jackson fight.

A composite of Eric Bana's Movie personas and associated powers there of vs. those of Brad Pitt's.

Will this end up the same way it did in Troy, or will Eric be the one waling away this time?

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:00 pm

Eric Bana = The Hulk

He wins.

by **tequila stu** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:29 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:Eric Bana = The Hulk

He wins.

you do know that Pitt has played Death?

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:32 pm

tequila stu wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:Eric Bana = The Hulk

He wins.

you do know that Pitt has played Death?

So? The Hulk has been killed, thrown into space. Eaten babies, whatever.

Hulk wins.

Plus, Joe Black didn't seem big on the whole 'kill people when it isn't their time' thing.

Hulk wins.

by **Nuffs** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:43 pm

tequila stu wrote:A composite of Eric Bana's Movie personas and associated powers there of vs. those of Brad Pitt's.

Will this end up the same way it did in Troy, or will Eric be the one waling away this time?

Has Brad ever went green? I know he has semi-immortality (Meet Joe Black... from what I know), but how does he handle someone with anger issues... and gets stronger with each issue?

by **AxiomScion** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:50 am

Brad Pitt refuses to kill Eric Bana as it would keep him from being with Betty Ross.

Eric gets more angry each time Pitt gets with Ms.Ross so even the Achilles superior fighting prowess becomes a mute point along with being Sinbad, Mr.Smith, Ocean #'s Rusty Ryan, and other spy guys... The powers of Louis de Pointe du Lac and Joe Black the only factors letting him survive each hurculean bought with the Hulked out Hector during there subsequent battles... mostly anyway.

There continued fighting results in the death of Betty Ross were Eric Bana soon realizes that Brad Pitt is a subcontious representation of who he wants to be much like Tyler Durden of Fight Club. Brad refuses to turn Ms.Ross into a creature of the night until a calm Eric attempts to stake himself in the heart at sunrise. Brad is mortally wounded aswell, despite his powers as death, yet Eric clings to life long enough to Hulk out and heal from his injuries.

With the sun rising, Pitt's last act of vengence is to take Betty Ross with him as he fulfills his role as Joe Black. A sorrow ridden Bana looses his Hulk powers as Betty Ross' father comes to finish the gamma radiated beast once and for all, blaming his daughter's death on the bitter Bana.

:shock:

subcontiously Eric Bana is Death... :oops:

and i'm out of rant

by **olokin** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:11 pm

tequila stu wrote:
you do know that Pitt has played Death?

He was Thanos' girl friend?

by **heroic_decepticon** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:35 pm

Senor Hugo wrote:
tequila stu wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:Eric Bana = The Hulk

He wins.

you do know that Pitt has played Death?

So? The Hulk has been killed, thrown into space. Eaten babies, whatever.

Hulk wins.

Plus, Joe Black didn't seem big on the whole 'kill people when it isn't their time' thing.

Hulk wins.

If the Hulk wants to fight him, then 'its his time'...