The Energon Pub

[It Is Him]

For all of you who are on the fence about this set, just think, just think how much cooler your collection will be now that most of us are balking at it.

How does thinking factor into grown adults buying transforming robot toys? We all just want someone to coddle and cater to us while our childhood is raped over and over again. If anyone really thinks I'm serious here...Well, you'd be a silly goose now, wouldn't you?

Sorry, by thinking I meant, "How much more gleefully willing you are to piss away money on the same toy, but just with a different coat of paint for the 3rd or 5th iteration (hello Starscream)."

EDIT: That said, I still think these toy sets are totally awesome.

[Court Jester]

It's like walking into a bar and mocking people for drinking beer. We're here to embrace our admiration for everything Transformers - including the tradition of repainting toys. Maybe I have it wrong though, maybe we're here to put up with the text ventings of some totally unrelated life failure or something. Who knows?

[Seibertron]

What is Rodimus supposed to represent?

G2 Blaze.

That's a wonderful idea

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