Chuck Norris is so badass...

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Chuck Norris is so badass...

by God Thundercracker » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:49 pm

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Re: Chuck Norris is so badass...

by BeastProwl » Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:43 pm

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God Thundercracker wrote:The bear rug in his living room isn't dead, it's just too scared to move.

It's 2016

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Re: Chuck Norris is so badass...

by Shadowman » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:48 am

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BeastProwl wrote:
God Thundercracker wrote:The bear rug in his living room isn't dead, it's just too scared to move.

It's 2016

Yeah, the jokes about that bible-thumping homophobe are really out-of-date now.

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Re: Chuck Norris is so badass...

by TulioDude » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:38 am

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Chuck Norris is so badass he stars in his own cartoon,Chuck Norris's Karate Kommandos

BeastProwl wrote:It's 2016

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Re: Chuck Norris is so badass...

by Tyrannacon » Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:03 pm

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Bruce Lee and Dolph Lundgren could beat him...Both of which are infinitely more awesome.

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Re: Chuck Norris is so badass...

by Shadowman » Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:54 pm

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TulioDude wrote:Chuck Norris is so badass he stars in his own cartoon,Chuck Norris's Karate Kommandos

So does Garfield, what's your point?

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Re: Chuck Norris is so badass...

by Cobotron » Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:11 am

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Agamemnon wrote:Let's get back to talking about Burn's mammoth snout flopping...

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