The Energon Pub

by **Tammuz** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:11 pm

The HISS tank pales in Comparison to the white lego tank

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:22 pm

Both of those pale before the awesomeness that is our insect army! Go forth and swarm these tanks Predacon Insects! I'm sure you're not squishible spiders! Or flantenable Roach! Or... what the hell is that supposed to be? It says locust...

I didn't know we had any Picaso transformers... :-?

by **Malicron** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:29 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:I didn't know we had any Picaso transformers...

Clearly you've never seen Beast Machines.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:42 pm

Whiner-tron wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:I didn't know we had any Picaso transformers...

Clearly you've never seen Beast Machines.

I was trying to not remember that! >.< It's bad enough there's that fuggly movie Bumblebee head over to the right! RAR! *bites* There. >.> Now you have rabies. :evil:

by **Malicron** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:51 pm

You think you're traumatized? I was only six when Beast Wars got ass raped. I loved that show, and then they had to go and **** it all up. For god's sake, even the toys sucked!

News Credits: 8 · by **Megatron Wolf** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:52 pm

Damn. All that hard work gone. Now i need to remake my entire squad again. You could've at least given us guys who've been in it for a while some thing special. I mean you killed off all our high level bots and gear. Not to mention the bios. Oh well time to recreate the Dreadicons once again.

EDIT: oh yeah and why no bike alt modes? Theres damn near every other type of alt but some kind of motorcycle. Could you add one please? Show some love for us who want some 2 wheeled action.

News Credits: 1 · by **Symbiote Spiderman14** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:54 pm

Megatron_Wolf wrote:Damn. All that hard work gone. Now i need to remake my entire squad again. You could've at least given us guys who've been in it for a while some thing special. I mean you killed off all our high level bots and gear. Not to mention the bios. Oh well time to recreate the Dreadicons once again.

It wasn't on purpose there was a crash

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:04 pm

Whiner-tron wrote:You think you're traumatized? I was only six when Beast Wars got ass raped. I loved that show, and then they had to go and **** it all up. For god's sake, even the toys sucked!

I was in uh some grade when Beast Wars came out... I think... I'm not sure... What year was it? Probably Middle school... But my childhood got raped in 2007, so I wont feel pitty for you.

I remember Beast Machines sucked so bad I didn't start watching Transformers again until Armada.

Megatron_Wolf wrote:Damn. All that hard work gone. Now i need to remake my entire squad again. You could've at least given us guys who've been in it for a while some thing special. I mean you killed off all our high level bots and gear. Not to mention the bios. Oh well time to recreate the Dreadicons once again.

EDIT: oh yeah and why no bike alt modes? Theres damn near every other type of alt but some kind of motorcycle. Could you add one please? Show some love for us who want some 2 wheeled action.

I dunno what faction you are, but I think they all have bikes under light vehicle. Ya might not have any in the rotation right now, but there should be one happening sometime today, so you should get your bikes back. Or at least some bikes.

by **Shadow Dragon** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:14 pm

Whiner-tron wrote:You think you're traumatized? I was only six when Beast Wars got ass raped. I loved that show, and then they had to go and **** it all up. For god's sake, even the toys sucked!

Oh I don't even want to hear it. They killed off my Optimus, teased his return a few times, bring him back only to kill the series, then the next time I see him he's a hippy monkey freak?

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:24 pm

Shadow Dragon wrote:Oh I don't even want to hear it. They killed off my Optimus, teased his return a few times, bring him back only to kill the series, then the next time I see him he's a hippy monkey freak?

Screw Optimus, what about murdering all the cool cons? (except Soundwave)
That was the sadest day of young crazz's life. :sad:

by **Shadow Dragon** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:33 pm

Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:Oh I don't even want to hear it. They killed off my Optimus, teased his return a few times, bring him back only to kill the series, then the next time I see him he's a hippy monkey freak?

Screw Optimus, what about murdering all the cool cons? (except Soundwave)
That was the sadest day of young crazz's life.

I was 11, I didn't know any better.

Though I was pissed about Starscream even back then. :-x

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:39 pm

Shadow Dragon wrote:
Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:Oh I don't even want to hear it. They killed off my Optimus, teased his return a few times, bring him back only to kill the series, then the next time I see him he's a hippy monkey freak?

Screw Optimus, what about murdering all the cool cons? (except Soundwave)
That was the sadest day of young crazz's life.

I was 11, I didn't know any better. Though I was pissed about Starscream even back then.

I was even younger, I was in second grade when the movie came out. They killed a lot of cool characters. It's hard to say the cons were cool though, since mostly they were portrayed as bumbling retards, with a few exceptions, with 'fool proof plans' that a 6 yr old could foil.

My mom was really pissed they killed Prime, but happy they kept Bumblebee. She likes yellow things. Like Pikachu and Bumblebee.

by **Autobot Snake Eyes** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:47 pm

So, is "The Great Reset" There excuse for me losing all my HMW data?

by **Galvatronus** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:49 pm

Shadow Dragon wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:You think you're traumatized? I was only six when Beast Wars got ass raped. I loved that show, and then they had to go and **** it all up. For god's sake, even the toys sucked!

Oh I don't even want to hear it. They killed off my Optimus, teased his return a few times, bring him back only to kill the series, then the next time I see him he's a hippy monkey freak?

Actually Optimus Primal had no relation to Optimus Prime. /greek rant :mrgreen:

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:33 pm

Geez, over dramtic much?

Website · by **Silver Wind** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:59 pm

I sure hope this drives up the numbers for the :MAX:

faction.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:59 pm

Silver Wind wrote:I sure hope this drives up the numbers for the faction.

NEVER!

by **Shadow Dragon** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:08 pm

Silver Wind wrote:I sure hope this drives up the numbers for the faction.

I sure hope so. I need more targets to get XP off of.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:41 pm

Knew this was a good idea.

I want to thank everyone that helped with this, namely Pyschout, High Command and a few others I can no longer remember the names of cos I've drunk too much again....

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:02 pm

Shadow Dragon wrote:
Silver Wind wrote:I sure hope this drives up the numbers for the faction.

I sure hope so. I need more targets to get XP off of.

If you want more targets, go Pred. We got nothing but targets.

by **Shadow Dragon** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:25 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:
Silver Wind wrote:I sure hope this drives up the numbers for the faction.

I sure hope so. I need more targets to get XP off of.

If you want more targets, go Pred. We got nothing but targets.

I said I wanted targets, not to BE a target.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:27 pm

Shadow Dragon wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:
I sure hope so. I need more targets to get XP off of.

If you want more targets, go Pred. We got nothing but targets.

I said I wanted targets, not to BE a target.

I don't know what you're on, but I'm never a target. I have all of you weaklings right where I want you! *points across everyone in HMW* You are all my bitches!

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:28 am

Seiberwebz frontpage has a new HMW advert:

Beast Wars: The New Heavy Metal War

The Battle is on once again... - After the sacrifice, after the Great Reset, a new age is born. Maximals VS. Predacons. Autobots VS. Decepticons. The war rages on. Join Heavy Metal War and help your faction on to victory!

So, should I be asking for royalties and is there a way to get the article on the game front page?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:38 pm

Psychout wrote:So, should I be asking for royalties

Step 1 - Add a Paypal button to your sig
Step 2 - Ask for donations for a worthy cause, like a new camera!
Step 3 - Sit back and watch the gullible send you money.

Uncle Burn's Financial Services. Helping Seibertronians manage their finances since 2003.
Sounds like a good new name for Project B.A.R.T. actually.

Website · by **Silver Wind** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:42 pm

Format changed cuz of stupid quote max, wrote:Shadow Dragon: I sure hope so. I need more targets to get XP off of.

Absolute Zero: If you want more targets, go Pred. We got nothing but targets.

Shadow Dragon: I said I wanted targets, not to BE a target.

Absolute Zero: I don't know what you're on, but I'm never a target. I have all of you weaklings right where I want you! *points across everyone in HMW* You are all my b****es!

I've no doubt the Tripredacus Council has their optics trained on you for that comment... And Ransom says that she thinks she still has an arm from Dynamax that's looking to be used.

Anyhow, I think the missions are slowly starting to improve for us Maximals; been seeing more comrades in there.