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News Credits: 2024 · by **Hotrod** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:54 pm

It looks like Michael Bay will be working with Transformers even after he is done putting the finishing touches on the Transformers Movie. Adweek Magazine has reported that according to a source Bay will have a hand in directing the Mountain Dew "Transform Your Summer" Ads. You can read the article here.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:03 pm

I predict plenty of explosions, lots of pro-Americanism, and maybe some hot chicks who don't do all too much.

News Credits: 5 · by **decepticonjon** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:05 pm

michael bay couldn't direct his way out of a cardboard box. there'd be too many cut scenes... :grin:

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:09 pm

decepticonjon wrote:there'd be too many cut scenes...

You mean cut aways? (by the way, awesome avatar)

News Credits: 5 · by **decepticonjon** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:19 pm

1337W422102 wrote:
decepticonjon wrote:there'd be too many cut scenes...

You mean cut aways? (by the way, awesome avatar)

yea, that's right.. thanks, should have gone to directing school. anyhoo,
thanks, it's a sleeve i've had for about 8 years now, so it's kinda weird explaining it to people now who really know nothing about it other than the movie they're going to see this summer..
oh well.
ya know, it's kinda like when you're favorite band sells out and get's all watered down.. i mean, it'll be an action movie that contains some themes of transformers, but simplified enough so that Thadeus P. Huckleberry will "get it" after spending 9.50 a ticket.
hmm, i don't know where all that came from..

News Credits: 1 · by **crazyfists** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:22 pm

they should give him a sack of money to not have him direct the commercial or anything ever again.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:28 pm

decepticonjon wrote:
1337W422102 wrote:
decepticonjon wrote:there'd be too many cut scenes...

You mean cut aways? (by the way, awesome avatar)

yea, that's right.. thanks, should have gone to directing school. anyhoo,
thanks, it's a sleeve i've had for about 8 years now, so it's kinda weird explaining it to people now who really know nothing about it other than the movie they're going to see this summer..
oh well.
ya know, it's kinda like when you're favorite band sells out and get's all watered down.. i mean, it'll be an action movie that contains some themes of transformers, but simplified enough so that Thadeus P. Huckleberry will "get it" after spending 9.50 a ticket.
hmm, i don't know where all that came from..

I know what you mean. What really cheeses me off is that I'm sure there'll be a bunch of 12 year olds claiming they know all there is to know about Transformers after having seen this movie once.

And crazyfists, I like the way you think. But you know Hollywood would never have a summer without a) random action movies, b) licensed characters or c) Bruckheimer/Bay/whatever other action director people like for some reason. Oh, I also forgot d) sequels, so we know what to expect in a few years...

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:45 pm

Wait, that explosion was the ad?

I should have sat through all of it, I hope our friends in Japan don't get offended though.

News Credits: 5 · by **skywarp-2** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:52 pm

i SHALL BE CHILDISH FOR A MOMENT......

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..............

Bay Dew... :shock:

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:53 pm

Wow another thread were people bash Bay for directing something....Originality as its best

by **Gaijin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:54 pm

Isn't it like PepsiCo to put their advertizing fecies everywhere? But, alas, I can't wait for the TF bottles/cans to come out so I can have some of that fecies too.

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:57 pm

Wow, yet another stellar achievement to add to his portfolio.
This one can sit snuggly between his playboy gig and Pearl Harbour.

News Credits: 88 · by **Shinobi Rendar** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:01 pm

MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!!!

THAT MEANS EXTREMEEEEEEEEEE

They should have a commercial with two dudes inside of jazz in alt mode racing down L.A. when one of them opens a dew.

Jazz transform and leaves the dudes on the street. Two dudes in shock and Jazz takes the dew and says: "do the Dew"

cheesyyyyyyyyyyy as hell but... EXTREME!!!!

by **primalVICTORY** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:01 pm

ooh man. that would be awesome. but they will put prime in just cause hes the most well known.

News Credits: 2 · by **Phategod1** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:42 pm

Finally a project fit for Bay.

I'm hoping after this Bay gets a job Producing and Directing a TV series for Fox or the WB. It's worked well for Brett Ratner and McG.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:45 pm

Phategod1 wrote:I'm hoping after this Bay gets a job Producing and Directing a TV series for Fox or the WB.

Sounds mindless enough for Fox. Though I have to admit that I would probably watch a Bay TV series, as long as it was hardcore Bay, with lengthy car chases and spectacular explosions each episode. The humour writes itself!

News Credits: 4 · by **Blitzwing the warrior** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:59 pm

Well its his movie

News Credits: 7 · by **Zeedust** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:17 pm

Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Bay might turn out to be a good choice on Hasbro's part, simply because, well, he's typecast for things that haven't exactly hurt the franchise in the past. Given that there's enough people around him with other ideas that will balance out some of his, and that the transformers in the movie would likely have looked "off" no matter who was directing, and frankly, I say we got lucky not pulling, say, George Lucas.

As for the ad? It better have a transforming soda machine.

by **lockepsb** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:06 pm

all I have to say is... "F^&* Michael Bay"

by **The Paragon of Virtue** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:36 pm

lockepsb wrote:all I have to say is... "F^&* Michael Bay"

For possibly directing a commercial based upon the movie he is making?

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:39 pm

The Paragon of Virtue wrote:
lockepsb wrote:all I have to say is... "F^&* Michael Bay"

For possibly directing a commercial based upon the movie he is making?

No, for taking his childhood and shoving it square up the posters a**.

Paragon of Virtue, grow up a little bit.

News Credits: 7 · by **Zeedust** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:49 pm

1Big\"F\"ingRayOfSunshine wrote:
The Paragon of Virtue wrote:
lockepsb wrote:all I have to say is... "F^&* Michael Bay"

For possibly directing a commercial based upon the movie he is making?

No, for taking his childhood and shoving it square up the posters a**.

Paragon of Virtue, grow up a little bit.

You see this, folks? This is what we like to call "irony" where I come from. ^_^

News Credits: 2 · by **Phategod1** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:03 pm

Wow there so much hate here you'd think we were discussing a producer :wink:

by **The Paragon of Virtue** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:04 pm

1Big\"F\"ingRayOfSunshine wrote:
The Paragon of Virtue wrote:
lockepsb wrote:all I have to say is... "F^&* Michael Bay"

For possibly directing a commercial based upon the movie he is making?

No, for taking his childhood and shoving it square up the posters a**.

Paragon of Virtue, grow up a little bit.

That's not what this thread is about.