The Energon Pub

[Methusalen]

This year's Shared Dairycon/Cybcon/DutchBotcon/Gamers Reunion/Autocon exclusive will be called "Ass-09"!

The "Automated Security Sentries zero-9" prototype testshot that provided our first peek at the figure was recently sold on Ebay. The figure is based off the Beast Machines Battle Unicorn figure.

The previously seen "Raging Red" Dairycon figure:

While another variant has appeared, the "Bitter Black" Cybcon figure:

Notice the lack of Red mane/leg detail, as well as the changes in the plastic (most noticeable in the figure's legs).

The character bio for the "Donkey of the Apocalypse" can be found by following this link. Keep an eye out for information regarding the other Dairycon exclusives (COMING SOON!!!!)

Finally, pre-registration for Dairycon 2009 is closing March 1st! While the con is free to attend, you MUST pre-register. No walk-ins. So pre-register soon if you plan to come!

[Seibertron]

This has been newsified! Thanks for the news.

[dragons]

awsome i always wanted an ass-09 transformer.

i can see this now soon reposrters will be all over this & toy fair conventions will have to be carful what they name there transformers for now on ( kid got slaped and grounded for a month he went to his mother will you buy me an ass transformer smack ).

dumb name for transformer kinda funny but wrong for small childern around assz-09 is little les perverted in a sense adn littel contrversial great looking figure bad chouice of a name

[Adimus Prime]

This guy's bio is awesome! He is the biggest Democrat liberal. I wonder which creative conservative wrote his bio? Funny. He should have an ally that is a repaint of a Rhinox and call it "Spectorbot." That would be fitting.

His enemy could be the elephant, "Rush."

[First-Aid]

That bio is PRICELESS!!! Hey..wait...is that Al Gore's alt mode?

"His speeches have actually caused some Autobots to switch sides..." That's just awesome...

now all we need is an Elephant TF modeled after Rush Limbaugh for his arch enemy!

[First-Aid]

He should have an enemy that is a repaint of a Rhinox and call it "Rush." That would be fitting.

Beat me to it heh heh...

Actually, he'd be wrong about beast modes not emitting methane gases. Rhinox emitting a HUGE blast of methane if memory serves...

[Mr. Kemp]

Oh, man, this is freaking hilarious!

First Aid, I have the perfect mold in mind for Assinine's right-wing counterpart: BW Neo Big Convoy. With enough firepower to supply the Army, and a red and gray color scheme (red for the Republican color, gray for the elephant color), this guy would be awesome. I can't quite think of a name, though. The only one I can think of is either Peacemaker or Peacekeeper (a homage to the fact that ridiculously huge (and awesome) weapons get called peacemakers).

[Adimus Prime]

Oh, man, this is freaking hilarious!

First Aid, I have the perfect mold in mind for Assinine's right-wing counterpart: BW Neo Big Convoy. With enough firepower to supply the Army, and a red and gray color scheme (red for the Republican color, gray for the elephant color), this guy would be awesome. I can't quite think of a name, though. The only one I can think of is either Peacemaker or Peacekeeper (a homage to the fact that ridiculously huge (and awesome) weapons get called peacemakers).

Great idea. You should run it by the toy creators somehow.

The Rino could be the compromised Republican in name only. The Republican could be the mammoth Prime, of course how ingenious. And Ass 09's leader could be some sort of Obama and Pelosi team.

[1337W422102]

I take it Wisconsin's a red state?