The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:42 pm

Just as the title says, WAKE UP AUTOBOTS!

I've not seen more than 2 Autobots online at any one time, and most of the time it's none, are we fighting a war here, or have the cons already won?

Jallows, stop sulking and join in again on here!

The rest of the Autobots, talk a little on here, it's not good when your most vocal member is steve!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:53 pm

What's a "Decpeticon"?

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:58 pm

A dyslexic Decepticon.

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:03 pm

Burn wrote:What's a "Decpeticon"?

What's an Autobot?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:24 pm

High Command wrote:
Burn wrote:What's a "Decpeticon"?

What's an Autobot?

A group of **** players with a couple of people that should be Decepticons.

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:30 pm

Burn wrote:
High Command wrote:
Burn wrote:What's a "Decpeticon"?

What's an Autobot?

A group of **** players with a couple of people that should be Decepticons.

Is that 1 star per active player? XD

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:31 pm

That's one of the great things about HMW compared to other Transformers games.
We don't have none of that star ****.

by **ThunderThruster** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:35 pm

Well excuuuuuuuse us! [/wreackgar]

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:53 pm

Not sure what Pinky is on about?

There's a whole bot in this one!

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:12 pm

Psychout wrote:Not sure what Pinky is on about?

There's a whole bot in this one!

Didn't get to kill it, doesn't count.

by **ThunderThruster** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:14 pm

Diddums

by **Bun-Bun** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:17 pm

We all know that Burn can't switch people over from one side to the other but if we petitioned Ryan do you think he could transfer some.

As distasteful as it'd be to wear a red brand and associate with some of the riff-raff I'd be willing to switch for the health of the overall game.

by **ThunderThruster** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:25 pm

If you don't want to wear the band red

with pride, we don't want you. :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:27 pm

Bun-Bun wrote:We all know that Burn can't switch people over from one side to the other but if we petitioned Ryan do you think he could transfer some.

While it probably would only take him a few minutes, I'd much rather he spend that time giving me access to mission texts.

by **Bun-Bun** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:29 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:If you don't want to wear the band red with pride, we don't want you.

Fortunately I wouldn't be doing it for you or the bots.
I'd make that sacrifice for the Cons so they'd have something to fight!
As well as possibly padding my own xp totals by taking advantage of being outnumbered... Something very few of you Bots seem to remember how to do.

And to you Burn I say "Why not both!" :lol:

by **ThunderThruster** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:34 pm

If our services are no longer wanted, you can play on your todd.

by **Bun-Bun** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:39 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:If our services are no longer wanted, you can play on your todd.

Not currently much difference...

Do the Bots need some pretty pictures or simple flattery to come out and play?

I didn't realize they'd all become delicate flowers.

by **ThunderThruster** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:41 pm

Have it your way then.

by **Bun-Bun** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:47 pm

Years from now, when the historians ask how Seibertron was so easily taken by the Decepticon Army in the HMW we shall tell them: "All it took was pointedly calling the Bots out for barely fighting and they just gave up all together instead of trying harder."

If only Megatron knew how easy it was back in the day.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:46 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:Diddums

Hash, but fair, lol.

Bun-Bun wrote:We all know that Burn can't switch people over from one side to the other but if we petitioned Ryan do you think he could transfer some.

As distasteful as it'd be to wear a red brand and associate with some of the riff-raff I'd be willing to switch for the health of the overall game.

I went to the Preds for this reason, and I'd happily go to the Bots for this reason.

ThunderThruster wrote:If our services are no longer wanted, you can play on your todd.

Already there mate...

For being literally the only bot I've met in the last 2 hours, I thank you though. I know it's difficult for you (and Wingz), we all know how quickly you can tear through your 12 tfs when there's no back up, and this level of outnumbering results in *very little* XP. And this thread isn't really about you, it's about the bots who aren't willing to show up if they see more than 2 cons, largely because they've been ordered to avoid out numbered missions, and avoid leveling up at the first opportunity and indeed to avoid any other form of actual fun this game my offer.

by **Wingz** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:56 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:If you don't want to wear the band red with pride, we don't want you.

Unfortunately, this seems to apply even if you do want to wear the red brand

(so I wear my own :MAXIMAL:

) Didn't realize that being a good sport meant veritably being my own faction. If I'd have known that sooner, I would have joined the functional and fun community in this game to begin with.

As for being outnumbered, 'Bots: get over it, please. It would really be nice to have some of you to play and have fun with ;)^

(and I'm not talking about you Thunder

)

by **S.o.L.** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:57 pm

Woe unto thee, O Tarn! Thy strong holds shall be like fig trees with the firstripe figs: if they be shaken, they shall even fall into the mouth of the eater. -- HMW Manual Book 93.

or to paraphrase:

What in TARN-nation?!

by **turbomagnus** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:07 pm

In my defense, I've spent the day bouncing between a VA Clinic and a hospital emergency room with barely enough time to log in and look at the scores, much less actually play any today. In fact, I'm actually heading for bed and just stopped in to apologize to Wingz for leaving her to carry the banner for ElWingza and CalamiTurbo alone today.

Real life is to blame, I tell you!

by **Wingz** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:13 pm

turbomagnus wrote:In my defense, I've spent the day bouncing between a VA Clinic and a hospital emergency room with barely enough time to log in and look at the scores, much less actually play any today. In fact, I'm actually heading for bed and just stopped in to apologize to Wingz for leaving her to carry the banner for ElWingza and CalamiTurbo alone today.

Real life is to blame, I tell you!

Nothing to be sorry for :lol: