Someone at BBTS must be really bored. Many products have extremely odd (and very funny) product descriptions. I will be posting these as I find them. If you find any that aren't posted yet, then go ahead. No way I'll be able to post them all myself.
Transformers
Ramjet vs. Sythe
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS11830&mode=retail
Sunstorm vs. Checkpoint
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS11831&mode=retail
Thrust vs. Anti-Blaze
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS11832&mode=retail
Starwars
Clone Trooper bust
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=gg10057&mode=retail
SWTF Palpatine
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS11875&mode=retail
Darth Maul Force FX Lightsaber
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=mst10043&mode=retail
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Posted by TFmaster Tue May 09, 2006 2:19 pm
When G-man showed me this last night I about S**t myself. 
I think it's cool. It's what the world could use more of right now.
TFM
I think it's cool. It's what the world could use more of right now.
TFM
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Posted by swampmojo Tue May 09, 2006 2:49 pm
TFM wrote:When G-man showed me this last night I about S**t myself.
I think it's cool. It's what the world could use more of right now.
TFM
hell yeah man, hell yeah. belly laughs are rare and feel ggggggrrrrreat!
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Posted by Darth Zax Mon May 15, 2006 10:07 am
that is so funny. darth mayonnaise??? lol.
EDIT: new ones:
SWTF Han & Chewie
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... picture=in
SWTF Darth Vader
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... ode=retail
EDIT: new ones:
SWTF Han & Chewie
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... picture=in
SWTF Darth Vader
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... ode=retail
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Posted by ptitvite Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:11 am
Hobbyist Prime wrote:Here's one more...
Matrix statue
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... ode=retail
i'm confused! I thought Optimus Primal held G1 Optimus's spark inside of him, not the matrix? What the?
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Posted by incecticons forever Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:42 am
although the whole spark thing was created in bw and rinox makes reference about that spark having a matrix
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Posted by Dark_Fool Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:05 am
the thing is that I'm not sure it's bbts that's making the mistakes because I seem to recall reading these descriptions on the back of the toys...
not so much the stuff from unicron.com, but the minicons I'm sure have that info on the back.
not so much the stuff from unicron.com, but the minicons I'm sure have that info on the back.
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Posted by rhinox555 Tue May 15, 2007 2:52 pm
Ptitvite wrote:Hobbyist Prime wrote:Here's one more...
Matrix statue
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... ode=retail
i'm confused! I thought Optimus Primal held G1 Optimus's spark inside of him, not the matrix? What the?
The matrix WAS prime's spark.
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Posted by Ramrider Tue May 15, 2007 3:28 pm
No, no it wasn't. The Matrix is the symbol of Autobot leadership, among other things, hence Ultra Magnus and Rodimus Prime, among others, carrying it.
If it was Prime's actual spark, then what's he doing when he keeps taking the chuffing thing out of his chest? You don't go waving your spark around willy-nilly, you know...
If it was Prime's actual spark, then what's he doing when he keeps taking the chuffing thing out of his chest? You don't go waving your spark around willy-nilly, you know...
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Re: Weird BBTS Product Descriptions
Posted by Jaw Crusher Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:26 pm
Weapon:
Mace
Big Bad Toy Store wrote:He’s still got the sallow, malignant, vaguely constipated expression, now framed by a helmet just a little like Megatron’s
Nice to see someone besides me noticed...
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Posted by Omega Charge Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:44 pm
Motto:
"Nothing. What's the motto with you?"
Weapon:
Metal-slashing Claw
Thunderblast is captive???
I'll grab a water squirter and the kitchen knife and rescue her myself!
I'll grab a water squirter and the kitchen knife and rescue her myself!
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Re: Weird BBTS Product Descriptions
Posted by Sunstar Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:35 am
Motto:
"All hail Lord Starscream"
Weapon:
Null-Ray Rifle
this one is Starscream. I swear by the way it was written Starscream wrote it himself. But as they said, history is written by the victors.
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http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... ode=retail
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Posted by Pyrostrata Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:29 pm
Motto:
"Autobots just BORE me!"
Weapon:
Flamethrower Cannons
Sunstar wrote:this one is Starscream. I swear by the way it was written Starscream wrote it himself. But as they said, history is written by the victors.
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/prod ... ode=retail
LMAO! That was quite amusing...and I agree....it looks to me like someone took it upon themselves to write this as if Screamer wrote it himself...So full of his own self-importance....and full of something else too!!
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Posted by TFGnome Wed May 28, 2008 8:28 am
Motto:
"manipulation trumps skill"
Weapon:
Big Cannon
=GREAT UNICRONS TAPEWORM=
wow that made me laugh so hard
wow that made me laugh so hard
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Re: Weird BBTS Product Descriptions
Posted by Slipknot Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:38 pm
Oh my lol. That one Starscream wrote...and Mission Hawaii!! 
These are great!
These are great!
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Re: Weird BBTS Product Descriptions
Posted by Newtilator Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:20 pm
Mission Hawaii and the giant tapeworm are hilarious. Why would a mini-con fear a tarantula? Serious lols.
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