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by **duragrip** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:11 pm

I've downloaded "Batman: Arkham Origins", "Transformers Legends", "Marvel Puzzle Game", and "DC: Gods Among Us".

Which ones are good? Are the card-based games more worthwhile than the action-based games?

I'm looking for nostalgia, and that which will bring the characters to life.

by **duragrip** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:36 am

I want to feel like Batman. I want a game that will make me feel like G1 Omega Supreme. I want to be He-man.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:31 pm

Install angry birds star wars, then run the game and microwave your running phone for exactly 32 minutes, while it's in the microwave let the Elfman Batman theme play at the highest setting. Make sure to keep the microwave going for the 32 minutes no matter what.
Once that is done you will have the best ios game there is, it's a secret hack to unlock Batman Joker's Asylum.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:36 pm

Well, that just ruined my phone. Thanks, Obama.

Also, in before lock!

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:07 am

Dead Metal wrote:Install angry birds star wars, then run the game and microwave your running phone for exactly 32 minutes, while it's in the microwave let the Elfman Batman theme play at the highest setting. Make sure to keep the microwave going for the 32 minutes no matter what.
Once that is done you will have the best ios game there is, it's a secret hack to unlock Batman Joker's Asylum.

I did just that, and the melted mess resembles an image of Mother Theresa. I think I'll sell it on ebay for ten grand.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:32 am

With the right iOS app can I be Batman?

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:37 am

You should advertise condoms, you'de be the perfect spokesperson for those. You would also make enough money to actually be Batman.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:39 am

SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Install angry birds star wars, then run the game and microwave your running phone for exactly 32 minutes, while it's in the microwave let the Elfman Batman theme play at the highest setting. Make sure to keep the microwave going for the 32 minutes no matter what.
Once that is done you will have the best ios game there is, it's a secret hack to unlock Batman Joker's Asylum.

I did just that, and the melted mess resembles an image of Mother Theresa. I think I'll sell it on ebay for ten grand.

Cool, I'll take a 20% cut though.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:52 am

Dead Metal wrote:
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Install angry birds star wars, then run the game and microwave your running phone for exactly 32 minutes, while it's in the microwave let the Elfman Batman theme play at the highest setting. Make sure to keep the microwave going for the 32 minutes no matter what.
Once that is done you will have the best ios game there is, it's a secret hack to unlock Batman Joker's Asylum.

I did just that, and the melted mess resembles an image of Mother Theresa. I think I'll sell it on ebay for ten grand.

Cool, I'll take a 20% cut though.

Throw in a formula for Elvis that I can try on my other phone, and you've got a deal.

Dead Metal wrote:You should advertise condoms, you'de be the perfect spokesperson for those. You would also make enough money to actually be Batman.

Indeed, he's got the perfect physique for the job. Here's a wonderful artists' impression of DG, courtesy of RhA (notice the groin lump):

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:13 am

It never hurts to help.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:57 am

Are apps as powerful as Batman's gadgets? Is my iPod and iPad more useful than Batman's utility belt?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:06 am

duragrip wrote:Are apps as powerful as Batman's gadgets? Is my iPod and iPad more useful than Batman's utility belt?

Try throwing it at someones head.

by **duragrip** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:34 am

I found a couple of apps that simulate the sounds of a batarang.

Is that a good start?

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:07 pm

Can I be as good as Indianna Jones with the whip lash sound apps too? Can I directly downloads such apps into my Central Processor effectively adding a new skill in my arsenal of bad guy fighting skills?

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:26 am

Why did the He-man IOS game fail?

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:46 pm

duragrip wrote:Why did the He-man IOS game fail?

Because either:
1) It sucks, or
2) There's no demand for it, or
3) It sucks, thus there's no demand for it.

Edit:
also, possibly
4) It only exists in your imagination

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:47 pm

Heard that the Big "N" is planning to release games beyond their console borders. Hopefully, they'll consider releasing to the IOS format. Their 1st party games are license to print money!

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:06 pm

I've never played Angry Birds. I don't have the desire to download it.

What's so great about it?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:21 pm

fenrir72 wrote:Heard that the Big "N" is planning to release games beyond their console borders. Hopefully, they'll consider releasing to the IOS format. Their 1st party games are license to print money!

They're teaming up with DENA ... so don't get too excited.

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:28 pm

Computer and console games are too complicated for me.

Does this mean I'm not as smart as gamers?

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:45 pm

Burn wrote:
fenrir72 wrote:Heard that the Big "N" is planning to release games beyond their console borders. Hopefully, they'll consider releasing to the IOS format. Their 1st party games are license to print money!

They're teaming up with DENA ... so don't get too excited.

DENA sucks?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:51 pm

fenrir72 wrote:
Burn wrote:
fenrir72 wrote:Heard that the Big "N" is planning to release games beyond their console borders. Hopefully, they'll consider releasing to the IOS format. Their 1st party games are license to print money!

They're teaming up with DENA ... so don't get too excited.

DENA sucks?

Have you played TF:Legends or any of their games? They bleed you for money just so you have a chance of playing.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:56 pm

Burn wrote:
fenrir72 wrote:
Burn wrote:
fenrir72 wrote:Heard that the Big "N" is planning to release games beyond their console borders. Hopefully, they'll consider releasing to the IOS format. Their 1st party games are license to print money!

They're teaming up with DENA ... so don't get too excited.

DENA sucks?

Have you played TF:Legends or any of their games? They bleed you for money just so you have a chance of playing.

Is their model like Free to Play? They also do that in consoles. They give you a free naked data then fleece you for the upgrades.

Only saving grace would be the mobility.

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:58 pm

That's why the He-man game got taken off the App Store I think. A lot of people downloaded it, but not enough people were buying the upgrades.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:00 pm

"Freemium" ... free-to-play, but if you want to compete against others, you need to pay the money.

I ditched it. Currently playing two games. WWE Immortals (don't mind spending a bit of money there but, you don't really need to) and CSR Racing. No money needs to be spent on CSR at all, just put in the time and effort and you can win cars easily. Been at it for over a year and now own every car (fully upgraded), 200+ gold and 24 million in cash.