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Every movie has a story, even **** as Dead Metal says. Without a story, a movie is simply a set of random images flashing across a flat surface. Essentially, everything has a story which moves the thing from its beginning point to its end point. In a later post, you yourself site examples from the ROTF story, like Prime's death and the conversation between MEgatron, SS and the Fallen. Movies are generally seen for the stories they portray. Again, I don't mean that in a negative way towards you, but even the maze on the back of a cereal box is driven by an existant story.
SlyTF1 wrote:Every movie has a story, even **** as Dead Metal says. Without a story, a movie is simply a set of random images flashing across a flat surface. Essentially, everything has a story which moves the thing from its beginning point to its end point. In a later post, you yourself site examples from the ROTF story, like Prime's death and the conversation between MEgatron, SS and the Fallen. Movies are generally seen for the stories they portray. Again, I don't mean that in a negative way towards you, but even the maze on the back of a cereal box is driven by an existant story.
Even if ROTF was a bunch of random ass images of robots beating the crap out of eachother, Id be happy with that. I mean, most movies NEED a story to drive them, but things like Transformers or GI Joe, you can basically put anything in in any order at random, and make it look cool, and make me happy
SlyTF1 wrote:Every movie has a story, even **** as Dead Metal says. Without a story, a movie is simply a set of random images flashing across a flat surface. Essentially, everything has a story which moves the thing from its beginning point to its end point. In a later post, you yourself site examples from the ROTF story, like Prime's death and the conversation between MEgatron, SS and the Fallen. Movies are generally seen for the stories they portray. Again, I don't mean that in a negative way towards you, but even the maze on the back of a cereal box is driven by an existant story.
Even if ROTF was a bunch of random ass images of robots beating the crap out of eachother, Id be happy with that. I mean, most movies NEED a story to drive them, but things like Transformers or GI Joe, you can basically put anything in in any order at random, and make it look cool, and make me happy
NewFoundStarscreamLuv wrote:me and my friends combine all the time. Sometimes I even combine by myself if no one is around.
Dagon wrote:EDIT: I am shocked to realize that the filter or whatever on here blocked out the word p o r n .
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
Blurrz wrote:10/10
Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
Noideaforaname wrote:That's the only flaw you saw? You have no problem at all with a giant planet eating robot coming out of nowhere,
Noideaforaname wrote:or OP pulling something that just so happens to kill the giant planet eating robot out of his chest that he happened to be holding onto the whole time?
Noideaforaname wrote:Unlike the Bay movies, the '86 film had an entire show's worth of backstory to use (which if indeed they were making the movie while making the show, they could've at least hinted at)
Noideaforaname wrote:And a bunch of Autobots die pretty pathetically early on.
Noideaforaname wrote:And Devastator is shaken apart by a couple of cassettes. (Yet humans using very real, very powerful weapons to knock him off a structure he wasn't holding onto very tightly and thus falls off, crashes, and dies is completely illogical?)
The United States Naval Surface Warfare Center Dahlgren Division demonstrated an 8 MJ rail gun firing 3.2 kg projectiles in October 2006 as a prototype of a 64 MJ weapon to be deployed aboard Navy warships. The main problem the Navy has had with implementing a railgun cannon system is that the guns wear out due to the immense heat produced by firing. Such weapons are expected to be powerful enough to do a little more damage than a BGM-109 Tomahawk missile at a fraction of the projectile cost.[13] Since then, BAE Systems has delivered a 32 MJ prototype to the Navy.
Noideaforaname wrote:A month long writer's strike wouldn't have phased the production of the animated movie at all. Because by they can't start animating (except for trailers, as the trailer had a bunch of unused animation) until the script is completed. And they would have waited until the strike was over anyway since it was going to take over a year to make it regardless of waiting on a writers strike.
CGI takes time too, you know.
I'm not sure if movies of any sort have the luxury of waiting until a strike wraps up. I don't make movies, but I'd imagine there is a deadline for making a movie after it's been OK'd, regardless of any possible setbacks.
SlyTF1 wrote:I dont understand why the hell anyone would see a movie for the story, if you want a story, go read a f*ckin book.
Loki God Of Mischief wrote:lol Someone's either new to the fandom or never read the 80s comics. Comic Optimus always had the Matrix (although it was called the Creation Matrix and looked and functioned differently). You also forget that they started working on the movie before Season 2 was completed.
SlyTF1 wrote:Loki God Of Mischief wrote:lol Someone's either new to the fandom or never read the 80s comics. Comic Optimus always had the Matrix (although it was called the Creation Matrix and looked and functioned differently). You also forget that they started working on the movie before Season 2 was completed.
Wouldnt they have had the rest of season 2 planned out? You cant just bust in and start making new episodes.
Miscommunication between Hasbro and Takara that neglected to mention the fact that Rodimus Prime was supposed to be the new Autobot leader and the upgrade of Hot Rod led to Takara creating the original prototype for the G1 Hot Rod toy in three times the final size, about as tall as Beast Machines Nightscream. When Hasbro corrected Takara about those details, Takara's designers were disappointed because they had to make Rodimus Prime's toy larger than Hot Rod's.
NewFoundStarscreamLuv wrote:me and my friends combine all the time. Sometimes I even combine by myself if no one is around.
Evil_the_Nub wrote:I find it ironic that people will go to such lengths to excuse the errors in G1, but won't except the simple answers to the "plotholes" in RotF.
starfish wrote:The point is that the Michael Bay films, costing hundreds of millions of dollars and backed by some of the best talent in Hollywood, should be held to a higher standard than a mere Saturday morning kids' cartoon.
Scatterlung wrote:starfish wrote:The point is that the Michael Bay films, costing hundreds of millions of dollars and backed by some of the best talent in Hollywood, should be held to a higher standard than a mere Saturday morning kids' cartoon.
Money does not equal quality.
Paris Hilton is worth a fair penny, and she's a worthless, talentless, vapid, monster waste of human resources.
Just wanna make that clear. It's human beings who govern quality, not money.
starfish wrote:Evil_the_Nub wrote:I find it ironic that people will go to such lengths to excuse the errors in G1, but won't except the simple answers to the "plotholes" in RotF.
Not ironic at all - I think we can all agree that there are errors in G1, tonnes of them. From glaring animation mistakes to bad dialogue to silly and childish plots. I don't think anyone here will deny that.
The point is that the Michael Bay films, costing hundreds of millions of dollars and backed by some of the best talent in Hollywood, should be held to a higher standard than a mere Saturday morning kids' cartoon.
I get that you like the film, and that you're willing to overlook and rationalise its supposed mis-steps. Obviously you're in the majority, because the film was hugely successful. And I fully respect your opinion, though I disagree with it.
But there are others of us who would've liked something more than just a mindless run-around with good special effects.
I think the best analogy of ROTF is with a McDonald's burger: when you're spending a lot of money like Bay did, there's no reason why he couldn't have come up with a brilliant three-course meal or a juicy steak. But instead he served up a Mig Mac and fries - popular, simple, easy to digest and loved by the masses, but neither suitable nor satisfying for those of us with more developed tastes.
starfish wrote:Scatterlung wrote:starfish wrote:The point is that the Michael Bay films, costing hundreds of millions of dollars and backed by some of the best talent in Hollywood, should be held to a higher standard than a mere Saturday morning kids' cartoon.
Money does not equal quality.
Paris Hilton is worth a fair penny, and she's a worthless, talentless, vapid, monster waste of human resources.
Just wanna make that clear. It's human beings who govern quality, not money.
Yep, Paris Hilton has a lot of money, and she uses it to buy what she believes to be high-quality stuff. She spent masses of money on a mansion, she spends masses of money on parties.
But one thing she doesn't want to do is waste money. She doesn't pay millions of pounds for a canoe - she gets VALUE for her money and buys a top-of the range yacht.
Unlike Michael Bay, who spends hundreds of millions on a movie... and gets a script that wouldn't look out of place on Cartoon Network.
Anyway (changing the subject slightly), how is Paris Hilton a waste of resources? Surely by spending lots of money, she's continuously pumping lots of cash into a flagging global economy. When she buys a mansion, she's effectively paying the wages of many hundreds of labourers, carpenters, builders, etc. When she hosts a party, she's pumping money into the champagne industry. And more importantly, given her massive wealth and spending habits, she pays a lot more in taxes than most people, taxes that are currently being utilised by the US government to help fund aid relief in Haiti. So yeah, Paris Hilton... big waste of resources there!
Loki God Of Mischief wrote:Batman and Robin made a lot of money too. And so did every Nic Cage movie ever. Nickleback are millionaires. Making money doesn't mean what you made is good. It just means a lot of idiots and people with low expectations helped something mediocre or awful make a shitload.
NewFoundStarscreamLuv wrote:me and my friends combine all the time. Sometimes I even combine by myself if no one is around.
Evil_the_Nub wrote:Loki God Of Mischief wrote:Batman and Robin made a lot of money too. And so did every Nic Cage movie ever. Nickleback are millionaires. Making money doesn't mean what you made is good. It just means a lot of idiots and people with low expectations helped something mediocre or awful make a shitload.
This is something I see a lot from people who didn't like the movie. Childish insults. Finding something entertaining doesn't make anyone an idiot, grow up.
Scatterlung wrote:Evil_the_Nub wrote:Loki God Of Mischief wrote:Batman and Robin made a lot of money too. And so did every Nic Cage movie ever. Nickleback are millionaires. Making money doesn't mean what you made is good. It just means a lot of idiots and people with low expectations helped something mediocre or awful make a shitload.
This is something I see a lot from people who didn't like the movie. Childish insults. Finding something entertaining doesn't make anyone an idiot, grow up.
Finding something idiotic does not make anyone childish.
Night Raid wrote:Scatterlung wrote:Evil_the_Nub wrote:Loki God Of Mischief wrote:Batman and Robin made a lot of money too. And so did every Nic Cage movie ever. Nickleback are millionaires. Making money doesn't mean what you made is good. It just means a lot of idiots and people with low expectations helped something mediocre or awful make a shitload.
This is something I see a lot from people who didn't like the movie. Childish insults. Finding something entertaining doesn't make anyone an idiot, grow up.
Finding something idiotic does not make anyone childish.
No, but insults do.
Loki God Of Mischief wrote:Night Raid wrote:Scatterlung wrote:Evil_the_Nub wrote:Loki God Of Mischief wrote:Batman and Robin made a lot of money too. And so did every Nic Cage movie ever. Nickleback are millionaires. Making money doesn't mean what you made is good. It just means a lot of idiots and people with low expectations helped something mediocre or awful make a shitload.
This is something I see a lot from people who didn't like the movie. Childish insults. Finding something entertaining doesn't make anyone an idiot, grow up.
Finding something idiotic does not make anyone childish.
No, but insults do.
Why is everyone so **** sensitive on the internet? Do you really care what some stranger you'll never meet thinks about you? A better question is why should you care what someone else thinks?
Scatterlung wrote:All the mansions and money in the world wouldn't stop poor ol' Miss Hilton getting her head flattened with a sledge hammer. This isn't about the quality of what she buys or what she does with her money, its what the money says about her.
You're saying that money = quality. But quality isn't defined by money, ever. Trainers are made for a few pennies by children in some third-world country, and then sold for ridiculous prices in the West, because they are automatically brilliant trainers upon import? No, because someone said they would sell for that much and somehow, were right.
Money does not define quality. Gold and diamonds sell for high prices because they are good quality materials? No. They're just rare. And then it is human beings who say what is rare is valuable. The actual materials themselves have been virtually useless in human history, with gold making a marginal appearance in electronics in recent years.
Value and worth is not applied by the sum of the materials within an item, just by the amount that a human being pins on it. An item may be of high quality, as indicated by its price, but it is down to human opinion whether they are worth buying, rendering the price of it completely moot.
The fact that Transformers has a lot of money put into it means nothing. Megan Fox is, to the harshest critic, utterly talentless, yet she made a truck load of money out of these films. A sign of quality? Couldn't possibly be. The only reason the film grossed so much is because people like giant fighting robots, awesome CGI, and Megan Fox's boobs. Maybe she is a "high quality" female, a human commodity, but you have to ask yourself whether or not you yourself wish to make qualitative judgements based on something's monetary value, or your own opinion.
starfish wrote:Scatterlung wrote:All the mansions and money in the world wouldn't stop poor ol' Miss Hilton getting her head flattened with a sledge hammer. This isn't about the quality of what she buys or what she does with her money, its what the money says about her.
You're saying that money = quality. But quality isn't defined by money, ever. Trainers are made for a few pennies by children in some third-world country, and then sold for ridiculous prices in the West, because they are automatically brilliant trainers upon import? No, because someone said they would sell for that much and somehow, were right.
Money does not define quality. Gold and diamonds sell for high prices because they are good quality materials? No. They're just rare. And then it is human beings who say what is rare is valuable. The actual materials themselves have been virtually useless in human history, with gold making a marginal appearance in electronics in recent years.
Value and worth is not applied by the sum of the materials within an item, just by the amount that a human being pins on it. An item may be of high quality, as indicated by its price, but it is down to human opinion whether they are worth buying, rendering the price of it completely moot.
The fact that Transformers has a lot of money put into it means nothing. Megan Fox is, to the harshest critic, utterly talentless, yet she made a truck load of money out of these films. A sign of quality? Couldn't possibly be. The only reason the film grossed so much is because people like giant fighting robots, awesome CGI, and Megan Fox's boobs. Maybe she is a "high quality" female, a human commodity, but you have to ask yourself whether or not you yourself wish to make qualitative judgements based on something's monetary value, or your own opinion.
To be honest, I don't really get what your point is - essentially (if I've read your posts correctly) the crux your argument is this: why pay for a Classics Skywarp when you can get a Starscream of identical quality for far less cash?
But that's completely irrelevant to the point I was trying to make. I was just saying that it's grossly unfair to compare the quality of ROTF with the quality of the 1986 animated movie. True, the fact that Bay had much more in the way of resources available to him doesn't necessarily equate to a good film (take Pearl Harbour as a case in point), but there are plenty of other reasons why the comparison is unfair - the 86 Movie was specifically aimed at children, whereas ROTF was going for an older, more discerning audience (hence Bay's use of risqué language and 'adult' humour). Bay hired many, many skilled animators, actors and technical staff at their top of their game. The CGI is amazingly excellent. The sound design has been almost universally praised. That such craftsmanship was wasted on such a dismal plot smacks to me of an incredible wasted opportunity.
However, I realise I've been really negative towards the film in my earlier posts, so I'm now going to accentuate some of the positives.
Firstly, Megan Fox. I'm sorry, but she simply does not deserve all the terrible criticism that's been levelled at her. Put simply, the character as written is pretty one-dimensional, and given nothing to do other than pout. Even the best actor in the world would struggle with the material that Fox was given - it's quite simply a terrible, terrible part as written. Personally, I think she does quite well under the circumstances.
Secondly, someone upthread moaned at the prominence given to human characters in a film that's supposed to be about Transformers. I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous. I think the balance is exactly right. The problem with CGI robots is that, no matter how good the animation and the voice artist, Transformers simply cannot emote particularly well. As a poster said above, the best scenes in all the films were those involving the human beings, because it's the human beings who provide all the emotion. I felt nothing for Jazz's death at the end of the first movie, simply because the filmmakers were unable to demonstrate Prime's grief at all well. But when Mikaela thinks that Sam's dead, it's a whole different ball game. Say what you will about the plot holes, but without humans as the central characters, the film would be emotionless and sterile.
So yeah, there were bits of the film I liked. On a technical level, it's a tour-de-force. The actors give as good as they possibly can. It sustains the interest - it's certainly not a dull film.
Which just makes it all the more galling for me that the film fails in just one crucial area - the plot.
Scatterlung wrote:My only point is that you shouldn't really base quality on monetary value.
starfish wrote:Scatterlung wrote:My only point is that you shouldn't really base quality on monetary value.
As proven by Michael Bay?
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