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What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:56 pm

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So i've made up my mind. At this point anything the rumored next installment of transformers wouldn't suprise me.

but what would it take to make you swear it off completely. Devastators robesticles almost did it for me in rotf.

if the next movies has a transformer fart into a fire or something similar, i'm done with the live action movies.

How about you guys? whats the one thing they could do to make you not see it?
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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby Grendel » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:54 am

a prehensile phallus on any robots would be enough
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Postby El Duque » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:01 am

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Didn't Wheelie "fart" some fire during one of his transformations from truck to bot? I know Jetfire farted out his parachute.
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Postby Jacob P. Galvatron » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:15 am

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Postby Ramune » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:30 am

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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby typh0id » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:06 am

Grendel wrote:a prehensile phallus on any robots would be enough



I'm sorry but I have to admit I'd kill for a toy of that little kitchenbot with the wiener-gun :D
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Postby Flare » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:09 am

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Jacob P. Galvatron wrote:Robosex is as far as I'll go.

Hehe, what would be worse is if they turned Megatron and Starscream into gay lovers and showed them having robosex or making it seem like they did. Now that would be it for me. I might walk out of the theater at that point. "Broke Back Nemesis" is not what I want to see. #-o
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Postby First Gen » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:17 am

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Name_Violation wrote:So i've made up my mind. At this point anything the rumored next installment of transformers wouldn't suprise me.

but what would it take to make you swear it off completely. Devastators robesticles almost did it for me in rotf.

if the next movies has a transformer fart into a fire or something similar, i'm done with the live action movies.

How about you guys? whats the one thing they could do to make you not see it?


Well, for one the third film will be the last, so you're done whether you want to be or not and secondly, if the crap that was called ROTF didn't ruin it for you, nothing will.
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Postby Burn » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:22 am

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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby First Gen » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:32 am

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Burn wrote:Having a "true" fan write the script.


Sorry Burn, I've already started on it. :P
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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby tom_p1980 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:39 am

Having Mikaela being penetrated by Soundwave's tentacles (I said tentacles) like some sort of grubby anime/hentai porno.

I think a solid plot, good writing and non-wooden acting by the leading man/woman would probably put me off. :P
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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby Core-1 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:22 am

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You realize of course that any one of these could possibly happen in the next movie.
Please stop giving them ideas, people!
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Postby Archanubis » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:16 pm

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Considering the subject matter, Transformers characters passing gas is not new. Even the idea of an exploding robofart has precedence.

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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby Robinson » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:19 pm

I'll watch anything Bay puts into this movie.


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Postby Galvatron628 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:06 pm

Honestly after what we've been through can anything really turn us away? I hate the toilet humor in these movies. I don't mind humor (ie the whole scene in the first one where Lennox is trying to get ahold of the pentagon while battling scorponok was classic) but some stuff is just taking it too far. I don't care for Robots peeing on someone, Robot balls, male secret agent thongs, robots humping etc. Bay needs to keep this garbage out of our movies!
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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby Cyber Bishop » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:55 pm

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Grendel wrote:a prehensile phallus on any robots would be enough


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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby Flare » Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:44 am

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tom_p1980 wrote:Having Mikaela being penetrated by Soundwave's tentacles (I said tentacles) like some sort of grubby anime/hentai porno.

I think a solid plot, good writing and non-wooden acting by the leading man/woman would probably put me off. :P

Lol, you are actually trying to make us believe that you wouldn't want to see that? /:) I bet you're picturing the whole scenario in your mind right now... You perv! :P
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Postby skids 2.0 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:34 am

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Name_Violation wrote:if the next movies has a transformer fart into a fire or something similar, i'm done with the live action movies.


Didnt Ejector (the toaster kitchenbot) fart fire?
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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby cybercat » Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:07 pm

I think that the toaster (or one of the Kitchen Team of Death) did fart a bit of fire, but what I want to know is....

how come none of y'all have mentioned Jetfire farting his parachute?

(BTW: N_V, 'robesticles' is my new favorite word. It's just...awesome.)

Otherwise, though, count me in as anti-robosex. That includes robot on robot or robot on person. I forgive Wheelie his little humping, because it's *Wheelie*. And it gave Mikaela a good zinger at Sam.)

HK, aaaahhhh 'robesticles'. Time to go use that in a sentence.
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Postby Sabrblade » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:42 pm

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Postby Chaoslock » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:00 pm

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Re: What would it take to ruin it for you, aka exploding robofart

Postby Prime Riblet » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:12 pm

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hellkitty wrote:I think that the toaster (or one of the Kitchen Team of Death) did fart a bit of fire, but what I want to know is....

how come none of y'all have mentioned Jetfire farting his parachute?

(BTW: N_V, 'robesticles' is my new favorite word. It's just...awesome.)

Otherwise, though, count me in as anti-robosex. That includes robot on robot or robot on person. I forgive Wheelie his little humping, because it's *Wheelie*. And it gave Mikaela a good zinger at Sam.)

HK, aaaahhhh 'robesticles'. Time to go use that in a sentence.



Reread the posts. Jetfire's parachute fart was actually mentioned.
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