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Worst toy ever: Movie Payload!

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Postby Fred2012 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:31 pm

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tyler1451 wrote:worst toy ever? swindle, his power? giant erection cannon!
Rumor has it that the black repaint will feature an even larger weapon.


omg if i were swindle id use my erection cannon on arcee...

or megan fox
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Postby Bonecrusher27 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:46 pm

Counterpunch wrote:but...how do you really feel about it?

be honest, this is for the record.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby wavelength » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:48 pm

Auto Bot wrote:These cannon-fodders should be priced cheaper. Somewhere half the price of Deluxe or lower.

So that people can buy multiple of them. And make them real cannon-fodders on display!

wake up dude, they still cost the same to make.
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Postby Auto Bot » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:11 am

Dagon wrote:
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tyler1451 wrote:worst toy ever? swindle, his power? giant erection cannon!


Psh, I've got that.


Wow, like no one thought that comment would come from Counterpunch. I bet you've been waiting all day to type that in. And yes, as always, I am upset that you beat me to it.


Got what? Cannon or erection?
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Postby Auto Bot » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:13 am

wavelength wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:These cannon-fodders should be priced cheaper. Somewhere half the price of Deluxe or lower.

So that people can buy multiple of them. And make them real cannon-fodders on display!

wake up dude, they still cost the same to make.


I wanna continue dreaming. For us poor folks, that's the cheapest most "realistic" option. :-P
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Postby tom brokaw » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:15 am

i like him.... now the drone i dont like is dreadwing, terrible figure.
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Postby Liege Evilmus » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:17 am

Oh Yeah, (to the origional statment) I made the mistake of looking forwaqrd to him!

Imagine how much that sucked!

But I got LongArm the same day and he rocks, so it kinda balanced!
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Postby megatroptimus » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:20 am

WTF are you guys talking about? Payload is a good toy.
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Postby shortround » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:20 am

Thanks guys another for my list of movie figures to stay as far away from as possible.
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Postby tom brokaw » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:20 am

megatroptimus wrote:WTF are you guys talking about? Payload is a good toy.

im with you on this brudda!
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Postby megatroptimus » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:42 am

Oh wait, we're not supposed to have opinions on this board. So I guess all I can say is that Payload is... a toy.
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Postby Silver Galvatron » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:55 am

If i passed up movie Starscream, Dreadwing will get the same fate(still ain't digg'n the design). I dig Swindle. Once Payload and Longarm shows up in my area, I'll b da judge. The round optics are kinda ok to me. Reminds me to use these cyclops as Energon Shockblast's private army or something...
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Postby Kanyon » Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:34 am

Liege Evilmus wrote:Oh Yeah, (to the origional statment) I made the mistake of looking forwaqrd to him!

Imagine how much that sucked!

But I got LongArm the same day and he rocks, so it kinda balanced!


Don't lie, we know you heart Payload and his lenshead-ness.

Longarm has the best head sculpt so far. Should just get a few of his heads and plop em on other figs to make em more menacing. Like Dropkicks. =O

Liege is so going to hunt me down for harassing him ;(
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Postby Auto Bot » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:46 am

I like Longarm's head.
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Postby Deadpool. » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:50 am

I think Longarm's head can be repainted into Hoist. Thoughts?
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Postby Auto Bot » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:14 am

Possible.

But you have to morph the G1 head into movie style.
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Postby Tigertrack » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:21 am

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Payload is better than I thought he would be. Alt mode is a little boring, but the robot mode is solid. Yes, I heard many people talking of heads, shoulders, etc. coming off...no problems here.

I have to say of the drones I like him best. And the fact that he can be used to create a DEWbot should up his value in many people's eyes a lot.

Long Arm gives me more of a BW Primal feel than anything. Maybe Rhinox...
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Postby alexarblog » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:34 am

I like payload what i don't like with him was he's too small for a truck, he's much better in voyager class line.
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Postby Auto Bot » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:23 pm

alexarblog wrote:I like payload what i don't like with him was he's too small for a truck, he's much better in voyager class line.


Exactly my grievance. Hehe :)

He should be at least the size of Ironhide.
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Postby Liege Evilmus » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:48 pm

Kanyon wrote:
Liege Evilmus wrote:Oh Yeah, (to the origional statment) I made the mistake of looking forwaqrd to him!

Imagine how much that sucked!

But I got LongArm the same day and he rocks, so it kinda balanced!


Don't lie, we know you heart Payload and his lenshead-ness.

Longarm has the best head sculpt so far. Should just get a few of his heads and plop em on other figs to make em more menacing. Like Dropkicks. =O

Liege is so going to hunt me down for harassing him ;(


Well You know thats what I do :P

As for Payload, I did realy dig him in his inital photos, and the lense heads don't bother me.

Dropkick and LongArm though, there bot modes I think got switched. One is screaming evil(LongArm is my Cybertron Spawn), and the other not so much :???:

I havew my own backround story on them that makes Megatron very very evil!

But when I finaly got Payload, who again I was looking forward to he came out of the package in nearly as many parts as Titanium GI Joe Megatron did(the first one). Then he's got this stupid plunger sticking out of his back that wouldn't be so bad if it folded down or something!?!


Well, what else can I say, this guy sucks! Take a look and see for yourself...
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Postby Liege Evilmus » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:59 pm

megatroptimus wrote:Oh wait, we're not supposed to have opinions on this board. So I guess all I can say is that Payload is... a toy.


You can have oppinions, you just have to hope they don't get some of the uppity bombastic bastards here up in arms...

and to that I can do is quote lyrics:

"If I offended you, I'm sorry but maybe you needed to be offended, so here's my apology and one more thing F*** YOU!"

Screw em' say whats on your mind!
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Postby i_amtrunks » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:06 pm

You mean that a Movie toy has bad design flaws, is made badly, and falls apart easily?

No way, I refuse to believe it!
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Postby Skowl » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:23 pm

All the drones are ugly and lame. And Payload is just ridiculously small for a deluxe.

I wouldn't recommend any of them. Maybe if they were given actual faces, I would reconsider...
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Postby Auto Bot » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:01 am

Liege Evilmus wrote:
Kanyon wrote:
Liege Evilmus wrote:Oh Yeah, (to the origional statment) I made the mistake of looking forwaqrd to him!

Imagine how much that sucked!

But I got LongArm the same day and he rocks, so it kinda balanced!


Don't lie, we know you heart Payload and his lenshead-ness.

Longarm has the best head sculpt so far. Should just get a few of his heads and plop em on other figs to make em more menacing. Like Dropkicks. =O

Liege is so going to hunt me down for harassing him ;(


Well You know thats what I do :P

As for Payload, I did realy dig him in his inital photos, and the lense heads don't bother me.

Dropkick and LongArm though, there bot modes I think got switched. One is screaming evil(LongArm is my Cybertron Spawn), and the other not so much :???:

I havew my own backround story on them that makes Megatron very very evil!

But when I finaly got Payload, who again I was looking forward to he came out of the package in nearly as many parts as Titanium GI Joe Megatron did(the first one). Then he's got this stupid plunger sticking out of his back that wouldn't be so bad if it folded down or something!?!


Well, what else can I say, this guy sucks! Take a look and see for yourself...


Holy giant shaft! I didn't know it was that BIG! What was Hasbro thinking? Hanging it on his back instead of his FRONT??? :shock:
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Postby Bumbled » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:32 am

Nah I think there is more badder toys out there ;)^
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