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Rule 34
"If it exists I have perverted it, no exceptions. And if I haven't already, I will eventually."
Level 1 Decepticon
Rule 34's Bio
From the depths of the Cybernet it came. A creature so foul and perverse that even Loki himself was wary of recruiting it. Long thought to only exist in the bowels of Cyberspace the nearly mythical entity that is known as Rule 34 was sought out by the Trickster God in an effort to bolster his team and to use it as a form of psychological warfare against both the Autobots and Decepticons who would stand against him in his pursuit of lulz.
In a rare show of teamwork Loki convinced Ratbat, Back Traced, and Za Warudo to aid in the pursuit and capture/recruitment of this mysterious creature. The plan was very simple: Ratbat would pose as a newfag (not difficult at all) and start a thread to draw the creature's interest. He was to post 34 of Optimus Prime nailing Elita-1 that an Anonymous source had provided the Cybernet Hate Machine with. Ratbat was then ordered to state that "No 34 exists on Thundercats. Prove me wrong." Rule 34 took the bait. The creature posted Cheetara and Pumyra going at it.
While Loki saved every picture in the threa- ... I mean monitored the thread for activity, it became apparent that the Creature designated as Rule 34 was actively posting. It was blatantly obvious when it posted a link to This Ain't Saved by the Bell. I mean seriously, who even knew that was tainted by Rule 34? It was then that Back Traced worked his magic and traced the creature to it's lair deep in the depths of the Cybernet.
Loki and Za Warudo entered Cyberspace through classified means and bravely began their spiraling descent through the tubes that made up the Cybernet in pursuit of the creature. They found it in a sprawling almost cavernous Citadel. Approaching it with hesitation, as upon entering the Citadel they found the entity it's perverse form being serviced by a vast array of females, males, and traps from every conceivable race be they biological or mechanical like we Transformers. It's tenticles furled and stroked it's lovers and then tensed up. Fearing that it may lash out Loki nodded to Za Warudo as he placed a hand on the yellow Decepticon steamroller's back.
Za Warudo put both of his hands into the air and screamed "Tokio Tomare!", as a dome of black energy radiated out from him in a shockwave. The Time Stop effect encased the entire Citadel. Having the forethought to place his hand on Za Warudo and knowing full well the extent of the time mastery that it had Loki now had the creature where he wanted it. But before he could speak It "spoke" to them in the back of their minds.
"Greetings /d/eviants. Or perhaps you're simply the /h/orny. In any event for you to go to such great lengths to track me to my lair you must have some good reason. Maybe you're just shy and would like pornography made in thine images. Sweet on the steam roller are we Mischief God? Fancy a bit of the CLANG CLANG CLANG do you?", it's "voice" was repugnant and were we biological would sickened us to our stomachs and given us the feeling of our skin crawling.
"Stay thy tongue miscreant. I've slain Gods and demons, metaphysical concepts cause me no fear. I came to offer you a proposition creature-", the Norse God inhabiting the Transformer version of it's body said before being cut off.
"I dislike being called 'creature' or 'entity'. If you have an offer I would at least prefer you addressed me as you'd address any other being."
Exasperated Loki could only hope that his robotic form conveyed how hard he was rolling his eyes, "And what would you have me call you then?"
To which it responded with: "I am known by many names and have existed since the Dawn of Time. I slumbered until the first living thing came into existence. With it's lust I was awakened from my sleep, but did not have the strength to affect this mortal realm until the second living creature came into existence. And with that I flourished.
Some call me Y'golonac, others /d/-tan, others still call me /h/-tan, for a time Eros, and you can imagine how long the list goes. Today my favorite acolytes have named me 'Rule 34'. That is the name you may address me as."
"Very well Rule 34. I would assume you know me already. I am Loki, God of Mischief. This is one of my servants, the Lulzicon 'Za Warudo'. As my name and title would imply I aim only to cause mischief and to sow chaos and disorder. 'Why?' you might ask? Simple my good deity of perversion: for laughs. Now I know you're asking yourself what use I would have for a creature with your talents. Imagine the mischief we could cause together Rule 34. Imagine the possibilities.
Rule 34's recent battles
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