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Ahriman
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter!"
Level 8 Decepticon
| Team: | The Decepticon Illuminatti [RDD] |
| Commander: | The Potentate |
| Faction: | Decepticon |
| Level: | 8 |
| Total XP: | 32,962,797xp |
| Weapon: | Atomic Fire Breath |
| Doing: | Inactive |
Ahriman's Bio
Ahriman is the finished product of a project began long ago by Mahockamamayne. He is almost as psychotic as his creator. Almost.
We caught up with Ahriman while he was enjoying some leisure time in Somalia. When asked about his role in the on-going battle for Decepticon supremacy, he had this to say.
"First...first I'm gonna chase 'em! Yeah...chase 'em! Next...when I catch 'em...I'm gonna choke 'em! And while I'm chokin' 'em, I'm gonna kick 'em...yeah...kick 'em in the junk! Gonna make 'em suffer! Then...then, when I think they've suffered enough...Then I'm gonna START WITH THE PAIN!!! PAIN I TELLS YA!!! PAIN!!! Ha ha ha!"
"Ya know...ya know whats funny? Gizzard! It's a funny word! Ha ha! Gizzard! GIZZARD! (Beep) Gizzard! Bwa ha ha ha!!"
We thought it best to depart quickly.
Ahriman's recent battles
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