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Mahockamamayne
"And whatcha gonna do? When Mahock-A-Mania...runs wild on you?"
Level 8 Decepticon
Mahockamamayne's Bio
For the most part, Mahockamamayne stays quiet. He's not a very happy Decepticon, but he is happy to "be" a Decepticon. He loathes most anything even remotely earth related, and hopes to see it gone someday. The only time anyone has ever seen him even the tiniest bit pleased is while he's shooting something. It doesn't matter what either, Autobots, the side of a barn, air...as long as he's involved in combat...he's happy. He finds it very hard to find someone willing to train or spar with him as he has gained a reputation for going a bit overboard. Fact is, hes just a plain old psychopath.
Representatives of the Autobot Dreck Network caught up with Mahockamamayne as he exited a car wash in Whitby, UK. The following is an excerpt from the conversation.
"Sir, if you don't mind, we'd like to first ask what you're doing in Whitby?"
"Ah wor gerrin an unda carriage flush. Sin ah'm 'eear, ah think ahl nip on tek eur skeg a' t' abbey. I've allus bin eur fan o' t' draculeur looar 'a' surrounds dis areeur! just yonda is t' graveyard wheear lucy 'n mineur 'ed thea talks wi' mr. swales."
"Abbey? Who's Abbey?"
"T' ruined church yonda, it wor sacked by t' danes theur norrz."
"Om sir...what the hell are you talking about?
"Wha' ah'm sayin is 'a' ah'm 'eear ta gerr eur unda carriage flush, 'n sin ah'm i' tarn ah'm goan nip on up t' stairs yonda 'n nip on see t' abbey. wha' t' 'ell part o' wha' ah'm sayin dooant theur morons understan'?"
"Right. Anyway, you've been referred to as unstable, and psychotic, by some in certain circles. How do you feel about these accusations?"
"Ah just can't agree wi' those accusations. truth be towd, ah'm chuffin' eur ratha calm 'n collected bein. ta be 'onest, ah 'ate fightin, just 'cos ah'm bugga gran' a' it, doesn't mean ah li' doin it."
"Look, can you please communicate in a way we can understand please?"
"'appen thas t' 'un who's dumb 'eear, ivva think o' 'a'?"
"It's true folks! You heard it here first! He's insane as all get out!"
"Ah'm not insane! just 'cos theur can't understan' uz doesn't mean 'a' ah'm gormless! ayup! cum back, ah thowt theur woontad ta ka mooar abaht uz 'n uz friends? wha' int' nem o' god is rong wi' thos fools?"
"(Beep) you, pal. You're friggin ridiculous."
"He he he...Stupid Autobot lackeys.
Mahockamamayne's recent battles
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