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Class:	Heavy Vehicle
Desc:	Oil Tanker

PERFORMANCE SUMMARY	[Detail]

Mission:

69%

Arena:

100%

Kills:

671 (0.11 per day)

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LewdCrude

"Stick this up your tailpipe and smoke it - *presents crude coated bamboo dipstick?*"

Level 7 Decepticon


Team:	The Recycled Rejects
Commander:	White_Noise
Faction:	Decepticon
Level:	7
Total XP:	38,465,444xp
Weapon:	Drohung-Tipped Vermittlung
Doing:	Inactive

LewdCrude's Bio

Formally the Rejects' resident teflon turreted tank, LubeTube.

Changed name to LewdChewed when alt was modified to a Panda Rabbit Fuzor. Would you keep the name "LubeTube" if you were suddenly a Panda Rabbit Fuzor? I don't think so. Certain implicits become explicits

Now reformatted into a heavy rammin', crude crammin', big rig oil tanker - Say hello to LewdCrude! Less turret to his rig than accustomed to, but at least he's finally out of that damned furry outfit...

LewdCrude's recent battles

MISSION HISTORY
Let the slaughter begin!	Done - 12641:20:19
Lumberjack match	Done - 22573:54:55
The Quest For Megatron	Done - 22576:25:45
Inferno: Heresy	Done - 22577:55:06
Inferno: Fraud	Done - 22579:24:22

ARENA HISTORY
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