Decepticon Stryker says:
The Seacons yet again leave Tentakil because his breath didn't smell like fish.
big finale says:
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Unknown says:
The line of Transformers call "Cybertron Emo Squad" didn't sell too well.... anywhere.
Roadshadow says:
Tentakil: Why does everyone HATE ME!?
One of the other Seacons: Because you're UGLY AND PERVERTED, MR. TENTACLEPANTS!
Hi-Eye-Q says:
Tentakil found his thermo-nuclear sneeze to be the least popular of his party tricks...
TundraTRX says:
Up by $1000 on the Discovery Channel game show Cash Cab with two strikes, Tentakil was dejected to be kicked out a block from his stop, a third strike, and no money.
snavej says:
Despite serious injuries, Tentakil and the other Seacons boogied through the night and into the next morning at the 'War Zone' open-air disco.
Skowl says:
When the Seacon squid stated that he would "give three of his tentacles to Hasbro if they would only release the Universe Seacons" He never thought they would actually take his offer seriously.
RPG says:
tentakil's attempt to kill himself by blowing up a building failed, leaving him in an emotional wreck
RPG says:
without water tentakil is known to become very depressed as can be seen here.
Blaster_6267 says:
I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me...i'm all alone...nobody to conside with me
THOR THE GOD says:
DONT MAKE ME SLAP YOU,I ALL READY KILLED THE IDDIOT BEHIND ME FOR SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT MY PLASTIC SURGERY
snavej says:
Anyone got any antidepressants? I'm dying out here! I miss my big squiddy mother and my little frakking squiddy teddy bear!
snavej says:
Giant squid Tentakil is being outclassed and defeated by his mortal enemy Spermwhalimus Prime.
Acelister says:
Tentaki: "I know what this looks like... But there's a damned good explaination..."
1337W422102 says:
"GAAAAH! WHY CAN'T I HIT MARIO WHEN HE WALKS ON THE OCEAN FLOOR???!!!"
LT.Zerge says:
Tentikil: Oh...Oh god what have I done! I've destroyed everything NOOOOOOOOOO! now I'll never get back together with Suzi.Gaaaaaaar!!
LT.Zerge says:
tentikil: "What is on my head? Can anyone help me take it off? Um....Anyone? A little help here.......GRRRAR!"
Frobman says:
I'll tell you this kids! Don't do drugs and alcohol! Or you'll end up like me!
snavej says:
I'm just an old caption competition picture who wants to be loved. Please love me! I'll pay you money!
Black Arachnis says:
"no please! we surrender! we promise not to joke about tentacleraping Arcee again!"
dabattousai says:
none of the other Tentakil want to hang with me anymore because I was born with only 4 tentacles and not 6 waaaaaaaaaaah.
Damolisher says:
Tentakil: Punched in the face after asking some girl if she thought he'd sound thougher with the name "Testakil."
Zeedust says:
Japanese schoolgirls always freaked out when Tentakil tried to ask them for directions.
Demonic Femme says:
Tentakil, "Aww- they blew up my house! Man, I had a new TV and everything! What's Mom going to say when I move back in the house?"
Zeedust says:
Why are you so lonely? There's at least two other tentacled freaks just like you in the background. Go mingle.
Zeedust says:
Why is it that this scene doesn't seem complete without five teenagers in color-coded spandex and motorcycle helmets?
Anonymous says:
(Tentakill singing song from Mulan): Who is this Decepticon I see? Staring straight back at me?
PlasmaRadio says:
Tentakil: "I was this close to being piranacon's leg, what a cruel world."
Anonymous says:
He was happy until he found out that they were building a fishmarket in its place.
Anonymous says:
"Sorry, that was really nasty. No more chili for me, honest."
Anonymous says:
Tentakil: Thats it, that is the last time I ever try to wreck a humans birthday party. They will shurly kill us if we try it again. Tentakils, transform and get the fµ©k out of here!
Anonymous says:
Transformers Universe entry:Tentakil..
Decepticon. Subgroup:Seacons.
Alternate form:Birth-defected Quintesson abortion.
Weaknesses
Anonymous says:
"Ok everybody do the squid!" Raise your tenticles in the air! Raise 'em like you just don't care!"
Anonymous says:
See, I told you not to go to the outdoor fish market, but did you listen? Noooooo.... and Now you've gotten two of your friends turned into Calamari...
Anonymous says:
And now a CNN special report: Japanese Self Defense Forces unable to subdue army of giant squids. Army retreats to mountains to regroup strategy.
Anonymous says:
...now this darling over here is the latest toy to give any girl a buzz!
Anonymous says:
..and in other nes today, Bill Clinton was attack by a mob of deranged teenagers on their way home from a Limp Bizkit concert..
Anonymous says:
..and in other news today, Osama Binladin's
4th offspring was found wandering through the streets of Kabul screaming something that translates to: " WeHadABabyItsASquid!"
Anonymous says:
..and in other news today, Osama Binladin went through a plastic surgery operation.....
Anonymous says:
Tentakill: Yip yip yip!
Overlord: STAY, tentakill! Down boy! Good squid!