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The Ultimate Caption Contest

A very lonely Tentakil

A very lonely Tentakil
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119 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Evil Eye says:

"Sigh...It's been nearly 30 years and still no modern update..."

May 28, 2017

Decepticon Stryker says:

The Seacons yet again leave Tentakil because his breath didn't smell like fish.

May 22, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Tentakil shelfwarms.

Apr 6, 2016

Insurgent says:

What do you mean you're lonely? I'm stood right behind you!

Apr 4, 2016

Bradimus says:

Turtler, if I lose one more tentacle I quit!

Mar 6, 2016

Evil Eye says:

Sigh...Where's Scylla when I need her? COme back to me, octo-baby...

Mar 19, 2012

Zottoman says:

So ronery...

Dec 8, 2011

#Sideways# says:

"But... But... But... I want HUGZ!!!!"

Dec 8, 2011

darth_paul says:

It's A Trap!

Sep 28, 2006

snavej says:

Someone get me a rent boy, quickly! Preferably one with a strong stomach.

Jun 12, 2006

big finale says:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

May 9, 2006

Judynator says:

UFO Invasion

Apr 22, 2006

Zeedust says:

Night of the Living Calamari

Apr 21, 2006

starscream_the_eternal says:

"I swear, it wasn't me, it was the one armed man."

Apr 11, 2006

Unknown says:

The line of Transformers call "Cybertron Emo Squad" didn't sell too well.... anywhere.

Apr 10, 2006

Arsenal 121 says:

Lady Jaye mistook Tentakil for a tentacle monster.

Oops...

Apr 7, 2006

Unknown says:

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

Apr 1, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Tentakil: Why does everyone HATE ME!?
One of the other Seacons: Because you're UGLY AND PERVERTED, MR. TENTACLEPANTS!

Mar 29, 2006

Road Turtle says:

Tentakill, "Calgon, Take Me Away!"

Jan 22, 2006

Road Turtle says:

"What a mess, I'm so beside myself."

Jan 21, 2006

Arsenal 121 says:

That's the last time I go into a sushi restaraunt...

Jan 20, 2006

metalformer says:

Why can't we have spoken lines? No fair1 >_

Jan 20, 2006

hellveticon_06 says:

Seacon's new year celebration got awry...

Jan 20, 2006

hellveticon_06 says:

HWAAAAH!!!! MOMMY!!!!

Jan 20, 2006

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Tentakil found his thermo-nuclear sneeze to be the least popular of his party tricks...

Jan 20, 2006

TundraTRX says:

Up by $1000 on the Discovery Channel game show Cash Cab with two strikes, Tentakil was dejected to be kicked out a block from his stop, a third strike, and no money.

Jan 20, 2006

×§á†äñ Çøñvø¥×® says:

"I swear this isn't the potty tentacle!!!"

Jan 20, 2006

RPG says:

Sign: "Puppies for Free (or best offer"

Jan 20, 2006

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Look, you stupid prototype, you've got no tentacles!"

Jan 19, 2006

iMKWheet says:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
SCRAMBLE THE ZIG!

Jan 19, 2006

Dclone Soundwave says:

Please-won't somebody love Tentakill?

Jan 19, 2006

snavej says:

Despite serious injuries, Tentakil and the other Seacons boogied through the night and into the next morning at the 'War Zone' open-air disco.

Jan 19, 2006

Skowl says:

When the Seacon squid stated that he would "give three of his tentacles to Hasbro if they would only release the Universe Seacons" He never thought they would actually take his offer seriously.

Jan 18, 2006

Death-Ray Charles says:

DUUUHHH.....NOBODY WANTS TA PLAY WIT ME!!!!

Jan 18, 2006

DeceptiGojira says:

now you know why anyone should let squids play with fireworks

Jan 18, 2006

RPG says:

tentakil's attempt to kill himself by blowing up a building failed, leaving him in an emotional wreck

Jan 18, 2006

RPG says:

without water tentakil is known to become very depressed as can be seen here.

Jan 18, 2006

Road Turtle says:

"Please sir, can we stop dancing?!"

Jan 17, 2006

Blaster_6267 says:

I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me...i'm all alone...nobody to conside with me

Jan 17, 2006

1337W422102 says:

"War of the Worlds" also used BW Scavenger.

Jan 17, 2006

THOR THE GOD says:

DONT MAKE ME SLAP YOU,I ALL READY KILLED THE IDDIOT BEHIND ME FOR SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT MY PLASTIC SURGERY

Jan 17, 2006

Vampire Hunter says:

Loooonely! I am so loonely! I have nobody to call my oooowwnnn!!

Jan 17, 2006

snavej says:

Anyone got any antidepressants? I'm dying out here! I miss my big squiddy mother and my little frakking squiddy teddy bear!

Jan 17, 2006

snavej says:

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Jan 17, 2006

snavej says:

Giant squid Tentakil is being outclassed and defeated by his mortal enemy Spermwhalimus Prime.

Jan 17, 2006

Acelister says:

Tentaki: "I know what this looks like... But there's a damned good explaination..."

Jan 17, 2006

Acelister says:

Tentaki: "Excuse me! I've got a question!"

Jan 17, 2006

1337W422102 says:

"GAAAAH! WHY CAN'T I HIT MARIO WHEN HE WALKS ON THE OCEAN FLOOR???!!!"

Jan 16, 2006

LT.Zerge says:

Tentikil: Oh...Oh god what have I done! I've destroyed everything NOOOOOOOOOO! now I'll never get back together with Suzi.Gaaaaaaar!!

Jan 16, 2006

LT.Zerge says:

tentikil: "What is on my head? Can anyone help me take it off? Um....Anyone? A little help here.......GRRRAR!"

Jan 16, 2006

Raiden Gundam says:

will work for energon

Jan 16, 2006

Dinobot Nuva says:

Tentakil sad, no stores want Universe Seacons for exclusives

Jan 16, 2006

Frobman says:

I'll tell you this kids! Don't do drugs and alcohol! Or you'll end up like me!

Jan 16, 2006

vectorpaulie says:

I'm Coo-Coo For Co-Co Puffs

Jan 16, 2006

vectorpaulie says:

Oh My God Im As Ugly And Crazy As My Mother

Jan 16, 2006

Whelpd says:

Uh guys has anyone seen my wallet, I thought it was right here.

Jan 16, 2006

Jaw Crusher says:

"Curse you, Spider-Man!!!"

Jan 16, 2006

snavej says:

I'm just an old caption competition picture who wants to be loved. Please love me! I'll pay you money!

Jan 16, 2006

Black Arachnis says:

"no please! we surrender! we promise not to joke about tentacleraping Arcee again!"

Jan 16, 2006

DarkMechJock says:

What?! I missed the party AGAIN?!

Jan 16, 2006

dabattousai says:

none of the other Tentakil want to hang with me anymore because I was born with only 4 tentacles and not 6 waaaaaaaaaaah.

Jan 16, 2006

Damolisher says:

Tentakil: Punched in the face after asking some girl if she thought he'd sound thougher with the name "Testakil."

Jan 16, 2006

Zeedust says:

Japanese schoolgirls always freaked out when Tentakil tried to ask them for directions.

Aug 2, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Tentakil, "Aww- they blew up my house! Man, I had a new TV and everything! What's Mom going to say when I move back in the house?"

May 29, 2005

Zeedust says:

Scene form "Tentakil Bill Volume 1"

Jan 8, 2005

Zeedust says:

Why are you so lonely? There's at least two other tentacled freaks just like you in the background. Go mingle.

Dec 4, 2004

Zeedust says:

Why is it that this scene doesn't seem complete without five teenagers in color-coded spandex and motorcycle helmets?

May 29, 2004

Anonymous says:

(Tentakill singing song from Mulan): Who is this Decepticon I see? Staring straight back at me?

Aug 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Scuba wants a divorce now im a single working mother nnnooo!!!

Apr 23, 2003

Scattershot says:

I just saw myself in the mirror.

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

My designer must of been stoned

Mar 29, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Tentakil: "I was this close to being piranacon's leg, what a cruel world."

Mar 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

What do you mean I'm not as cute as Pikachu?

Jan 8, 2003

BlackArachnia98 says:

WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME?!?! *sniff* i need a hug....

Dec 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

He was happy until he found out that they were building a fishmarket in its place.

Dec 6, 2002

Sledge says:

"Damn...the Giants lost again!"

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Sorry, that was really nasty. No more chili for me, honest."

Sep 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tentakil: Thats it, that is the last time I ever try to wreck a humans birthday party. They will shurly kill us if we try it again. Tentakils, transform and get the fµ©k out of here!

Jun 13, 2002

ras says:

i wish i hadnt of eaten that curry, now look what ive done!!

May 20, 2002

magnaboss says:

Danger Will Robinson my arms are flailing out of control.

May 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

With a new armor body, Squidwards wreaks vengance upon Bikini-bottom.

Apr 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

SUPER SQUIDWARD ROBO!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

I am not a FLASHER!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Unicron says:

I hate sushi!!!!!!!

Feb 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

The rest of thatlast one:
Weaknesses:That oughta beobvious!

Jan 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Transformers Universe entry:Tentakil..
Decepticon. Subgroup:Seacons.
Alternate form:Birth-defected Quintesson abortion.
Weaknesses

Jan 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Ok everybody do the squid!" Raise your tenticles in the air! Raise 'em like you just don't care!"

Jan 27, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

Tentakill: I didn't do it!

Jan 22, 2002

FortMax says:

Braaainsssss, must have brainnnssss

Jan 20, 2002

Silverwolf says:

I feel....... disgrunteled.

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

what the hell am I??????????

Jan 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Do they still allow tentacles in children's anime?

Jan 12, 2002

Unknown says:

what is my purpose in life?

Dec 25, 2001

Rhinox says:

I once took a s£!t and it was THIS big.

Dec 18, 2001

Unknown says:

OH! Not A remake of the octupus man!

Dec 18, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

GOOODDDDZZZILLLAAAAAAAA!!

Dec 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

TENTAKIL: I WANT TO REPLACE GODZILLA AS THE NEW MOVIE MONSTER!

Dec 14, 2001

Anonymous says:

Get-out-of-my-head!!!

Dec 7, 2001

Anonymous says:

Bwaaaahhh!!! Whats wrong with me??!!!

Dec 6, 2001

Flamemaster Galvatron says:

Squid guy:

Please..just end my life now!

Dec 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

See, I told you not to go to the outdoor fish market, but did you listen? Noooooo.... and Now you've gotten two of your friends turned into Calamari...

Nov 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

This is why I left Tokyo!!!

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

And now a CNN special report: Japanese Self Defense Forces unable to subdue army of giant squids. Army retreats to mountains to regroup strategy.

Nov 21, 2001

Jackpot says:

"Stop shooting! I've been disarmed!"

Nov 21, 2001

Jackpot says:

Cthulu,Cthulu,Cthulu,Cthulu,and Cthuuuuuukiiiiii!

Nov 19, 2001

Anonymous says:

NEO-SNORKS...ATTACK!!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

MUST-DESTROY-SUSHI-BAR!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

...now this darling over here is the latest toy to give any girl a buzz!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

..and in other nes today, Bill Clinton was attack by a mob of deranged teenagers on their way home from a Limp Bizkit concert..

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

..and in other news today, Osama Binladin's
4th offspring was found wandering through the streets of Kabul screaming something that translates to: " WeHadABabyItsASquid!"

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

..and in other news today, Osama Binladin went through a plastic surgery operation.....

Nov 11, 2001

MEGATRON says:

HEY MACARENA!

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Tentakill: Yip yip yip!

Overlord: STAY, tentakill! Down boy! Good squid!

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

how many times did you say I got beaten with the ugly stick?

Oct 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

"No! My house! Look what you did to my house!"

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

And Timmy wondered if the Ugly Duckling fable was true.

Oct 26, 2001

Unknown says:

...and Limp Bizkit was never heard of again.

Oct 26, 2001

grimlock says:

oh oh so this isnt the set for power ragers.
my mistake

Oct 26, 2001

Bombshell says:

No wonder I hae no friends!

Oct 25, 2001

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