Captions by Silverwolf

*Opens trench coat*

THAT'S NOT JUST YOU'RE FINGER! >:(

Here, let mommy clean of babies poopy mark *licks napkin*

Galvatron: Okay, okay, I'll calm down, but only IF YOU GET YER HAND OFF MY BOOB!

DUDE! I'm from India, not Afganistan, I CAN'T BE BIN LADIN!

Skywarp: Yeah, well the secretary of defense don't give a s£!t, ya fµ©king rag head.

Hound: DAMN, that last hump sent him flying off sparkplug, did'nt it.

Spark: HELP ME!

Bumblebee: Why?

YOU CAN'T KEEP THE MAN DOWN!

Well this sucks. Any body got some duck tape?

Skywarp: We could just throw him out of the cave.........

Thundercraker: No, get the camera, I know of some emabrassing postitions we can put him in first.

Now to pull off his pants, take pictures, and E-Mail them to NAMBLA, WWWWHHHHHAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAA!!!

Moo.

Suck my lusious gun nipples, won't you?

And then I said, GET YOU'RE OWN BUTTERED HAM, THEN PUT IT IN YOUR PANTS TO WARD OFF THE BRA MONSTERS!

Optimus: .......... You have lower the IQs of every one in this room by at least 10 points. I hope you rot in hell.

Jazz: We could use him

If you call me a doo doo head one more time little mister I'm marching you straight to your room!

*caps Cheetor repeatedly* That *huff* was for *huff* the fans *huff* Bitch. Now to Bob Skir's house.

DAMN IT PRIME! Quite kicking me, I lost a contact lens. AND DON'T GET ANY IDEAS DANNY!*crunch* OH! That's just bloody fµ©king wonderful.

Dude. That's my leg. Get in a little closer.... more to the right..... perfect. COMENCE SUCKING!

Mine's bigger Spark Plug.

I feel....... disgrunteled.

C'mon, Ironhide... I know you're a hillbilly, but please! Its like we're brothers!

Ironhide: THAT'S THE POINT. OFF WITH THA PANTS!

AND IF YO EVER PEEK AT ME IN THE SHOWER AGAIN...

Okay, that's the last time I come around you while you're spanking it.

WTF!? GIVE ME THAT CAMERA YOU LITTLE fµ©k!

Cyclonus: So, just how many humans can you stick up your nose, Galvatron?

WOW! You have pink eye too?

This is one way to get a woody, OH YEAH ;)

That's the last time I let Danny drive with out taking his retalin first.

Cab's two friends try to explain to Optimus just why Cab felt compelled to tell them about the time he beat Seaspray within an inch of his life then fµ©ked a dolphin.

Cab: And I'd do it again too.

WHY THE fµ©k WON'T YOU STAY DEAD!

Starscream: It's because I love you, honost.

I'm telling you, it was just like this only with his dick!

Abd, then.... and then... HE TOUCHED ME IN MY SPEACIAL PLACE!

Galvatron: YOU POOR THING!

Pictures are worth a thousand words. In this ones case it means $2000 in emotional confensation and for Prime 2 counts of rape and 4 counts of attempted manslaughter.

And here's my Hannable impersonation. ..... Okay, WHERE'S THE DAMN LIVER! *hot rod snickers in the back ground* Okay, stop rolling Perceptor...... I SAID CUT! ..... DAMN IT! SHE'LL WAKE UP ANY SECOND! I'D LIKE TO GET TH

I do like "the sex".

Bombshell has a poor reaction to Kickbacks account of exactly what he and Megatron had done the night before.

Dev: I promise I won't let it happen THIS time Slag.

Slag: Okay, me trust you this time.

Dev: He, sucker. In more ways than one.

Yes, Mr. Laden. You displeeeeease me *pulls lever, Bin Laden falls into firey pit* No where's my furless kitty?

Ratrap: Sex, or death. You decide Terrorsaur.

Terrorsaur: EEEEWWWWWW... could we at least LAND first?

Ratrap: NO WAY! I've always wanted to do "it" in mid air!

Are you sure we can make money with an alternate ending to Titanic?

Fire COnvoy: Just shut up and kiss me.

Brawn: I did'nt know you were a member of the "clan" too.

Windcharger: I'm to sexy for my....... sheet..... to sexy for my manafold.

Primal: That's the WORSE case of hemroids I've ever seen.

Rhinox: Just go get the damn preparation H!

Galvatron goes into those "experimental" days.

Now Danny, if you won't tell us why you decided to....... do that on our seats...

Danny: I SWEAR, IT'S CAUSE YOUR SO DAMN HOT, I COULD'NT HELP IT!!!

Arcee: THAT DOES'NT EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAD TO UNZIP YOUR PANTS!!!!

Dirge: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.......... God I'm stoned.

Thrust: Me too. ...... I like cheese. ...... and joints.

ONE OF YOU MOTHER @#$%ERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TACK IN MY CHAIR!!! AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO, EEEEEEWWWWWW, I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH!

*hic* Tha Hot roooood *hic* is sooooooo gonna *hic* get his this tim *hic* ........ God I'm drunk ....... *hic*