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Rainmaker writes: Tracks: You see, Blaster, this is what I call surround sound...invented it myself. I'm so smart.
trailbreaker writes: "I need to pee !"
Heckfire writes: "Uhm, Lovey? I forgot the safeword again!"
Zeedust writes: For sale: G1 Tracks, MISDT (mint in sealed deathtrap.)
seminole1 writes: OH MAN! How do I get out of this? If Optimus comes home and catches me hanging out with Elita i'm done for!
Demonic Femme writes: T, "These speakers fell really nice on your back. Perceptor, let's buy it!"
Masterpiece Prowl writes: The Passion Of The Tracks
Prowl Worshipper writes: T: Uh, guys? Was this in your contracts too?
Other Autobots: Yeah, but we read the fine print before signing.
T: Fine print?...D'OH!
Prowl Worshipper writes: T: Jazz! Jazz, I swear to Primus I didn't mean to run over your Walkman! Jazz? Jazz!?
J: (Offscreen, ignoring T) Hey! Who wants to play Pin The Spoiler On The Corvette?
Zeedust writes: Tracks: "Are you sure the Binaltech conversion won't hurt?"
Dr. Onishi: "Yeah, just hold perfectly still and don't think about aardvarks."
Tracks: "What's that supposed to.. YAAAAAAUGGH! It hurts and stings!
- Back to top -Kal-Seth writes: Transformers Sadimists In Disguise
Transformers More Then Meets the Eye
* Sung to the opening transformers theme*
Unknown writes: No more J-Lo, Megatron! I'll talk! I'll spill all my Autobot secrets! Please stop playing J-Lo!!!!! (Nothin' against J-Lo, really; just a cool line!
Unknown writes: Tracks: I am Lord Balthezar! Bumblebee (off screen, whispering to Wheeljack): OK, no more Geico commercials for Tracks!
Unknown writes: Tracks' job BEFORE Transformers.
Zeedust writes: Blaster: "I gave you a chance, Tracks. But you wouldn't name the other traitors... So you're useless. Now, prepare to face the ultimate dance of death! SUPREME... ELECTRIC... FEVER!" Tracks: "They keep addi
Unknown writes: Alright, since you won't tell us where the Autobot base is, we'll have to implement other methods of persuasion. Earphones on and crank up Richard Simmon's pep talk tape. Tracks: OH DEAR MATRIX NO!
Zu Darkness writes: Tracks knew that he was really in big trouble when he mocked the James Bond fan club
Unknown writes: discjockey- this is WORQ the easy listening station playing kenny g. 24 hours a day. tracks-hey soundwave got any ACDC?
Unknown writes: Rattrap: Man, Blackarachnia is sure getting domineering these days
Unknown writes: This is what Tracks has been doing after the movie.
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Tracks: I've been a naughty, naughty Autobot. Soundwave: (Cracks whip)
Unknown writes: Tracks: I've been a naughty, naughty Autobot.
Soundwave:
Unknown writes: Oh, great, after Jesus "I" am supposed to die for the sins of mankind, huh?
Unknown writes: Man, this is the THIRD time someone has chained me to a set of gigantic speakers this week...
Bruticus writes: Trakcs: "I'm not to sure about this, Raul. Raul? Raul?"
Beast Simpson writes: This is the only way to rock!!!!
Unknown writes: Note to self: avoid leather clad bots asking for a good time while ---- drunk.
Unknown writes: During Cybertron winters, Tracks made metal angels.
Unknown writes: Tracks was the undisputed winner of the "Human Fly" Competition.
Unknown writes: Tracks decides war sucks...He's taking it on the road with Van Halen
- Back to top -PlasmaRadio writes: Tracks: "this is worse than the time I got that stupid mask superglued to my face."
Unknown writes: Tracks makes his debut in his rather lack-luster bondage porn carreer
Chrono writes: yesh that's it scream for me baby
Unknown writes: Grimlock"This definantly not Playbot!"
Unknown writes: OHH PLEASE DON'T GET THE WHIP *CRACK* ohh that hurts so good, i've been a VERY naughty autobot...
Unknown writes: Tracks: "I'm the only tansformer on a Shakira music video.That's so cool!".
Unknown writes: Tracks: "I'm the only tansformer on a Shakira music video.That's so cool!".
Unknown writes: See "Makeing Tracks" wasn't souch a hit , but in *this* episode , THIS is where my career started !
Unknown writes: All right, everybody. I'm Tony Robbins, and I want you to release the Giant within!
Pokejedservo writes: Why Ivy Valentine from the Soul Caliber games should NOT be in the Transformers series.
- Back to top -Unknown writes: If I knew she was into this stuff then I wouldnt have taken her up on her offer!
Sledge writes: Tracks tries the Richard Simmons workout
Unknown writes: New anti terroist tecuniques say that if you play Spice girls through a loud speaker it will slowly drive you mad. "ha ha ha"
Unknown writes: New anti terroist tecuniques say that if you play Spice girls through a loud speaker it will slowly drive you mad. "ha ha ha"
Unknown writes: Tracks:"Stagedive!"
Shrapnel writes: Oh...man...How drunk did I get to have to wind up like this?
Suzuki writes: HELLO CLEVELAND; ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!?!
Unknown writes: Tracks tests the latest innovation in bondage technology
Unknown writes: New anti terroist tecuniques say that if you play Spice girls through a loud speaker it will slowly drive you mad. "ha ha ha"
Unknown writes: Tracks--Autobot porn star! ^_^
- Back to top -Unknown writes: giant speakers- $150, metal slab- $50, spotlights $20, chains- free @ the junk heap,
Getting back at the bot who ate the alst energon cookie......priceless.
Unknown writes: Sideswipe (off camera): See! I knew he was wierd!
Unknown writes: Lets go voltron force!..i mean transform !
Gameovermus Prime writes: Five seconds after this shot was taken, Megatron pumped N*Sync through the speakers, causing the young Autobot to explode.
Unknown writes: Tracks: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!1
Replimus Prime writes: Tracks: Praise Me!! Praaaaise ME!!!!!
:Autobots shake heads:
Tracks: Not even a little?
::Prime points his finger towards the ground::
Tracks: damn
Soundblaster writes: Tracks (singing, sounds like Eric Idle): "...and Always look on the bright side of life..."(whistles)
Unknown writes: Eric cartman finds another tape in his mothers sock drawer...
Tracks: Oh I have been a bad bad bot Mrs. Carman
MC: Yes you have tracks, and for that you have to drink out of this glas.
Cartman: GODDANGIT MOM!!!!
Unknown writes: OH...me just wake up..so tired last nite...
Unknown writes: Tracks: this is some freaky s£!t man!!!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Tracks is being crusified by Ozzy Osborne!
Unknown writes: Blaster, Jazz and Skids may enjoy what humans call "music," but it gives me a major headache! Ohhhhh! ;)
Blitzkrieg writes: Footage of Tracks' early career as an opener for Marilyn Manson.
Unknown writes: He...hey guys?....i was only joking... okay, okay!! you arn't the robot versions of YMCA!!(geez..some people can't take a joke!)
Galvatron Z writes: Tracks: "I'm all up for bondage, but shouldn't I be facing the other way?"
FortMax writes: Why de gotta lynch a brother
FortMax writes: Alright, thats not what I meant when I called the queen a whore
Unknown writes: it was at that point that Tracks realized how very wrong gay is...
Silverwolf writes: Galvatron goes into those "experimental" days.
Unknown writes: Hey now, you put that whip away!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Forming this X is reminding me of certain movies....
Unknown writes: I get two checks this way...
Unknown writes: Well F!CK me!
Galvatron: Don't mind if i do!
frank writes: I am She-Ra Princess of Power!!
Unknown writes: Hey...maybe if I leaned my wrists back instead of forward i could get out...no, that'll never work.
Unknown writes: Whoa-oa-oa!! I don't do Yaoi, man!
Unknown writes: Damn bitch, you get back here and finish me off!
Unknown writes: I AM X-Car (aka Crosswise)
Unknown writes: Yesh!! Raul!! Whip me! I've been a naughty little autobot.
Unknown writes: The Limited Edition "Tracks Dart Board"
- Back to top -Dynamus Prime writes: Now for the Chinese Water Torture.
Unknown writes: OK I'M READY TO BE WHIPPED
Unknown writes: Darn it...how do I always get caught up in these low-budget hentai flicks? *grumble grumble*
Unknown writes: Gee, Raul...I would love to cruise the mean streets of New York City! But, as you can see--I'm all tied up!!!
Unknown writes: man, you desepts go for some kinky stuff
Bumblebee writes: Ok megatron now watch where you stick that pistol. Yes there. Oh oh oh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Unknown writes: Tracks unwittingly wanders into the lair of the evil Madonnacon
Shermtron writes: Tracks:Power extreme..
Director:Psst tracks wrong line.
hyperconvoy69 writes: Ok Blaster, enough of the kinky stuff...
Unknown writes: TRACKS:I PROMISE NOT TO PARTICIPATE IN TEMPTATION ISLAND 2 AGAIN!
- Back to top -matt writes: First Prime...now Megatron....I better be getting more Energon for this!
Unknown writes: Arcee........you do some kinky s***t!
Rhinox writes: Note to self: No more Redheads.
Cyclonis writes: Well it sounded like a good idea at the time...
Master Hound X writes: Okay guys I get the joke now bring me down... oh I see now your gonna leave me here to let me suffer well fine then.
:door slams:
:in the background you can hear a pack of cars squealing off:
GGGGGGUUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!
well at least they
Unknown writes: Genki Dama!
Unknown writes: Spirit Bomb!
Unknown writes: I GOT THE POWER!
Unknown writes: (Monty Python fans) "Always look on the bright side of life"
Tailgate writes: I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Goodnight, Budokan!!! Cheap Tracks loves you!!!
CapeMike writes: This is the only known footage from Track's aborted career as an opener for Aerosmith....
Unknown writes: SUPERSTAR!
Unknown writes: Geewiz..She is kinky.
Unknown writes: Tracks: Like WOW, this hasnt happened to me since that last Alice Copper concert.
Unknown writes: No Arcee, don't leave! I can change! Oh great, now I'm stuck
Jackpot writes: If I can just force my limbs into four contradictory perspectives, Tracks schemed, no properly-rendered chains shall hold me!
Unknown writes: Ah,the ol' "capture one Autobot and set up a trap 4 his rescuers" ploy again....and I suppose this is the part where I say, " you'll never get away with this, you'll never win, you can't stop
Unknown writes: Ohhhh... so this is a lube job!
Snake writes: actully that woulkd be a better place for bummblebee
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Every time Tracks goes to a Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath concert, He ties himself to the speakers so Ozzy will notice him. It fails every time, but, hey, he's ALWAYS optimistic.
Unknown writes: "erm, hi, Prime. Just getting ready fo my date."
Jay Prime writes: "The Last Temptation of Tracks"
Unknown writes: Oh woe is me! (*sob*) I try and I try and I still can't be taller than the rest!
Unknown writes: "Power Extreme" (Centurions)
Unknown writes: There..are..FOUR...lights!!
Unknown writes: Tracks: you expect me to talk?
Soundwave: No, Mr. Tracks, I expect you to die
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil James Bond villain knock-off laugh)
Bwg writes: I know you're ugly, but rape isn't the answer.
Brendocon writes: "Okay, Okay - Frenzy's blue! Now let me down... please?"
Unknown writes: "I've heard of heavy metal, but this is ridiculous!!!!"
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Metal slab- $50, spotlights- $25, chains-
free @ the junk heap,
getting back @ the guy who ate the last energon cookie.....Priceless
Unknown writes: Mint-On-Sealed-Card Tracks!?! (*gasp*) I'M RICH!!!
Unknown writes: ...and what's down here in the cellar, Mr. Clinton...OH MY GOD!!!!!
Unknown writes: ...and after He fell the third time, Tracks carried the metal cross onwards...
Unknown writes: I said I don't wanna be in your stupid frat house, now let me down!!
Unknown writes: IIII-HAAAAAVE-THE-POOOOOWWERRRRRR!!!!!!
Unknown writes: "You Mean Sodimus Prime wasn't a typo?!?!"
Brawn writes: Come on Elita....one more time...I can take it. Use the whip baby, c'mon!
Brawn writes: Come on Elita....one more time...I can take it. Use th whip baby, c'mon!
Ultimate Optimus writes: Now....Are you absolutely SURE this won't hurt a bit? Hello?
- Back to top -Impactor writes: No not the whip again!!! Ok if you must just be more gentle this time!!!
Unknown writes: The secret life of Tracks, Hound, and Blaster uncovered today on The National Enquierer
MEGATRON writes: Why didnt I listen to myself: One drink at Starscream's. But no, and now look whats happened. I knew I should've left when he got the hand cuffs out. What will the guys down at the YMCA think of me now?
Unknown writes: Yeah? Well I merge with, er...'Speakerbot', yeah...to form...er....8Tracksotron! So there.
Unknown writes: "Why Optimus, I never new you we're into S&M!"
Unknown writes: Heh heh heh...make a wish!
Unknown writes: Gee, Raul, I'd LOVE to cruise the mean streets of New York City! BUT--as you can SEE...I'm all TIED UP right now!
=)
Unknown writes: Tracks - "Uh Ratchet are you sure I've got toopompusvocalitus?"
Ratchet - "Oh sure yeah, and it's very serious, extremely contagious, can cause termination. I'm sorry Tracks but your vocal circuits ar
Unknown writes: This is the last time I let her lead!
bob writes: WHO DA MAN? I DA MAN! I DA NEW X-MAN!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: "YMCA! We're talkin' 'bout the YMCA..."
JP writes: Tracks: "For the last time, Red Alert..i don't go that way!!"
Red Alert: "But, but what about the rumours then?!"
Tracks: "You rely on rumors? And you're the head of security?! Primus he
Unknown writes: "rachet i said i was shot in the back, not the groin!????"
Unknown writes: Damn it, must remember never, never take candy from strangers
Timothius writes: Give me all your power... ALLL!!!!! (Megatron in "Heavy Metal War")
Unknown writes: ......wait a minute.....something's afoot....Megatron just used the Space Brige to get some K-y....don't think I wanna play anymore.
Unknown writes: http://www.seibertron.com/cotm/april/Arcee079.jpg
Unknown writes: Soundwave, I never knew you were into bondage to.
Unknown writes: Be gentle, it's my first time.
Unknown writes: give it tome baby, who's your dady WHO'S YOUR DADY
- Back to top -Soundwave writes: ROCK ON!!!
Unknown writes: Hey Starscream can you come over here, my Hex nuts itching the Heck out of me. Help a bot out
Octavius Prime writes: I thought you guys were Decepticons ? Not Dominatricons !
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