Ratchet gets his check-up!

The Ultimate Caption Contest

Ratchet gets his check-up!
You must be a registered member of Seibertron.com and currently logged in to post your caption on this page.

Click here to login or register.
105 captions have been posted for this image so far ...
trailbreaker writes: "Sorry Ironhide, I used Teletran-1 to find a good tuna melt recipe."
Rainmaker writes: Ironhide: ...well first of all your tailpipe is twisted and it has...CHROMIA'S FINGERPRINTS ON IT?
Ratchet: Er, I can explain?
william-james88 writes: I cant give myself a colonoscopy, you'll have to help.
michellatron writes: So Ratch, I heard back on Earth one time that after the age of 40 you should have your prostate checked or you could die of something called cancer. You're a few million years overdue, y'know?
Zeedust writes: Ironide: "So you're like this because of a cavity search?"

Ratchet: "Yeah."

Ironhide: "I don't get it, you brush your teeth like all the time..."

Ratchet: "... You know how dumb you sound right now, ri
Roadshadow writes: Ratchet: Are you gonna jam your thumb up my ass?
Ironhide:..No.
SilentBlaster writes: Ironhide:Will you pull your pants up for once?
Rachet:Shut up.
Scatterlung writes: Ironhide: Funny, it never hurt when they did a rear exhaust on me. No wonder they call me Ironhide...
Not Sonic writes: CAVITY SEARCH!
Demonic Femme writes: Ratchet, "Okay, let's see, Crack for in the morning, and two bags of weed- that'll fill in nicely for lunch and dinner."

Ironhide, thinking, 'By Primus that's a lot o' weed... how can I get some o' that stuff?�
- Back to top -
Prowl Worshipper writes: R: Hold on, Crystal Barbie, I know Peaches'n'Cream Barbie is wearing your shoes...Ratchet will fix it...there, who's a pretty dolly then! Yes, YOU are, yes! Oh, look, Princess Kelly is inviting you over for a tea party! We better find somet
Zeedust writes: Ratchet: "It's no good... The tamagotchi is dead..."

Ironhide: "Um, how many years has it been since you've left this room?"
Nightshadow writes: Ratchet: *Looks for some parts on the ground* Hey have you heard the rumors in Autobot prisons how the other Transformers will screw---
Ironhide: Hm..this is fun! OH YEAH!
Zeedust writes: Ironhide: "Told ya not to do yoga in a minefield..."

Ratchet: "Shut up and help me find my legs..."
Scooter writes: Gee Ironhide, that puppet looks just like Ratchet
Unknown writes: Ironhide: Surprise, hehehehe!!!
Unknown writes: There is no escape...
Unknown writes: Ratchet: Why do I have to get my rectal check-up from my "twin brother?" Ironhide: Quit leakin' lubricant & SHUT UP! It'll only take 5 minutes! Unless I'm feelin' real frisky, heh, heh, heh.
thexfile writes: Ratchet i have somthing to confes, you know we look alike and so... mmmm it's a bit hard t0 tel you but.... you'r realy my long lost brother...
Bruticus writes: Suddenly, Ironhide was struck with a horrible thought; was Ratchet the repaint of him--or was it the other way around? Either way, Ironhide decided, Ratchet would have to go.
- Back to top -
Ten-Four writes: Ironhide suddenly wishes he was somewhere else when he sees Ratchet do a “Turn your head and cough” on Gears.
Heather Prime writes: Retchet gets his check-up for my legs bolts metal bones joint system...
Unknown writes: R: (thinking) I do wish he'd stop hovering. He makes me nervous.
Galvatron writes: IRONHIDE; Now it's your turn to put your Ratchet into my Ironhide!!
Unknown writes: "Ironhide, the damn toilet backed up again!"
Unknown writes: I need some help here the dionbots tracked mud in here again.
Ironhide: that is not mud ratchet.
ratchet: Sweet mother of god!
Unknown writes: Ratchet: gee, how come my human body was never made into a toy?
Ironhide: Ah, i wouldn't worry.
Ratchet, but you were made into an "action master", i can't belive it!
Firestorm writes: Ratchet: A special mission to Earth? Sure, just let me fill out my life insur..; it'll wait till I get back.
Unknown writes: April 1st,1985...Ironhide crosses the line and gives Ratchet one hell of an April Fools gay...I mean Day suprise...
Unknown writes: Having seen Halloween one time too many, Ironhide pulls a Michael Myers on Ratchet.
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: In loving memory of Don Messeck!
Unknown writes: Ironhide: Well, momma did name me for what I like.
Jeremy writes: rachet: well i guess u wanna gang prob me well here u go
Unknown writes: IRONHIDE: whoops! dropped my soap!
ras writes: :shreiking horrer music underscores
Unknown writes: Ironhide, you are not going to Ponn far, now put that away!
optimuslives writes: you ready for your check-up ratchet? I know I am (wink wink)
BenH writes: Damn it Ironhide not now.
Heather Prime writes: hey retchat .... i find my hip bolt metal HAHAH....... !!!! i destroy at evil eel woman is decepticon.....
Unknown writes: Ironhide: Ratchet its time!!!
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: ratchet:not now ironhide im so not in the mood
Unknown writes: Ratchet : Oh MY GOD...

Ironhude:Is it bad Doc?
Unknown writes: Ratchet: Ironhide c'mere! I found it at last!
Ironhide: What?
Ratchet: The MISSING Sock in the dryer!
Unknown writes: I'm gonna make u sqeaul boy!SSqqeaull like a pig!!!!
FortMax writes: Next Episode: Ratchet gets the shaft
Silverwolf writes: C'mon, Ironhide... I know you're a hillbilly, but please! Its like we're brothers!

Ironhide: THAT'S THE POINT. OFF WITH THA PANTS!
Unknown writes: Very soon, Ironhide...Chromia will be as good as new! :)
Unknown writes: C'mon, Ironhide... I know you're a hillbilly, but please! Its like we're brothers!
Stelartron writes: IRONHIDE: Hey, Rach. I can't find the head on my toy. RACHET: Our toys don't have heads, just those little stickers. Face it Ironhide, you and me, we were totally gyped.
Unknown writes: "let's face it Ironhide, no matter which way you pose our toys, they still suck."
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: Ratchet: "Damnnit Ironhide, why do you keep knocking the soap outta my hands!"
Unknown writes: Ratchet: What are all these thin white things that keep cracking when ever I squeeze to hard?
Bumblebee writes: Ironhide not only are we both male autobots but we are brothers. oh wat the heck bring it on.Ironhide: daniel since spike bonded with op to be a crotch master bond with me. Ratchet: Oh yes but now ive got sprog fluid all up my ass . Ironhide: now blow me
Bumblebee writes: Ironhide not only are we both male autobots but we are brothers. oh wat the heck bring it on.Ironhide: daniel since spike bonded with op to be a crotch master bond with me. Ratchet: Oh yes but now ive got sprog fluid all up my ass . Ironhide: now blow me
Unknown writes: RATCHET:Wait a minute. I didn't give you a lisence to be a doctor yet.
Unknown writes: hmmmm, whats that that tinge-hey!!!!
Unknown writes: Always wanted to cornhole me a medic.
Unknown writes: Hrm, left hand red. Right hand blue. Hey what's going on here?! This box says 'Erotic Twister!' And why are you giggling, Ironhide?
Cyclonis writes: Um Rachet, I think you are suppose to put that red moving thing back in that human. Hey who is the certified medical technician here?
Sheba writes: Ratchet: Damn, I hate these proctology exams...
Ironhide: But Teletraan 1 said you were at a high risk for prostate cancer...
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: Aight, Ironhide things are different in the joint, you want some drugs you gotta toss my metal salad!
Unknown writes: Ratchet: Ironhide, I've got an especially good feeling about this shuttle run to Earth. I can't possibly see anything going wrong.
Unknown writes: I dont know IRONHIDE this just doesn't feel rihgt.
Unknown writes: Iornhide: So Ratchet about..
Rachet: For the last time Iornhide I am not your twin, I was a only child, period. **Iornhide runs away crying**
Unknown writes: Ironhide: Ratchet I need you to fix this Autobot.
Ratchet: For God's sake Ironhide Im a doctor! Not a...uh..I'll get right in it.
Unknown writes: Rachet: The cow says "moo." The chicken says....
Ironhide: Rachet, what in Cybertron are you doing?
Rachet: oh, man, I...was..doing..research!
AutobotLDR writes: "Squell Like A Pig!!!"""
Sideburn writes: Ironhide, did you ever serve time?
Sideburn writes: Damn, are you using your WHOLE HAND?
Ultimate Optimus writes: Look Ironhide! I work better WITHOUT people looking over my shoulder!
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: (French Version, translated). Oui, oui. Life has no meaning. You bore me, Monsieur Ironhide. Leave me be in my 'ennui'. Stupide American. Stupide job. Stupide, stupide, stupide....
Unknown writes: (Spanish Version)....tengo...que....resistir...chistes...de...la sodomia...(gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE-AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: ....must....resist....sodomy....jokes...(gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Wait until I come up with a witty comeback. THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!
Unknown writes: No, Mr. Hyde!! Haunt me no more!!
Unknown writes: No! It's my turn to piggyback now!
Suzanne writes: Get your finger out of my ass!!
Unknown writes: Ironhide "yeah bitch,you like that,yea call me daddy"
Rachet "Daddy"
Unknown writes: Is it the red wire or the blue wire I always get them mixed up?!
Unknown writes: time to probe where no bot has probed before...
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: Ironhide: Damn!! And I thought that Wheeljack had a nice ass.
Justice writes: "Leakin' lubricant!!"
Unknown writes: Don't you wish these captions were about anything but sodomy?
dan writes: Hey Ironhide!!! Robots can't be homosexuals!!!
Unknown writes: (*sigh*) Okay, I admit it. The Red Cross is full of greedy cheats. Can I go now?
Unknown writes: AUTOBOT STAGE ACTING TECHNIQUE #456: "Now, Ironhide! You are melancholy! And Ratchet! You are shocked! Action!"
Unknown writes: ...and then, it finally hit me. I'm a minivan! I'm a goddamn minivan for fat moms and shouting kids! Why me?
Unknown writes: My God! He's dead Jim!!
Unknown writes: Ironhide(thinking): Damn! He's got a big-ass jolly rancher on his butt! or Ratchet: Are we twins, dude?
Unknown writes: ever taste motor oil?
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: get in the van
Unknown writes: yes Lenny i'll let you tend dem wabbits,..
Unknown writes: Be gentile, it's my irst time.
Soundwave writes: Hey, he dropped the soap!
Unknown writes: Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr Ratchet say, " Hey Look what happens when I put his rotator couplink in his motivator socket!"
Unknown writes: "You know, Ratchet, I'm not gay or anything, but I just noticed your ass looks incredibly similar to mine."
Unknown writes: Why you should never drop your wrench!
Unknown writes: Ironhide:(Ironhide sniffs not once but twice)Oh come on now if your going to release the pressure in your exaust port let everyone know first!!!
Unknown writes: In a poor attempt at flirtation by Ratchet, bending over to pick up a dropped spanner leads to an awkward moment for Ironhide...
Unknown writes: Now I know what my ass looks like!
- Back to top -
Unknown writes: "What exactly am i looking for again, Rachet? "Damn it just feel around!!!"
Unknown writes: YYYYYYYAAAAARRGH! I didn't even know I had an anus!
Unknown writes: Be gentle, my love...
Unknown writes: アイアンハイド軍団
Unknown writes: "There you go, Gears, good as new and YARGHHH!"
- Back to top -

Featured Products on Amazon.com

Buy "Transformers Authentics Bumblebee" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Legends Class Autobot Tailgate" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Authentics Starscream" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Authentics Grimlock Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Attacker 15 Kramer Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Studio Series 11 Deluxe Class Movie 4 Lockdown" on AMAZON
Buy "Cyberverse Warrior Class Acid Storm" on AMAZON
Buy "Cyberverse Warrior Class Megatron" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Legends Class Laserbeak" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Nucleon and Galvatron" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Deluxe Class Breakdown Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Fortress Maximus" on AMAZON
Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #244 - Call Me Maybe
Twincast / Podcast #244:
"Call Me Maybe"
MP3 · iTunes · RSS · View · Discuss · Ask
Posted: Saturday, March 28th, 2020

New Items on eBay

Buy "Transformers Siege BATTLE MASTERS RUNG And SINGE  War For Cybertron" on EBAY
Buy "Grimlock (Hasbro, 2012) Transformers Generations Fall of Cybertron Autobot T-Rex" on EBAY
Buy "Universal Studios Transformers Bumblebee Elongated Penny Coin Token" on EBAY
Buy "Hasbro SDCC 2016 Transformers Evolution Soundwave Tablet Exclusive Apple iPad" on EBAY
Buy "Transformers Figure and Parts Lot - Megatron Strongarm Acid Storm RID" on EBAY
Buy "Transformers Fall of Cybertron FOC Deluxe Decepticon Insecticon Kickback" on EBAY
Buy "Transformers Rescue Bots Electronic Bumblebee 10" Figure Hasbro A1076 2012" on EBAY
Buy "G.I. Joe 2013 SDCC Comic Con Transformers Crossover Bludgeon" on EBAY