An injured Thrust

Bennington1234 says:

Thrust:Would you believe the injurie were caused by Tidal Wave using me as a pencil.

Rainmaker says:

I told you making me out of gold plastic for G2 was NOT a good idea!

Heres a Hint says:

well at least i wont be on unicron

Godzillabot Primal says:

You think you got problems? Every time I fly this thing burns up

REGI ICE says:

Thrust: *grumble* I knew I should have paid that extra insurance...

StarSaber1701 says:

boo boo Mommy(Megatron) Kiss my owey

blank says:

look at my owies and boo boos

SilentBlaster says:

Soon after Thrust just took a beating from Grimlockimus Prime.

master galvatron says:

Galvatron: Thrust when I say "don't call unicron a morone to his face" I mean DON'T CALL UNICRON A MORONE TO HIS FACE YOU MECHANICAL MUSHHEAD!!!!!!!!!!

Roadshadow says:

I'm never going near a stampede of cows ever again.

Blaster_6267 says:

Can you kiss my boo-boo better???

archie321 says:

Wheeljack: What do you mean it was an accident?!
If you punched Starscream then you know you'd get something back.
Thrust: Well I thought Starscream wasn't that strong.

IcelandicBoy says:

Demolisher: Hey Thrust, sorry about the beating we gaved ya! But you gotta admit, coming to the Decepticon Hallowen party dressed like Jetfire was pretty stupid!

Grazcon says:

Another sad example of decepticons' family-violence problem

master516 says:

Thrust: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Those stupid spartans do more damage than unicron does.Megatron No they don't when you were fighting them you kept shooting and hitting your self, you pencil headed moron. Thrust: whoops.

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Thrust: Would you believe that my Mini-Con, Inferno, PUMMELED ME after seeing how cool he was as an Autobot in G1 and Energon and how disgusting he was in Beast Wars?
Other 'cons: HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

commander setinel says:

Megaton:what have you learned?

Thrust: not to run in traffic.....

Demona says:

thrust action figure: ages 3 and up. it says it on my box. AGES 3 AND UP. im not supposed to be babbysitting princess drool.

Demona says:

megatron: you beat up thrust??
wheeljack:.....yeah.
meagatron: all right! you're in!
wheeljack: woohooo!
thrust: look! pretty colors @_@

Silver Arrow Girl says:

THRUST: I should be able to take the bandages off my head in a few days. I got the shape of me head changed. But I don't know why my arm is in a sling.... And I don't think mt head looks different...
STARSCREAM:*off-screen and whispering* They

blackconvoy says:

Megatron: Thrust what happened to you!

Thrust: I...tripped over a mini-con.

Anonymous says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiedye says:

MEGATRON-"What happened to YOU". THRUST- I....I..." MEGATRON-"Yes... THRUST- I asked Arcee if we could forget our differences and maybe play around for a while. MEGATRON-(chuckleing)"So your telling me Arcee

Zeedust says:

Megatron: "What happened to you?"

Thrust: "I tried to sneak into the Energon auditions."

??? says:

Does this really need a caption to be funny?

Silver Arrow Girl says:

Starscream: What happend to you?
Thrust:Well, I...uh *mumble mumble mumble*
Starscream: What?
Thrust: I *mumble mumble mumble*
Starscream:SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!
Thrust: I think I have amneisia. Who are you?
Starscream: WHY YOU SLAGGIN'

Silver Arrow Girl says:

Cyclonus: *Mocking* Awwwww.Does poor little Squid-head feel pain from his injury?
Thrust: *Growling* Why don't you just go and go and -Inapropriate comment deleted- Cyclonus?
Cyclonus: Well, sorry, Mr. I'm so slaggin' stupid t

Anonymous says:

Thrust explaining to the mechanic that he "ran into a door".

chaoticmegatron says:

Thrust:Damn! Who would have known that a game of rock, paper, blaster would be so painful.
Megatron:*with Requiem Blaster* I told you, Squidhead...If you always pick paper...You would end up looking like a...

Rainbow Starscream says:

Does this need a caption to be funny???

Rainbow Starscream says:

Thrust: I'm sorry Megatron sir, I will never call you "flathead" again.

Zeedust says:

Thrust: "Oh, I am gonna KILL THEM! 'Don't be such a wuss," they said... 'Waspinator did all HIS own stunts,' they said. When I get out of this cast, they're gonna get put into one!"

LunarFormer says:

Thrust: HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'M A MUMMY!

Someone says:

Thrust: the reason I dameged my head was because I was trying to erase Unicron. Megatron: you idiot you're head is not an eraser it only looks like won. Thrust: No wonder my arm did'nt draw a gun. Megatron: How stupid can u be? Thrust:

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Hey thrust you're so stupid that you did'n know that Unicron was a planet that had gravity. Thrust: How was I soposed to know he was a planet, I thought Unicron was a giant donut hole.

Dash Trigger says:

Thrust's plans to go to Sideways's Christmas/Hanukkah party as an Arab went horribly wrong after Megatron made the fatal mistake of adding the Decepticons' moonbase to the National "Do Not Call" List.

Anonymous says:

That's the last time I go into a restaraunt where they serve calamari!!!!

Deceptiman says:

Megatron: hello Squid-- what happened to you? Thrust:My name is thrust! T-H-R-U-S-T! and i fell out of the sky. Megatron: Serves you right for drinking what humans call "lager" hey, squidhead?

Deceptiman says:

Megatron: hello Squid-- what happened to you? Thrust:My name is thrust! T-H-R-U-S-T! and i fell out of the sky. Megatron: Serves you right for drinking what humans call "lager"

halljh says:

So, what you`re saying is: not only did Arcee kick your ass, but she gave you Crabs too?

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Dude you totally got your ass handed to you. Thrust: Yeah well you got... just... just shut up...

Anonymous says:

(Nightpaw) Good God man, what happened to you?!
(Thrust) Let's just say that the next guy who tries to rape Dixie is in for a world of hurt...
(Nightpaw) O_O()

Anonymous says:

"Be a professional stragitest can be such a great time. For instance: by faking me in injury (by placing me in some bandages) I was able to become Decpeticon Leader, and got Maximus funds!"

Anonymous says:

Man, these people need to stop watching old alien movies.

Anonymous says:

y god? y did i do that?

Shadow Fox says:

Thrust- Megatron sir, please understand that this thing on my head is not meant to be used for that..I'm a warrior, not a pleasure bot..oww so sore..

Anonymous says:

"Okay, now I hate to be the voice of reason here, but ... I'm a ROBOT. I'm a MACHINE, and yet I'm in bandages and a CAST. Who writes this stuff? Trained chimps?"

Artimus Prime says:

That's the last time I play against Shaq one-on-one.

Anonymous says:

(Thrust): "It was that human Carlos, sir, he had a ....slingshot"

Anonymous says:

[Armada TFs]"Thrust No!"
1 hour later
[Thrust] "Man that human Alexis is can be mean."
[Armada TFs] "We told you so"

Anonymous says:

Waking up in a strange place, Thrust tore off the strange bandages covering him to discover the worst: Someone had clubbed him and put him through an operation to become an Armada character...

Anonymous says:

And that was the last time Thurst lived up to his namestake.

Starscream says:

Megatron: Are You All right, Squidhead? Thrust: DONT CALL ME THAT!!! My Name Is Thrust! T-H-R-U-S-T Is that too difficult for you? Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Megatron: What? You dont like my earthly humour? Look Out for trees next time thrust! Thrust: It Wasnt a t

Anonymous says:

"Don't drink and fly"

Asheron says:

aah aint that sweet

" get well soon , from youre dearest friend and soon ruller of the universe , megatron

Anonymous says:

that is the first time that he did something stupid :sideways you did worse though you wortles pice of juck : thrust thats my line : meagotron: they both look at thrust , thrust is gone that is speed ....

PredaKing says:

I wish I had these injuries earlier, then I had that role on "flying doctors"

Anonymous says:

I TOLD YOU SQUID HEAD THE DOO RAGGS DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR YOU

metalformer says:

THRUST - This is my latest strategic plot! I'll pretend to be an ancient Cybertronian mummy to lure curious Autobots into my trap!
MEGATRON: Er... all right. But make sure nobody consfuses you with a bad mecha show rip off and throw you on the

Anonymous says:

What happened? I went to a Cosplay. Apparently they thought I was wearing a costume and tried to rip it off of me. Who knew 90lb japanese girls could wreak so much havoc?

Anonymous says:

Air guitar accident

Darkman says:

Sorry guys, no bogrole left!

Anonymous says:

All i did was ask the autobots for a cup of sugar!

Anonymous says:

My Minicon bites, literately

Anonymous says:

I'm never going near a stampede of cows ever again.

Arkhaon says:

Psychiatrist: wots the problem thrust?...
Thrust: its my minicon...he hits me..i think he doesnt love me anymore....snif..snif

Anonymous says:

You tyr Babysitting sometime? It's harder than it looks!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: "Oh, it doesn't hurt worse than my ego."

BlItZeR says:

Mosh Pit Mishap

Alirion says:

"Wait, what do you mean my premiums are going up? I'm already paying you three hundred astrodollars a month and I don't even get prescription coverage!"

Minicle says:

Thrust:We really must get Stunt doubles.
Megatron:Sorry our Budgets stretched enough.

Minicle says:

Thrust: Join the Decepticons they said, its a real robots life they said.

Zeedust says:

Wheeljack figures out that if the others can't go out and fight, then he'll get the screen time that he, as the one compelling and interesting character on the show, so richly deserves. And he can prove that he's over that thin

parkwood says:

Man thats the last time I make fun Starscream! hes so touchy *ouch*

Alphatron2k3 says:

Thrust: Megatron when is that repair chamber repair bot comming from cybertron?
Megatron(off camera): Well you know how long it took Tidelwave to get here, a slagging long time!
Thrust: Oh. Then I guess these stay on being that I'm a ROBOT and

K-nonFodder says:

thrust" but megatron i thought you siad this was COVERED by medicade?"

Zeedust says:

Oddly enough, this sort of thing would have been perfectly acceptable in RID as more anime silliness, but in Armada it's just sloppy.

Anonymous says:

I told you I can't defuse a bomb!

Zeedust says:

"That's it, Tidal Wave! The dartboard is GONE!"

Anonymous says:

megatrwon, will you kiss my boo boos!

sideways says:

Thrust:Megatron you said fighting Unicron would be easy

Anonymous says:

I DON'T WANNA BE MUMMIFIED.

TetraReris says:

Thrust: I wanted that cool Steve Martin as a Pharoah costume from that show, but hit is all they had in my size. What do you think?

Anonymous says:

But Megatron, Starscream is hogging the healing chamber. This is all I have to make do!

Anonymous says:

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A ROBOT,NOT A MUMMY CYCLONUS! CYCLONUS : DEMOLISHER MADE ME ,DEMOLISHER: WHAT!? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU METAL HEAD CYCLONUS:OK YOU ASKED FOR IT , MEGATRON : STOP YOUR BIKINEING YOU 2 STUPIDED HEAD

Anonymous says:

SO YPU DO THINK YOUR FUNNY DOYOCH WEEL I SAY YOU DONT

thexfile says:

Thrust : but megatron ther is a big T-REX out there...

megatron : you siniveling idiote i don't beleve you i'll send dirge out to do your work

Unknown says:

Remind me to never to call the Street Action Team "Spawn of Unicron" again!

Anonymous says:

"Thats the last time I perform a Jackass stunt."

Anonymous says:

OWWWWW MY ARM I THINK I PULLED AN ELECTRICAL WIRE

Anonymous says:

Ah, Megatron? Yeah, I was wondering if there were any way to switch our HMO.

Ricochet says:

I was told this kind of stuff was good for your skin.

Chrono says:

What the hell..I thought you were a robot...how did this possibly happen to you?

Anonymous says:

ok, ok, i can understand my head, but did you have to put my arm up there too? :/

Anonymous says:

Megatron :You see kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs.Thrust: Hey!!!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: erg.....did anyone get the number of that truck?
Decepticon in Pictuer: Yeah it was Prime
Thrust: D'HO!

yoyo says:

damn toilet paper

Anonymous says:

Thrust: What's so funny?

Cyclonus: nothing at all, supository head. ^_^

Anonymous says:

Megatron shows Demolisher what will happen to him next time he messes up - turn into a mummy.

MacrossFA19 says:

Ah CRAP!!! I knew it, I used too much grease.

Q says:

what happen toya fool ya bitch

Unicron says:

[thrust]it was weeljack who shoot me [weeljack]how do i know that starscream did it and not me . [starscream] ug-oh [?] get him!!! [starsceam] then next time don't steel my twinky [thrust] sorry

Hot Shot says:

...and it was such a cute squirrel

Anonymous says:

Thrust:I swear thats the last time I ever call Nightcrawler a Demon

Anonymous says:

damn cat

Anonymous says:

Why Transformers & SNL should NEVER mix.

Pokejedservo says:

Cappers: ROBOTS DO NOT NEED BANDAGES! Thrust: We don't use genitals yet you people don't seem to notice. Cappers: WE DO TOO!

Anonymous says:

(Megatron's chuckling, Thrust's mad.) Shut up! How about next time, you go feed Tidal Wave! See how well you fare!

Anonymous says:

I'm not dead yet, I'm getting better. I feel happy! I don't want to go on the cart.

Bruticus says:

Note to self: Starscream does not appreciate when I use my head like that . . .

Anonymous says:

"Go ahead, you can pet the kitten, they said. It's claws can't hurt you, they said. Lying jerks. I'll show them. Let's see how Megatron likes it when the kitty's down his pants!"

Anonymous says:

"Armada will be okay" they said... "The show won't suck that much" they said... bastards.

Anonymous says:

I broke my arm jerking off! I also blew more than a bolt! I had to Wrap the boner on my head. I need some head if you dont mind?

Anonymous says:

Thrust: err well that.... covers a bad paint job. Yup thats what it is !

Anonymous says:

"No, these bandages did not come from ACME, now shove-off and leave me alone !!"

Anonymous says:

What point exactly does bandages serve? It's not like his wounds can get infected or anything.

Anonymous says:

Today on TF Armada: Thrust goes to see Kangaroo Jack with Fred, when Thrust steals some of Fred's Gummi Bears, his blood sugar is thrown off (like he warns us in every episode)and Fred goes ballistic and silliness ensues, today at 4 ET.

??? says:

Sticks and stones can... Aw, whats the use...

Anonymous says:

Okay, Thrust, no more Jackie Chan movies for you anymore, do you understand?

Anonymous says:

ouch

Anonymous says:

Damn those Autobots fractured my...wait a minute, how the hell did they make ths stuff? I have enough bandages to cover the Empire State Building! And what the f**k am I doing wearing this? I'm a damn robot! I don't need a cast, I nee

Metroplex says:

Starscream: "Thrust! What the hell happend to you? Thrust: "I was trying to imitate the coneheads when I fell dow the stairs.

Manchester Devil says:

Thurst: "Could it get any worst"?
AEON scriptwriter: "Yes, it can".
Thurst: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Anonymous says:

Sens-o-rings didn't have the same effect as it did on the Conehead child's parental units...

Anonymous says:

Thrust after a cameo appearence on G-Gundam

King Arthur says:

That Rabbit's Dynamite!!
(you'll only get this if you've seen Monty python & the holy grail)

Beast Simpson says:

Alright, alright, the truth is, some kid thought I was a pencil, and sharpened my head! There, ya' happy?!?!

Anonymous says:

thrust:aahh..what happed?
sondwave;told you not to bad mouth Burtugus

ionacus says:

starscream:what happened to you? thrust:dont go near wheelie, he's been freestyling with eminem, again.

Unknown says:

thrust:Um... megatron can I have a nap from the fight? megatron:no

Broadside says:

Hey Demolishor why do I have to be the mummy? I wanna fight the Rock!

little_fly says:

thrust:my body hurts thoes autobots nearly killed me

Anonymous says:

All right, you caught me.. I'm trying to cover up a REALLY bad repaint..

zach says:

megatron:what happened thrust:would you believe me if I told you that i am disguising myself so I can get into the autobot base?

Anonymous says:

EXCUSEZ MOI POUR MON BAD ENGLISH

Anonymous says:

HEY I SAW MICHAEL JACKSON WHERE DID ONCE, AND IT MAKED HIM LOOK COOL!!! (so why doesn't it work for me??)

Anonymous says:

HAHA!! WITH THIS CLEVERLY DISGUISE, I WILL PENETRATE THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE TALIBAN@!!

Anonymous says:

THOSE MICROBOTS GIVE A MEAN PUNCH!

Anonymous says:

THERE AIN'T NO ASPIRINE FOR THIS SIZE OF HEADACHE!

Anonymous says:

No point lying about it: I AM THE BIGGEST CYBERWANKER EVER!!

Anonymous says:

I wonder if I am insured for this accident??

Anonymous says:

Pfff, those fembots are no kittens!

Anonymous says:

What happened was that I dived in the swimming pool and guess what???
It had been drained.....

Anonymous says:

(trying to explain to megatron) a minicon went off a cliff, I tryed going after it,I was stright behind it, that damn minicon had a hover system and went stright. then I kept on going and hit the ground.

Beast Simpson says:

Thrust(in monotone voice): I want my conehead parental unit!

Anonymous says:

starscream:its bin laden run!!!!!!!

Firestorm says:

Remind me- why do we still use an HMO? They gave me this for a toothache!

Anonymous says:

Jimmy Lee: Hey, them Bandages make you look like you have a turban!

Muse says:

This is just a show for Nights to what Muse will do to him/her if he/she copies Muse's caption to almost the exact word again.

Muse says:

Thrust wrapped bandages around his body to give him a human looking body so he could get into a cone head convention. Of course it back fired like all his other plans.

Anonymous says:

Why am I wearing bandages? I'm made of metal!

FortMax says:

Thrust: and when these plastic surgery bandages come off I not only will have hands...but never again will I be called penis head

FortMax says:

Thrust: yep...I think its safe to say I found the Autobots

Thrust says:

Wheelie offscreen: If YOU call me "sukker" once again, I'll crush the rest of your bones!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: NEVER tell a gurl scout you dont want their cookies

Optimus Primevil says:

Thrust after he got his ass whupped by Makunouchi Ippo

Firestorm says:

Thrust always did his own stunts until the day something went horribly wrong.....

Anonymous says:

Thrust: who knew those Care bears could be so tuff. Starscream off screen: you think thats bad, you should see what they did to megatron

Anonymous says:

Yep, after finding out I'm from Armada, they beat the holy hell out of me!

tf dutchie says:

Megatron: STOP singing under the shower! Crash, boom, bang... Don't say I didn't warn you!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: Now I know how it feels to be beaten up by a mob of rabid Starscream fans...

Anonymous says:

Thrust: Oh uh... nothing wrong with me, I'm just here to see that pretty nurse Arcee!

Anonymous says:

Thrust(seeing a long line to Doc Ratchet on the next panel): Hey, Doc! Hurry up, with "stoned" boy over there. I think I might have broken my pinky finger.

Firestorm says:

Well.. I... uh... I just got back from rollerblading.....

Anonymous says:

The end results of a chance meeting between Armada Thrust and G1 Thrust. Not pictured: Armada Starscream, due to excessive injures given to him by the G1 Seekers. Armada Thrust's comment: We Suck.

Anonymous says:

Hey, boss, do the Autobots get Medicare/Medicaid?

Anonymous says:

WWE Superstar I am not. Oh they say your nxt to fight demolisher.
Demolisher: Oh Hell No!!!

jedixtat says:

you think it hurts now...wait til you get doc rachet's bill!! OUCH!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: "My attempts at becoming a Headmaster Triggercon didn't quite work out."

overdrive says:

[someone else] " well it seems that there were some ...ah... complications with the surgery"

Anonymous says:

"I know this is gonna sound silly ,but I stepped on one of those humans and slipped and hit my arm ,and head on the coffee table.Heh ,who knew they had all that slippery stuff inside."

Anonymous says:

"I know you said don't tease the happy meal Transformers,but I had some of that dark brew energon with shots of nucleonschlagger and hey you know what that stuff does to a 'con',well one thing lead to another and I trie

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Then he yelled your next and speared me."

EDIMUS PRIME says:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME BANDAGES!!!!!I'll say it slowly......He's......a......friggen......ROBOT!!!!!ARGHHHHHHH STOP ARMADA PLEASE!!!!!!!Whats next Optimus telling Fred about safe sex one more time ROBOTS

Anonymous says:

Who cares about the bandages, try putting them on without hands

Anonymous says:

"Thrust! How did your master plan....oh, never mind."

Anonymous says:

"How do I know you're a hypochondriac, Thrust? WE DON'T NEED BANDAGES!

Anonymous says:

I went to get a tune up, and the guy referred me to this place called Micheal Jackson's Rhinoplasty, I feel awful!

Anonymous says:

You wanna know true horror, try being used by Unicron as a suppository,and then we can talk!!

Firestorm says:

Well, I was out in the park when the Bloods showed up. The Cryps were right behind them... and... well... I kinda got caught up in it.

Anonymous says:

I'm going for the camo look, this way, I think the terrorists won't be able to find me

Anonymous says:

The loyal Demolishor: At least you didn't scratch the decepticon symbols!

Anonymous says:

Now people have an excuse when they try to sell their broken Thrust figures 10 years down the road.

Anonymous says:

Thrust: I hate this planets gravity, there's just too much!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: My head being wrapped up is just as bad as the time Hotshot cut off Demolishor's missiles and they were taped up!

Anonymous says:

Yeah shutup megatron! You try wrestling a 3 year old with your bare hands!

Anonymous says:

I thought dabbling in the autobot ways would be good for a chuckle. Boy was I wrong.

Anonymous says:

After that tangle with Optimus, I know I really need a super mode!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I hope you learned your lesson!
Cyclonus: Why, what did he do?
Thrust: I..I., I was hiding minicons from everyone else, whaaaa!!!!

Anonymous says:

I knew that I should have stayed on Seibertron!!!!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: Megatron yelled to me to avoid the blast by taking a nose dive. I just didn't know how close I was to the ground when.....

Anonymous says:

Demolisher: That's wat u get 4 stealing my dolls!

Shadow says:

Okay, Fine! I admit it! I never actually learned how to fly*sniff* but I'm still gonna try!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: Well, you see..its like this..I was trying to infiltrate autobot headquarters when a gang of revenous Autobots jumped be and beat me up and threw me in a dumpster..

WheelJack: Liar..you got your ass kicked by Wheelie!

Thrust: ::cries in sham

Scaleblade says:

Alright, so our first attempt to mummify him failed..

Jeremy says:

trust: *sigh* megatron's wife beat me up when i tried to rape her....
demolisher: what wife?
trust: sh*t...

Jeremy says:

trust: *sigh* megatron's wife beat me up when i tried to rape her....
demolisher: what wife?
trust: ----....

Firestorm says:

Okay, so I lost a bet! Happy now?!

Scattershot says:

G1 Thrust found out I took his name...

mario says:

Thrust: I got my butt kicked by Ninja Turtles.

Starscream79 says:

Thrust what in the blue hell happened to you? I was, well Megatron, playing with myself in fact and I kinda slipped on the oil I was.... well ya know.....dont ya guys?

Anonymous says:

Thrust now knows better then to mess with Alexis during 'That time of the month'

Anonymous says:

Well Trust me there aint such thing as Mind Over Matter!

Anonymous says:

I tried to fly into the Autobots Headquarters as the Taliban did with the Twin Towers, well the rest you know....

Anonymous says:

Those Hooligans are CRAZY!!!

Anonymous says:

This is what you get if you transform all wrong...

Anonymous says:

They used several meters of bandage, how am I supposed to transform in this way??

Anonymous says:

I had a disagreement with my cat.....

Anonymous says:

Damn!! Those Windows Are SOOOOOO Clean!!!

Anonymous says:

Damnit!! I accidently turned on auto-pilot but I forgot, I don't have any auto-pilot!!!

Anonymous says:

This post does not relate to the image above...

Anonymous says:

Since I had to get surgery on my arm I decided to get a cone enlargement too. Does it look bigger?

Anonymous says:

Thrust: Note to self, don't tick off the Maximal named Dinobot

Muse says:

Thrust now knows better than to mess with human females at certain times of the month.

Anonymous says:

yeah. Wheelie did this to me.

Anonymous says:

I think I need to see a shrink... this sleepwalking s#*t is killing me...

Anonymous says:

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Anonymous says:

I will never, NEVER call Gundams stupid again...

Anonymous says:

Note to self: the next time I bungee jump, USE THE FREAKIN' BUNGEE CORD!!!

Anonymous says:

Really Megatron, if only you had kept your men sober...

Anonymous says:

This is what happened when the other decepticons convinced Thrust while he was drunk that he was the minicon Drillbit

Anonymous says:

Wanting to show support for U.S. troops, Thrust accedently enter the No Fly Zone & was attack by tank drivers that are Gobot fans.

Anonymous says:

"First she broke my heart, then she broke my arm, then my head...hey! There's a country song in here somewhere!"

Anonymous says:

"It's no ordinary rabbit, IT"S A KILLER!!!

sideways says:

StarScream:ahhhhh its sudam Husain! no wait its just Thrust.
Thrust: who the hec did this to me when i was asleep!
Sciclonous: snikers
Thrust: sooo it was you!!
Sciclonous: but, but i couldnt resist,that is to laugh,it wasnt me.. lol!
Thrust: yes it

Anonymous says:

I swear im noty in the kkk

Bodycount says:

Lets just hope this whole Placebo remedy wears off before the next firefight.

Anonymous says:

I'm a robot for pete's sake, so what's with the bandages?

Anonymous says:

somebody wants to rape me, and i said NO! so they beat the circuit out me. even though they beat me they still rape me.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: So, what happened? Thrust: G1 Thrust caught me using his name ... oh, and he said G1 Megatron is looking for you.

Anonymous says:

I should have respected that fat kid's "authoritah"....

Anonymous says:

"man i am never going to an NSYNC concert EVER again...those fans are insane!"

Unknown says:

LOOK, IM OSAMA BIN LADEN!! LIKE MY COSTUME!!

Anonymous says:

Another reason why Armada can't hold the dashboard of G1.

Anonymous says:

you should see the other guy

jojo says:

the surgery went well but i dont know why i needed to switch my cone with my arm

Anonymous says:

So, what's up doc, can we rock?

Anonymous says:

I look ridiculous in these bandages!

Quintessa says:

"I was livin' in a van down by the River! ... Then someone turned it over."

Anonymous says:

Mojo Jojo smacked me round when I made fun of his hat.

matrix_primus says:

Thrust: That is the last time I tease fred with twinkies

Anonymous says:

Uhm... who taught this human how to repair Cybertronians!?

Anonymous says:

I don't know about this... you think this costume is good enough to get into the Coneheads' Convention?

PlasmaRadio says:

Thrust: "You mean I can just bandage up my toaster and it will be fixed too?"

Ironhide says:

The Mummy Returns...

overdrive says:

"WHY ME??!!!?"

Screamer says:

This needs a caption to be funny?

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

I shouldn't have told WIle E. Coyote that I'd catch him some lunch.

Anonymous says:

And it came to pass that Thrust was mummified, hoping for eternal life

Metroplex says:

Thrust: Heh heh.. would u believe slumber party? *grin*

Anonymous says:

I took a wrong turn over the T3 movie lot, and some big guy yelled "Hasta la Vista", and that's the last thing I remember, Megatron!

Anonymous says:

Why's that little duck keep yelling "aflac"??

ChibiProwl45 says:

Oh, my aching cone and arm!!! That punk ass kid Wheelie beat me up because I called a rhyming pussy

Anonymous says:

Thrust returns humiliated after having a coconut smashed over his head and then falling through a wall during an interview on "Pipes Pit"

TheRo-Man says:

Once again we see the long term effects of playing to rough with our Transformers as kids. And as usual, I will now have to buy more plastic polish, crazy glue, XActo blades and reprolabels. Damn I need a time machine to go back and warn myself "

Anonymous says:

Screamer:Aaaawwww...thwust fow down go boom!*snickers* Thrust:You wanna look like this Starscream,then keep it up!

Anonymous says:

thrust: I learned the hard way bumblebee has been working out.

Anonymous says:

Thrust: Optimus Prime caught me while I was watching Elita-1 taking off her torso plate. He beat the living hell out of me. Megatron: Wheeljack said Wheelie beat you up. Thrust: Darn. he's right. Wheelie beat me up.

Royal says:

Thrust: Why do I have bandages??? I'm a freaking ROBOT!

Royal says:

Thrust: Why do I have bandages???

Anonymous says:

Thrust learned the hard way that he just wasn't ready to ride a bike without training wheels.

Anonymous says:

If only I didn't slipped in the fembot shower room. (fixed)

Anonymous says:

If I only didn't slipped in the fembot shower.

Shermtron says:

Thrust:please someone tell the writer that were machines and we dont wear bandages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Thrust: I had a nosecone job alright?! Slimmer nosecones are in this fall.

magnaboss says:

The doctor said he would just snip the tip, but I guess he took too much.

Anonymous says:

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TOWELHEAD!?!?

Exulted Unicron says:

Megatron, I'm telling ya the truth, Wheelie really did beat me up!

ionacus says:

that is th last timei laugh at starscreams singing

Anonymous says:

Ha!

Thrust says:

alright who bandeged me while i was sleeping?

davewelttf says:

Thrust: Megatron, I can explain! I was trying to get my TV Guide back!
Megatron: That's no excuse for walking right on in while Nightbird was taking her oil shower!

Anonymous says:

I've had these on for three weeks and nothing! What do you mean by "You're a robot you idiot" ?

OGoldwings says:

Trust learned the hard way what happends when you keep a fat kid like Fred from his twinkies!

DARKAGEIS says:

megatron:-"you really should pay attention to those warning at the beginning of jackass"

Pokejedservo says:

Is it just me or does this seem awfully similar to those who actually DON'T think that Armada is a abomination?

jet convoy says:

Megatron: What happened?
Thrust: I was watching Rcee getting undressed and she had a baseball bat, well you get the story.

GrnMarvl13 says:

"Those stupid mini-cons TPed me."

Snake says:

now all i have to do is wait until the autobots get close enough

Firestorm says:

My arm? I...uh... hit a bird.

FortMax says:

Megatron: what do you mean you flew into "Iraqy air-space"

Anonymous says:

I'm telling you, Megatron. The Autobots broke my arm!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

My body!

Anonymous says:

I wish I was a Autobot.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Megatron didn't care if Thrust watched human movies, but he thought the tactician's obsession with "The Mummy" was becoming a bit creepy.

Firestorm says:

Well, I... um.... How was I to know that Megatron was in his room dancing in his underwear?

Windcharger says:

Ow...my Cone...my precious cone!

Anonymous says:

Thrust's latest attempt to make himself more hip for the current generation goes horribly wrong.

hannibal says:

Thrust proves that he doesn't know 'JACK.

Chee-toy says:

*sniff* Busted my cone..... *sniff*
dang Autobots...

Quintessa says:

"I narfled the Garflap and survived! Hail Coneheads!!"

Thrust says:

Man ... why did I agree to let them put me in this damn cartoon? I should have stayed an 80s retro icon instead of this crap.