The Ultimate Caption Contest
Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!
177 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
ksol71339 says:
STARSCREAM:. " Since I've INCIMATED Megatron, NOW, HIS REMAINS ARE LIQUIDIFIED! ".
ASTROTRAIN:. " WELL DONE, LORD STARSCREAM! ".
RAMJET:. " VICTORY IS OURS!!..CAN WE URINATE IN THIS POT, NOW?! ".
Decepticon Commander says:
You might be a red neck if you stand around a pot waving your arms.
Alphatron says:
Starscream: Hey, I think there's something in this caldren!
Astrotrian: Naw, that's just Shockwave.
Starscream: Ah.
Brakethrough says:
Ramjet: Finally! Airtime!
Astrotrain: Yeah! The recognition we deserve!
Starscream: Don't get too comfortable, kids these days have a very low memory span. You'll both be replaced by some shiny new gimmickbot before the week's out.
Emerarudo_chan says:
Starscream: OMG
Astrotrain: What?
Starscream: These a pancake on the ceiling!
Ramjet: PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE!
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
Starscream: At last the extermination of Megatron and the stupid writers he hired to make him look good.
Ramjet: Yes Starscream, you've finally done it. You were the leader, then the writers screwed it up by making Menasor appear from no where and
Com&Con01 says:
And that is the last of ALL the Beast Machines scripts, tapes and DVDs! Next up! RID, then Armada!
ALL CHANT: Armada! Armada!
DeltaOmega says:
Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble!
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake:
eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
for a
Kal-Seth says:
All rejoiced as the last copy of American idol and Survivor were destroyed thus freeing the universe
Nightshadow says:
Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ramjet: I think that was Megatron we killed.
Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ramjet: You morons i think that was megatron not Optimus prime!!
Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ra
Tiedye says:
Unable to beat the Autobots by useing brute force or cunning schemes the Decepticons resort to witchcraft, here we see them sacrificeing Megatron to please their new god.
Optimus Prime, Jr. says:
ASTROTRAIN: So the Emperor suspended you 'til you can get us reinforcements!
RAMJET: So what? You almost made it! Let's celebrate over this boiled Gruntabot!
Zu Darkness says:
StarScream: AR last suscess we manage to kill the most annoying autobut and destroy all the New espisodes of Transformers. Burn Whellie Burn
Others::Yeahhhhhh
Zeedust says:
Astrotrain: "Uh, Starscream? Why is the pope here?"
starscream: "That's Ramjet, you idiot!"
Ramjet: "What did you call me?!?!?"
Bruticus says:
Satan is vanquished, for we have burnt the unholy "Harry Potter" book!
Anonymous says:
Megatron:"Who farted?"
Astro Train: " I did.
Ramjet: "No, I did, okay?!"
Starscream: "Screw all of you, i freaking did it!"
Shadow Fox says:
Uh yuk..am I glad pa that cybertron released this new dungeons and dragons game..see how cool it looks, my level 27 mage just blasted your monk to ashes..yee haw!!!
Manchester Devil says:
*The Decepticons celebrated destroying all traces of St. Anger, including the Master Tapes and the producer, Bob Rock and even the band members.*
Astrotrain: This is for the dustbin drumming, a**holes!
Ramjet: Now I can buy "Ride The Lightning&
Anonymous says:
WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP?
Anonymous says:
Starscream: It worked, it worked, they said I couldn't do it, but it worked! I finally went in the toilet!
(All cheer.)
Astrotrain: Damn! Starscream, what did you eat!?
Anonymous says:
Starscream "Hey wasn't this how terminator died in part II?", Astrotrain "Yah he died hehehEHE!!@!!"
Anonymous says:
THE ROOF...THE ROOF...THE ROOF is on FIRE!! WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHER F*@KER BURN!!!!
Anonymous says:
fellow decepticons... i bring you my newest invention. i will call it..............water
Anonymous says:
ha ha mine went further than yours,"yeah well mines is still bigger"
Anonymous says:
(Decepticons listening to a Sheffield United match on their new radio)
Commentator: Brown shoot... HE SCORES!!! Decepticons: YAAYY!!! (Derrr der der song plays) Derrr, der, der, Derrr, der, der, Der, der, der, der, der, Derrr, der, der.
Anonymous says:
Ramjet: Thank god we got rid of Bob Skir. Beast Machines sure sucked ass.
K-nonFodder says:
Bubble Bubble toil and trouble!!! ( with no career in warfare these three decided to go into acting, i think they would do well as the three blind fates from greek mythology)
Anonymous says:
Astrotrain: YES! Our new lavalamp works! Starscream: Now lets get ready to PARRRTYYYYYY!!!!! Ramjet: What is it with you and that human singer?!
Anonymous says:
Um, excuse us waiter! There is an Autobot in our energon soup!! Get'em out now or be vaporized!!!
Zu Darkness says:
Starscream: Sucess at last we finally manage to capte every single Armanda espisode and melted them down
All: Yeah~!!!!!!
M says:
The next oddworld game is gonna have deifferent enemies but the same storyline. This time it's mudokon-soup.
M says:
Starcream: "Cool! I never knew Bill Gates would boil so fast." Megatron: "That's for buying Rare, you freaks!"
Anonymous says:
Screamer:"And if the acid doesn't kill Prime, the ungodly STINK of our underarms will!!Ahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!"
Laserbot says:
the Decepticons rejoice afer finally getting Blurr to shut up...bugl boil melt...
Jetfire Masta says:
Ramjet:help this potion is making me....me.... Starscream:give me a hug Astrotrain Astrotrain:no u disgusting bot......(gayly)ok.....hunny buns Ramjet:help we are gay cant fight it..... give me a hug guys All:yay we're gay! Megatron:how dare you
Skyfire the Artist says:
Can't decide between a grill and an incinerator? Split the difference!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Decepticons other mission on earth was to round up copies of Blackthorn Comics Transformers 3D and destroy them.Many years later their mission draws to a long close.However the Decepticons would find a emptiness would consume them.Soon they would find
Anonymous says:
Starscream: And with that, gentlemen, the last remaining film print of "Gigli" has been destroyed! REJOICE!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ramjet,"YEAH I win 5$ Goldbug does melt in under 2 minutes!"
Anonymous says:
everynight when shockwave recharges he has the same reoccurring nightmare
Zeedust says:
(Okay, building on Beast SImpson's joke, no hard feelings, 'k?) Megatron: You idiots! I said we would bid a fond adieu to the Autobots! FOND ADIEU! It means we're saying goodbye to them!" Astrotrain: "So w
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
When Megatron asked for volunteers to infiltrate Konami, it became rather obvious who among the Decepticon ranks were gamers...
Omega Supreme says:
Astrotrain: Rejoice Decepticons I am the mightiest god of all.
Starscream: I'm the supreme god.
Ramjet: Yeah screamer is the God!!
Ultra Magna Transfan says:
Drunk, the decepticons throw Soundwave into the magma pool as a prank, what they don't realize is they just killed him.
Zero BlitZ X says:
Astrotrain:Yes!She's ALIVE!!!!Ramjet:Yes the new Porn-Bot is my best Idea yet!Starscream:We'll have a screamin' time!
Zeedust says:
Starscream, Ramjet, and Astrotrain, upon being told that Seibertron.com has appointed them as "talent" scouts for the "Before Carly" section.
Anonymous says:
In Unison: "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form to MUM-RAH, THE EVERLIVING!"
Aernaroth says:
Blitzwing became a legend after his stunt on "Transformers Jackass", but sadly, was unable to enjoy his fame.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream,"From the depths comes are most evil creation ever I shall call it......an Armada writer!" Megatron,"Starscream you idiot this is gonna backfire on you.".....Years later after the 'Thundercracker&
PlasmaRadio says:
Exactly tweleve minutes before the Decepticons realize that was there last keg.
npk says:
The Decepticon Synchronized Swimming team goes through their routine one last time before getting into the pool.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: WE DID WE DESTORY ALL THE MINI CONS!! Ramjet: Is that Megatron? Starscream: Um.. Sh*t! Astrotrain: where in trouble. StarScream: Who wants Chines? Ramjet and Astrotrain: ME!!
apex says:
Soundwave: "Holographic briefing on autobot anihilation concluded Megatron" Megatron: "Excelent Soundwave you have done well, soon we shall enter a new era, the era of the Dcepticons!"
Decepticons altogther:"H
Alirion says:
"At last! Minutes of planning! Finally, my toes wiggle! We have created Ultimate Decepticon Fondue!"
Anonymous says:
Now that they have offered a sacrifice to the mighty Cybertron gods; Astrotrain, Ramjet and Starscream will demonstrate their native war dance. It is daid that these ceremonies will continue for several days, or until the participants run out of energy a
slizerpro says:
"For gods sake starscream you put our arms back on upside down!"
"Yes! Now rase both your arms if you think i should be leaded instead of megs? Wow it's unanimous! I am the new leader!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream,"Whats on the ceiling?" Astrotrain,"I think its a roach." Ramjet,"Who cares thats my Minicon were killin let me enjoy."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Finally the fate of Sparkplug reveiled the Decepticons deepfried him.Then ate him..............................Sounds aweful I know but look they do seem to be having a good time,and hey Sparkplug does taste pretty good with honey mustard sauce.
Starscream K'dash says:
Starscream: WE DID IT!!! We Killed the last surviving Go-bot and also the entire season 1 of Armada with it!
Ramjet: Yeah Mini-cons my shiny metal behind!
Astrotrain: My Daddy hits me!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
For years the Decepticons stayed loyal fans of the New York Jets,but finally after years of losses both by the N.Y.Jets and the Decepticons they snapped and tossed the N.Y.Jets into a big pool of multan lava.Ironically the Jets win/loss record was pretty
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"OH BOYS DINNERS READY IT'S CHEF BOYARDEE RAVIOLI!" Decepticons,"MMMMMM BEEFY!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Late at night the Decepticons liked to participate in the newest craze to hit the Transformers:Bobing for Minicons.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
A little known fact the Decepticons and Destro's family both worshipped the same eye octopus creature thus meaning their related.Weird huh?
Autobot bubbs says:
Strarscream: at last, through centuries of patient had work...my 3.5 billion proof energon moonshine has sufficiently fermented!
Now who wants a glass?
Incecticon clone: I do...Waaauuugh!!!(slips, falls in, melts)...
Ramjet: uhh...its yours, you try it
Anonymous says:
For the Transformers, employment opportunities were slow during the post-G2/pre-Beast years, but some just couldn't keep out of the public eye...like when Astrotrain, Ramjet and Starscream were picked up by the authorities during an Earth Day ral
KarentheUnicorn says:
You Might be a decepticon redneck if you invite your buddies to see what you just did in the waste disposal unit
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Magmar regretted getting drunk enough to tell three Decepticons he could take them with one hand tied behind his back... but nobody else did.
Anonymous says:
Wow, Astrotrain, you were right. Armada Megatron does melt in a vat of Mountain Dew Livewore!
davewelttf says:
Everybody:YEAHHHH!
Starscream: At last we've figured out the secret formula for american moonshine!
Astrotrain:OH SH*T! I dropped my rifle!
Ramjet: Don't worry it won't change the flavor much
Minicle says:
Starscream: Tee Hee Hee, this new curry batch will keep Megatron on the Ka-ze for weeks!
Ramjet: Ho ho ho!
Astrotrain: Whopee"
Minicle says:
Megatron: Waiters, theirs a Minicon disolving in my soup.
Astrotrain: Don't worry sir We'll save him!
Minicle says:
Desperate for money the cons start their own cooking/dancing television series
Minicle says:
Astrotrain: Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
ramjet: Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Starscream:Fillet of a fen...
Megatron:Just what in the universe are you three doing.
Starscream: Emmmm.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: "So long, Megatron. You'll make us some wonderful energon stew!"
Astrotrain and Ramjet: (singing) "Ding-dong, Megatron is dead..."
Anonymous says:
Starscream:"Japanese Sake for everyone!! Let's feast!!!!" Alltogether:"Yeeeeeaaaah!!!"
apex says:
Starscream: Amazing, he fell from all the way up there only to fall in this acid vat! Too bad Shockwave, at least you wont be missed. ha ha ha.
Anonymous says:
Everyone there is some bad brown acid going around. Repeat, the brown acid is bad.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Oh, Wheelie's just fallin' in the acid. LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
[Starscream] Victory--and the leadership of the Decepticons--shall be mine!!!
Anonymous says:
Starscream"ala Austin
powers": This is my sort of bag, baby!!
Everyone else: Shut-up!
Anonymous says:
Take a look in that pool of acid, Decpticons--that's Optimus Prime's remains!
Anonymous says:
Astrotrain, Ramjet--I've finally done something Megatron could never accomplish: destroying Optimus Prime!!! :)
Anonymous says:
There is much rejoiceing in the decepticon ranks as the Armada kids slowly burn in the acid vat.
Anonymous says:
"No, the last time I saw Rumble he was playing by the acid barrel...."
Anonymous says:
Joy to the World! Wheelie's dead! We barbecued his head. Don't worry about the body. We flushed it down the potty. And around and round it went . . .
TetraReris says:
Astrotrain: Look! I'm ready for that 'raise your hands if your sure' commercial.
Starscream: You aren't doing that right, let me show you how it's done.
Ramjet: Burn! Burn! Burn!
BoomBox says:
Starscream: "Hey Astrotrain... pass the eye want to see Wheelie melt."
Ramjet: "Wait, it's my turn first"
BoomBox says:
narrator:" Sir Robin and his men were eaten....and there was much rejoicing."
All:"Yah"
Anonymous says:
Starscream: The invisible acid worked like a charm.
Astrotrain: Shockwave didn't even notice until it was too late.
Anonymous says:
Decepticons try too revive the G1 toys using an old ritual based on an ancient methods:Melting all the Armada toys in the world!
Starscream:'Now they have too buy G1 toys!!!!'
All:'Hooray!'
Wheelie:'but what
Boost says:
(To the tune of 'Word Up' by Gun)
'Put your hands in the air like you don't care!
Melting armadillos at the Cybertron fair!'
gir says:
Starscream: "At last megatrons dead!" Everyone else: "Horrray!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Astrotrain,"Sink you bastard!" Ramjet,"Good going Starscream you finally made yourself useful." Starscream,"Well it was the whole "Thundercracker" incident.It just pushed me over the edge,and
Pokejedservo says:
The Decepticons are rejoicing over the news of the upcoming game their going to be in for the Sony Playstation 2. But WHY they are melting their PS2 in the process, well nobody knows...
Phoenix says:
the decepticons rejoice after recieving the new laval that Starscream had won from the fund raiser
Redstreak says:
The Decepticons celebrate the winning touchdown by melting the football.
Riptide says:
All: Y...M...C...A Astrotrain: Why again are we listening to the village people?
