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mechislander says:
Kup: Brian! I want Brian!
Springer: It's 'brains' Kup!
Kup Oh. I must have read the script wrong.
(adapted from Red vs Blue)
Roadshadow says:
Kup: Give me your braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssss, ya rotten punks.
Exulted Unicron says:
the lastest TF line from Hasbro, "Colour Your Own TF" didn't work as well as Hasbro planned
Marv says:
Springer: How can we be zombies? We're robots! We were never alive to begin with!
Kup: Stop getting technical and keep staggering forward...
Marv says:
It was a dark day indeed, when an earthquake damaged the Hasbro vaults and countless tormented, never-released prototypes escaped into the world...
Starbeam says:
Kup: "This reminds me of the time when all TransFormers were deactivated by a Quintesson plot. Or the time with the energy being Tornatron, successor of Unicron…"
Other zombies: "Isn't it bad enough that we're zombies?"
Dragonoth says:
Springer: "We've got better things to do tonight than die!"
Kup: "But I can't remember what they are!"
all: "Augghhhhh!"
Starbeam says:
It's not hard to knock them down; it's getting them to STAY down that's the trick. (quote from Springer, who is now in no shape to appreciate it.)
Dragonoth says:
I KNEW we shouldn't have let that necromancer cross over from Dungeons and Dragons!
Predagade says:
Leaving the audition for "Thriller"
Kup:I thought we made great dancers!
Springer:I'm taking this out on Ultra Magnus 'cos he took Arcee away to watch the filming of that video
doodoobrova says:
Scourge: "Man I am SO ripped. I mean I am friggin' lit up."
Kup:"Bwah! We've come for your Chronic!!!"
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Everyone: Must destroy Cybertron!
SFX:Watch beeping
Kup: Hey, lunchtime.
(Everyone leaves as the energon radiation fades
Starscream7 says:
After hearing Snowcat yodel one to many times, the Autobots were heard sceaming, "KILL, KILL!"
galvanostril says:
heyyyyyyy... scourge is there too! and he an autobot now!
zombie's eh? get me my cricket bat, we're going to the winchester to wait this one out!
galvanostril says:
rrrrreeeeeeepppppaaaaaiiiinnnttttuuuuussssssss... kkkkkiiiiittttttttbbbbaaaaaasssshhhhhhhuuuuuuussssssss...
galvanostril says:
ultra magnus (off shot) how did you get out of there!? I poured cement on your graves to make sure you don't escape
scourge: you made 1 fatal mistake, you left me my SPOON!
ultra magnus: NO!
scourge: that's right, the dirt was like a deliciou
Zeedust says:
Wreck-Gar: "Klatu Berata Nikuku."
*Zombies messily devour a few bots whose toys weren't being sold any more.*
Rodimus: "It's your own damn fault for acesssing the Datatracks of the Dead... Seriously, a computer disk made fro
Air Dawg says:
And you thought the Hate Plague and Comsic Rust were bad. This is worse.
Pokejedservo says:
Michael Jackson's "Thriller" the Cybertronian Version with an awfully similar skin condition...
shockwave_inoz says:
Simon: "And here come the next contestants for CYBERTRONIAN IDOL! Hm, looks like the competion is gonna be a little STIFF tonight!! HA!!!
Randy: "With jokes like THAT, you gonna BE one of them, sucka."
shockwave_inoz says:
"Okay, you scumbags aren't taking us seriously are you? We said absolutely NO MORE ARMARDA!!! You have 2 seconds to comply!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!"
devast8or says:
*After several days away from HMW, the addiction finally hits its highest levels*
"Must....play....HMW...."
Zeedust says:
Kup: "YOu know, this whole brain-eating zombie thing reminds me of the Stavromula Beta mission, when..."
Springer: "Fot the love of Primus... I thought dead men told no tales!"
Cyros says:
Spike: They're gonna eat our flesh!!!
Kup: Human flesh? Raw???
Springer: Oh heavens, no.
Cyclonus: How barbaric!
Scourge: What does he think we are, monsters?
*silent pause*
Scourge: Well, yeah, we ARE monsters, but we're not MONSTERS abou
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
AH HA! I knew listening to that 'Ketchup' song was gonna have negative effects!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Suprisingly Cybertron's Magenta Man Group becomes quite popular.
The Happy Locust says:
Following the lead of Galvatron General, we've got Kup General, Kup General, Scourge General...
Acelister says:
Kup: "What do you mean we're to be buried with our Master 'like Emperor Qin Shi Huang's terracotta Warriors'?!"
TheRoMan says:
The Groomsmen make a stunning entrance at Nobody Loves Wheelies Wedding...
Axei says:
Jazz: That's what happen when someone downloads Michael Jackson's music on Vector Sigma!
Spike: (while crossing his fingers) It-it wasn't me!
Kup: Hey! My nose fell of my face!
RazorBurn says:
Springer: You're SURE about this, old-timer?
Kup: For the last time.. YES! Impactor made this look all cool and noble, and the fans LOVED him for it!
Scourge: Impactor? But didn't he get kille-- OWWW!! Watch it CyCLOWNus!
Cyclonus: Is it MY f
shadex says:
after coming out of the new TF movie
take a guess weather it was good or bad
shadex says:
springer:alright who's been screwing with the cement mixer bumblebee i'm looking at you
Bloodlust says:
Springer: Guy's why are there 7 legs but only 3 of us?
Scourge: OMG! Prime's leg has come back to kill us all! Runaway runaway!
spaceduk says:
arcee: whats going on in this town
rodimus: I don't have a clue darlin! By the time I noticed something was wrong. The entire city was infested with zombies.
Acelister says:
Rodimus: "The first Halloween on Cybertron is going well, thanks to you Spike. I especially like the Zombot's. The red glowing eyes are a nice touch."
Spike: "Rodimus, I thought you made those..."
Zombots: "RARGHH!"
Acelister says:
On the Armada Cybertron, the Ghosts of Christmas Past were very strange indeed...
Acelister says:
It was Kups idea to sneak up on Rodimus, Springer's idea to freeze like statues if he turned around and Scourge's idea to sneak up on Kup.
Acelister says:
Scourge: "'Don't go up the chimney...' I said... 'There's a lot of soot up there!' I said..."
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Last Christmas, tragedy occurred when a group of Cybertronian parents and grandparents (pictured here) stormed the Wal-Mart containing the *very last* Binary Patch Doll.
Phasewing says:
Kup: Why is it that we're 'dead'?
Springer: don't know... maybe our CPU's fried... and we've turned gray like Prime did.
Scourge: NNNNRRRRGHHHH!!! RRRRMMMMNH!
Kup: Aw, shut up, you winged freak. We're Zombots.
_Max_ says:
Kup: "By the matrix, that was THE scariest film I've ever seen. I've turned white because of it!"
Acelister says:
When they auditioned for "Big extra's for The Mummy Returns: Again", this wasn't what they expected...
Road Turtle says:
Oh! This is the episode where Bill Gates downloaded Windows into Vector Sigma, with disasterous results...
Bruticus Buckeye says:
In this episode of "Gargoyles," Goliath and the gang must fight the animated statues of Cybertron's finest.
tfggerhk says:
the generation one tfs rose from the grave to find then kill all armada and energon writers and animators
OptimusPsychMajor says:
Scourge: OK, that's it! These Universe repaints have gotten out of hand!
Springer: Guys, my arms are stuck to my side...
Kup: Where's the paint thinner?
Acelister says:
After telling the group it was quick drying cement, Grimlock didn't want to shout "April Fools" anymore...
Acelister says:
Wheelie: "You said we get in the way everyday?"
Daniel: "Well now you play, OUR way..."
Kup: "I told you we shoulda killed them! Now Daniel's talking like Wheelie!"
Acelister says:
Rodimus: "Right, stay there guys, I'll just shoot you."
Springer: "You mean shoot us free, right?"
Rodimus: "I said what I mean..."
Normski says:
At the sound of police sirens blaring the Stonerbots make a hasty retreat from their afternoon session in Shockwave's basement
Minicle says:
All those transformers the mean father wouldn't buy his son for christmas, finelly come back to haunt him.
Bobimus Prime says:
"Ok guys remember the plan! We use these disguises to sneak up on barney, and then kick the CRAP out of him!!!"
Topnwe says:
Kup: alright everybody, now that we're covered in flour, let's go sneak up on Megatron and yell BOO! Then we'll go scare Daniel so bad he'll have to sleep in rubber pants for years to come!
Thanatos Prime says:
ALL: AHH! We're blind! These new eyes are crap!
Rodimus: if you weren't blind you'd know you're all lavender!
st92jmdc says:
AAAHHHH! Being forced to watch those two lame season premier Enterprise episodes drained ALL LIFE out of us. AAAHHH! What a waste of time! Even Hasbro has more creativity than that!
Brakethrough says:
This is camouflage?!
Well, we *are* going to the blueberry festival.
Brakethrough says:
Budget Cuts at the studio were hard on the transformers, especially when the colour teams were axed.
Kevinus Prime says:
"...because Larry King told us grape juice was good for us. Whaddaya mean, drink it?"
Kevinus Prime says:
"I told you not to chase Scourge into the Sherman-Williams warehouse, but did you listen? NOOOOOO...."
Mystery says:
Hot Rod: Uhhh... *looks at Daniel*
Daniel: Um, heh heh, oops?
Hot Rod: I don't even wanna know...
Bruticus Buckeye says:
You didn't say, "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto," when you took the Autobut Necronomicon of Leadership, didn't you!!!
Glaziertron says:
Damn!! I thought i was the only one at this party with this costume. >:(
Jetstreamx says:
Zombies: You disturbed our eternal sleep, now we about to get midieval on your ass!
thexfile says:
in the news today ; there was an explosion on sybertron. We have information that the explosion ocured at cybertron's main concrete plant. The fryk accidant happend whilste a new batch of reenforced energon concrete was prepared. Some say this new ba
thexfile says:
in his strugle to win the elections bush wil punish eaveryone that does not vote for him , he uses his eaval stare like medusa and wil turn eaveryone to stone that defies not voting for him....
Laserbot says:
Scourge: "When i get out of this RRGG!! Im going to kill RRGG those constructicons for pouring sement on us RRRR!!! those Dumb a*'s were only suposed to target the autobots arrrgg!!!"
Springer: "..."
Cup: "..."
ReinaHW says:
Capcom was running out of ideas for their Resident Evil games, so they decided to use Transformers instead. Resident Evil: The zombies just got bigger!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Transformers were less than happy after battling the ---- beast of Crapulon 3.
Springer,"Ohhh jeezz this smells never gonna go away."
Scourge,"I'll be powerwashing myself for vorns,and I bet I'll still never get that smell
Bobimus Prime says:
"Good job Timmy! mom will never noticed we replaced her Hummels we broke with these guys!"
Zeedust says:
Kup: "I told you this whole rising from the grave thing wouldn't work out..."
Springer: "But Prime made it look so *easy!*"
DeltaSeeker says:
Kup and Springer join the WWE as a new tagteam, accompanied by their personal trainers.
Acelister says:
Kup: "This flour... Where did you say you got it?"
Cyclonus: "Construction site..."
Scourge: "Why can't I move...?"
Springer: "Told you we shouldn't mix it with water, Kup..."
(Reference to OP Prime
Acelister says:
Sculptor: "See, covering them with cement is MUCH easier then carving them ourselves..."
MacrossFA19 says:
sex with a regular condom, blah.
Now here is sex with a durex condom!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Finally, a screenshot from the next Fatal Frame! I was beginning to worry Tecmo wouldn't make one.
DeltaOmega says:
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm.
richard says:
The directors of Armada and Energon knew that the G1 Transformers would roll in their graves, but they had never anticipated *this*...
Road Turtle says:
Daniel's nightmare. (from two pics ago)
Kup, "Annooyying whiiiny puuunk...smash Now!"
Springer, "Whiiiny! Whiiiny!"
Scourge, "Whiiiny Smash!"
lordsmiley says:
little boy: "Look, its the new transformer's grape KoolAide!"
all: "HEY!"
houndtw says:
return of the living dead pt4
Brains, brains, brains! Wait, we dont have brains . . . Energon, Energon, Energon!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
A picture of NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE'S wedding party after quite a few drinks.
Is this in honor of my wedding?
ShadowOfDeath says:
SOD: fear is in the eyes of the beholder soldier, dont let it be you!
BlackHawks: yes, Sir, it shall not be us, Sir! is shall be them, Sir!
Marv says:
Springer: We've been zombified! We're walking
corpses now!
Scrouge: Then Kup should feel little
difference!
Kup: Hey, I heard that!
Marv says:
No! Please! Don't repaint us *again*!!! We liked our old colour schemes just fine! Please!
Demona says:
there was an accident......... and everyone went into stasis lock. problem was....... they didn't stay that way. (resident evil ^^ ......... nevermind. -__-)
Jaw Crusher says:
And as the zombie Transformers drew nearer, Optimus cracked off a shot with his rifle!
Arcee: "Optimus, you killed Zombie Wheelie!"
Optimus: "...he was a zombie?"
JazZeke says:
The only Starbuck's on Cybertron has closed down. Needless to say, mornings just aren't the same.
Darth Bombshell says:
When there's no more room in the Inferno, the dead will walk the earth.
OP Prime says:
Rodimus(looking on): Guys, it's just flour, you know.
All(snapping out of Zombie trance:Damm, we couldn't even fool a matrix barer with our Halloween getups.
Kup: Hit the road Cyclonus, it was YOUR idea to dress up like cyber-zombies. And