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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster tries to tell Kup something
207 comments
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207 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“Kup, I got 2 tickets to Transformers One, let’s go!”

Sep 24, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Kup hurry, Taylor Swift’s new album is out!”

Apr 16, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Kup hurry, season 20 of the Bachelor is on!”

Apr 1, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Kup I got your nose! I got your nose!”

Mar 1, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Kup you forgot to put your pants on!”

Jun 18, 2023

trailbreaker says:

“Kup ! I can’t close my mouth !!”

Mar 9, 2022

trailbreaker says:

“You’re getting a $600 stimulus check !!”

Dec 31, 2020

trailbreaker says:

"Kup I just stuffed Daniel into a box and mailed him to Galvatron! Let's celebrate!"

Jul 27, 2017

paul053 says:

Hold it right there! Private party. No senior allowed.

May 12, 2016

Susha says:

B; omg omg I hope they cast me this time round
K ; mhh thish remindsh me of that time at dino-camp when Slag stuck a petrorabit...

Apr 17, 2016

trailbreaker says:

"BUUUUUUUUURP!"

Jan 19, 2015

Rainmaker says:

Blaster: KUP YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! THEY ARE PLANNING TO TURN ME INTO TWINCAST! I DON'T WANNA DIE, PLEASE HELP ME!
Kup: ...

Dec 29, 2014

dutnam says:

If you tell that story again, I swear I'm gonna strangle you with your own jumper cables, you senile old bastard.

Nov 7, 2006

dutnam says:

BOOOOOOOO! How's your Hiccups now?

Nov 7, 2006

DeltaSilver88 says:

Blaster: Kup, Soundwave is coming! Get outta here, I got a bomb inside my chest. Ya know, Eject leaps outta there and throws the bomb on Wave and his pals. Eject, eject! HEY! Where the hell... Oh no. *BOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Kup: Woah, now that was a bomb. Blas

Feb 27, 2006

Unknown says:

Blaster: Is the lemon still on my head?
Kup: It's not a lemon, it's your hat.
(PigMill confesses he's obsessed with hats.)

Feb 20, 2006

Zeedust says:

Blaster: "So the hadoken starts off something like this, and beyond that I'm kinda lost..."

Sep 12, 2005

Scatterlung says:

Blaster: d00d! 1 0wn3d 7h15 n00b w1d m4h sk1llz 0n d4 53ib3tr0n RPG f0r|_|m!!
Kup: d00d!

Sep 3, 2005

DestronMatrix says:

Blaster:"look out, shout OW!"

Kup:"whats the matter lad, you hurt"

Blaster:"man kup you really got to get with the times"

Kup:"I'm hip, get down yo"

Blaster:"your such a retardacon"

Aug 18, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Blaster: Kup! We're out of energon cookies! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Kup: Weirdo...

Jul 11, 2005

ALISTAIRE_562 says:

Blaster: Jigga who?

Kup: Jigga what?

Jun 19, 2005

Chromia says:

Blaster:I'm being followed by Wheelie and Blurr!!

Kup: Don't worry kid..I'm right behind ya.

Jun 11, 2005

Dclone Soundwave says:

Blaster:"Kup! Boy am I glad that I found you.There's something that I've gotta tell you.....Kup, I've always loved you."
Kup:"Why you sick little robo-perve!"

Jun 9, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Radio Announcer: "And now the news. Don't touch that dial!"

Kup: "My favorite!"

Blaster: "Don't push my buttons!"

Apr 26, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Blaster: You said how much coke was found on Prime?
Kup: About 4 pounds.
Blaster: Sh*t, that was mine. I put it in his pack for safe keeping.

Apr 4, 2005

Armbullet says:

Blaster:Guys! I found Optimus's stach

Atobots:YEY!!!

Apr 3, 2005

red_ensign says:

Blaster: You're sleepwalking, Kup, sleepwalking! It's one in the morning! Put the gun down, go back to bed, for the love of Primus, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!

Apr 2, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Question, why is Blaster trying to go Sumo?

Mar 29, 2005

Chromia says:

Blaster: Kup!! I just realized!! I'm old and outdated! *sobs* I have a tape player in me for Primus's sake! You have no idea.....

Kup: (I can't believe I'm hearing this.....)

Mar 27, 2005

magirus says:

kup! kup! quick I need a place to hide. sparkplug keeps trying to retrofit an 8track player on my .azz

Mar 23, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

blaster: prime is on a rampage because some one snorted all his coke. Run, run as fast as you can!!!

Mar 21, 2005

Mikemann says:

Blaster-Kup uou can't co in there!

Kup-Why not, Lad?

Blaster-Because, the paint in there is still drying and it will activate your alergys.

Kup-I'm a robot you moron, I don't have allergys! Duh!

Mar 20, 2005

Zeedust says:

Blaster: "For the last time, Kup, this sin't The Godfather, and putting an iPod in my bed is NOT gonna get me to do what you want!"

Mar 20, 2005

pyro_bot says:

kup was approaching Blaster with a karaoke tape and a microphone.

Mar 20, 2005

pyro_bot says:

blaster: kup we need you quick.
Kup: why?
Blaster: bumblebee was playing grimlock at connect 4 and forgot to let him win!
Kup: Dear Primus.

Mar 20, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"Kup run! There's a new caption contest right behind me!"

Mar 20, 2005

JazZeke says:

Blaster "Kup, for Primus's sake, KILL ME! My dial's stuck on Eminem & I can't turn myself off!"

Kup "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!"

Mar 20, 2005

Orion_Pax says:

Kup I just loaded my pants....
Let me through I need to go to the toilet.
You wanna know why ? huh huh....
"They" are going to cancel our show for a whole new season of that to cool to be true competitor for souls; Invader Zim.

Mar 20, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"Oh my god Kup I was painting this room orange,and I ran out."

Kup,"Yeah buddy that sounds like a real problem.Considering the Decepticons are attacking and all."

Mar 19, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Kup,"What is it lad?"

Blaster,"Uhm.......damn I forget.......I hate when that happens."

Mar 19, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Blaster: Run, Kup! Spike's coming!
Kup: I don't see the need to run, lad.
Blaster: Not Spike Witwicky! Spike Spiegel! He's got a bounty on our heads!!
Kup: This is just like that time on Junk Planet when...

Mar 19, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Kup's homecoming after appearing on "The Swan."

Mar 19, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Blaster: RUN AWAY! Ramhorn's on a rampage again!
Kup: That's the 3rd time this week.

Mar 19, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Blaster: HELP! The Decepticons are attacking again!
Kup: So We'll stop them like we always do.
Blaster: No! Don't go out there, Soundwave's playing Milli Vanilli nonstop!
Kup: Then we have to play a Pat Boone tape. At least HE can sing.

Mar 19, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"Kup, come quickly! I just put a lime in the coke, you nut....."

Mar 19, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Blaster goes "Kup Tipping."

Mar 19, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Blaster, "Kup! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you a Model-T!"

Kup, "So that was an accident, was it Lad? Just like how I'm accidently going to unspool Rewind and feed him to ya?!"

Mar 19, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Blaster:...no no! wait wait wait! I got it now! There weren't any for him to eat! HAHAH... wait, no that wasn't it...

Kup: *this is stupid, he needs to stop listening to Howard Stern, it's just not funny to us bots.*

Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster singing,"Sommmmmmmmmewhere over the rainbow,birds fly high.Birds fly over the rainbow why,oh why can't IIIIIIIII?"

Kup,"Oh Primus.Tracks has been play his Judy Garland tapes in you again hasn't he?"

Blaster,&quo

Mar 18, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Blaster: Yo, Im Mc Blaster and I got your back, Energon and Armada are totally whack. Break it down.

Kup: Aw yeah, G-money!! Hey, do the robot!

Mar 18, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Blaster: Jibidy joodah, jibidy joodahhhhhhh!!!
Splorkadork heehawwwww!!!

Mar 18, 2005

skyshadowprimus says:

Blaster:Every entrance to the city is wide open,&we can't shut them!
Bumblebee(off screen):Nothings working we can't even sound the security alarm
Kup: Try and pick off galvatron1st
(offscene)CUT...... Kup,5faces of darkness was shot last

Mar 18, 2005

Yodaman says:

Blaster- Kup wait! It's horrible!

Kup- What is it lad? Spit it out!

Blaster- Hasbro sent the Armada kids here!

Kup- Dear Primus...

Mar 18, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Blaster; OOOH KUP! ITS HORRIBLE! ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!
Kup: What is?
Blaster: Hmmmm you know what? I really can't remember...
kup...
*smacks Blaster upside the head*

Mar 18, 2005

God Meister says:

Blaster: TAKE ME OUT OF THIS CRYSTAL PRISSION!!!

Kup: No until you put down YOUR music...

Mar 18, 2005

God Meister says:

Blaster: O.N.L.Y C.A.S.S.E.T.T.E.S
How many times I have to tell'ya...
I'dont play DVDs!!!

Mar 18, 2005

Kit says:

blaster: autobot city is under attack!....again!

kup: i remember back in the day when we used to kill off entire casts like this, that was the day. kinda reminds me of the time 6 million years ago when we first landed on earth, even though i wasnt her

Mar 18, 2005

Kit says:

Schooo bwinjy

Mar 18, 2005

Kit says:

Aw hell no jibbajabba phoolz talkin chicken wang nigrah

Mar 18, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Kup! Daniel installed AOL on Teletran One!"

Mar 18, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup: "Blaster... I am your father..."
Blaster: "NOOOOOO!"

Mar 18, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup: "And thats how I found him."
(Off screen) Hot Rod: "Lets stick Energon Goodies up his nose!"
Kup: "I'm so glad you ain't Prime anymore..."

Mar 18, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup: "You know how... Every year at Christmas, I have to go away on 'buisness'... And Santa comes to see you..."

Mar 18, 2005

Viper 16 says:

Blaster: Kup, help me! This song is going through my head, its talking about a banana phone!
Kup: dude, don't touch me... wait a minute, you were into the energon weren't you!?
Blaster: I'm not guilty!

Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"Kup Optimus has gone mad he's killing people."

Kup smiles sinisterly,"We all go a little mad sometimes....."

Blaster,"Oh no..."

BANG!

Mar 18, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Blaster: Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, my hands are so big...
Kup: Lad, I told you about the hazards of alcohol abuse!

Mar 17, 2005

Silent says:

Blaster: Hey Kup...Woah. You really need to get plastic surgery, you old bastard.

Mar 17, 2005

ninjabot says:

Dude you won't believe what I just saw, Meagatron and Galavatron wer standing side by side!!!

Mar 17, 2005

Alphatron2k3 says:

Blaster: KB Toys was bought out!

Kup: Thats not important!! Why are standing that way?!

Blaster:?!?!?!?!,because it seemed important to stop you and tell you...

Kup: Well just because you hear it on the radio waves doesn't mean we always nee

Mar 17, 2005

Cumulus says:

Blaster: WHAT!?!
Kup: You heard me right... Arcee's pregnant.

Mar 17, 2005

BigDog Grim says:

Blaster: "You said it yourself 'she can't even do the merengue' !."

Kup: "Nobody Puts Arcee In The Corner !!".

Mar 17, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Blaster: Before you get past me, you must first answer these questions three. One...What is the corre..

Kup: Can I please hit you.

Mar 17, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Blaster: Stop, Hammer time!!!

Kup: You're retarded!

Mar 17, 2005

BigDog Grim says:

Blaster: "SO, What you're tellin' me is we're stationed in Metroplex's CROUCH !!

Ya know those Thundercats knew what they were doin' only havin' a top half on Cat's Lair, I'm tellin' Ya !".

Mar 17, 2005

BigDog Grim says:

Blaster: That Jazz hands 'Kaarrap' dont work anymore Old Man, so say some Busta's steppin up to ya fly girl ....

Mar 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!"
Kup: "I told you to stay away from Prime's Energon, lad!"

Mar 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "It wasn't me who pulled the Fire Alarm! I swear!"
Kup: "If not you, then who else?"
Blaster: "It was a Quintesson!"
Kup: "Thats a terrible excuse!"
*Off screen a Quintesson can be heard laughing*

Mar 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup: "I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!"
Blaster: "Its March!"
Kup: "... The road was busy."

Mar 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Kup! It wasn't how it looked, I swear! I just found the magazine and then someone came in and attacked me, posing me to make it look like I was..."
Kup: "I don't wanna hear your excuses! ...I just came back to get my

Mar 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Jamal's Autobot Busts is havin' a sale!"
Kup: "So?"
Blaster: "We can get cheap Optimus heads and freak everyone out!"
Kup: "Thats the stupidest... Get in."
*Kup transforms*

Mar 17, 2005

Toonami says:

Blaster: NO!!! stop!!! You can't make me.
Kup: Oh yes I can.
Blaster: But I don't like peas. *whimper*
Kup: Just get back in there and finish your dinner or else no ice cream for you.

Mar 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup was about to sing "I will always love you" at the Autobot Annual Karaoke. He had to be tackled.

Mar 17, 2005

proximus says:

Quick help! Stealjaw just got hit by a car!

Mar 17, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"HOLY CRAP I LOVED YOU ON HART TO HART!"

Kup,"What?"

Mar 17, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Blaster: Now, WAKE UP!
Kup: I knew you couldn't hypnotize...Cluck, Cluck, BAWK!

Mar 16, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Dino, No!!!

Mar 16, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"Look I have no idea what a Twincaster is,but I think I'm being replaced."

Kup,"Naaaa your just being paranoid."

Mar 16, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Blaster: Oh man, Prime's really gonna get the blues when heres this news. There no where to shop for more Chorostop!!

Kup: Moron, that was like some 20 years ago. Come back to the present!

Mar 16, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Blaster: Help! I keep hearin' voices and music when no one's around!
Kup:...you're a radio, dumbass.

Mar 16, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Round One of the Autobot Freeze Tag Tournament.

Mar 16, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Kup gets Blaster with the old "Banana Peel" gag.

Mar 16, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Blaster: You think YOU'RE old??? Dude, I've got a TAPE DECK on my chest.

Mar 16, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Kup gives Blaster some "how to be a senile old badass" lessons.

Mar 16, 2005

Byrerprime says:

Blaster: I think I won Seibertron.com's ultimate caption contest. When do you think I get my prize?

Kup: Lad, nobody wins that thing.

Blaster: Then why do we keep writing in?

Kup: We're all losers.

Mar 16, 2005

Byrerprime says:

Blaster: The next time you tape the history channel while I'm asleep Kup, I'm gonna tell Arcee it was you who stole her torso-covers.

Mar 16, 2005

JazZeke says:

Blaster "EVERYBODY RUN! KUP'S SLEEPWALKING AGAIN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT *THAT* MEANS!! THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE EVAC EXERCISES FOR, MECHS!!!"

Mar 16, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Cybertron's zombie outbreak never reached pandemic levels, thanks to Kup; he was the only Autobot who remembered to "shoot it in the head."

Mar 16, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Blaster: KUP! KUP! KUP! I DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD!!!
Kup: ALright, what did you do?
Blaster: I touched Arcee's Boobies!
*arcee comes up from behind with a HUGE Axe*
Kip: Hmmm that is bad...*Is now standing 20 feet away from Blaster*

Mar 16, 2005

Lexam says:

I like female robots as much as the next autobot, but i do not like a female robot with big hands!

Mar 16, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"I touched Arcee's chestplate.I'm never washing this hand."

Mar 16, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Blaster: SHINNING FINGER!!!!!
Kup: You've been watching too much of that G Godamn or whatever its called.

Mar 16, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

Blaster: "Are you sure the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?"

Mar 16, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Blaster after getting kicked off of American Idol

Mar 16, 2005

Ravage XK says:

Blaster: "BUNDLEEEEE!!!!"

Mar 16, 2005

trailbreaker says:

Blaster - "Grimzeek is back...AAAHHHH...ARRGH!"

Mar 16, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: We gotta get out of the Ark, Trypticons going to.....

Mar 16, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: I can't believe it, Eject and Rewind are actually gay.
Kup: I suspected it the whole time.
Blaster: Why?
Kup: Oh come on, the share the same space inside of you all day until you chose to let them out, what else are they going to do?

Mar 16, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Quarterback Sack!!!
Kup: I don't got the ball!!

Mar 16, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Oh no! Kremzeek is back!

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup: "What is it, boy? Ya got something to tell me? Daniel's trapped in the old well? And its on fire? And a bomb's in there with him? And the Decepticon's are trying to steal the bomb? And..."
*Blaster punches Kup*
Blaste

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Kup, you gotta help me!"
Kup: "What is it, lad? Tell me!"
Blaster: "I need a cup of sugar, a rock in the shape of a stone and a twig the size of my hand!"
Kup: "What for?"
Blaster: "Scavenger Hun

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Message incoming from the Big Giant Head..."
Kup: "Guys, come quick! He's doing it again!"

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "And... What if all we see and hear... Was an Earth TV show...?"
Kup: "Stop it lad, you're scarin' me with this philosophy..."

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "And then his HEAD CAME OFF!"
Kup: "Blaster... How many times do I have to tell you about Rock-em Sock-em Robots?"

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "I have a tape-deck WHERE?!"

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup went through Arcee's make-up closet again...

Mar 16, 2005

JazZeke says:

Kup "Don't worry, lad... I'm pretty sure it's not contagious."

Blaster "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!"

Mar 16, 2005

JazZeke says:

Kup "Blaster, lad... Is it bad?"

Blaster "Holy &%@$!!"

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

In this rare footage, we see Blaster and Kup about to share a warm embrace...

Mar 16, 2005

Acelister says:

When Kup went on a murderous killing spree, Blaster was the first to go.

Mar 16, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Blaster, "Oh my God! Kup! You gotta help me! Prime was on his charging bed in sleep mode and I took out his Matrix cause I wanted to look at it and I Droped It! It broke in half and all The Wisdom of the Ages came out and I can't put it back tog

Mar 16, 2005

DeltaOmega says:

yo, I know you just didn't talk about my mama dat way.

Mar 16, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Kup: Trust me, kid, I've NEVER met a bot that didn't believe.

Blaster: You take that back, old man!
Kup: Primus MUST be real, Blaster, and you've just got to believe!

Blaster: That's it, if you don't shut your output, I&#03

Mar 15, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Blaster, "Help!!! Hide Me!!! The Dinobots are singing Karaoke Tonight!!!"

Kup, "By Alpha Trion! They can't be that bad!"

Blaster, "No! I'm the Karaoke Machine!"

Mar 15, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hi this is Casey Kasem and we're counting them down,each and every week..."

Blaster,"Kup did you change my all metal station while I was sleeping?"

Kup,"***snicker***"

Blaster,"That's not funny,Kup fo

Mar 15, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Rick Dees and the weekly top 40....."

Blaster,"Did you change my all metal station while I was asleep?"

Kup,"***snicker***"

Mar 15, 2005

Omega Sentinel says:

KUP: I'm gonna go in there and tell those execs at Hasbro their G1 reissues suck and they are too expensive.

Blaster: NO! Don't do that! I'm next on the list to be reissued!

Mar 15, 2005

JazZeke says:

Kup: "Arcee & Hot Rod, eh? That reminds me of the time a dingbat from Moroccos 3-"

Blaster: "NO KUP! NOT THAT STORY!!"

Mar 15, 2005

Mikemann says:

Blaster-Duckies go quack quack, cows go moo, chickes go peep peep, how about you?!

Kup-What the Hell?!

Mar 15, 2005

Byrerprime says:

Blaster: Run! Hurry! Get out of the way. Jazz just told Grimlock he's adopted.

Mar 15, 2005

Byrerprime says:

Kup: Slow down lad, what size change thing are you talking about?

Blaster: They're not letting me in the movie because I get big when I transform.

Kup: We all do, lad.

Blaster: But I was the best part of the first movie.

Kup: Don't w

Mar 15, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Blaster: THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Kup: Whoa hold on there son, don't you mean "The Decpticons are coming"?
Blaster:Uh...right THE DECPTICONS ARE COMING! THE DECPTICONS ARE COMING! THE DECPTIC

Mar 15, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"Omega Supreme,just took a dump,you do NOT wanna go in there!"

Kup,"That stench reminds me of the time Springer,Arcee and I were looking for Daniel in Unicron's bowels..."

Mar 15, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Blaster: And uh, it was about yay big with huge eyes and...

Kup: *when will this guy shut up? I got bingo to go to*

Mar 15, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"OH NO MY FAVORITE ON AMERICAN IDOL GOT THE BOOT!!!!"

Mar 15, 2005

Zeedust says:

No batter how hard he tried, Blaster never did manage to master the Hadouken.

Mar 15, 2005

Vile MK III says:

Blaster:"Kup you got to see this..there's nude chicks out side,and I don't mean the chiken kind!"

Mar 15, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Blster: Urge to kill...RISING!

Mar 15, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"Let's get out of here! Blurr just ate the energon chili !!"

Mar 15, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"And Arcee said 'sure, you can touch them', so I did !!"

Mar 15, 2005

jboyler1 says:

I'm Batman.

Mar 15, 2005

Quek says:

Blaster : Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be spending some quality time with Rosy Palmer and her five sisters.

Mar 15, 2005

Sunstar says:

Kup: Pink. We'll paint the base Pink.

Blaster: ...!

Mar 15, 2005

Lorekeeper says:

Blaster: I swear, the Pirhanacon was *this* big.
Kup: That's nothin', why, when I was your age, ten times your age, Pirhanacons could take your arm off without blinking. Wait... let's never speak of this again.

Mar 15, 2005

belgarion says:

Blaster:Now when I say that I destroyed your oil machine I didn't mean that I destroyed it I meant 'made it unusable' for a while...

Mar 15, 2005

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Blaster: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Mar 15, 2005

Bruticus Buckeye says:

After hearing Kup's mind-numbing Ikyak story for the bazillionth time, Blaster screams, "Bah Weep Granna THIS!" and proceeds to kick his geriatric ally square in the nuts.

Mar 15, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"Holy crap Kup,I didn't mean to shoot you in the face.How many fingers am I holding up?"

Kup,"Uhmmmmm eight?"

Mar 15, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Look, Blaster, I've got a sense of humor - but if you're going to give someone moose antlers, you generally need to wait until they /turn their back to you./"

Mar 14, 2005

Towline says:

Blaster: Guess what Kup! In my "Transformers: Cybertron" mode. I can play CD's.
Kup: Big deal. My new "Transformers:Cybertron" mode's truck stereo can play MP3's and DVD's as well as download napster off the Intern

Mar 14, 2005

Mkall says:

Blaster: HEEEEYYY Macarena!!

Kup: That's so last decade.

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"HELP ME! My favorite Yanni tape is stuck!"

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Blaster: "I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat!"

Kup: "You're scaring me."

Mar 14, 2005

Ratbat says:

Kup! EARTHQUAKE!!! Let's get outta here!

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

In what was an awkward moment that was never mentioned, Kup surprises Blaster and Steeljaw...

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"KUP! Don't go in there! Ramhorn made a doodie!"

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"You put six beers in a convenient cardboard carrying case? BRILLIANT!"

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Sick of listening to 50 Cent for the last two hours, Kup walks up to Blaster and kicks him in the nuts and bolt!

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

With time running out, Kup has to make a decision....does he drive to the right, or take the three pointer for the win?

Mar 14, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"WHOA! Geez, Kup, you could use a really good moisturizer."

Mar 14, 2005

Godfather Bluto says:

Kup: Blaster if you start playin' that damn Eminem I'm going to fraggin' make you into an old time raido that only picks up classic.

Blaster: NOooooooooooo!

Rewind: Blaster! SHUT THE HELL UP!

Mar 14, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Blaster: I saw you with the new Autobot who transforms into an MP3 player. I'm gonna rip you apart, Kup!

Kup: This is just like that time on Blarghos IV when Ironhide and I...

Mar 14, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"Owwwwwwwwww Kup it burrrrrrrrrrns!"

Kup,"Calm down lad,a good washing should take care of that nasty case of scraplets you got going down south of da boarder."

Mar 14, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"WHERE'S THE PLUNGER? WHERE'S THE PLUNGER????!!!!!!"

Mar 14, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Blaster: YOU ATE THE LAST OREO????!?!?!? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Mar 14, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Blaster: BOO!!!

Kup: You almost gave me, a spark attack! I'm too old for that kind of stuff!

Mar 14, 2005

Heavy B says:

d*mn it blaster. im old and this is no time for charades,I HAVE TO PEE

Mar 14, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"OH MY GOD KUP THEY MADE ME AN ACTIONMASTER!!"

Kup,"Poor bastard have I told you my Targetmaster partner wandered off?"

Mar 14, 2005

Screambug says:

YOU PUSHED ME AND I'LL PUSH YOU!!!

Mar 14, 2005

Diablocon says:

Kup: And that, Blaster, is where human babies come from.
Blaster: Ewwww.... That's disgusting!

Mar 14, 2005

g2jazz says:

blaster: i remember that time on beta four....

kup: primus no... not a old war story again

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: You can't go in there!
Kup: Why not?
Blaster: Because Ultra Magnus organized a surprise party for you.
Kup: How many candles are on the cake?
Blaster: 2,509,867
Kup: Let me through, me and Magnus have some business to take care of

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster is trying out his new talent, "Mime".

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Kup: It's a duck, no, a chicken, no wait, a walrus, that's it, a walrus!
Eject: Kup really sucks at charades.

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Kup finally realizes what Blaster was talking about during the movie when he said, "Lookout and Shout!".

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Help me Kup!
Kup: What's the matter?
Blaster: I can't find my cassetes anywhere!
Rewind: Have you tried your chest!!!?

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Oh man, I think I drank some bad energon.
Kup: Don't you dare throw up on me!
Blaster: Too la....*bleh*

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Kup! There's a horrorcon behind you!
Kup: Oh no, you're not getting me with that one again.
Apeface: What one?

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: g-g-g-g-g-g-gg-g-gg-ggg-gg-g-ggg!
Kup: Come now, spit it out lad!
Blaster: g-gg-ghost!!!

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Don't move!
Kup: Why?
Blaster: Just be still, I see an insecticon on your forehead....

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: What happened to your face?! There's a whole chunk missing!
Kup: Damn it Hot Rod! I knew you left a piece out!

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Quick, find Ratchet! Arcee is in labor!
Kup: Uh, he died with Brawn a long time ago, remember?
Blaster: Brawn didn't die! I was just fighting alongside him on the planet with all the music!

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Kup: Now what was that joke you told Hot Rod about me?!
Blaster: It wasn't me!!! I swear!!!
Eject: It was him, I got him on tape
Blaster: Shut up you treacherous little son of a *****!

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Kup: What's wrong lad?
Blaster: Iiiiiineeeedoooooilllll
Kup: What?!

Mar 14, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Blaster: Oh my God! Look at the size of that pimple!

Kup: It's not that big, is it?

Mar 14, 2005

HookX5 says:

blaster: "Oh...my...god, you are sooooo not walkin' outta here with that outfit"

Mar 14, 2005

JazZeke says:

Blaster "Kup, if you ever wanna win Arcee's love, you gotta learn how ta dance. I'll teach ya."

Kup "What? No! I draw the line at dancing!"

Blaster "Dance with me, Kup! Dance with me!"

Mar 14, 2005

JazZeke says:

Blaster "Kup, th' Decepties are attacking! they've already killed 'Jack 'n' 'Charger! But I have good news!"

Kup "What is it, lad?"

Blaster "I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by s

Mar 14, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

Kup: Damn that Daniel kid! He left banana peels all over the floor...

Blaster: Look out Kup! I can't stop!

Mar 14, 2005

TFBuyer says:

"Just Blaster!"

Mar 14, 2005

TFBuyer says:

All good performances end with jazz hands.

Mar 14, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

Kup: Red light!

Mar 14, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Blaster: "Psst...I'm not wearing pants!"
Kup: "News flash, nimrod! Neither am I! (beneath his breath) Dumbass...need to lay off the Krimzeek Cola."

Mar 14, 2005

Sinister Mentor says:

Blaster: Kup, Kup! Da' shizznizzle Prime-man sends ordas ta' whack tha' Dacepta-creepz outta orbit wif da' Photon Cannon of ouaz!

Kup:...

Stay away from me, damned kids!

Mar 14, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "And on a dark night... You can still hear it sigh... BOO!"

Mar 14, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup just found out that Blaster is the one who poured cememnt on them 7 caption's ago.

Mar 14, 2005

Acelister says:

Kup just told Blaster about Eject and himself...

Mar 14, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Stop! Blaster time!"
*Blaster starts breakdancing*
*Kup gets his weapon out*

Mar 14, 2005

Acelister says:

Blaster: "You can't go in there, Kup! If you intereupt the human mating ritual, the male will maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
Kup: "I came from the future! If I don't stop them, a little brat named Daniel will be born and end

Mar 14, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Blaster, "Kup! I just met an Autobot who turns into an I-Pod! I'm obsolete, I don't even have a CD player! What do I Do!!!"

Kup, "This reminds me of the time when they started building trucks with tailgates; ever notice that I

Mar 14, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Blaster: No!! I swear it wasn't me who superglued you to the chair!! It was uh...uh...Cyclonus!! Yeah!! Cyclonus!! You believe me doncha Kup ol' buddy?

Kup: Yeah right...and I'm the queen of Cybertron...

Blaster: Really?

Kup: No!!

Mar 14, 2005

Ratbat says:

Kup! It seems Starscream is back from the dead--again!

Mar 14, 2005

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Kup: Heard it before
Blaster: No you don't understand
Kup: What don't I inderstrand?
Ejrct (inside Baster): Shall we stop him from digging a hole
Rewind: Nah this is funny

Mar 14, 2005

Ransom says:

Blaster: --and you see, that's why Hot Rod said "Yes" when Arcee asked him if he liked that repaint of herself; so Arcee went like *this* and shoved him into the next galaxy. So don't expect to see Hot Rod at the meeting.

Kup: ...zz

Mar 14, 2005

Ransom says:

Blaster: OhbyPrimusyouwouldn'tbelievewhatIhavetotellyou!

Kup: Al' right, Blurr, Halloween was over months ago!

Mar 14, 2005

Hitch says:

Blaster, "I have to tell you something...I"M THE COOKIE MONSTER!!! RAARARRARRA!!!!!

Mar 14, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"KUP,KUP! HELP! There's little Transformers living inside me!!!!!!"

Mar 14, 2005

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