The Ultimate Caption Contest

trailbreaker says:

The bootleg knock-offs never transform correctly !

Oct 21, 2016

#Sideways# says:

If the van be a rockin'

Don't come a knockin'

Jun 1, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

"I will NEVER mimic Sideswipe again!!!"

Nov 27, 2013

Godzillabot Primal says:

Things were never quite the same after that prom night

Jan 21, 2012

Crashcomet says:

IH: What the--HEY! Git out of here and git a room! My aft ain't a motel bed!

Dec 28, 2011

Angelbot says:

Ironhide: I can't wait to tell Chromia about this!

Aug 11, 2007

psycho_425 says:

Are you sure the're wrestling or doing it?

Mar 2, 2007

Zeedust says:

Blaster made the mistake of trying to break up a fight between Ravage and Steeljaw.

Not sure how Ironhide got involved, but it's probably got something to to with leaving his door open.

Jan 26, 2007

Judynator says:

Ironhide: Come on, kitty-baby! We to spoon!
Ravage: PURR!

May 5, 2006

Unknown says:

blaster:i am going to do something what sould have been done a long time ago i'm going to have u fixed
ironhide:ouch
ravage:nnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 3, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Ironhide: That's it, no pie carnival for you two! It's straight to the retirement home for community service!
Blaster and Ravage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 23, 2005

King Slick says:

Ironhide: Don't make me drive off a cliff.
Blaster: Ravage started it!
Ravage: I can't help it, Aerosmith's new stuff bites like yesterday's...
Blaster: Your one to talk Jessica Simpson fanboy.
Ironhide: Music critics...you can&#03

Feb 23, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Blaster:COME ON YOU STUPID CAT! WE ARE GOING TO THE VET WHEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Ravage: But I don't want to be declawed!
Ironhide: Too late for that!

Sep 30, 2004

Damolisher says:

Blaster: Naw G, get the hell outta me! I ain't yer new home! Now, I'ma give you three seconds before I knock yo' ass into the next century, as well as the two after it!

Jun 4, 2004

Magnus says:

Ironhide: Guys, knock it off quick, there's a cop coming.

Apr 22, 2004

Castle74 says:

You two stop that or I'll turn this van right around!

Apr 10, 2004

Zeedust says:

Blaster: "So you've been in the future, and no one remembers me in the Beast Wars era?"

Ravage: "Well, aside fron a certain eight-legged history buff..."

Blaster: "Well, if Blackarachnia remember

Jan 15, 2004

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Dammit, Ravage, we are taking you to get neutered, and THAT'S THAT!

Jan 6, 2004

Zeedust says:

Ravage: "Who do you think you're kididing, Blaster? I'm still aroung in Beast Wars, and you're dead, buried, and forgotten. I've seen the future, and there's a hotel built on top of your dead ass.&am

Nov 23, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Ironhide- That's right, no one will suspect I'm the infamous Red Van killer, ya we'll kidnap him Ravage then drive out and no one will suspect anything!!!

Nov 6, 2003

PredaKing says:

Slag it Ironhide, this not the kind of pussy I meant!

Sep 13, 2003

Zeedust says:

After the incident with the crocodile (which is another batch of captions in and of itself), the Animal Control division of the Autobots decides they won't deal with anything bigger than a housecat. It's still a complete fiasco.

Aug 1, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

Ironhide=Shagginwagon Booyah

Jul 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

JR: Blaster does an impressive belly to belly suplex to Ravage!!!
King: WOO HOO! PUPPIES!
Ironhide: Get outta me you two bozos! I ain't no WWE ring!

Jul 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blaster:"Prime! Help!"

Prime(offscreen)"Sorry Blaster..the sticker plainly says "Don't come a'knockin' if this van's a'rockin'"

Jul 4, 2003

TetraReris says:

Blaster: Oof! Ow! Bad kitty! Not nice to scratch up the upholstry.
Ironhide: Get out already, your ruining my shocks!

Jul 3, 2003

thexfile says:

Blaster : yes now how's a pretty baby , yes , yes , you are...(blaster gives ravage a belly button kisss) yes you like that don't you yes....

Ironhide : ( moning noises ) i'm getting sick

Jun 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Bad kitty! You just used Ironhide as your litter box!
Ironhide: Oh, so THAT'S the uncomfortable feelin' in mah parts...

Jun 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Why does that always happen when someones is in my car?

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blaster(avoiding flying claws from Ravage): "Can't travel the planet without a pet" you said!
Ironhide: Aw shuddup! Your music's no picnic either!

Jun 14, 2003

PhoenixPrime says:

If this van's a rocking...

Jun 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Scooby and Shaggy never had this problem in the back of the mystery machine.

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

"help! im being eaten by the back end of a van! help!"

May 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

he better not transform! ouch!

May 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ohh! Yesss! yes! ohhhh! yes!!!!!!!!

May 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

I didn't know cons where invited to the party.

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: (yelling back) And you're sure you didn't see him coming?
Blaster: No way man! I mean, one minute there was just this giant radio with Decepticon symbols all over it, and next minute I'm getting pounced by Ravage!

May 9, 2003

Bruticus says:

Ironhide: "Hey! You kids knock it off back there or I swear I'll pull over!"

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Ok, I got Ravage! Quick, shut the door! And don't say the V-E-T word!"

May 4, 2003

Hot Shot says:

yes oh yes harder harder yes oh yes

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Leakin' lubricants, when you see Ironhide a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Help.... ravage just sh*t in the van! Iron hide: just had the inside vacumed! Optimus... Help... The poo poo has me pinded!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Help.... ravage just ---- in the van! Iron hide: just had the inside vacumed! Optimus... Help... The poo poo has me pinded!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Oh Ravage... put your dong in my mouth. Ironhide: I guess you like beastyology wars!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide : Lubricant! Use the damn LUBRICANT!

Apr 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Whaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! That was a good one Ironhide, tell me more good ol' jokes.

Apr 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

So Robots have PETS too, I hope they won't wanna have HUMAN later...

Apr 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ahhh!
Looked that! He's playing with his doggy!

Apr 17, 2003

pawmaster says:

blaster: I din't know you had feelings about me in this way. ravage: well you do now.

Apr 15, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

As Blaster and Ravage pound each other to a pulp Ironhide finally desided to drive to a lake and drowned them both and making his own Fation "The fed up with taking orders faction"

Apr 14, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

As Blaster and Ravage pound each other to a pulp Ironhide finally desided to drive to a lake and drowned them both for leaving slighly whitish stains all over him

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

this van would be nicer and bigger if I didn't refused to be a mini-con!

Apr 13, 2003

zach says:

ive heard of kidnapping and dognapping but this is ridiculous

Apr 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blaster: .. And here we have the PROSTATE GLAND...

Apr 4, 2003

Strscrm3000 says:

Hey guys this isn't what I meant when I said get a room

Apr 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"We're living in a VAN down by the RIVER!!"

Apr 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

UPN's next location for Smackdown will be...inside Ironhide?!?! :)

Mar 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Look, if all the Decepticons could fit inside Astrotrain in the movie, then this WILL work!

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Blaster, how many times do I have to tell you - stop practicing to be a Rockette in my caboose!

Mar 27, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We are SO wasted!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

When they heard a Scooby Doo movie was in the works, Blaster, Ravage and Ironhide decided to try out for the roles of Shaggy, Scooby, and the Mystery Machine. Unfortunately, things didn't quite go as planned...

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

And here we have rare footage of the wild Cybertronian Red Van giving birth.

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

y'all stop crawling up my ass! wheres the desencey!

Mar 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

ironhide: get it on in optimus' base,not on my
ass!

Mar 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Oh come on, not in the car you two, stop making out!

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

blaster:would you mind getting of me.
ravage:sure.
blaster:hye i thought you couldn't talk minpaster.
ravage:opps,basted.

Mar 11, 2003

Chrono says:

..so this is doogy..style

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

i always wanted to feel you inside me...*blush*

Mar 8, 2003

MindWipe says:

we do not solicit any form of sexual conduct on the premises

Mar 7, 2003

Broadside says:

Here kitty kitty kitty!!!

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

dude c'mon guys optimus just cleaned out the back with the shop vac...okay thats enough get out! Save that crap for a statio wagon transformer

Mar 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ravage! BAD KITTY!

Mar 2, 2003

Unicron says:

Ironhide: Could you wrestle somewhere else besides in my ass?

Mar 2, 2003

tfpredaking says:

If this van's a-rockin', don't bother knockin'

Feb 19, 2003

Battle Angel says:

How come we have to bring him to the vet?

Feb 19, 2003

Galvatron says:

Ironhide: When this van's a rockin' don't come a-knockin!!

Feb 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

ravage for oce i'll have the chance to get into blaster...ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

[Ironhide] Get that Kitty our of my caboose...it is supposed to be me inside the Kitty.

Feb 11, 2003

ryo777 says:

Ravage: HEY!! This me "ON TOP" sh*t ain't working!! SWITCH!!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

As if being seen IN a minivan couldn't get ANY worse...

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Blaster: It's not the back seat of a Chevy, but it'll have to do...uh, no offense Ironhide!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Blaster:"Have your pet SPAYED or NEUTERED?!!"...SCREW YOU, BOB BARKER!!"

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

blaster:uhhh ironhide. i think your dating service is slightly flawed.

Jan 23, 2003

EDIMUS PRIME says:

IRONHIDE THINKING," IF I TRANSFORM NOW I'D KILL RAVAGE, BUT I'D KILL BLASTER TOO.DECISIONS,DECISIONS......AHH THE HELL WITH IT TRANSFORM!!!!!

Jan 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

(someone likely posted this one already....)
When Ironhides a rockin, don't come Knockin!

Jan 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: "Does this mean we're having a threesome?"

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: "I don't know what you two are doing in me, but you'd better clean up when you're finished."

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blaster: oh ravage not here. Ravage:hay whats the matter guy? blaster:what if soundwave sees us. ravage:don't wory about him he's busy with frenzy and besides if he dose come around ironhide i will tell us. ironhide: keep me out of your

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

I: Geez Blaster, how many times to I hafta tell ya to not transform inside of me!
B: But I thought he was--he was mine--argh! You gotta help me here!
I: Not until you get out of me!

Dec 29, 2002

BumbleBug says:

Blaster: I just went 3 rounds with Ravage! *FLASH BACK*

Ironhide: Innnnnnn the red corner we have the boom boxing Blaster! and in the bluuuuuue corner we have the con with furballs... RAAAAVVAAAGE! Ok I want a free clean fight!

Dec 28, 2002

raijinald says:

Blaster: RAPE!! RAPE!!!

Dec 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Settle down back there or I'm turning this war around and taking us back home to Cybertron.

Dec 22, 2002

Shadow says:

Ironhide: Hey! If you two don't sit down and shut up I'm going to turn myself around and go home, got it?

Dec 20, 2002

iron hide says:

IRONHIDE: if i'm a'rockin, don't come a'knokin

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blaster; Who's my little kitty cat, who's my little kitty cat?
Ravage: MEOW!
Blaster: OH yes you are!!! *kiss kiss kiss* I wuv you wittle kitty...
Ironhide: Sweet lord...

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

IRONHIDE: I should've been the TITANIC...get that Decepticon out of me!

Dec 13, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Ironhide: One of you will have to get out. Blaster: No way! Two can play!

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: If you think tackling Ravage is hard, wait 'til you play Double Dragon II.

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, you two! Get yerselves a room!

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide:"Hey, be careful back there! I just added the new shag carpeting! Damn those crazy kids...!"

Dec 9, 2002

mouse says:

Ironhide just "loves" backseat drivers...not really ^.^

Dec 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Listen up, boys n' babes! If Ironhide's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! 'Cuz I ain't showin' no pity to this Decepticreep kitty!

Dec 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

IronHide: HEY WOULD CUT IT OUT! I JUST GOT THE SUSPENSION REALIGNED!

Dec 7, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

"When Car Commercials go bad" TONIGHT ON FOX!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide:"Damnit kids, if you don't stop fighting, I'm going to turn myself right around and go home!"

Dec 6, 2002

davewelttf says:

As you can see Ravage and Blaster were trying out for the roles of Fred and Dino for the flintstones but it never caught on

Dec 6, 2002

Bobimus Prime says:

Ravage: Please save me from that botty boy Soundwave!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

B: oooo Ironhise, i didnt know you were so comfortable on the inside! I: Shut up and play with the kitty

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Look I'm a sexy boy! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

Dec 6, 2002

Bobimus Prime says:

Your on holiday minding your own business and then a panther jumps on you out of nowhere

Dec 6, 2002

Starscreamsghost says:

Blaster: Dammit, I hate it when Steeljaw's in heat.

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide's new motto: If this van's a rockin, don't come a knockin.

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide shows the Autobots Blaster's terrible crime... CAT JUGGLING!

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, that cologne Starscream gave me smells a lot like catnip...YAAARGHHH!

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Down, Dino down!

Dec 5, 2002

Skyfire says:

Jesus, how many Potato Ole containers are inside of Ironhide?

Dec 5, 2002

Big Grim says:

Blaster:" Ohh, I'll be walkin' like a panther tonight !!"

Dec 5, 2002

Big Grim says:

Blaster: "Woman, what's with the Dogs ,Woman ?!?".

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Ohhh ravage I've never done it in the back of a van before

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blaster:Okay, that's it.! No more Flinststone cartoons for you, Ravage!
Ironhide (to himself): This is the only way we will ever get Blaster to take a bath!!!!!!

Dec 5, 2002

Shadowman says:

Will you stop slashing my face for a Scooby-Snack? I didn't think so!

Dec 5, 2002

PredaKing says:

Ironhide: "Hey, Blaster. When I said I was going to get you into my backend this wasn't what I had in mind."
Ravage: "What the f*ck!?! I'm out of here."
Blaster: "Oh no you don't!

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

The mystery of Cybertronian reproduction solved.

Dec 5, 2002

Firestorm says:

Ironhide's undercover operation as a rental van takes an abrupt twist.

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

If you two stain the sheets, you gotta clean 'em!

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Trust me, Blaster, that is not a kitten.

Dec 5, 2002

TeleTran2005 says:

This is what happens when Transformers become sex deprived

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey!!! Keep it down, you two! I could overturn easily, y'know!

Dec 5, 2002

jedixtat says:

I bet this $#!& never happens to Rachet!

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

"I'm tellin' ya Blaster,I'm too f&micro;&copy;kin' small fer you ta be havin' yer Primus damned wrestlin' matches in ma frickin' trunk!!!" yelled Ironhide as

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

You can stop kicking now Blaster, we cleared the water a mile ago..

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Oh ravage! Yes! YESSS!!!

Hey Blaster, next time get a hotel room.

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Layn' the smackdown!

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide watches as Ravage fits into Blaster nicely......

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

don't come a-knockin' if you see this van a-rockin'...

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: When I said bring some pussy back, I didn't mean Ravage

Dec 5, 2002

Bodycount says:

Blaster: It's 2006, do you know where your new hi-fi system is!? OWWWWW!!!...What's that Ironhide? What, you died in the movie? That's right, but at least your body is useful for something...

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ironhide feels rustling in the back... Ironhide: AAAHHH! Blaster, you're f--cking the enemy Blaster: I can't help it man, Ravage is like, so sexy!!!!!!

Dec 5, 2002

astrotrain's first friend says:

Blaster: woha! easy Ravage! its my first time!

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

BLASTER: "Dammit, Ironhide...GERBILS! I said to use gerbils!!"

Dec 5, 2002

Grendrill says:

Blaster: OH YEAH...rape me like a pony...OH YEAH

Ironhide:...uh guys what r u doing back there?

Dec 5, 2002

Shockwave says:

Just one question: Did Blaster and Ravage shrink down to the size of the average human, or did Ironhide grow into one mountain-sized mini-van?

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Alright, I can understand how you could forget to fill up when we stopped at the gas station, but I'm telling you this looks A LOT stupider than me getting out and pushing!

Dec 5, 2002

Sledge says:

Blaster -- "Ironhide, don't transform or we'll be stuck in your butt!"

Dec 4, 2002

Shermtron says:

What your not lassie

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blaster (getting knocked down by Ravage): Oof! You HAD to tell him that we were going to see the carnival. Man, hope he doesn't pee on me on the way.

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

The new 2003 Chevy Ironhide -- Practical SUV on the outside, Wild WWE on the inside.