The Ultimate Caption Contest
Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

155 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Crashcomet says:
IH: What the--HEY! Git out of here and git a room! My aft ain't a motel bed!
Zeedust says:
Blaster made the mistake of trying to break up a fight between Ravage and Steeljaw.
Not sure how Ironhide got involved, but it's probably got something to to with leaving his door open.
Unknown says:
blaster:i am going to do something what sould have been done a long time ago i'm going to have u fixed
ironhide:ouch
ravage:nnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roadshadow says:
Ironhide: That's it, no pie carnival for you two! It's straight to the retirement home for community service!
Blaster and Ravage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Slick says:
Ironhide: Don't make me drive off a cliff.
Blaster: Ravage started it!
Ravage: I can't help it, Aerosmith's new stuff bites like yesterday's...
Blaster: Your one to talk Jessica Simpson fanboy.
Ironhide: Music critics...you can
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Blaster:COME ON YOU STUPID CAT! WE ARE GOING TO THE VET WHEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Ravage: But I don't want to be declawed!
Ironhide: Too late for that!
Damolisher says:
Blaster: Naw G, get the hell outta me! I ain't yer new home! Now, I'ma give you three seconds before I knock yo' ass into the next century, as well as the two after it!
Zeedust says:
Blaster: "So you've been in the future, and no one remembers me in the Beast Wars era?"
Ravage: "Well, aside fron a certain eight-legged history buff..."
Blaster: "Well, if Blackarachnia remember
Anonymous says:
Blaster: Dammit, Ravage, we are taking you to get neutered, and THAT'S THAT!
Zeedust says:
Ravage: "Who do you think you're kididing, Blaster? I'm still aroung in Beast Wars, and you're dead, buried, and forgotten. I've seen the future, and there's a hotel built on top of your dead ass.&am
Shadow Fox says:
Ironhide- That's right, no one will suspect I'm the infamous Red Van killer, ya we'll kidnap him Ravage then drive out and no one will suspect anything!!!
Zeedust says:
After the incident with the crocodile (which is another batch of captions in and of itself), the Animal Control division of the Autobots decides they won't deal with anything bigger than a housecat. It's still a complete fiasco.
Anonymous says:
JR: Blaster does an impressive belly to belly suplex to Ravage!!!
King: WOO HOO! PUPPIES!
Ironhide: Get outta me you two bozos! I ain't no WWE ring!
Anonymous says:
Blaster:"Prime! Help!"
Prime(offscreen)"Sorry Blaster..the sticker plainly says "Don't come a'knockin' if this van's a'rockin'"
TetraReris says:
Blaster: Oof! Ow! Bad kitty! Not nice to scratch up the upholstry.
Ironhide: Get out already, your ruining my shocks!
thexfile says:
Blaster : yes now how's a pretty baby , yes , yes , you are...(blaster gives ravage a belly button kisss) yes you like that don't you yes....
Ironhide : ( moning noises ) i'm getting sick
Anonymous says:
Blaster: Bad kitty! You just used Ironhide as your litter box!
Ironhide: Oh, so THAT'S the uncomfortable feelin' in mah parts...
Anonymous says:
Blaster(avoiding flying claws from Ravage): "Can't travel the planet without a pet" you said!
Ironhide: Aw shuddup! Your music's no picnic either!
Anonymous says:
Scooby and Shaggy never had this problem in the back of the mystery machine.
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: (yelling back) And you're sure you didn't see him coming?
Blaster: No way man! I mean, one minute there was just this giant radio with Decepticon symbols all over it, and next minute I'm getting pounced by Ravage!
Bruticus says:
Ironhide: "Hey! You kids knock it off back there or I swear I'll pull over!"
Anonymous says:
"Ok, I got Ravage! Quick, shut the door! And don't say the V-E-T word!"
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: Leakin' lubricants, when you see Ironhide a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
Anonymous says:
Blaster: Help.... ravage just sh*t in the van! Iron hide: just had the inside vacumed! Optimus... Help... The poo poo has me pinded!
Anonymous says:
Blaster: Help.... ravage just ---- in the van! Iron hide: just had the inside vacumed! Optimus... Help... The poo poo has me pinded!
Anonymous says:
Blaster: Oh Ravage... put your dong in my mouth. Ironhide: I guess you like beastyology wars!
Anonymous says:
Whaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! That was a good one Ironhide, tell me more good ol' jokes.
Anonymous says:
So Robots have PETS too, I hope they won't wanna have HUMAN later...
pawmaster says:
blaster: I din't know you had feelings about me in this way. ravage: well you do now.
Zu Darkness says:
As Blaster and Ravage pound each other to a pulp Ironhide finally desided to drive to a lake and drowned them both and making his own Fation "The fed up with taking orders faction"
Zu Darkness says:
As Blaster and Ravage pound each other to a pulp Ironhide finally desided to drive to a lake and drowned them both for leaving slighly whitish stains all over him
Anonymous says:
this van would be nicer and bigger if I didn't refused to be a mini-con!
Anonymous says:
UPN's next location for Smackdown will be...inside Ironhide?!?! :)
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: Look, if all the Decepticons could fit inside Astrotrain in the movie, then this WILL work!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: Blaster, how many times do I have to tell you - stop practicing to be a Rockette in my caboose!
Anonymous says:
When they heard a Scooby Doo movie was in the works, Blaster, Ravage and Ironhide decided to try out for the roles of Shaggy, Scooby, and the Mystery Machine. Unfortunately, things didn't quite go as planned...
Anonymous says:
And here we have rare footage of the wild Cybertronian Red Van giving birth.
Anonymous says:
blaster:would you mind getting of me.
ravage:sure.
blaster:hye i thought you couldn't talk minpaster.
ravage:opps,basted.
Anonymous says:
dude c'mon guys optimus just cleaned out the back with the shop vac...okay thats enough get out! Save that crap for a statio wagon transformer
Galvatron says:
Ironhide: When this van's a rockin' don't come a-knockin!!
Anonymous says:
ravage for oce i'll have the chance to get into blaster...ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
Anonymous says:
[Ironhide] Get that Kitty our of my caboose...it is supposed to be me inside the Kitty.
ryo777 says:
Ravage: HEY!! This me "ON TOP" sh*t ain't working!! SWITCH!!
ryo777 says:
Blaster: It's not the back seat of a Chevy, but it'll have to do...uh, no offense Ironhide!
ryo777 says:
Blaster:"Have your pet SPAYED or NEUTERED?!!"...SCREW YOU, BOB BARKER!!"
EDIMUS PRIME says:
IRONHIDE THINKING," IF I TRANSFORM NOW I'D KILL RAVAGE, BUT I'D KILL BLASTER TOO.DECISIONS,DECISIONS......AHH THE HELL WITH IT TRANSFORM!!!!!
Anonymous says:
(someone likely posted this one already....)
When Ironhides a rockin, don't come Knockin!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: "I don't know what you two are doing in me, but you'd better clean up when you're finished."
Anonymous says:
Blaster: oh ravage not here. Ravage:hay whats the matter guy? blaster:what if soundwave sees us. ravage:don't wory about him he's busy with frenzy and besides if he dose come around ironhide i will tell us. ironhide: keep me out of your
Anonymous says:
I: Geez Blaster, how many times to I hafta tell ya to not transform inside of me!
B: But I thought he was--he was mine--argh! You gotta help me here!
I: Not until you get out of me!
BumbleBug says:
Blaster: I just went 3 rounds with Ravage! *FLASH BACK*
Ironhide: Innnnnnn the red corner we have the boom boxing Blaster! and in the bluuuuuue corner we have the con with furballs... RAAAAVVAAAGE! Ok I want a free clean fight!
Anonymous says:
Settle down back there or I'm turning this war around and taking us back home to Cybertron.
Shadow says:
Ironhide: Hey! If you two don't sit down and shut up I'm going to turn myself around and go home, got it?
Anonymous says:
Blaster; Who's my little kitty cat, who's my little kitty cat?
Ravage: MEOW!
Blaster: OH yes you are!!! *kiss kiss kiss* I wuv you wittle kitty...
Ironhide: Sweet lord...
Anonymous says:
IRONHIDE: I should've been the TITANIC...get that Decepticon out of me!
Dynamus Prime says:
Ironhide: One of you will have to get out. Blaster: No way! Two can play!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: If you think tackling Ravage is hard, wait 'til you play Double Dragon II.
Anonymous says:
Ironhide:"Hey, be careful back there! I just added the new shag carpeting! Damn those crazy kids...!"
Anonymous says:
Blaster: Listen up, boys n' babes! If Ironhide's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! 'Cuz I ain't showin' no pity to this Decepticreep kitty!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide:"Damnit kids, if you don't stop fighting, I'm going to turn myself right around and go home!"
davewelttf says:
As you can see Ravage and Blaster were trying out for the roles of Fred and Dino for the flintstones but it never caught on
Anonymous says:
B: oooo Ironhise, i didnt know you were so comfortable on the inside! I: Shut up and play with the kitty
Bobimus Prime says:
Your on holiday minding your own business and then a panther jumps on you out of nowhere
Anonymous says:
Ironhide's new motto: If this van's a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Anonymous says:
Ironhide shows the Autobots Blaster's terrible crime... CAT JUGGLING!
Anonymous says:
Hey, that cologne Starscream gave me smells a lot like catnip...YAAARGHHH!
Big Grim says:
Blaster:" Ohh, I'll be walkin' like a panther tonight !!"
Anonymous says:
Blaster: Ohhh ravage I've never done it in the back of a van before
Anonymous says:
Blaster:Okay, that's it.! No more Flinststone cartoons for you, Ravage!
Ironhide (to himself): This is the only way we will ever get Blaster to take a bath!!!!!!
Shadowman says:
Will you stop slashing my face for a Scooby-Snack? I didn't think so!
PredaKing says:
Ironhide: "Hey, Blaster. When I said I was going to get you into my backend this wasn't what I had in mind."
Ravage: "What the f*ck!?! I'm out of here."
Blaster: "Oh no you don't!
Firestorm says:
Ironhide's undercover operation as a rental van takes an abrupt twist.
Anonymous says:
"I'm tellin' ya Blaster,I'm too fµ©kin' small fer you ta be havin' yer Primus damned wrestlin' matches in ma frickin' trunk!!!" yelled Ironhide as
Bodycount says:
Blaster: It's 2006, do you know where your new hi-fi system is!? OWWWWW!!!...What's that Ironhide? What, you died in the movie? That's right, but at least your body is useful for something...
Anonymous says:
Ironhide feels rustling in the back... Ironhide: AAAHHH! Blaster, you're f--cking the enemy Blaster: I can't help it man, Ravage is like, so sexy!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
BLASTER: "Dammit, Ironhide...GERBILS! I said to use gerbils!!"
Grendrill says:
Blaster: OH YEAH...rape me like a pony...OH YEAH
Ironhide:...uh guys what r u doing back there?
Shockwave says:
Just one question: Did Blaster and Ravage shrink down to the size of the average human, or did Ironhide grow into one mountain-sized mini-van?
Anonymous says:
Alright, I can understand how you could forget to fill up when we stopped at the gas station, but I'm telling you this looks A LOT stupider than me getting out and pushing!
Sledge says:
Blaster -- "Ironhide, don't transform or we'll be stuck in your butt!"
Anonymous says:
Blaster (getting knocked down by Ravage): Oof! You HAD to tell him that we were going to see the carnival. Man, hope he doesn't pee on me on the way.
Anonymous says:
The new 2003 Chevy Ironhide -- Practical SUV on the outside, Wild WWE on the inside.
Anonymous says:
When Barry white's music hits the radiowaves you know that love is in the air.
The Matrix says:
"Keep it down back there!" - Ironhide "He started it!" - Blaster
Firestorm says:
"....WHERE I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" (Chris Farley reference. If you don't get it, it's OK.)
Slappyfrog says:
It was only when Ironhide transformed later when he realized just what Ravage's "surprise" was.
Slappyfrog says:
Ravage never could sit still in the car, but Blaster still had to find out the hard way.
Professor Smooth says:
As the Autobot's 'Shaggin' Waggon' Ironhide had the job of driving young lovers up to 'Makeout Point'.