Captions by astrotrain's first friend

Blaster: woha! easy Ravage! its my first time!

one word: creepy

*Tracks looks in mirror*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! get it off! get it off!

Tracks had bad taste in style.

Poor, poor Starscream

Computron: Get off me you rapist bruticus! and get your bloody finger out of my mouth!

Hotshot: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jolt is blown away*

Starscream: err, why are we whering these things anywayz?
Mges: Cause im dumb and your dumber

Galvatron: I am the greatest and best transformer!
Soundwave: More like a tribute.
Galvatron: WHAT???!!!!!

Even more proof of how GAY armada is!

Thundercracker: He lookes more like a yellow cat than a bee

*hotrod about to be shot by Dirge when Blaster pushes him out of the way* Blaster: dude you should watch your back more often! Hotrod: Blaster thanks but could you get off me?!

Ratchet: Um, skyfire? Skyfire: yes? Ratchet: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU ATE OTHER TRANSFORMERS?!!! c'mon out Wheelie, Gears, Starscream, wheeljack...

Cerebros: Okay optimus i knew you loved etria 1 (s?) but did you have to f**k her in front of me?! (refering to pic on other page) Optimus: oh come on dont be a baby Cerebros: speak for yourself! #starts to cry as optimus blasts him*

Starscream: What are you doing to me?! Cyclonus: i'm gonna rip your wings of muahahahahahahahahaha! Starscream: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY OVERLAGED PURPLE BUNNY!

Cliffjumper: Oh man that was just too much oh... Mirage: Dude what happened to you? Cliffjumper: i saw cosmos in the cleaning unit! Mirage: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! oh dude now i'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!!!

Computron:Oh i gonna put you in this lovely dress my little dollie! (holds up a VERY frilly pink dress)
Galvatron:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Starscream: Man oh man, Arcee's so goooooood! (Ravage walkes up to Starscream) You slept with the enermy?! Megatron's gonna hear about this! (runs off)
starscream: No wait! (arcee enters room and jumps on starscream) Want onother round?

In homer simson voice: Cant say no 'CRUNCH! CRUNCH!' oh you cant say no!

Radio blares: Alright everybody now here we go! it's the brand new version of Dirge and Thrust, just stomp your feet and clap your hands c'mon everybody its the transformers dance! bounce in time to the beat hey! you do have to move your