The Ultimate Caption Contest
Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee
221 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Heckfire says:
KUP: "This reminds me of that long shore leave I took back on Lacazha-4..."
ARCEE: "I'm right here and he wants BLURR..?"
Autobot bubbs says:
".... now this REALLY reminds me of the unida slave mines on Golgona 7..."
seminole1 says:
Kup: Hey, kid I'm flattered, but isn't your head supposed to be between Arcee's legs.
Roadshadow says:
Blurr: Youknowforanoldbotyouhaveverylittle..."pride,"winkwink
Kup: Get your face outta my dick....
Arcee:...Good thing you didn't say-
Kup: Ya rotten punk!
Arcee: Dammit, I thought you always say that to Hot Rod.
Kup: Nope, I say
gauthic_angel7680 says:
Blurr: um you taste better than Arcee.
Kup: You know it baby.
Arcee: Damn, i always lose.
DarkDranzer says:
Kup: Blurr I don't know what's goin' through that sick an' demented mind o' yours kid but GET YOUR NOGGIN OUTTA THERE YA SICK FREAK!!!
Blurr: OohlooklookIthinkIcanseelotsofbluesandgreysandwhatthehellisthatthingstickingoutbellow
bluemoon says:
kup-no teeth
blurr-*chomp!*
Kup-i said no teeth ya stupid f@ck!
arcee-quit whinin it was useless anyway
kup-scr@ew you B*tch!!
Zeedust says:
Optimus (offscreen): "And THIS is why I said no football in the house! Someone's gonna get HURT!"
Zeedust says:
Blurr: "I was right, Arcee! That IS why they call him Kup! That's twelve energon chips for winning the bet, and anohter for being the one who checked."
Arcee: "But..."
Blurr: "And fix your bra, you
Anonymous says:
Rodimus: I had a hidden surveilance camera put in the breakroom because I thought Kup, Blurr, and Arcee were goofing off, not JERKING off!!!
Constructicons says:
Bluur: Ican'tfinditArceehandmeamagnifyingglasstoseeit
Arcee: im looking *doesnt look around and jsut sits their* Hey kup ur sitting on my hand
Kup: *Sitting back adn relaxing not giving a damn about Arcee and Blurr*
Anonymous says:
Kup: awww, oh, yeaaaahhh! so what do you guys think about it? Arcee: its short but real thick, just like brawns! I wish it was like you know who... they dont call him Rodimus for nothing... so long... so thick... me love him long time!!!! Kup: blurr?
Anonymous says:
Bluur: gulp, slurp, suck, GAG! CAUGHHH!!!
Kup: jezz blurr your going to fast there is no way i will last 5 min. with you doing it... remember i am old! Let arcee try... you two got to share it! By the way you drewled all over it when you took all in
Anonymous says:
Kup: I knew I should have oiled it before this happened
Arcee: Why?
Kup: So I could get him off quikly
halljh says:
And now we will get a demonstration of the invlatable Blur. Notice the lifelike lips.
M says:
Arcee: "Why are we so badly drawn?" Kup: "I dunno. Why is Blurr sucking my..."
Anonymous says:
Kup: See Arcee? Why can't you be as enthusiastic about is as this little guy here? Arcee: Oh go to hell, I'm not that kind of girl. Besides, Rodimus Prime's compensating for something anyway...
Anonymous says:
Arcee: Oh god, I've got a hangover... what the hell happened?
Kup: Well I don't know, but maybe this has something to do with it?
Blurr: *slurp... gulp*
Bruticus says:
Blurr: "I thought you were supposed to reciprocate!"
Kup: "Empty!"
Shadow Fox says:
Kup- Damn blurr, when I said could i get a BJ, I was talking to Arcee, not you!!!!!
Anonymous says:
KUP: "Well, college is the time to experiment!"
ARCEE: "You better not post these pictures!"
BLURR: "MmmPH!"
Slartibartfast says:
it finally dawned on arcee exactly why she was the only female transformer
Anonymous says:
(Kup): "See that lad? You should learn to appreciate my 'experience' from now on!" (Arcee): "And another thing, they're real, and their SPECTACULAR!"
Anonymous says:
blurr you punk, get off my you know what! arcee will think we`re puffs!
Zeedust says:
Blurr: "Faster faster you say always faster with you isn't it? You want faster I'll give you faster because if there's one thing I know about it's fast so hang onto anything or anyone you can grab ahold of!&
Anonymous says:
BLUR: Wait a second....what does that say...MADE-IN-TAIWAN..
KUP: DAMMIT! At least I got DIE-CAST METAL parts.
Anonymous says:
look blurr, I know you're fast, but Rc takes forever to get the ol lube flowin!
Anonymous says:
Arcee: *cough* I'm over HERE Blur. Kup: Now hold on Arcee.. he's looking for that small cube of energon he dropped.. *Chuckle evilly*
omega icecream says:
guys,ive been reading some of these captions and alot of these are inapropiate.so keep these APPROPRIATE!
omega icecream says:
blurr;AAAA!OOMPH!....KUP;WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING YOU $$$$$!blurr; did you even say anything!!!arcee;will you shut up!
Anonymous says:
Kup: "Who’s your daddy bitch!?" Blurr: "Mmph!" Kup: "Speak up kid, hearin' aids are on the fritz!" Blurr: "…Mmmpphh!" Kup: "You call that suction?! You'
Anonymous says:
Blurr:"Oh yeah I got Arcee's Boob"! Kupp:"Thats not here boob...its MIne!
Zeedust says:
Kup and Arcee switched places while Blurr slept. When he wakes up, hilarity should, theoretically, ensue.
K-nonFodder says:
Kup "get the hell off of me" Blurr"whats with the Barry White and low lights i triped walkin in" Arcee " Ugh i knew i shouldn of left my drink sit like that"
Dee-Kal says:
Arcee notes with resignation why there's little call for females in Transformers cartoons.
Dee-Kal says:
Arcee notes with resignation why there's little call for femaless in Transformers cartoons.
TetraReris says:
Arcee: *Giggling furiously*
Kup: It's not that funny, lass.
Blurr: HonestItrippedIsweartoPrimusKup!Manyouneedtowaxmore.
thexfile says:
Arcee: now yo'v busted my secuits kup , withe a nice fit female at your side stil seaking the love of a nother robot....i hate you..!!
Kup : but dear he just gives nice head
Blurr: yes yes yes yes mmm jam jam you'r on tonight kup..
Galvatron says:
KUP- This reminds me of a time on Cybertron... But this time Blurr isn't unplugged."
Anonymous says:
Arcee: I told you threesomes don't work with Blurr. Kup: I should have known better.
Anonymous says:
Blurr: Arcee lost her voice, Arcee lost her voice
Kup: we'll get her voice after rescue wheelie her son
Rhys says:
Hello kiddies, hello. Welcome to today's TV storytime. Today's story is the sad story of Blurr...Are you sitting cosy, then we'll begin.
Once upon a time, on the planet Cybertron, Blurr had secret feelings for Arcee, but could
Chrono says:
Kup; he doesn't get it i'm not gay.
Arcee; i think he's slow..
Anonymous says:
Arcee: Left hand red...
Blurr & Kup: *shiftshift*
Arcee: Right foot blue...
Anonymous says:
Blurr: *kathunk* ...ow..........wholeftthatbananapeelinthemiddleofthehall!?
Arcee: ...Get up, Blurr, you're making a scene...
Kup: Get up, kid! I don't care if you tripped! In my day...
Arcee: ..please, Blurr, before he starts up agai
Anonymous says:
Kup-Ahh, its okay blurr, shhhh! Just relax your thoughts, Baby-bubba. Not everbody thinks you look doodoo as a vehichle.Shhh!!! I love you. Arcee-Thats right, saday-ta!
Anonymous says:
ARCEE,"He can' hold out forever Kup but he can give you one humongeous repair bill!"
Anonymous says:
A: "Umm, Kup? What's Blurr doing?"
K: "Beats me. He said my insignia was an antique and wanted a closer look."
Anonymous says:
"I can't quote Andrew Dice Clay, but 'transfansarelosers' can post a comment like that??(Note:Delete this post.)
Autobot bubbs says:
Kup (to Ultimate Caption participants) Get cher minds outta the gutter you 80's nostalgic geeks!
Anonymous says:
kup: oh blur, keep sucking real fast the way you do. OOOOOHHHH! AAAAHHHH!!! Arcee likes to watch while she digs all up in herself with her fingers.
Anonymous says:
Hey, Blurr, what're ya doin'? ... the Heart of Cybertron is inside Megatron's chest, not in mine.
Anonymous says:
Arcee:ok..guys just hold that pose optiums is on his way
Kap:Oh shut your trap and Blur Get OFF OF ME
Zu Darkness says:
Ummm Blur you suppose to land on Arcee like that not me...Get off now Or i'll blast you
Anonymous says:
Kup's sordid past as a catholic preist comes to light when he runs into a young, impressionable Blurr.
Anonymous says:
Blurr: that is the last time I take a laser blast for u! Arcee: next time dodge it!
Kup: u know that I had the latest armour installed, so the laser blast would have done nothing?
Blurr: what?!?!?!? I gonna shoot you now!
Beast Simpson says:
Blur: When'll the popcorn be ready Kup?! Huh, huh?! When Kup, when?!
Mr. X says:
Arcee: Blurr, I told you to take a sip from the cup. Not take a sip from Kup!
Anonymous says:
Next time on Jerry Springer, we'll look into the crazy love triangles of the Autobots...
Anonymous says:
"WHATAWEIRDPLACEFORABORNONDATEAREYOUJEWISHIKNOWTHISLOOKSWEIRDBUTIMJUSTDOINGAMONTHLYRUSTINSPECTION......."
Anonymous says:
I know this looks bad, but its actually a scene from Cybertron Three's Company.The part of Mr. Furley will be played by Scourge.
EDIMUS PRIME says:
Arcee,"Don't worry guys the same thing happened to Ratchet,and Megatron in the comic books,and they ended up O.K. and heh they looked alot worse than you two do."
Suigi says:
Kup: This caption contest
just sucks. When I was a lad, we had better things to do.
Anonymous says:
Blurr:"Whee, once I inflate my Kup Bop Bag, we can have some real fun!"
Arcee:"Loser!"
Metroplex says:
Kup: Blurr! Not now! Acrees here! Blurr: aww heck she had hers last week.. slurp yum yum
overdrive says:
BLURR: nobody move! i just lost a contact.
KUP: blurr its NOT down there!!
BLURR: {mumbles}
Anonymous says:
and it was at that moment kup, arcee, and blurr noticed that rodimus prime had a video camera.....and their dignity was gone.
blurr says:
hey arcee catch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ionacus says:
think next friday: after smoking out,arcee:autobot what are you doing to my man? kup:nothing arcee:blurr what are YOu doing kup? blurr:i thought that was you!
Anonymous says:
Kup: " Blurr don't stop until i unlease th e power of the matrix."
Anonymous says:
Kup: You are in a lot of trouble now Blur! I want you to give me 100 pushups.... ("zip") and believe me, you don't want to stop!
TheRo-Man says:
Blurr is forced to eat his words after saying..."I'll @#%/ Kup if Ultra Magnus is named leader of the Autobots!"
Shadow says:
Blurr: My dream come true! ARCEE! I'm coming! *trip* Kup: Get off me now and I might reconsider reformatting you into a blender. this is embaressing...
Pokejedservo says:
Blurr: Caniresthere? Caniresthere? Caniresthere? Caniresthere?
Kup: Heh, sure why not?
Arcee: WHAT?!
Kup: Hey I've checked the pics on this site, trust me I've seen resting positions a LOT worse than this. TRUST me...
Anonymous says:
Blurr realized that in order to save Kup's life, a nose to navel energy transfer was necessary.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
After he realized how much it distracted the rest of the crew, Kup decided it was time to exchange his Viewmaster alt-mode for something more practical.
Firestorm says:
Kup: I tell you, Arcee. Blur vs. Blaster for Intercontinental? No contest.
Arcee: I agre-- WATCH OUT! BLUR GOT THROWN FROM THE... too late....
Maelstrom says:
JR: And Kup irish whip's Arcee into the corner, oh wait, there's Blurr witht the Spear! What a Slobberknocker!
King:Arcee's puppies are ok right?
bob says:
Blurr: See I can do pushups the fastest. Kup: Blurr your going to fast for my old self!
davewelttf says:
In the cybertronian holodeck Kup and Arcee were tanning on the beach and Blurr was surfing, unfortunatly the simulation time ran out while Blurr had a wipe out
hannibal says:
Blurr: Thatsawoman?!
Arcee: What gave me away?
Blurr: IFITOLDYOU,YOU'DSLAPME!
tf dutchie says:
Blurr: Who lost a screw and left it on de ground? Kup: you stumble at every trifle!
Anonymous says:
Arcee: Cheating on me again kup?
Kup: it is not what is looks like!!!! Blurr....GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!! This is seriously sick!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Blurr: Dang, Kup, when was the last time you cleaned out your chest compartment? It smells like a turbo-rat died in there. Kup: Who said you could sniff me? Arcee: Menbots...
Anonymous says:
Arcee: Uh...Kup? Wake up. Kup: Huh? Wha...Gaaaaaagh! Blurr get off of me!
Anonymous says:
Arcee: What did you say to him?
Kup: That if he didn't shut up I'd, you know. I never even knew!
Arcee: I had suspcions.
teejay00 says:
damnit blurr you do everything too fast!
i'm gettin friction burns over here.
Anonymous says:
Kup realizes Blurr REALLY likes him. Arcee realizes she's going to barf, even if robots CAN'T barf...
Anonymous says:
KUP:You idiot! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FALL ON TOP OF ARCEE!! You so-fast-you-don't-think bafoon!!!
Anonymous says:
Arcee: Is Blurr Asleep
Kup: Damn it I Told Him not to stay up late to watch South Park!!!
Blurr:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Anonymous says:
Kup: *high pitched* "They only named me Kup, Blurr! I usually don't wear one!"
Anonymous says:
The picture Galvatron holds to secure his victory, when the time is right!
Anonymous says:
Arcee: "You're stuck?! What do you mean, 'You are Stuck'?
Kup: *laughes*
Firestorm says:
Magnus (off-screen): I warned him not to eat so much chili. But he just haaad to see if he could fly across the room...
Firestorm says:
"More cheap bootlegs? Just toss 'em in the corner with the rest. Don't worry 'bout neatness."
Anonymous says:
[Kup] Blurr passed out...but why?
[Arcee] You're asking me? I don't know! I'm as surprised as you are. :)
TheRo-Man says:
After years of promises, Mirimax pictures finally releases the Cybertron version of Trainspotting with Blurr reinacting Leonardo DiCaprio's lead role.
TheRo-Man says:
Kup-"This reminds me of this one time with Danny Bonnaduce on Nimbus 3...."
Anonymous says:
Ultra Magnus: You kids have been watching American Pie 2 again, haven't you?
Anonymous says:
Kup: Rodimus! Blurr's humping my leg again! You think we should take him to the local vet?
Anonymous says:
Kup: Blurr...if you want to help repopulate Cybertron, you have to do that stuff with HER and not ME!
Anonymous says:
Arcee: 'You're sure this is what Monica did to the President?'
Screamer says:
Errr, Blurr, Arcee's over there. You never did find your contacts did you?
Firebird says:
When bitten by a snake, I is important to remove the venom as quickly as possible. Blur is demonstrating this skill to Arcee by pretending to be the 'snake'.
Anonymous says:
Arcee: Really, Kup? Don't you think that Blurr is too old to be breastfeeding, anymore?
USAF Prime says:
Kup: Gee Blurr Your way better then Arcee at this.
Arcee: Thats it! Where is Daniel?
hktransfan says:
fine, blurr, i admit it, you were right, you are better at this than arcee is.
Roadbuster says:
Kup: Okay Blurr you've had enough.... No Blurr your turn is done! Blurr!!!
Professor Smooth says:
Kup: This reminds me of the time on Cybertron...
Arcee: Do this kind of thing often, do you?
Blurr: I thought you said this was your first time!
