The Ultimate Caption Contest
Bomb-Burst making a weird face
196 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
ToaSunkist says:
... And that, Scorponok, is how Airachnid got me in this body. Through intercourse.
spiderbob007 says:
Bomb-Burst: Uhhh... It wasn't me, it was Carnivac!
Carnivac: Sure, blame it on the dog.
CommanderShadowmus says:
That's not Bomb-Burst... That's his Japanese counterpart Blood...
Kamakaze Thrower says:
The new organic pretender shells caused many problems with their test subjects' bowels.
A'Arab Zaraq says:
Chris: "One part of this means that there are various Dreamwave minis and runs that were never collected as TPBs -- we'd like to make those available to people who like the trades on their bookcase. There's another part to all of this, too,
Zeedust says:
Bomb-burst suddenly realizes he's wearing a red shirt. This means one of two things: Either this is In A Fix and it's all his fault, or it's Star Trek and he's going to die before the first commercial.
King Slick says:
Bomb-Burst: I hope that stupid President Bush didn't find out that I was the one who sold the weapons to Saddam...
Dee-Kal says:
Bomb-Burst's personal problems finally come to light after he's asked the audience, gone 50-50 and realises he's got to Phone a Friend...
Nightshadow says:
Decepticon Historian: It was thought that this photo of Bomb-Burst being killed showed him saying his last words "Death to Autobots!!" but we have reason to believe he actually said this
Bomb-Burst: Not in the Balls! Not in the Balls!!!
Tiedye says:
BOMB-BUST- I hope that explosion I heard wasn't the bomb I left with Megatron.
MEGATRON-"BOMB BURST!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tiedye says:
This is the church bells, these are the doors and these are all the little people inside.
Tiedye says:
This is church bell ,and these are the doors,and these are the little people inside.
Tiedye says:
"If I put my fingers together like this and cross my eyes. I can see a little finger in the middle"
Tiedye says:
I hope that bomb I left with megatron wasn't the explosion I just heard.
MEGATRON: BOMB-BURST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Metrotitan says:
Oh dearie me, did I forget to turn off the iron back at the house?! Oohhhh,ooohhhh, Megatron is looking at me and im not wearing any make-up!! He's sooooo commanding!
Darth Vegeta says:
Skorponok Bomb Bust you look constipated.
Bomb Burst: I am... oh my god...
Ratbat: Flee Scorponok! Flee!
Skorponok: Why What...
Ratbat: Now he's going too blow! Nooooooooooooo!
(Boom)
Bomb Burst: Sorry...
Ratbat and Skorponok: That
Zeedust says:
Bomb-Burst: "Um... Raven can be 18 and still be a Teen Titan, right?"
Robin: "Why are you asking?"
Bomb-Burst: "Oh, um, ah, no reason.... Just... just curious."
*Brief, awkward pause, then...*
Robi
Shadow Fox says:
Please Megatron..even though I'm an organic creature I look like a decepticon with these shoulder peices on..please let me join you guys.
Zeedust says:
Zarak: "BONDING, you idiot, I said 'Binary BONDING!' What did you THINK I said?"
Bomb-Burst: "Um... I don't wanna say. It's kinda embarassing."
Zeedust says:
"Why did DJSkywarp make me say that? I'm gonna get kicked out of the priesthood now!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Skullgrin,"COME ON.Bomb-Burst this isn't a tough choice you wanna play the game you gotta put your potatoes in." Bomb-Burst,"Nggggh,what if I lose?" Iguanus,"This is why we don't hang with yo
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Excuse me sir could you tell me what aisle the L-A-X-A-T-I-V-E is in ?"
Anonymous says:
one day all these children will grow up and the law will come yo get me !!!???!!its not illegal if they asked me to do it!!!? is it???!!?
Suzuki says:
BB: Stay back! I'll shoot with my invisible gun!
AUTOBOT: What invisible gun?
BB(thinking): Drat! He's not falling for it . . .
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Ahhhh internet pictures of Lynsey Bartilson now the fun can begin."
Anonymous says:
Um, Megatron? Do you remember how we told Rumble and Frenzy to never play near the railroad tracks?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
When nobody's looking Bomb-Burst likes to play Charlie's Angels he's always Farah ALWAYS!
Odi says:
"oh god, I'm in serious trouble..I'm touching cloth""
Anonymous says:
I, ah, am quite sorry, but the, umm, "special" sites you went to are now blocking your isp Rumble.
Anonymous says:
Uh.. well you see Soundwave.. I'm flattered that you asked me out and all, but you see.. I'm already married.. so if you could kindly ask Rumble to quit pointing his weapon at me.. I'd appreciate it.
TheRoMan says:
"Come on Megatron...you never told me we HAD a "Don't ask Don't Tell" policy. Besides what goes on in my shell should be my business!"
Anonymous says:
umm..........magatron sir i umm.......was waxing ur arm cannon like u asked me to and i umm....scatched it!
Anonymous says:
Well, there's... um... something... that I should... well... really tell you sir... and it's... I LOST THE BATHROOM KEY! *sobs*
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I'm sorry I admit I wasn't paying attention while operating the bandsaw.Can I have my fingers back now? I really need to get to a doctor."
Bomb Burst says:
Well, ermm... see Mister seibertron, eh... there are no more funny pics here at your hp... ermm...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bomb-Burst waits patiently for the next issue of Transformers:More Than Meets The Eye
Skyfire the Artist says:
When assembling a model, never get glue on your fingers and if you do, never touch fingertips together.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"But you've got to let me see her I'm Ms. Hines's biggest fan."[Get it he's a Pretender.Bah what do you know about funny.Sometimes I do these jokes just for The RoMan and myself]
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"O.K.,I could buy the reissue Powermaster Prime,or Unicron,I'd like to buy both,but I only have 50$.ARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!WHY? WHY DOES GOD HATE ME? ARRRRRRRGH!!!!"
Anonymous says:
Ummm I sorry, I didn't mean to leave sorch marks in the bed again Megatron... Honest I didn't mean to.
TheRoMan says:
"I forgot my damn ATM passcode again! I'm such an idiot, Megatron was right. Now who's going to by us donuts?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bomb-Burst thinks happy thoughts during his tenure as Big John's bitch at the correctional facility.
Anonymous says:
Please! You already punished me by making me a Pretender! I`ll do anything, just don`t put me in Energon!
Anonymous says:
About the base...You see, it's actually a pretty funny story. Uhm...I wanted to make some noodles, and you wouldn't believe what happened next...
Anonymous says:
Ummm.... That log...err.. sorry I thought it was my trainning potty. They look very similar.
Anonymous says:
Bomburst: Wait! Before you go in there, I just want you to know... It's all Skullgrin's fault.
TheDiceman says:
I am really really really sorry Megatron, I swear it will be the last time I wet teh bed.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Hey look this is my Capt.Sisko impersonation." [You really haffta had watched alot of DS9 to get this one,and I mean ALOT.]
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"No wait here's my Beastwars Megatron impersonation,"Yeeess.",Good right?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I'm sorry to inform you of this ma'am but it was I that killed your husband Charles Bronson.My Bad."
TheRoMan says:
"Listen you stupid flesh creature receptionist, the sign on your door says you DO except my dental insurance!"
TheRoMan says:
"Oh Megatron please, please don't kill me! I swear I thought it was you who gave me the orders to bring all of our Energon to the Pontiac dealership and trade it in for a new Aztek. He sounded just like you! DAMN THAT ASHTON KUTCHER! DAM
TheRoMan says:
"Um, er, excuse me. Do you have "From Justin to Kelly on DVD" And please keep this between us?"
Unknown says:
shockwave:your not mad,are you megatron?
Bomb-burst:yes, he's mad.
both:AHHHHHHHH
Jetplague says:
I'm not a real transformer....I...I just like to pretend I'm one. Heheh. (Gulp! I knew I shouldn't have let my mom make this outfit. I'm the only one at this convention wearing a stupid bat outfit!! )
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Well my name is Bomb-Burst I was with the Decepticons for two years prior to applying here.I enjoy terrorizing,and I'm really good at it.So what do you think Mr.Skeltetor you got a job for me?" "No."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I'm Batman.Oh what?Like every other crappy actor hasn't already played Batman.Could I really be any worse than Val Kilmer,or George Clooney?"
tony says:
"EEEEEKKKKK!!!!! I'VE BEEN NOTICED AT LAST! WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO?! I know, I'll do this stupid face and hope I strike it rich. HEY! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! Darn it!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Iraqi Information Minister tries on his Pretender shell,and likes it.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Uggggh wow this is embarrassing.I've dreamt about this you know,but who would've thought I'd actually go into battle without my pants."
Switchback says:
Bombburst:Yelp!*SQUEAKY HIGH VOICE*This new Pretender shell..it's....a little tight around the Groin components!*SOB!*
Anonymous says:
"Sir? Could I have a paper bag, please, to cover my head with? I went to the Constructicon's bay this morning, and when Mixmaster opened the door, he screamed and ran. Now Scrapper won't let me come back unless I have something
TheRoMan says:
Rowdy Roddy Piper "Oh my GOD! I knew it...Beyonce Knowles is one too!" (A scene from the upcoming film They Live 2)
TheRoMan says:
(Excert from "I love the 80's" on VH1) "God do I remember the CABAGE PATCH KIDS! I sat on the shelf next to a few of them back in 86'. I mean people walked past me and didn't even care I was there. It
TheRoMan says:
"OK, I understand I can't be paid as much as MEGATRON or OPTIMUS per episode. How about meeting half way, pay me on the same scale as SOUNDWAVE and JAZZ. And I also want a percentage of the syndication and merchandise licensing. And don&
quickkill says:
Heh... You thought I said I wasn't married... Umm, AAHHH DON'T KILL ME
Anonymous says:
Here's the church; heres' the steeple.
Hey! Where are the people?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"If I pull the arrow out will you suck out the poison?"[Caddyshack 2 reference]
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Four in a row diagonally.Pretty sneaky Carly.Next time I will win and I will enslave you and your planet puny human."
Slider says:
Bomb-Burst: Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Sub-Maruader: Why do you keep saying that?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Well Mr.Wheelie,I'm afraid if you can't work on Sundays we're not gonna be able to hire you."
KupJr says:
Bomb-Burst learned that day never to walk in on Megatron unnanounced...
"Honestly! I didn't see you playing with your dolls sir!"
Megatron: "They're not DOLLS! They're minicons!"
Anonymous says:
Well this is bad I knew I forgot something just didn't know it was my pants
Anonymous says:
You want to release me in "Universe"? Please not day-glo orange, good god no!
USDA Prime says:
Bomb-Burst: ".....A Bat-tery! Eh heh, heh. That wasn't a good punchline, was it?
Unknown says:
You know what, I always
wanted a Chinese Finger Trap. But now that my index fingers are stuck together, the novalty's
worn out...
Minicle says:
Nightscream: I'm sure they won't find me if i dress up like this guy.
Anonymous says:
You see kids, this is what happens when you don't pay your tax return on time.
Minicle says:
Decepticon: Hey Bats its happy smile week ya know.
Bomb-Burst: I am smiling.
ultramegatron says:
PLEASE MIGHTY MEGATRON DONT KILL ME I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE GUONO ALL OVER THE BASE
Anonymous says:
I can't wait to get my turn. Oh, I just can't wait. I will drill that guy so hard. I can't wait to get off on him. (pulp fiction reference)
Anonymous says:
Oh man, I've waited so long for this! The new "Before Carly" pic is finally coming up and it's... the Olsen twins?... Eeww
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Any chance I can be reformated into an Altenator?"
davewelttf says:
Bomb-burst: I hope galvatron won't be mad for what I did
Galvatron: WHO DRANK ALL OF MY BUDWISER!!!
Omnikron says:
ughhh..c'mon.......mmnnn....stupid..glue...won't....come...off!!
Anonymous says:
Oh my....well with a name like mine, cracking wind is expected.
Shockwave: CRAP IN A HAT!! HOW IN MEGATRON'S NAME CAN YOU MAKE SOLAR ENERGY TURN INTO THAT DEMONIC FUNK!
Bombburst:...where is your nose?
Shockwave:....times like this makes me
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Unbeknownst to most people Bomb-Burst was a Robeast for Lord Zarkon that didn't make the cut,and had to beg Megatron for a spot on the Decepticons a decision he would regret for a long time.
Minicle says:
Bomb-burst: Well I suppose I should be glad that I don't have the head of a Ten year old boy.
Anonymous says:
Decepticon Medic:(Writing letter) Dear Mr Bomb-burst, you claim that your wife thinks your ugly. Well judging by this photograph, shes right.
Anonymous says:
Bomb-burst: Um, I was, uh, wondering if you'd go out with me?
Girl(offscreen):Why of course, I'd go out with you, you big ball of fur thing, you!
Anonymous says:
"Ok, I know this... 2 + 2 is...22, No...23....NO..Can I get back to you"?
Anonymous says:
Please go easy madom...it my 'first time'... which isnt realy suprising!
Anonymous says:
Errhhmmm... Meggy? I have this eeny wheeny tiny teeny little question... could I maby, perhaps, by any chance whatsoever, borrow some money? Pleassssssssse?????
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Now Bomb-Burst is that your final answer?" B.B.,"I think I better phone a friend." Regis,"AT&T dial up Megatron for us." Megatron,"What is it?" Regis,"Megatron,this
Anonymous says:
Bomb-Burst: Uhh... eh-hehehe... Meggy? you know how I have that need to push little buttons...? Now you Remember that 'self destruct' button back at the base...?
Anonymous says:
"C'mon, I don't like *that* much like the bat from 'Eureeka's Castle'...do I?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Heh,hah,funny thing about Crazy Glue it ahhh really works.....help me Megatron pleasssssse.Why are you transforming?.....no wait ......"BANG
Anonymous says:
"OKAY! I admit it! It was my idea to put blue carrots in Apple Jacks!!"
Anonymous says:
Bomb-Burst:" Oops...I should not have let that fart. It had mass behind it...Eeeewww...Squishy..."
Anonymous says:
"You're kidding me? Contractually, I HAVE to be in "Armada"? Ummm, can I talk to my Lawyer?"
M says:
Excuse me, Prime... Could you get this stupid mask of my face!? It's stuck!
TreadX says:
With out your support hundreds of Decepticon children will go with out energon this thanksgiving.
Slappyfrog says:
Bomb-Burst always did do the best Monty Burns impression. "Excellent."
quadrunner says:
Megatron, you know how you told me not to watch tv late at night, especially your channel, funny thing, i just turned on the tv and it came up with a $9.95per hour, so i thought, what would megatron do. please, don't hurt me
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Dude I'm so burnt look how red my eyes are please can I borrow some visine if Megatron catches me like this he'll kill me."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"My name is Bomb-Burst,I made a poopie what did you expect with a name like Bomb-Burst?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Concentrate.This is a most dangerous mission.You must be singleminded in purpose,and devoid of emotion.I will put you in the Arashikage mindset."[That one's for all the Joe fans out there]
PrimeReissue says:
"Uh...Boss? Remind me again...Did you say blow up the Moon Base? Or the Moon?"
Scrapper says:
*while returning to the secret base*
ummm, Megatron, do you remember the keys of the base, that you give me before we attacked the Autobots?. Well.....
TheRoMan says:
"Megatron, I do thank you for the cool vest with the Decepticon symbol. But I still look like a holdover from STARBLAZERS...Can't you remake me into something else? Anything.... except an ARMADA member!"
Doctor Reggae says:
"...and she said it was only THIS big! Now she won't sleep with me!"
The Ponderer says:
Bomb-Burst: WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR ON MY DATE WITH BUMBLEBEE?!?! WAAAAA!!
BLUDGEON says:
*cowering*.....so thats what arcee looks like without her battle armour on. I'd have gotten away with it too..if it too if it was'nt for those pesky kids
Anonymous says:
Please, Megatron!!! Just give me one more chance! I promise I'll get it right the next time!
Virsago says:
Overlord: *sniff* MAAAAAAN!!!
Bomb-Burst: Oh crap, he's going to find out that that was me...
Anonymous says:
Bomb-Burst didnt listen when they told him the toliet seat was really cold
BoomBox says:
Ugh!?! Umm.... I'm sorry Megatron!! But in that format I thought you were that dinobot.....Please...Mercy....Sorry....(Sigh)..Here comes the hurt.
BoomBox says:
"Here's the church and this is the steeple...no wait..here's the post...no ...oh d@mn! How did it go again?????
Anonymous says:
Finally, one morning Bombburst got up out of his recharger bed, took a long, hard glare in the mirror and realized that he would NEVER be as cool as Ratbat or Mindwipe.
Anonymous says:
Bomb-burst: Erm, well, there was this one teensy flaw in the plan...
Overlord: (sigh) Can't you do *anything* RIGHT FOR ONCE??!!
Anonymous says:
Bomb-Burst: "So I had this idea called 'Armada'...."
DarkFire says:
Sorry Galvatron that little brown thing over there it was me i couldnt make it to the toilet in time. your going to kill me now arent you. Dammit i knew it, this is a bad day.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Poor Bomb-Burst discovered that pulling off the "Mars Celestial Fire" attack was a lot more difficult than it looked.
Pokejedservo says:
Saddest thing is he is probably the next guy running for governor of California.
