The Ultimate Caption Contest
Brawn sits on Soundwave

171 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Bumblevivisector says:
BRAWN: "Hey look, now I'M Windbreaker!"
WINDCHARGER: "No, it's WindCHARGER. Windbreaker's that orange G2 guy from 7 years after we...die in the movie."
BRAWN: "OH. Makes this moment seem kind of pointless, huh?"
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
The compassionate Brawn fixes Soundwave with "Seige cybetronain mode therapy"
Frenchhorngirl says:
"Ever since everybody started freaking out about safety and such, these guys functioned...as our chairs."
Zeedust says:
Brawn's attempts to Powerlink with Soundwave resulted in a warped, sprawling, centaur like mass of confusion.
It was pretty funny, actually, and Windcharger was glad he'd spiked the punch.
Roadshadow says:
Brawn: Hey Windcharger! I found a bench for us to sit on!
Soundwave: Is it me...am I the pervert?
shockwave_inoz says:
BRAWN: "Hey, Windy - what do you reckon?"
WIND: "Nah, that colour will clash with the rest of your furniture."
BRAWN: "Huh, you're probably right. AND it's uncomfortable... Okay, I'll take it back to IKEA and get
Payner™ says:
"This action is know as 'the corpse hump', it shows that Soundwave is now my property."
galvanostril says:
the most extravogent race ever! brawn riding on soundwave VS windcharger with flat tires and a narcoleptic rumble on race to the giza pyramids, from there they must get a penguin with their team flag to the top of the pyramid and then get them all the way
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Brawn: Time for a nice sit.
Soundwave: What do you think I look like, a chair?
Brawn: No, "I" looks like this. (Holds a piece of paper with a large letter "I")
Windcharger: That's the last time I let Brawn watch Dexter's L
Tiedye says:
Brawn-"I told you to stop picking on me Soundwave, Now you know size doesn't matter! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Zeedust says:
And as he gazed at the car-shaped ottoman, Brawn foumnd himself wondering why he'd bothered stopping at Ikea.
Anonymous says:
(how soundwave came to be...) Brawn:" im so gana have strech marks...damit!"
Anonymous says:
Brawn: "look at the cool chairi ordered offa amazon... hey cool it even has a foot rest!"
Soundwave: "mfffrgggrmmm get your feet of my head rrrrgg..."
Brawn:"ooo look it even talks too!"
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: "please get off, your tailpipe is digging into my back". Brawn:"keep it quiet tall dark and gruesome, that ain't my tailpipe."
Anonymous says:
Lookie, im a big boy now!
Tee-hee! Me gotta go poopie. Soundwave:Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minicle says:
Soundwave:(Thinks) Just remain completly still and maybe he won't notice me.
Anonymous says:
"Sit on my face, if you really love me" - Soundwave (Monty P's flying circus song)
Anonymous says:
After watching a lot of WWE action, Brawn did a Fame-Asser on Soundwave!
Bruticus says:
Cliffjumper: "Having fun, Brawn?"
Brawn: "Bite my shiny metal ass."
pawmaster says:
Brawn: I've done it before but never like this. soundwave: hey I think it's my turn to be on the top.
zach says:
brawn:you know i think i feel a little fart comin on soundwave:NO NO you cant brawn:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP soundwave:uhhhhhhh @_@
Anonymous says:
Wow, that wasn't such a hard landing after all.
Soundwave: @_@ Respiratory circuits...failing...
MindWipe says:
yo dude me and soundwave are just practising our aeronautical display thats going on at 3 see you there man
Muse says:
Windcharger: I never thought a robot your size could pass something that large!
Brawn: It's a gift.
Anonymous says:
Brawn:ah,time now for a nice sit. Soundwave:Hey!, what do I look like a chair? Brawn*holds up letter I* no, I looks like this. Soundwave: Dough!
Anonymous says:
BRAWN: Hey WindCharger ! Look what passed through my exhaust manifold !
WINDCHARGER: ...(drives away, pretending not to know Brawn)...
Anonymous says:
BRAWN: Alright Soundwave, don't move. I had really potent energon for breakfast this morning. WINDCHARGER: Pee U Brawn, I think I'll just get a move on alone, that smell is just too unbearable!!
ryo777 says:
WINDCHARGER: Hey Brawn, this earth mode is GREAT!! I love being an 84 Firebird!!
BRAWN: 84 Firebird?!! I CAN'T TELL?!! You look more like a 67 Plymouth Barracuda!!
ryo777 says:
WINDCHARGER: AW CRAP!! Homos up ahead....Don't make eye contact, Don't make eye contact,...WHATEVER you do,..DON'T make eye contact!!
ryo777 says:
WINDCHARGER: Hey Brawn, why are sitting on Soundwave?!!
BRAWN: The mofo told me I looked like the dude on the Quaker Oats box wearing Darth Vader's helmet!!
Silverwynde says:
Windcharger: "Dammit Brawn, I told you to SIT on him, not... oh never mind!"
Brawn: "Oh, crap, I mean sorry."
Soundwave: "I swear to God, when I get cleaned up I'm gonna personally kill you both.&
Anonymous says:
Surgeon General's Warning: Extreme pressure from a heavy robot such as Brawn can and WILL cause Hemorrhoids, Serious Back Pain, Shoulder Pain, Arthritis, Hepatitis B, Polio, the Common Cold, Hay Fever, Mumps, Constipation, Diarrhea, Lung Cancer,
Anonymous says:
Windcharger to brawn: ya got it all wrong, humans don't do it that way!
RandomFerret says:
SW: "I'll get you for this, Autobot. I don't know where, I don't know when, but I'm sure it will be quick, violent, and direct to video."
gabriel says:
Brawn: Phew! I need to go to the bathroom! I'll
Just use soundwave!!!
Soundwave:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""""&qu
Galvatron says:
Windcharger: WTF are you doing Brawn?
Brawn: -Grunts- Sorry! I couldn't hold it back to Autobot City! -GRUNT- Ah..
Soundwave: OMFG EWW.
Anonymous says:
As a final humiliation, Brawn rips ass on Soundwave before jumping on Windcharger and riding off into the sunset...
Anonymous says:
As a final humiliation, Brawn rips ass on Soundwave before jumping on Cliffjumper and riding off into the sunset...
Battle Angel says:
Brawn: Man I'm beat! We've been out here for hours and have yet to see signs of the Deceptacons. Wonder where they could be?
Anonymous says:
And so the little red autobot drove in circles around Brawn, laughing, as he had been forced to surpress the beast.
Anonymous says:
Brawn: Hey Soundwave, you're out of toilet paper. Soundwave: Shut-up.
Anonymous says:
Brawn: "say it"
Soundwav: "no"
Brawn: "Say it or I'll fart on your head"
Soundwave: "OK, Brawn is the greatest Transformer that ever existed"
Anonymous says:
BRAWN:wheres the flush? WINDCHARGER:press fast forward! RUMBLE:NOOOOOO!!
Anonymous says:
SW:you better not you Brawn:I better not what(lets one)WC:to late B&WC: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ironhide says:
Brawn:wait a second Windchager Igot a big one coming. Soundwave:nooooooooo
Anonymous says:
Brawn:"Hold on a sec, Cliffy, I gotta take the biggest dump in the history of taken a dump!"
Soundwave:"I hate my life..."
Hot Rodimus says:
Cliffjumper-"you going to be any longer?"
Brawn-"thats why I never eat tainted energon cubes again."
Anonymous says:
yeah, anyone can beat a decepticon. but can anyone else say that pooped on one? i think not. Brawn wins again!
Anonymous says:
Brawn:Hey Soundwave, I betcha never saw this side of an Autobot before! Windcharger:Good one Brawn!
Anonymous says:
soundwave: Soon, by the movie, you shall be eliminated.
Brawn: Ah, shut up! Your just jealous they make you a background character in season 3
Anonymous says:
Sound wave tests his ultimate disguise yet...a desert rock.nobody has spotted him yet
Anonymous says:
little does Windcharger know that Brawn combines with Soundwave to form Toiletron!
Shrapnel says:
Awww, poor Soundwave! *hugz Soundwave* Soundwave feels better so gets up and beats the living daylights out of Windcharger and Brawn!
Anonymous says:
thanks to his kind nature, soundwave looked after the minibots between shots on the tv show.
Anonymous says:
Brawn: Hay Wind Charger did you see what happend to Sound wave I was kicking his @$$ in the air when he fell into this cannion, i followed but I fell on a blue rock. Wind Charger you dumb @$$ you sitting on him. Brawn: so that explains those faint calls f
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: Get off of me autobot!!
Brawn: Not until you play mombo #5!!!
Anonymous says:
brawn: damn benches what are these things made of?
windcharger: um... descepticons?
jamie says:
windcharger:hurry up brawn i need a crap aswell brawn:ok well ave to thank prime for installing this toilet for us!
davewelttf says:
Windcharger: Are you alright?
Brawn: Yeah, luckily I landed on this rock
Soundwave: Get the hell off me!
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: so what did he transform to?! was that a walkman or a deadman?!
Anonymous says:
Brawn: Look what happened when I let Rewind cook dinner! I crapped a Soundwave!
Windcharger: Damn! I`m never letting Blaster`s cassttes cook for me!
Anonymous says:
Windcharger: Hey thats one weird lookin wart you got! Brawn: Yeah, I woke up and I had this huge bumb on my bumper!!!
Anonymous says:
(Off camera in the sky) Starscream: BULLSEYE! Thundercracker: Dropping an Autobot on Soundwave was genius!
Anonymous says:
Brawn: "Hey Windcharger, This new decepticon couch is kind of lumpy!"
Slappyfrog says:
Brawn always liked the Cybertronian version of "The Tortoise and the Hare."
Prowl says:
soundwave: "come and sit one sants lap" brawn: " i wnna lolypop and i want a megartn blow action figure" soundwav:your sitting on me wrong GTE OFF OF ME!"
Anonymous says:
Soundwave:"Ahh! Right there Brawn. Just alittle lower...aaaaahhhh!"
Philip says:
sound wave needed to make extra money on the side because megs dental plan was stupid so he decided to give the minibots rides.
Anonymous says:
brawn: who does number 2 work for. windcharger: what the heck did you eat man?
Maxie-Astrotrain says:
Windcharger: Come on Brawn your gona lose the race!
Brawn: Awww no fair my Horsie feel asleep!!!
Anonymous says:
Brawn hits the German superplex and pins Soundwave for the 3 count from Referee Windcharger!
Shermtron says:
Windcharger and Brawn play a new game of roadkill with playmate soundwave...ahh those crazy autobot guys..
Anonymous says:
BRAWN:"Is there anything on me, what, I got Soundwave, where? can I get to it?"
Cyclonus says:
brawn: this guy makes a great toilet seat *whisper* especially when you have to CRAP!!!!
Pokejedservo says:
Brawn: Well how was I suppose to know that I was too heavy for him to give me a piggy-back ride?
Chachi says:
Soundwave: "That is the absolute last time I fall asleep in Tijuana."