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Brawn sits on Soundwave

Brawn sits on Soundwave
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171 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Bumblevivisector says:

BRAWN: "Hey look, now I'M Windbreaker!"

WINDCHARGER: "No, it's WindCHARGER. Windbreaker's that orange G2 guy from 7 years after we...die in the movie."

BRAWN: "OH. Makes this moment seem kind of pointless, huh?"

Jul 24, 2025

trailbreaker says:

Soundwave - “Ah yeah, that’s the spot.”

May 17, 2024

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

The compassionate Brawn fixes Soundwave with "Seige cybetronain mode therapy"

May 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

"Eject !!"

Aug 21, 2017

BG the Robit says:

What, you didn't expect me to sit on the GROUND, did you?

May 12, 2016

Ravage XK says:

For the love of God, how much do you weigh?

Apr 19, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Ever since everybody started freaking out about safety and such, these guys functioned...as our chairs."

Nov 27, 2013

Zeedust says:

Brawn's attempts to Powerlink with Soundwave resulted in a warped, sprawling, centaur like mass of confusion.

It was pretty funny, actually, and Windcharger was glad he'd spiked the punch.

Jan 25, 2007

Tiedye says:

I told you I could kick his butt. Now gimme my 50 bucks.

Nov 16, 2006

Sondura1 says:

DONT FART!

May 17, 2006

Michael9R says:

Wind don't you know where is Soundwave?

Apr 18, 2006

seminole1 says:

Brawn: I'm going to use this guy's back as my own private toilet.

Apr 9, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Brawn: Hey Windcharger! I found a bench for us to sit on!
Soundwave: Is it me...am I the pervert?

Mar 29, 2006

GiveItUp4 says:

http://narcolepticbarracuda.blogspot.com

Feb 10, 2006

shockwave_inoz says:

BRAWN: "Hey, Windy - what do you reckon?"
WIND: "Nah, that colour will clash with the rest of your furniture."
BRAWN: "Huh, you're probably right. AND it's uncomfortable... Okay, I'll take it back to IKEA and get

Oct 29, 2005

Payner™ says:

"This action is know as 'the corpse hump', it shows that Soundwave is now my property."

Aug 24, 2005

galvanostril says:

the most extravogent race ever! brawn riding on soundwave VS windcharger with flat tires and a narcoleptic rumble on race to the giza pyramids, from there they must get a penguin with their team flag to the top of the pyramid and then get them all the way

Oct 6, 2004

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Brawn: Time for a nice sit.
Soundwave: What do you think I look like, a chair?
Brawn: No, "I" looks like this. (Holds a piece of paper with a large letter "I")
Windcharger: That's the last time I let Brawn watch Dexter's L

Sep 28, 2004

Tiedye says:

Brawn-"I told you to stop picking on me Soundwave, Now you know size doesn't matter! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Jun 29, 2004

Anonymous says:

Brawn:Uh Oh, potty bwoke.

Feb 2, 2004

Zeedust says:

And as he gazed at the car-shaped ottoman, Brawn foumnd himself wondering why he'd bothered stopping at Ikea.

Jan 14, 2004

Anonymous says:

(Brawn): Alright Soundwave....Mush boy! Mush!

Nov 22, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Brawn- so your telling me this isn't a toilet cliffjumper?

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

(how soundwave came to be...) Brawn:" im so gana have strech marks...damit!"

Sep 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Brawn: "look at the cool chairi ordered offa amazon... hey cool it even has a foot rest!"
Soundwave: "mfffrgggrmmm get your feet of my head rrrrgg..."
Brawn:"ooo look it even talks too!"

Sep 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: "please get off, your tailpipe is digging into my back". Brawn:"keep it quiet tall dark and gruesome, that ain't my tailpipe."

Aug 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Lookie, im a big boy now!
Tee-hee! Me gotta go poopie. Soundwave:Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 12, 2003

Minicle says:

Soundwave:(Thinks) Just remain completly still and maybe he won't notice me.

Jul 30, 2003

Unknown says:

Brawn: My what a comfy chair!
Soundwave: GET OFF MY BACK!!!

Jun 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Sit on my face, if you really love me" - Soundwave (Monty P's flying circus song)

May 17, 2003

Ricochet says:

Cliffjumper, take a picture of me on Soundwave.

May 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

After watching a lot of WWE action, Brawn did a Fame-Asser on Soundwave!

May 4, 2003

Bruticus says:

Cliffjumper: "Having fun, Brawn?"
Brawn: "Bite my shiny metal ass."

Apr 21, 2003

pawmaster says:

Brawn: I've done it before but never like this. soundwave: hey I think it's my turn to be on the top.

Apr 15, 2003

zach says:

brawn:you know i think i feel a little fart comin on soundwave:NO NO you cant brawn:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP soundwave:uhhhhhhh @_@

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

No GAS, NO GAS! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (the end of soundwave!)

Mar 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

soundwave: help!

Mar 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wow, that wasn't such a hard landing after all.
Soundwave: @_@ Respiratory circuits...failing...

Mar 28, 2003

MindWipe says:

yo dude me and soundwave are just practising our aeronautical display thats going on at 3 see you there man

Mar 20, 2003

Muse says:

Windcharger: I never thought a robot your size could pass something that large!
Brawn: It's a gift.

Mar 15, 2003

Soundwave says:

ewwwwwwww you just farted on me ahhhhhhhhhh @#$#@!#$

Mar 12, 2003

macabremouse says:

Look prime, I dun good

Mar 8, 2003

Broadside says:

Hey you couldn'y give us a tow could ya?

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

now turn over so i can sit on your face!

Mar 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

I got yer stoopid potassium nitrate!

Mar 2, 2003

EDIMUS PRIME says:

"Man Windcharger this Earth furniture is just to weird."

Feb 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Brawn:ah,time now for a nice sit. Soundwave:Hey!, what do I look like a chair? Brawn*holds up letter I* no, I looks like this. Soundwave: Dough!

Feb 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Who says Brawn's a bottom?

Feb 23, 2003

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Brawn: What's my name, Soundwave! Who's your Daddy!

Feb 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Brawn: *FART*
Soundwave: AHHH!

Feb 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

BRAWN: Hey WindCharger ! Look what passed through my exhaust manifold !
WINDCHARGER: ...(drives away, pretending not to know Brawn)...

Feb 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

BRAWN: Alright Soundwave, don't move. I had really potent energon for breakfast this morning. WINDCHARGER: Pee U Brawn, I think I'll just get a move on alone, that smell is just too unbearable!!

Feb 11, 2003

ryo777 says:

WINDCHARGER: Hey Brawn, this earth mode is GREAT!! I love being an 84 Firebird!!
BRAWN: 84 Firebird?!! I CAN'T TELL?!! You look more like a 67 Plymouth Barracuda!!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

WINDCHARGER: AW CRAP!! Homos up ahead....Don't make eye contact, Don't make eye contact,...WHATEVER you do,..DON'T make eye contact!!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

WINDCHARGER: Hey Brawn, why are sitting on Soundwave?!!
BRAWN: The mofo told me I looked like the dude on the Quaker Oats box wearing Darth Vader's helmet!!

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

"By Primus, Brawn, what did you eat?!"

Jan 21, 2003

Silverwynde says:

Windcharger: "Dammit Brawn, I told you to SIT on him, not... oh never mind!"
Brawn: "Oh, crap, I mean sorry."
Soundwave: "I swear to God, when I get cleaned up I'm gonna personally kill you both.&amp

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

brawn-well windcharger you can forget going to BEST BUY

Dec 29, 2002

jazz921 says:

Hey Windcharger, come here and pull my finger!!

Dec 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

I NEED THE LOO !THIS WILL DO.

Dec 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Surgeon General's Warning: Extreme pressure from a heavy robot such as Brawn can and WILL cause Hemorrhoids, Serious Back Pain, Shoulder Pain, Arthritis, Hepatitis B, Polio, the Common Cold, Hay Fever, Mumps, Constipation, Diarrhea, Lung Cancer,

Dec 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: "Okay Brawn, you want your twenty bucks? Get on."

Dec 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

damn it brawn are you blind!?!? the potty is that way!!!!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Windcharger to brawn: ya got it all wrong, humans don't do it that way!

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: "I wonder when that EXLAX will take effect!!"

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Get off me, you twirp! I am NOT a potty!

Dec 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave:"WTF?! Get off me, ya little twerp!"

Dec 2, 2002

RandomFerret says:

SW: "I'll get you for this, Autobot. I don't know where, I don't know when, but I'm sure it will be quick, violent, and direct to video."

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn " sya uncle"

Nov 17, 2002

gabriel says:

Brawn: Phew! I need to go to the bathroom! I'll
Just use soundwave!!!
Soundwave:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""""&qu

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Thats right you n!@@3r! Stay down until i put the cuffs on you!

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hmmm...needs more padding to be a good couch!

Nov 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

wait this isn't a toilet!

Nov 11, 2002

Galvatron says:

Windcharger: WTF are you doing Brawn?

Brawn: -Grunts- Sorry! I couldn't hold it back to Autobot City! -GRUNT- Ah..

Soundwave: OMFG EWW.

Nov 9, 2002

Firefly says:

Brawn: man, this is great, I got a tape deck and a sofa all in one.

Nov 8, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Soundwave: Man, your feet stink. Brawn: That's not my feet...

Nov 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave trying to be a Headmaster.

Nov 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

As a final humiliation, Brawn rips ass on Soundwave before jumping on Windcharger and riding off into the sunset...

Oct 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

As a final humiliation, Brawn rips ass on Soundwave before jumping on Cliffjumper and riding off into the sunset...

Oct 30, 2002

Battle Angel says:

Brawn: Man I'm beat! We've been out here for hours and have yet to see signs of the Deceptacons. Wonder where they could be?

Oct 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

And so the little red autobot drove in circles around Brawn, laughing, as he had been forced to surpress the beast.

Oct 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Nope these hemaroids are just not getting better.

Oct 26, 2002

Vector Sigma says:

"C'mon...bitch!!! 10 more push ups!!!"

Oct 25, 2002

Unknown says:

Soundwave:- Hey get off me you lump of lard. Megatron help!!"+

Oct 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Hey Soundwave, you're out of toilet paper. Soundwave: Shut-up.

Oct 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

I didn't know Soundwave had a toilet mode

Oct 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: "say it"
Soundwav: "no"
Brawn: "Say it or I'll fart on your head"
Soundwave: "OK, Brawn is the greatest Transformer that ever existed"

Oct 22, 2002

TeleTran2005 says:

Braun: Hey Windcharger did you bring that magazine I asked for?

Oct 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Whew...soft landing
SoundWave: Speak for yourself

Oct 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

BRAWN:wheres the flush? WINDCHARGER:press fast forward! RUMBLE:NOOOOOO!!

Sep 26, 2002

yo says:

Soundwave promises to remember this moment when the movie rolls around.

Sep 25, 2002

yo says:

Brawn demonstrates the newest version of glass gas.

Sep 25, 2002

Bumble_Bug says:

Brawn: HAY I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!! no wait thats a rock..

Sep 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

weeee! Do it again!

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

SW:you better not you Brawn:I better not what(lets one)WC:to late B&WC: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn:"We Autobots have ways of making you talk!" (Cuts one)

Sep 16, 2002

Ironhide says:

Brawn:wait a second Windchager Igot a big one coming. Soundwave:nooooooooo

Sep 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn:"Hold on a sec, Cliffy, I gotta take the biggest dump in the history of taken a dump!"
Soundwave:"I hate my life..."

Sep 14, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

Cliffjumper-"you going to be any longer?"
Brawn-"thats why I never eat tainted energon cubes again."

Sep 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

yeah, anyone can beat a decepticon. but can anyone else say that pooped on one? i think not. Brawn wins again!

Sep 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: This toilet sure is lumpy!

Sep 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

No hes mine, i found him and u cant have him!

Sep 5, 2002

slag says:

quick now you check his pockets!

Sep 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

"now, what did you say about Iron Maiden?"

Aug 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

aww crap now laserbeaks stuck up my crack

Aug 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey windcharger should I leave skidmarks?

Aug 27, 2002

Jeremy says:

brawn: kiss my ass im an autobot

Aug 27, 2002

ToXmAn says:

brawn: kiss my big and green ass.

Aug 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

ajent brawn tests the new and inproved soundwave ejecter-6000

Aug 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

ajent brawn the new and inproved soundwave ejecter-6000

Aug 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn:Hey Soundwave, I betcha never saw this side of an Autobot before! Windcharger:Good one Brawn!

Aug 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

soundwave: Soon, by the movie, you shall be eliminated.
Brawn: Ah, shut up! Your just jealous they make you a background character in season 3

Aug 24, 2002

Cyberman says:

How do I transform him?

Aug 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sound wave tests his ultimate disguise yet...a desert rock.nobody has spotted him yet

Aug 24, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Wrong again, you dipstick crapper...er...tapedeck!

Aug 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Will you give me a piggyback ride Uncle Soundwave?

Aug 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Will you give a piggyback ride Uncle Soundwave?

Aug 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

little does Windcharger know that Brawn combines with Soundwave to form Toiletron!

Aug 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

i want my horsy ride, Unca Soundwave

Aug 23, 2002

Shrapnel says:

Awww, poor Soundwave! *hugz Soundwave* Soundwave feels better so gets up and beats the living daylights out of Windcharger and Brawn!

Aug 23, 2002

Cyberman says:

And I thought Soundwave was a toliet.

Aug 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

thanks to his kind nature, soundwave looked after the minibots between shots on the tv show.

Aug 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: where do i push to flush this damn thing?

Aug 23, 2002

Chris says:

WHEW!! That was alot easier going down than coming out!

Aug 22, 2002

Suzanne says:

Gimme a lift, Windcharger! I gotta take a huge shi--OOPS! Too late.

Aug 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Hay Wind Charger did you see what happend to Sound wave I was kicking his @$$ in the air when he fell into this cannion, i followed but I fell on a blue rock. Wind Charger you dumb @$$ you sitting on him. Brawn: so that explains those faint calls f

Aug 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Get off of me autobot!!
Brawn: Not until you play mombo #5!!!

Aug 22, 2002

Ironhide says:

BRAWN:FARRRRRRRRT SOUNDWAVE: AHHHH THE SMELL

Aug 22, 2002

Ironhide says:

BRAWN: SOUNDWAVE: AHHHH THE SMELL

Aug 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

brawn: damn benches what are these things made of?
windcharger: um... descepticons?

Aug 22, 2002

jamie says:

windcharger:hurry up brawn i need a crap aswell brawn:ok well ave to thank prime for installing this toilet for us!

Aug 22, 2002

davewelttf says:

Windcharger: Are you alright?
Brawn: Yeah, luckily I landed on this rock
Soundwave: Get the hell off me!

Aug 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Windcharger: so what did he transform to?! was that a walkman or a deadman?!

Aug 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Can you spare a square?

Aug 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Should I fart on him?
Windcharger: Yeah, yeah, yeah! :P

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Look what happened when I let Rewind cook dinner! I crapped a Soundwave!
Windcharger: Damn! I`m never letting Blaster`s cassttes cook for me!

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Windcharger: Hey thats one weird lookin wart you got! Brawn: Yeah, I woke up and I had this huge bumb on my bumper!!!

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

(Off camera in the sky) Starscream: BULLSEYE! Thundercracker: Dropping an Autobot on Soundwave was genius!

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: "Hey Windcharger, This new decepticon couch is kind of lumpy!"

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: "Getty-up horsey!"

Aug 21, 2002

Slappyfrog says:

Brawn always liked the Cybertronian version of "The Tortoise and the Hare."

Aug 21, 2002

Prowl says:

soundwave: "come and sit one sants lap" brawn: " i wnna lolypop and i want a megartn blow action figure" soundwav:your sitting on me wrong GTE OFF OF ME!"

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Okay, WHO dropped that minibot on me?!!!!!

Aug 21, 2002

Ruby says:

"Soundwave Transform! Cybertroian Chair mode!"

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

B: Did you see where Soundwave went?
S: Get off me, NOW!

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

B: Minibots unlock special features W:Idiot, that is Minicons!

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Victory is mine!

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave:"Ahh! Right there Brawn. Just alittle lower...aaaaahhhh!"

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

HRRRRRRR Im gonna poop on you soundwave!!!!

Aug 21, 2002

Philip says:

sound wave needed to make extra money on the side because megs dental plan was stupid so he decided to give the minibots rides.

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

brawn: who does number 2 work for. windcharger: what the heck did you eat man?

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Heh, shiatsu massuese I am not!

Aug 21, 2002

Maxie-Astrotrain says:

Windcharger: Come on Brawn your gona lose the race!
Brawn: Awww no fair my Horsie feel asleep!!!

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn hits the German superplex and pins Soundwave for the 3 count from Referee Windcharger!

Aug 20, 2002

Shermtron says:

Windcharger and Brawn play a new game of roadkill with playmate soundwave...ahh those crazy autobot guys..

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Man this recliner is really lumpy

Aug 20, 2002

Slappyfrog says:

Frenzy: "This is why I never come out!"

Aug 20, 2002

Slappyfrog says:

Brawn realizes that a diet may be in order.

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

BRAWN:"Is there anything on me, what, I got Soundwave, where? can I get to it?"

Aug 20, 2002

Ground Zero says:

Soundwave: Laugh now, but I *survive* the movie...

Aug 20, 2002

Cyclonus says:

brawn: this guy makes a great toilet seat *whisper* especially when you have to CRAP!!!!

Aug 20, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Brawn: Well how was I suppose to know that I was too heavy for him to give me a piggy-back ride?

Aug 20, 2002

Cyberman says:

Windcharger: STEAL ALL OF HIS MONEY!!

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

So this is the Cybertronian remedy for back aches.

Aug 20, 2002

Sledge says:

Brawn -- "I thought Soundwave transformed into a toilet!"

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

B and W: BWAHAHAHA
S:Dang it, gang raped by mini-bots again!

Aug 20, 2002

Chachi says:

Soundwave: "That is the absolute last time I fall asleep in Tijuana."

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brawn: Check out my new soundwave skin rug.

Aug 20, 2002

dave says:

Soundwave: "I said sit on my--!" Naw... Too easy...

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

WINDCHARGER:Keep him down while I pick his pockets.

Aug 20, 2002
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