The Ultimate Caption Contest
Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd
226 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Optimustard says:
Cyclones: I told you we'd fit right in at medieval times
Judge: I thought this was a ren ay sance fair
Cyclonus: no wonder you lost control of cybertron!
o.supreme says:
Crowd: WAR! UNH....What is it good for?
Quintesson: Profit!
Cyclonus: Shut up you...
Chrisby says:
"....I don't think this is Botcon at all. Are you sure you were reading that map right?"
Heckfire says:
Where's Waldo? Cuz, y'know, a waldo is a robotic arm...and there's a couple robots...in the picture...OK, I'll shut up now...
seminole1 says:
Quintesson: Do you think we standout here ?
Cyclonus: Me, no, but you, dude you've got five faces what the hell do you think .
Unknown says:
cyclonus:the descises are working
quintesson:i know we are so blended in the auto bots will never find us
Roadshadow says:
Cyclonus: Hey...this isn't the the swinger's bar. It's a gay bar!
Quintesson: Crap, he's onto me.
Dclone Soundwave says:
Cyclonus:Love this masquerade party, but our costumes are the only different ones.
Quintesson:Costume?
Cyclonus:You are wearing a costume aren't you?
Quintesson:This is my real body you stupid-as*!
Montmorency says:
Voice: Those on favour say "I"
People: I!
Voice: Those not in favour say "Nay"
Cyclonus: what are we voting for?
DarkDranzer says:
Cyclonus: Great, just great here we are completely lost and it's only a matter of time before someone shoots us...
Quintesson: Aww quit yer bellyachin' at least we're not on Planet Vegeta right about now...
ShYnE says:
Cyclonus: I've been waiting for sooooo long for the Rock Band Bots to reunite.
Quintesson Face: I'm not really a fan...i just won tickets on the radio.
gauthic_angel7680 says:
Man this Greatful Dead concert is the sh*t. The LSD is f*cking me up.
Towline says:
The Democrats are hoping that Galvatron would lead the United States of America better then George W. Bush.
galvanostril says:
cyclonus: damn you quinteson! you led us to the He-man-con! not the bot-con!
quinteson: mmmm... triclops!
Not Sonic says:
Quintesson's heads in 1987
-doesn't anybody ever take a bath?
-damnit! quit complaining,we may
never get to see michal jackson
in concert again
-oh god!you act like a bodypart will fall off of him,causing him
to get plastic su
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "Newcron said that G1 Demoshior was here saying... Hey, wait a sec, there *isn't* a G1 Demolishor!"
Demolishor: "Aw crud, they're onto me..."
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "All this over a pen?"
Quintesson; "A transforming Optimus Pen..." *Face change* "Can lead to more..." *Face change* "Maybe soon... the rest of the licensed stuff will be worth looking into."
Marv says:
Cyclonus: Crud! The party's theme
was "Dungeons and Dragons"!
not "Transfomers"!
Quintesson: Galvatron sure looks cute in that
chainmail bikini though...
Kal-Seth says:
finding waldotron would be alot eaiser without those GOD DAMN PEOPLE IN THE WAY!
( thanks to space cowboy for the idea)
GunWolf says:
Quintesson - Dude! Your mom dropped us off at the wrong convention!
Cyclonus - Just stay in character these dudes are no match for our cardboard costumes
He-Man Fan - Hey! The new Transformers punching bags came in in!
He-Man Fan #2 - Death to Transfor
Demona says:
C: how many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
Q: 0__0 X__X @__@
Alphatron says:
Alpha-Q: Hey! Cyclonus! Isn't that G1 Demolisher on the view?
:Demolisher is on the view:
Demolisher: Lookey me! I'm Cyclon-butt! I'm stupid!
Cyclonus: Son-of-a---!!
Psyro_Kameato says:
Q1: why the hell are we here?!
Q2: yes I actually like what they did to us in energon
Q3: hm cyclonus? what are you doing here?
cyclonus: you saw what they turned me into in energon?!?!?!
Repsotron says:
C:So this is Glastonbury... Wow!
Q:Hey, I'm goin' to the little megalomaniac's room. Back in 5 hours, OK. Huh... better get a towel for when I get back. It'll be messy Oh and some air freshener.
Great Red Spirit says:
The first day the PS2 was released on another planet, and sold out in 13 Earth seconds flat
Magnus says:
Q: "You know how in the terminal you always spot one person who you don't want sitting next to you on the airplane?"
C: "Yes."
Lord Hadez says:
Quintesson: Cyclonus i thought you said that Ghangiz Kahn was the speaker at the Mongul Horde Convention this.
Cyclonus:.......
Kal-Seth says:
Anouncer: and Now It's Time For Holly Wood Squares.
For some reason Cyclonus and His Compaion aren't as thrilled about a show with washed up acters like everybody else
Kal-Seth says:
What Happens When You Put The He-Man Convention And The TransFormers Convention In the Same Building
Kal-Seth says:
Cyclonus: White Power!
A&E: Secret live sof decepticons we will learn of Cyclonusus involvment with the white power movement
Kal-Seth says:
*Galvatron Looking Over Photos of Cyclonus*
Galvatron: what the hell is he doing at a britteny spears concert and with a.... however the hell you spell their races name!
DeltaOmega says:
A hudge crowed gathers outside the NBC studio to say farewell to the ending of Friends.
Com&Con01 says:
FA Cup Final: Manchester United vs. Millwall
Presenter: And Manchester United has won the FA Cup Final 2004 in the Millennium stadium here in Cardiff, Wales!
Fans: Let's party in the streets of Cardiff tonight and get drunk and laid!
Q: I would ha
Mosaic says:
C: Hey, let's hide in this crowd of teeny tiny humans. The Autobots will never find us there.
Q: Brilliant!
Com&Con01 says:
Disney Recruitment Drive # 284302.
CYCLONUS: What roles are open?
QUINT: Background characters in 'Dave the Barbarian' and school kids for 'Recess'.
CYCLONUS: Could we pass Galavtron off as a kindergardener.
Kal-Seth says:
Cyclonus and his friend accidently wander into the he-man and the masters of the universe convention
Kal-Seth says:
Cyclonus and His Friend Feel a Bit Nervous attending the White Power Rlly and Being The Only Life Forms of Color
Kal-Seth says:
Cyclonus: do you think we got on the wrong transport?
Five Faces: you know.... you might be right
galvanostril says:
cyclonus: dude! we went to the he man convention! there was no botcon this year!
quintesson: drat, and I just did the make-up for all FIVE faces! usually one of them smudges too!
turbo97 says:
Oh my god there is nothing about this that involves metal, none the less heavy metal!
Firewalker says:
"One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong..."
trailbreaker says:
Cyclonus attends another "John Kerry for President" rally in San Francisco.
Banshee says:
Cyclonus and Quin had forgotten their costumes for the Conan convention again
LagunaL8 says:
.....and all the fans stopped and freezed in midair when Wheelie came on the stage.
*crickets chirp*
Powermaster Jazz says:
Cyclonus, a Quintesson, and a bunch of humans protest the next caption contest: Hell, no! We won't go! Hell, no! We won't go!
Shinju-chan says:
Cyclonus: "I demand a re-issue! I demand a re-issue!!!
Ouint: **sheepish** Just a figure period would be nice.
Shinju-chan says:
"Amen! BROTHER!! DO I HERE AN AMEN!!! AND THE LORD SHALL POUR OUT HIS BLESSI----"
Ouint: "Why are they rolling on the floors?"
Shinju-chan says:
Cyclonus: This is the last time I got to a Botcon
Quint: Wait! I still haven't met Peter Cullen yet!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Quint,"Are you enjoying Galvatrons suprise birthday festa."
Cyclonus,"No,I am not.However I am considering hanging you from that branch by your tenticals and telling the guests your a pinata."
Quint,"GULP!" x4
Cyclonus,&qu
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Did you know in southern California illegal aliens are often hired off street corners to pick fruit on vast orchards.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
May 5th 2004:
Cyclonus,"What is going on why are all these pathetic creatures blocking my way to my favorite bar,The Will Burn Wheelie."
Quint,"It's Cinco de Mayo things always get weird this time of year."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Quint,"Its times like these I wish you transformed into a steamroller."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Quint,"What are they doing?"
Cyclonus,"Optimus Prime is driving past they want him to sound his horn."
Quint,"My god the whole species is retarded,I always thought it was just Daniel,but it's all of them."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dear god these Kickboxer sequels just keep getting worse.MAKE IT STOP,MAKE IT STOP!
The Happy Locust says:
Quint - The Term "Anachronism" comes to mind.
Cyclonus- The Term "Shut up" does as well.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Open auditions for Conan:The musical due to open in September at the Winter Garden Theatre drew massive crowds of Conan wannabe's to the New York City Theatre district today.Cyclonus and a Quintesson were needed to restain several hundred unruley act
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus,"I cannot belive the nerds held a no on 15 party."
Quint,"I cannot believe you made a Revenge of the NerdsII reference."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Quint,"You see Transformer my theory was correct,these humans are entranced by the rythemic sounds eminating from this mobile cooling dispensory."
Cyclonus,"It's an ice cream truck.Why is everything so difficult with you? You want a s
energonexpress says:
Director to Cyclonus: "You'll never make it in this buisness. When the Quinteson sings 'Raise your hand if you're Shure', you lift your arm up like everyone else."
Quintesson: "Even that crappy Armada guy who stole you
Shin Kuragami Meister says:
Cyclonuns: i told you not to tell anyone that, the new TF alternator are Dead-end... Quintison: i toght it was Jazz? how am i suppose to know?
Shin Kuragami Meister says:
who will be voter out in the next survivor....
Cyclonus: hey no fair!!! just because i'm non-organic!!! see you in tribal council qunt!!!
Xorn says:
Quintesson: Lets play an other round of I spy Cyclonus
Cyclonus: ...
Quintesson: I spy with my many eys something begining with...
Cyclonus: Is it "Conan fans!"
Quintesson: How did you know?
Cyclonus: ... It has been the same t
manmonster723 says:
Cyclonus: Slag it all! I knew Trump was going to pick Bill over Kwame!
Road Turtle says:
Cyclonus, if we took Gwar and made it a cartoon, would it look this bad?
Road Turtle says:
You see Cyclonus, we shall start our conquest here, at a Gwar concert.
Viper 16 says:
Cyclonus: "OK, now, look for the hairy man that looks like a monkey and likes to raise his arm."
Quint: "Um, I think we have a problem... they all look much the same, to me"
Cyclonus: *looks around* "heck, take all of em'&q
Edgecrusher says:
Cyclonus: " OH look I can see Justin!"
Quint:" you and that Timberlake! *shish* Grow up!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus,"These $1.99 all you can eat breakfast's at Denny's are getting waaaaaaay outta hand."
Quint,"We concur,let us go to IHOP."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Sounds from Cybercon last week(cont.) Cyclonus,"I heard they take credit cards?" Quint,"We gotta get outta here,NOW!"
TheRoMan says:
Cyclonus and a Quintesson at the Cybercon Expo last week...."What is this line for Cyclonus?" "I was told we are taking turns kicking some guys ass that was trying to sell a broken Shockwave for $200.00, let me get my proton blaster out.&qu
Frostic_Prime says:
Cy: We are lucky we have no smelling senses, I can see the steam coming off their armpits!
DeathGaia says:
Priest: "Now marrying couple number 234, now marrying couple 234."
Cyclonus: "Thats Us!!"
Ceaser: "Punch and cookies after the orgy"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Things were a little out of hand at the opening of The Blue Oyster Bar.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
At the MAN-O-WAR concert:
Cyclonus,"Now listen."
"..ride proud my son,your the Defender God has sent.."
Cyclonus,"There doesn't that sound like Unicron?"
Quint,"Are you crazy...well now that you point that out y
Diablocon says:
Cyclonus: This doesn't look like the Transformer's reunion.
Quintesson: Trust me, it is!
Announcer: And we appear to have two special guests at this Conan covention. Cyclonus and a Quintesson from Transformers!
Cyclonus: ...
Quintess
alucard175 says:
Cyclonus: Must be the Janet Jackson album release party Fans getting weirder and weirder
Quint: We love Janet, We love Janet
TheRoMan says:
"I knew it Cyclonus...these chicks all look like men! this is the last time we go to an Indigo Girls concert to hook up."
TheRoMan says:
Cyclonus– "I can't believe we came on the wrong day! " Quint– "I am soooo sorry...I had no idea that this weekend was the Official Lord Of the Rings Convention." Cyclonus– "I think I just stepped on an Elf.....lets get
Ecto says:
Optimus Prime: I'll be damned, your right Hot Rod, this game Everquest is neato, I look like Cyclonus.
Hot Rod: Told Ya Prime, My guy looks like a Quintesson, and I get to cast spells which makes metal pieces into a Transformer.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
At the Hasbro Q & A about Energon Cyclonus,and Judge Delibarado learn their aweful fate.
J.D.,"What is an Alpha Q?"
Cyclonus,"I haven't a clue any guess on Snowcat?"
J.D.,"Beats me,I created Transformers and I don'
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Fans line up outside Toys R Us at midnight for the release of Star Wars episode III figures.So sad isn't it?
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "This concert SUCKS!"
Quintesson: "No crowd-surfing then?"
Cyclonus: "You're gonna have to find another ride home."
Kevinus Prime says:
Shatner: "All I have to say to you is...get a life! You, dressed up like a five faced metal alien, have you ever kissed a girl?"
Kevinus Prime says:
"Oh, crap! That's Tracks! We've wandered into a barbarian coming out party!"
Casual Matt says:
Quintesson: Remind me again why we came to a Dave Matthews concert...
Nuke Mayhem says:
*2001-Premear of Spider-Man*
Human 1-"Wait a minute, are those ORGANIC WEB-SHOOTERS?!"
Human 2-"That isn't right, he's suppose to have mechanical web-shooters!"
Human 1-"Well now the whole movie is ruined, and by this
Marcus Rush says:
Cyclonus: Oh Primus no... its the Pasadena Startrek convention all over again.
Quint: Last face out must listen to Shattner's Rocketman.
Cyclonus: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Finality says:
Cyclonus: You said these would be the best seats ever!
Quintesson: Yah, and by that i meant there were a lot of free snacks around! *chomps the guy in front of him*
Cyclonus: ...eww...
Topnwe says:
Cyclonus: you promised a great army of unstoppable killing machines, and you deliver a bunch of half-naked humans! you suck! Quintesson: they can kill humans, isn't that enough?
Missinginaction says:
He Man (offscreen): By the power of Greyskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!
Cyclonus: Look at that puny Sword! That Autobot Springer's got a better sword than that, and it's rubbish!
Quintesson: Uhuuhhhhhhhh......
Cyclonus: Bah! Everything I tell you
Mogwai Prime says:
Quint: Alright, Simons says put your right arm up. ..... Ok Cyclonus you're out.
Cyclonus: Dude come on gimme another try I can figure it out... ... grumble.
tonyshotz says:
Cyclonus - woah, Lazer Floyd rules!
Quint - yea, I can, like, "feel" the music bro!
kaoslord says:
Q: You know, this halloween party's gonna go down hill pretty quick at midnight.
C: Why?
Q: That's when they think we're taking our masks off.
slyder says:
Cyclonus: Welcome to "Wheres Waldocon"
Quintesson: I knew I should have never gotten out of bed this morning.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus,"Are you sure this is the AA meeting?"
Quint,"Beat's me I'm plastered."
ArctosPrime says:
Cyclonus: these are the best seats you could get?
Quint: Hey do you know how hard it is to find tickets for Cher?
Cyclonus: CHER? You told me this was a GWAR concert!
Quint:......
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus,"Cybercon really needs to hold these events in a bigger venue." Quint,"Mmmm I could sell you to damn near anyone here,and charge whatever I wanted." Cyclonus,"What was that?" Quint,"Did I say that out loud?...&q
Castle74 says:
Of course somebody was not aware that this year's costume party theme was He-Man.
Pokejedservo says:
Normally one would find this crowd rather odd to see but these guys came from the 1980's so what do they care?
Spartanion says:
Quint:This doesn't look like an N'Sync concert... Hey Cyclonus what are you doing here? Is this the N'Sync concert?
Cyclonus:No this is the Van Halen concert you like that N'Stink crap?
Quint:....Ummm no of course not! Do I look that
Spartanion says:
Cyclonus:I told you I thought we shouldn't listen to Bill and Ted... That phone booth looked pretty dam freaky...
Quint:Oh shut up! It's not that bad... Now who is this Konan guy anyway?
Icepike says:
hey quint, we are lucky they mistook those autobots for us who shot that crap house of em down heh
Powermaster Jazz says:
Quint: Think we should tell these organics they're gonna die in a few seconds?
Cyclonus: No let them enjoy N Sync's final concert. It's the honorable thing to do.
DeceptiGojira says:
C: Damm¡¡, I cant hear what Osama is Saying
Q: is seez soomething about killing the evil one or something.
C: Galvatron?
Q: no, some Bozo named Bush
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus,"You said the line for Thunderdome,would be shorter than the one for The Passion." Quint,"How could I know,people would like this movie.After all I got right in to see What A Woman Wants." Cyclonus,"Why'd you go see
Deszaras says:
Quint: Nice seats Cyclonus, I can't see anything!!!. Cyclonus: so what? I don't like Britney Spears anyway.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus,"You were right,this is a good place to start eradicating the human race."
Marcus Rush says:
And the winning bid goes to the five faced freak and his tin slave, what do they get for 400 energon chips? They get the complete Barney Collection and Wheelie record set.
Cyclonus: I warned you not to switch faces.
Quint: Don't blame us. You ju
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Quint,"Why do I get the feeling we're at the wrong party.Check that address again." Cyclonus,"Please join us for our son's baptism party at the Argilian Elks Club on.." Quint,"Whoa hold up you say Elks Club?" Cyclon
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus,"ALL RIGHT WHO COPPED A FEEL OF MY ASS!" Quintesson,"Don't look at me pal I wouldn't touch your ass if were solid gold."
Blitzkriegh says:
: At the latest 80's retro con :
Cyclonus- I thought we were the most popular 8-'s toon!?!
Quintesson- We are, the only thing is we ended up in the He-Man section...
Cyclonus- He man?!?! THIS MORE LOOKS LIKE A COMBO OF IT AND VOLTRON!
Quint
trailbreaker says:
Cyclonus and the Quint stand in line to throw pies at Megatron and win a thousand energon cubes at the annual "Cybertron Family Festival."
LordTyphon says:
Quintesson: Come now it won't be that bad once we get in.
Cyclonus: Yea, yea, but why did you have to drag me along to this Rosanne Sings concert?
Ratbat says:
Quintesson: What are these organic lifeforms celebrating?
Cyclonus: I don't know.
TreadX says:
Cyclonus: All this fuss for the latest Krispy Kreme to open in our area?
Quint: MMmmmm fresh warm glazed donuts....
Shermtron says:
Cyclonus: Hmmmmm John Kerry rally....
Quintesson: my taxes are gonna be raised..
Jaw Crusher says:
True, the horde of fanboys had been camping out in front of the theatre since the previous May, but Cyclonus and the Quintesson figured it was a small price to pay now that Peter Jackson had decided to do 'The Hobbit' after all.
Black Arachnis says:
Cyclonus: that`s the last time I`m taking you to a party.....they`re squishies for the pit`s sake!
nothing_face says:
Cyclonus: Okay, Quintesson - here comes the next wave! ALL: wwwwwwooOOOOOOOAAAAAHhhhh! Cyclonus: Ahah! That was great! Why didn't you do anything, Quintcy? Quintesson: I just realized that I don't have hands. I need a drink.
nothing_face says:
Quint: Okay, Cyclonus; here comes the wave! ALL: wwooooOOOOOAAAHhhh! Cyke: Humans...
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Quint:Okay, just blend in. None of these losers will ever know we're Narcs!
Mkall says:
Announcer: And the losers of the viking lookalike contest are...
Cyclonus to Quintesson: You idiot, you told me not to dress up for this.
crazyfists says:
Quint: "So Cyclonus...do you really think it was worth it waiting over night for the new Matrix movie?" Cyclonus: "YES! And I would do it all over again just to see some of that brilliant acting and plot!"
crazyfists says:
Announcer: "You two big things...in the back...big purple and four face! Do you have what it takes to be the next American Idol?!"
Shadowbird says:
So, now that we've gathered all these evil minions, what do we do with them?
crazyfists says:
Cyclonus: "This is the worest Rocky Horror Picture Show crowd I've ever been in!"
crazyfists says:
Crowd: "Anal sex...anal sex..." Cyclonus: "I gotta stop going to MSI shows."
Castle74 says:
See the crowd in their 80's retro gear(He-man, transformers) awaiting the Van Halen reunion concert!
Damolisher says:
Cyclonus: This ------- starts wavign a Decepticon flag and I'm joining the Autobots...
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Quint: Hey, why so down, I thought you loved N*Sync?
Cyclonus: Because that last post called me "Galvatron"!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The crowds go wild thanking Ryan for fixing the caption contest.Boil those bastards in oil Ryan!
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Quint: That human Gallagher is sooooo funny!
Galvie: If only I could crush the Autobots, as easily as he crushes watermelons...
Powermaster Jazz says:
Cyclonus: That puny Micromaster Autobot! That human could kick his tailpipe with one arm tied behind his back!
Quint: I'll put $50 on the human!
Iatech Chronotron says:
"It appears as though the lead guitar is going to begin a solo..."
GetterDragun says:
Wallace from Braveheart:"...just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our...wait WTF!??! is that giant purple thing and why is humpty dumpty with him!?!?!"
