Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

trailbreaker says:

Lice removal in 2006 is different…..

trailbreaker says:

Worst pay toilet ever …

Madeus Prime says:

Beginning injection of dull surprise

trailbreaker says:

Dr. Archeville left Daniel a present.

Ryuki says:

(Galvatron off screen): oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just going to hurt you really-really bad!!

Evil Eye says:

Daniel, tired of being an object of loathing, tries out the Quinetsson De-F**kwadifier 2000. The result, sadly is Dull Surprise.

REGI ICE says:

Carly (or whoever): ...And this is where they tried to give you a brain....

Unknown says:

Quintesson:"DANIEL STOP USING THE COMPUTER TO LOOK UP PORN!!!!"
Daniel:"BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!"

Unknown says:

this sould stop those evil aliens laying there eggs in my brain

SilentBlaster says:

Daniel:WHAT! Now I need a machine to take a poo.

Unknown says:

Wow a hat! ZAP!
Oh, la la! Un chapeau!

Scatterlung says:

Daniel Brain Read-outs: Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon.

Roadshadow says:

Daniel: Squeak! Squeak squeak mother----ing squeak!
Quintesson #1: Well, we know one thing. The brain swticher we used to put the rat brain in Daniel was a success.
Quintesson #2: I wonder what happened to Daniel-Brain Rat-Body Boy?
Quintesson #3:

Brawn's Girl says:

Daniel: Is this going to hurt?
Quintesson:(Lying) No.

gauthic_angel7680 says:

The all New and Improved Drug Chair.

gauthic_angel7680 says:

All You have to do is attached the Drug Helmet to you Head and Lay down. The Drug Chair does the rest. You Never have to hold the pipe, the roach clip, bong, or anything again. In a few painful second your Stoned again. You ask how, well here it is. Tiny

Montmorency says:

(in Daniel's mind) That duck has my brain! The doctor's experiment worked!

trailbreaker says:

"D" stand for "DUHHHHHHH"

spermaticon says:

the Autobots failed attempt to restore Computron's computational power

Octocon says:

Quintesson: "Human boy, you are an abiniation, garrrrh why did you have to think such disgusting things during your mind probe...im goin to chuck"

Octocon says:

Danny "Boy what a night!" *Danny Rubs head" "Hay where am i? Whats with the silly hat? and Why am i holding a traffic cone?"

Not Sonic says:

Daniel:ha! ha! ha!my brain itches!

BluavalancheZ71 says:

Uploading Brain Restore Program,
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(Computer Freezes)
Shoot the servers down again

Marv says:

The Autobots were in serious problems this time...Megatron had found a way to convert worthlessness into raw Energon and he had captured Daniel...

Greg says:

Prepare To Upgrade Brain.........................................................................................
Upgrade Complete!
How Are You Feeling Daniel?
Derrrrrrrr...

Powerstorm says:

Once you get to know them, the Quintessons are great guys. They even let Daniel try the new Total Immersion Video Game, 'Better than Life'.

Anime_Fangirl says:

Ever wonder where the abnormal brain in "Young Frankenstein" came from? ...Now you know.

Angie Prime says:

Daniel: Wait! Don't you dare hit that switch!...You'll be sorry...uh-oh...This is gonna hurt, isn't it?
Quintesson: Yep.

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Daniel Witwicky, more than 1 million volts of electricity will be passed through your body until all life functions have ceased. Have you any requests before sentence is carried out.

Daniel: Please, let me go, I'll be quiet, I promise.

Executio

Kal-Seth says:

The reason why The invasion of The Brain Snatchers went so horribly wrong

vinlok says:

" are you sure this will get rid of my 80's hair cut"

sagekilla says:

Daniel: Uploading Quinesson Program AYB....Loading....

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Daniel: How are you Gentlemen. Make your time now. All your base are belong to us!

DeltaOmega says:

One day, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, one boy on his own in a small facility on Cybertron suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all

Kal-Seth says:

The Source of Robots in Disguise and Transformers Armada and Energon

Kal-Seth says:

Daniel: I hope they dont brain My Damage

Nightshadow says:

Are you sure this is a Virtual reality helmet?

Ratbat says:

You Quintessons are trying to make me believe the Autobots are evil!!! Well, it won't work!!

Tiedye says:

DANIEL-"Are you sure this hat looks cool HotShot?" HOTSHOT-"OH yeah sure looks great on you, perhaps you should go wear it outside." (Daniel goes outside and comes back a few minute

Tiedye says:

DANIEL-"MY brain!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

The Quintesson device allowed Daniel to look into the future, and by 2023, he'd have a Welsh/Scottish accent, somehow be 62, his last name would be Carrington and would tell a girl called Joanna 'not to do that' because it would

Zeedust says:

Quintesson barbershops have an interesting definition of "a little off the top."

Anonymous says:

The following is the results of the Quintesson brainscan of the human designate:Witwicky,Daniel:...............................................................................................................................................................

Pokejedservo says:

While Daniel get to play with the "Brain Drain" he didn't get to see Scratch neither...

Anonymous says:

Lord Montymort (Mr. Burns): This kid has even less magical essence than Ralph!

Zeedust says:

There wer just too many enteries fo Seibertron's caption contest. Some of them had to be taken down... But it was a pity to lose them. A means of data storage had to be found, a blank slate that no one would ever think of writing over... There

Anonymous says:

For I am the gweeart and powerful Oz!