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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Decepticons ... dancing?

Decepticons ... dancing?
79 comments
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79 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Soundwave - “I think I’m gonna sneak away now.”

Apr 2, 2024

trailbreaker says:

Too much floor wax!

Jun 8, 2023

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

*Decepticons in their free time*
DJ Soundwave, superior

May 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Benny Hill music ....

Jul 24, 2017

Bennington1234 says:

If you think that is all in the picture.
(Outside Decepticon HQ.)
Constructicons and Stunticons:(Singing to the theme of Enchantix from Winx Club):Combiners,Maximum firepower,maximum force!

May 14, 2017

Bennington1234 says:

What a night of overenergizing and watching a marathon of Winx Club does for the Decepticons.

May 14, 2017

ksol71339 says:

SOUNDWAVE plays Metallica's " Sandman. "

MEGATRON:. " THROW STARSCREAM ON MY LAP, MAGGOTS! "

STARSCREAM:. " OH F--K, NOT AGAIN!"

THRASHER:. " COME ON,STUD,THIS IS FUN! "

BOMBSHELL:. " Every time they're HIGH on ANTIFREEZE.."

Apr 7, 2017

BG the Robit says:

Megatron: Hey guys! Energon's in the back, we've turned this place UPSIDE-DOWN!

May 11, 2016

dcj91x says:

Megatron: "Dancing Starscream? This is bad comedy. Let me show you how it's done. You two hold him! Soundwave, lay me down some beats."

Soundwave and Bombshell begin to beat box together, 80's style.

Apr 26, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Megatron break dances after too much Energon.

May 3, 2015

Frenchhorngirl says:

*Thundercracker and Skywarp try to haul Starscream home*
"Starscream!"
"Megatron!"
SOUNDWAVE:"Bombshell, let's not come back next week."

Nov 26, 2013

Swoopscream says:

"Damn, Soundwave, you becoming Jewish does kick ass! HAVA NAGILA!"

Sep 10, 2012

Silver Snake says:

Starscream: Unhand me, you fools! I must dance!

Soundwave: NEGATIVE. GRIFFON ROCK LAW DICTATES THAT A PERMIT TO DANCE IS REQUIRED. GETTING FUNKY IS NOT AUTHORIZED.

Jul 11, 2012

Tripredacus says:

Next time you'll remember the tug-o-war rope!

Apr 8, 2012

popo5 says:

The aftermath of Prime's death in Transformers ROTF. Decepticon celebration!

Apr 6, 2012

dirtysock47 says:

Man just dance 3 is da bomb diggity considering that we have no vieo games

Mar 6, 2012

blackout446 says:

megatron must've won a dance contest considering how it looks like starscream pushed megatron..

Jan 22, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Megatron:Soundwave!!! Lay down that funky beat,I wish to get my groove on!!!

Jan 20, 2012

altramaxus says:

dance....boogie wonderland !

Dec 10, 2011

Zottoman says:

Ay! Macarena!

Dec 8, 2011

michellatron says:

A typical Friday night at Decepticon headquarters:

80s hair band tunes
6 drunk Decepticons dance, dance, dancing the night away!

May 3, 2010

anti-strscrm says:

GRAB YER pardner ...

Jul 23, 2008

moonie says:

leggo my eggo!

Dec 8, 2007

Rept138 says:

Last man standing after that 20th energon tequila wins.

Nov 26, 2007

moonie says:

starscream: God, i hope nobody's recording this.

Nov 19, 2007

darkqueen01 says:

*CLAP* Dance Magic, Dance! *CLAP*

Oct 12, 2007

shockticus says:

Megatron: Dance! Dance, I say!

Sep 28, 2007

what0080 says:

We're powerful brigaders
And deceitful evaders
It's not all fun. We've never won
And we work for a tirader

We would all go back to Cybertron
But we're stuck here with Megatron

Sep 14, 2007

what0080 says:

Sung To Monty Python's "Camelot Song":

We're Decepticon raiders
We're alien invaders
We spend our time annoying Prime
And his Autobot crusaders

We'll eat well back on Cybertron
If we can restock our energon

We&#0

Sep 14, 2007

Q_Silverbolt says:

"I hope no-one is filming this!"

Sep 1, 2007

ACStarscream says:

Doesn't matter how big or small they are, there's always at least two people willing to fight over the last toy in the store.

Aug 12, 2007

Angelbot says:

All day, all day.
Watch them all fall down.
All day, all day.
Domino dancing.

Aug 5, 2007

Unknown says:

skywarp:pullnala!
megatron:wrong movie, bub, we aint museum props

Jul 30, 2007

Freddery says:

Megatron: What the hell is wrong with Starscream?
Thundercracker: Nothing, he's just delirious.
Megatron: From what?
Skywarp: Put it this way.. you need to start blocking some of the human websites.

Jul 28, 2007

trailbreaker says:

White guys can't dance, nor can Decepticons.....

Jul 13, 2007

ChevyTron says:

This very day gave Megatron some ideas of what to do to kill Autobots.

Jul 11, 2007

ChevyTron says:

This was the first and last time anyone listened to waltz music on this vessel. Because reattaching robot arms isn't cheap.

Jul 11, 2007

ACStarscream says:

Due to the shortage of turkey mechs this year, the Decepticons resort to using Starscream for their wishbone.

In a related caption for this week's contest, Starscream's wish did not come true...

Jul 10, 2007

Frostic_Prime says:

Hahahah Hyphy!

Jul 9, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

"Ring around the rosie pocket full of posies, ashes ashes, we all fall down!"

"Good, now if everyone understands the plan, attack!"

Jul 8, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

Thundercracker: Easy Starscream! You're just going to have to accept that you just got served!

Soundwave and Bombshell: Oh Snap!!!

Jul 7, 2007

Editor says:

Megatron: Thank you Soundwave, that will be enough. Mr. Roboto indeed. YOU THREE! Stop your foolish dancing and bring me these humans called STYX!

Jul 6, 2007

Ultra Markus says:

Megatron : We don't have bell bottoms for nothing, now dance like Travolta!

Jul 6, 2007

ultra_drokk says:

move over michael flatley, here's starscream, the lord of the dance

Jul 6, 2007

prime idiot says:

Megatron : Next time he says "pull my finger" I'll kill you all because I can barely stand up due to the stink!!

Jul 6, 2007

Abrupt Departure says:

The third annual decepticon toss is almost at an end and with Soundwave as a judge it's anyone's guess as to which team will win.

Jul 5, 2007

Predaprince says:

Megatron: No, no, no! It is Jazz that is supposed to be ripped in half!

Jul 4, 2007

flame_leopard says:

Optimus Prime sends a scout to see why there has been no new attacks from the Decepticons, and finds that they have discovered the horrible, horrible game Dance Dance Revolution.

Jul 4, 2007

ThunderThruster says:

soundwave: get down and shout

Jul 4, 2007

Unknown says:

Magatron: I am drunk!!!

Jul 4, 2007

dryxler says:

Megatron: "C'mon, Starscream, come over here and tell me what Unicron can bring you for your birthday. I promise I won't use my fusion cannon."

Bombshell (whispers): "And then after I made him do it I was laughing so hard my e

Jul 4, 2007

mechislander says:

Proof that "So you think you can dance" has SERIOUSLY gotten out of hand...

Jul 4, 2007

Road Turtle says:

"Submitted for your approval; a tape recorder, a gun, three F-15's, and a rhinoceros beetle. Six random objects that are more than meets the eye. Yet despite their extraordinary nature, they still find themselves trapped in their two dimensiona

Jul 3, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Starscream, "You let the humans do what to Nightbird!? She was the closest thing we had to a Female Decepticon, and you let them mothball her!"

Megatron, "She wasn't interested in you anyway!"

Starscream, "Of course sh

Jul 3, 2007

snavej says:

Starscream: You spent ALL our money on these huge, antiquated computers? How are we going to buy ammunition for the rest of the year?

Megatron: I'll do what I like! And, by the way, I like going to antique computer collectors' fairs! There

Jul 3, 2007

snavej says:

Megatron: Don't grab him like that! His guns are pointing right at you!

[BZOW! BZOW! Thundercracker and Skywarp fall down dead.]

Bombshell: And these are supposed to be some of our best warriors!

[BZOW!]

Jul 3, 2007

snavej says:

Megatron: I told you that bigamy was a bad idea, didn't I Starscream?! Now your wife and girlfriend are fighting over you!

Soundwave: Bombshell and I can't do oral.

Megatron: Quiet, you!

Jul 3, 2007

mockingbird says:

Wheeee!

Jul 3, 2007

Angelbot says:

Starscream: I'd rather be dancing with Nightbird!

Jul 3, 2007

Deceptifemme84 says:

Megatron: "Behold! I am the universe's mightiest breakdancer!"
Starscream: "Oh yeah? Skywarp, Thundercracker, SPIN ME!!"

Jul 3, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

megatron: Damn! I WILL MASTER THE F*&#ING TANGO!

Jul 2, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

Soundwave: Swing you partner doe-si-doe...

Megatron: Curses Starscream! How dare you abandon me, your partner!

Jul 2, 2007

TheTouch says:

hehe hehe hehehe hehe hehe hehehe he he he hehehe and then another he he hehehe

Jul 2, 2007

gogleman374 says:

Red Rover, Red Rover, Let Megatron Come Over! *Megatron Transforms into gun Points at Starscream* Starscream:Oh ----!

Jul 2, 2007

osiricon says:

Hey Megatron look what we learned from Darren's Dance moves DVD!!

Jul 2, 2007

Dragon1130 says:

Megatron: Starscream, How dare you make me fall. I should make you watch crummy 1980's cartoons.
STarscream: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Soundwave: *Thinking to self* I wounder is our budget is going to go down for that comment.

Jul 2, 2007

m1-prime says:

Starscream, you are a Decepticon Warrior, not a Goonie... NO MORE Truffle Shuffle!

Jul 2, 2007

Roadshadow says:

Skywarp: He's MY Starscream! Mine!
Thundercracker: No! MINE!
Megatron: Dammit, you two, just share!
Starscream: Please Primus, just kill me now...

Jul 2, 2007

megatrina says:

Megatron: Blast it, my dance card is still empty. I suppose I shall have to take a turn about the room whilst the others enjoy the quadrille.

Jul 2, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Starscream, "You just wait Megatron! Someday I'll dump your battered body out into space, and after that, I'll be crowned king of the Decepticons!"

Megatron, "A coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!"

Jul 2, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Thundercracker, "I want to play with Starcream!"
Skywarp, "No it's my turn!"
Megatron, "BLAST! I bought him, I should be the one playing with him!"
Starscream, "I'm not a toy! I don't even look like tha

Jul 2, 2007

autobot_aza says:

megatron: why doese starscream get all the atention!!! im much cooler dance with me now!!!!

Jul 2, 2007

Azimuth says:

Skywarp: "Get your own Wal-Mart exclusive MP Starscream!"

Thundercracker: "Oh, come on, just let me transform him a couple of times!"

Starscream: "Release me, you morons, you'll scratch the paint!"

Megatron: &qu

Jul 2, 2007

Azimuth says:

"Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!"

Megatron: "Enough! Quit that prancing around and go do something productive!"

So

Jul 2, 2007

dabattousai says:

The Aftermath of the TransFormers Movie Opening...

Starscream: Did you see what Bay did to me? Why I oughta...

Megatron: Shut it Starscream, it is not worse than what they did to me.

Jul 2, 2007

joe10lo says:

Gives new meaning do the robot.

Jul 2, 2007

Sloptank says:

Curse you, Red Rover! I shall beeee...avengeddddd....

Jul 2, 2007

Sloptank says:

Hey, stop that! STOP TH...what the HELL is wrong with Bombshell?

Jul 2, 2007

reanimate28 says:

megatron: starscream look at this, ever seen a fist so big......and you thought the probe-u-lator was rough...well this fist also transforms into a spiked mace...so get your rear exhaust port ready.

Jul 2, 2007

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