Decepticons laying around

trailbreaker says:

“No more 4 AM marathon warm ups, we’re exhausted!”

trailbreaker says:

Ice skating follies ….

trailbreaker says:

Ice skating follies.

ksol71339 says:

SOUNDWAVE:. " Now we'll meditate to the VIOLATE FLAME, and ORGASMIC WAVES! "

STARSCREAM:. " SHUT THE F--K UP, I'M TRYING TO THINK! "

THRUST:. " I SEE ANGELS...HOW MUCH ANTIFREEZE DID WE HAVE?! ".

BG the Robit says:

They're either drunk, dead, doing yoga, or all three.

Hero Alpha says:

Now they are called Dissecticons

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Thrust: Uh Starscream, I think Megatron is coming... Starscream: ...don't just stand there! Play dead! *plop*
Ravage: You guys are idiots.
Soundwave: I feel so dumb. I shouldn't have messed with Megatron's burritos. He's gonna be very mad indeed.

trailbreaker says:

Starscream - "That one looks like a bird."

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Remember episode 27? This is a total 'B**** Please' moment."

Chrisby says:

"BILLY! I told you to pick up your toys!"

Menasor75 says:

No one told the Decepticons that it was impossible to make snow angels on Cybertron.

Angelbot says:

All day all day.
Watch them all fall down.
All day all day.
Domino dancing.

Thunderboomer says:

Starscream: I see a Unicorn
Ravage: Grr...Grr..
Starscream: That one over there
Soundwave: Optic sensors detect Tennis Racket

Deceptifemme84 says:

Starscream: "No, Ravage! Like THIS!!"
Thrust: "Forget it. He's never going to learn."
Starscream: "Maybe if Soundwave does it too, he'll catch on. Alright, Ravage, watch this! Play dead!"

Deceptiman says:

Starscream: I need to sleep
thrust and soundwave: i hear you man
Megatron: GET UP, DUMBASSES! YOU MUST BE THE LAZYEST 'BOTS I EVER DAMN WELL MET!!!!!

bringo says:

Robot snow angels?
On problem.
No snow.

Judynator says:

Soundwave: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... This is gold life...
Starscream: Oh, yeah...
Ravage: Puuuuuuuuuuur...

starscream_the_eternal says:

Picture of the first and only decepticon workout session. Sessions did not continue due to the fact that after the session Starscream shot and killed their arobics instructor. Little did he know that the next day he would be awarded the Congressional Meda

Roadshadow says:

Soundwave: That cloud looks like a gerbil...
Thrust: And that one looks like Megatron's ex-wife, Megatronia.
Starscream: And we're all...really high.
Ravage: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....

Unknown says:

ravage:man, how much crack did you guys do?

soundwave: i cant feel my legs

starscream: hey, who's that?

thrust: we should do this again!

ravage: idiots.

Fireblader says:

The decepticon addiction to human pregnancy classes was begining to worry megatron.

Emerarudo_chan says:

Screamer: what does that cloud looks like? To me it looks like Megatron on fire *chuckles*
Thrust: a bunny, defenetly a bunny
screamer : o.0

Emerarudo_chan says:

Starscream and the gang practice their snow angels for the first snow fall

Unknown says:

layin down on the job how profcinal

SilentBlaster says:

Soundwave:I see a dino
Thrust:I see a bunny
Starscream:I see a batman. .......WHAT?

master galvatron says:

S.Scream:Ravage get the TV remote.
S.Wave:We do not have a TV.
Thrust:We did, but trypticon sat on it.

kanesomers says:

Soundwave: Hey Thrust, what are you thinking about?
Thrust: Candy...

Descybner says:

Spike: Honey, I shrunk the 'cons!!

Roadshadow says:

Megatron: Dammit wake up you lazy bums!

Roadshadow says:

Megatron decided to use his shrink ray on four of his minions:

Megatron: Guess who's the big bot laughing now?

Starscream: I hate being a guinea pig.

Angie Prime says:

Starscream: Well this sucks

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Who knew that Starscream and Sounwave were hippies...

bringo says:

I can't believe I ate the whole thing...me two..me three.

bringo says:

"Ok we are 3 big robots. How did tiny the wonder cat get us like this?"

bringo says:

How do we make snow angels again? First we actually need snow.

Korium9 says:

This photo was taken moments after Star Scream carelessly got too intimate with Elita-One.
Due to excessive violence, this photo has been cropped, and the carnage digitally removed.
She has not been seen since.


. . . And no one really wants to go

snavej says:

We're not taking this lying down, comrades!

Tiedye says:

MEGATRON: OK... Simon says lay on the floor with your arms out...HEH HEH ...Now roll over...Nope Ravage I didn't say Simon says,your out.
STARSCREAM: I hate this game!

Tiedye says:

On a hot day the decepticons enjoy a cool day on the floor.

juggaloG says:

Dang, that Primus really packs a heckuva punch is you really tick him off!

Marv says:

SS: I don't know about you guys, but this whole sunebathing thing's just totally not working for me...
SW: Yeah, let's go raid some oil rigs or something instead!

Castle74 says:

Gonna see who can make the best snow angel. If not the biggest!

crypto199 says:

The newest subgroup, The Lazycons!

PrivatePoop says:

BEHOLD OUR NEW TRANSFORMATION, GIANT ROBOTIC MAYORS OF NEW ORLEANS

Scatterlung says:

Starscream: Go on, Ravage! Go get help! Tell Megatron that Wheeljack perfected his immobilizer!! We need help! Go on, Ravage! Get Megatron!!

Draconion says:

Starscream: I can't believe that giant thought we were butterflies!
Thrust: I can't believe he nailed us onto this piece of paper!
Soundwave: AFFERMATIVE

luevanoalx says:

STARSCREAM: HELP!,HELP!...WE'VE FALLEN AND WE CAN'T GET UP!

trailbreaker says:

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
FLOOR !!

soundwavegt says:

If I've told you once, Thrust, I've told you a million times, you blast the bridge when we're on solid ground, not when we're halfway across!!

soundwavegt says:

Oh man, that was a bad 40w, I'm sure of it!

Road Turtle says:

Thrust, "Oh, good job Starscream! Sure, let's make a giant sheet of magnatized metal to trap the Autobots; and once we catch them, we'll melt them with that giant magnifying glass you built! Now I get why you're the leader of us Seeke

Road Turtle says:

Why it sucks to be the Worlds Smallest Transformers.

MinorDemon says:

Ah, the real way to soak up all that good energy from the sun. Hey look! My Decepticon symbol's turning red.

Dr Buffalo says:

Starscream: Ravage! It's backstroke into a backwards dive! Are you trying to make us lose the Cybertronian sychronized swimming contest. Frag it people! I must have that fondu set!

Dragonoth says:

Red Alert and Grapple team up to create the ultimate intruder defense sytem: a permanently waxed linoleum floor!

Silverrose says:

Soundwave: Ravage, eject. Operation: Make snow angels.

Thrust: Um, how are we going to make snow angels when there is no snow?

Starscream: I can't believe I want to take over control of these morons from Megatron...

Air Dawg says:

Look we're strapped together.

Stormshadow says:

Starscream: Thrust thought I told you to stop intimidating Indiana Jones that rolling bolder was the last straw.
Thrust: Come on it was only fun I didn't know we couldn't run fast enough now did I?
Soundwave: Thrust next time try bowling, with

Acelister says:

Starscream: "Y'know... Maybe we should have looked down after jumping backwards from Astrotain..."
Thrust: "And had parachute's like those Human's we saw..."
Soundwave: "Affirmative..."

lockepsb says:

Starscream: So the human female lays like this while the human male lays on top and moves up and down in a thrusting motion?

Thrust: heh you said Thrust!

Soundwave: This forum is PG-13 Starscream, you naughty decepticon!

Ravage: Rawwwwr I'm

lockepsb says:

Starscream: This solar cosmic tan is just what we need before megatron sends us to Hawaii to collect energon from the lava spewing volcanos, eh Soundwave?

Soundwave: Yes, Starscream. If my calculations are correct we shall reach maximum tan-age in 101

Stormshadow says:

The decepticons decided to come down to earth for a holiday, unfortuantly they found it so relaxing they didn't go home.

Draego says:

when Megatrons away, the bots will... slack off

Draego says:

the party ended, but these party anima... er... Decepticons didn't stop till they dropped.

Alpha_Soundwave says:

Be gentile its our first time

Death Gunner says:

The decepticons take a time out after taking alot of energon drugs.

ravage: Remember when using drugs, never share your energon cubes.

Stormshadow says:

The decpticons were trying to do star jumps, unfortuantly they weren't all that good at it.

Draego says:

During their time off, the Decepticons like to enjoy a nice game of 'sleeping lions', Ravage makes sure they don't move by attacking those that do. down to the last 3...

doowaneeprime says:

SW: HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS??!!!!
SS: UNTIL EVERYONE HAS BEEN TAGGED BY RAVAGE.
TH:I REALLY #$%^&^&@@! HATE FREEZE TAG!

KrouseR says:

*thrust* you guys ever like look up at the stars and know that your not alone? i mean think about it? *soundwave* ohhh shut the hell up! *starscream* no no no he has a point....

KrouseR says:

*soundwave* dammnit Ravage, you should have learned by now! *starscream* leaned what soundwave??? not to ---- on the main reactors for our energon recharge station again? hmmmmm? *Thrust* stoopid cat! when i get up!!!

kennyman says:

Soundwave: Okay, everyone, lets try to combine!
Thrust: Shouldn't we be standing for that?
Starscream: Unfortunately, we can't balance yet....

doppelgänger says:

Roll it up. Light it up. Inhale. Exhale.

Bongatron, transform!

doppelgänger says:

THRUST: Dude, those clouds… they’re, like, so big.
STARSCREAM: Ya, I know. Sometimes, I wish… I wish I could fly up there and, like, touch the sky. You know, fly around through all those clouds. Wouldn’t it be great if we could fly up so high and

Minicle says:

Whilst the Decepticons sleep, the wiley Ravage stealthfully attempts to steal Starscream's wallet.

Minicle says:

The other Decepticons were not interested in playing "One man his Dog" with Ravage, much to his disappointment.

Minicle says:

The Decepticons awake in horror to find that they were just plastic toys all along.

ninjabot says:

SoundWave: Hope you are happy Starscream, you just had to ---- off Megatron.

Dirge: Shutup you two Megatron has ravage's motion dectors set on extra high, so he'll kill any thing that moves.

Minicle says:

Starscream: Nobody move! Only a few minutes more and we'll have broken the world record!

Stormshadow says:

Staracream: Ok it's agreed next time we have an all night pary we don't let ravage organise it.

Jackrabbit says:

Starscream: I'm telling you... this will NOT work! I don't care how much bronzer you use.
Sondwave: Come on. Give it a shot! It looks like fun when the humans are doing it. Ravage! Fetch us some beers!

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Ravage's courses in Primal and Relaxational Therapy start to pay off...

Screambug says:

Screamer fangirls: Let's ignore the ugly ones and climb onto THIS ONE!!!!!

Death Gunner says:

The Cons get ready for an episode of Hypnocron, the cybertronian version of the legendary hypnofrog, followed shorty by battle stasis lock robots.

Ransom says:

Megatron: Hah! I am unmoved by your puny attempts to make me increase the number of squishies you get a week! Now get up and finish the jamming array or I will send you into orbit with my fusion cannon!!

Soundwave: ...Cannot move...

Starscream: Mayb

snavej says:

Frikkin' giant magnets! Now I wish we were humans!

Amazon_Flarescythe says:

SW: why do we fight autobots?
T: i've been wondering that to.
SS: morons...we fight the autobots for glory of conquest.
SW: but y what for? and what's in it for us?
SS: well...it's....hmm u know i don't really know.

Amazon_Flarescythe says:

Soundwave: that cloud looks like a bunny

Thrust: no i think it looks more like a cat.What do u think starscream?

Starscream:Z..z..z..z..z...

Thrust: starscream??

Stormshadow says:

Starscream: quick pretend to be toys someones coming.
Soundwave: Who's idea was it that we infiltrate a giant kids bedroom.

Velocity Prime says:

Starscream: I see..a bunny
Soundwave: No, its a mouse
Starscream: Don't make me get up and hurt you...

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Starscream: Start playing Always look on the bright side of life Aounswave

PG13 says:

Passion of the Con

blank says:

duuuuuuuuuuuh

Jasen_1500 says:

Hey you lazy deceptions get back to work

Kevinus Prime says:

Too late, the Decepticons realize someone fed Ravage a Bean Burrito.

JazZeke says:

Snow angels!!!

Phasewing says:

The Decepticons are practicing their daily ritual: Waiting for Unicron, Primus or Trypticon to burn them sensationally with a maginifying glass.

Ravage only wants to be a spectator.

Marv says:

Megatron's plans to gain the fleshlings' sympathy with his "Decepticons On Ice" show met with expectable difficulties in an early stage.

Marv says:

Scrapper (offscreen): Be carefull guys, we just waxed the floor!
Starscream: Okaaay!

Marv says:

SW: Warning, olfactory overload imminent!
SS: Waaah! The stench!
RJ: My outer plating is melting!!!!
Megatron: Fine! I'll put my boots back on then!

Marv says:

The inevitable result of Megatron being from home for a weekend...

Marv says:

Megatron (offscreen): I take it you cretins DON'T like my new bowling shirt, then?

Marv says:

SS: Soundwave? You don't suppose Megs is REALLY gonna burn us away with that giant magnifying glass?
SW: After you latest attempted coup...well...
RJ: How do you keep getting US into these things along with you? That's what I'm wond

Marv says:

SW: When I was just a protoform, my mom told me that the stars were the souls of all the great Decepticon leaders of the past. And that they look down upon us at night.
SS: Big deal, the great Decepticon leaders of today look down upons all day!
RJ

Marv says:

Failed Energon conservation plan # 12: obligatory siësta's.

Marv says:

SS: What was that?
SW: Prime just ran over half of us and shot the rest.
SS: Looks like the big fight scene between him and Megs is up, then...

Sun Runner says:

Soundwave:zzzzz....*huh* hey guys wake up, the parties over.
Starscream:Ohh man that was great last night we drank so much beer.
Soundwave: Yeah we did we got totally wasted.
Starscream: ouch
Soundwave: What's up?
Starscream: Dont no but my butt

Godfather Bluto says:

Starscream: What was that?
Soundwave: I do not know, i can never figure out the last 45 minutes of 2001: A space oddessy.
Thrust: IS that y we're all on the floor.
Starscream: NO! This is because we saw Elita-One with out her torso plate.

Powermaster Jazz says:

Thrust: That cloud kinda looks like a t*t.
Starscream: You got cones on the brain!

Casual Matt says:

Starscream: So, Soundwave, how does it feel to be in Galaxy Force.
Soundwave: You should know, you're in it, too!
Starscream:Oh, yeah! Hahaha!
Thrust: Will the two of you knock that off!?

Not Sonic says:

t-to mmuch pudding..yet sooo good

Dead Matrix says:

Thrust- Starscream, feed Ravage
Starscream-naa i dont wanna, Soundwave feed Ravage, he's your cat.
Soundwave- awwww man, i did it last time.

Dead Matrix says:

Soundwave-"do you guys think there is anything softer than a cloud ?"
Thrust-If I find out, i'll grt back to you.

Jaw Crusher says:

Thrust: "That cloud up there looks like the Helix Gardens."
Soundwave: "And that cloud looks like the Iacon Chamber of the Ancients."
Starscream: "And that cloud looks like the Dinobots skydiving out of an Autobot shuttlecraft,

Powermaster Jazz says:

The Decepticons after watching "The Program."

Black Arachnis says:

Starscream: "is that what I think it is?"
Soundwave: "affirmative."
Thrust: "ohhh crap, we`re gonna fry like antbots aren`t we?"
Ravage: *wimper!*

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Skywarp: I've gotta tell them not to drink that Kool-Aid...NOOOOOO!!!

Screambug says:

Or, this:

It's naptime at Decepticon Kindergarten!

Screambug says:

Where's the snow so we can make snow angels?

Pokejedservo says:

Ravage learns that just because they can talk doesn't make them any smarter than he is.

Death Gunner says:

Starscream and Soundwave: 1,2,3,4,5
Thrust: 6,7,8,9,10
Megatron:What are you doing?
Screamer: Counting game.
*Megs gets his my an autobot missle*
Ravage:11

Death Gunner says:

Ravage: At this rate, you'll never make it to the beast wars!!

Zeedust says:

Scene from "Transformers: The Musical."

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Gym Teacher: Five more sit-ups, ladies!
Starscream: I hate P.E.

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Making linoleum angels is tough!

Roadshadow says:

Megatron decided to use his shrink ray on four of his minions:

Megatron: Guess who's the big bot laughing now?

Starscream: I hate being a guinea pig.

prime idiot says:

Alllways loook on the bright siiide of life!

Sinister Mentor says:

Although Skywarp succeded in killing three of his adversaries, and thus becoming Megatron's second in command, he missed Ravage, who promptly alerted Megatron. Megatron then proceded to creating a nice hole in Skywarp's chest, and giving Ravage

Shermtron says:

In the near future three decepticons wanted to leave megatron and start their own faction... Meet Soundwave Rockwell, Dirge Ray, and Starscream Mccloud. Centurions POWER EXTREME!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The Decepticon's were floored to see Arcee without here coverplates.

Sun Runner says:

And then the Heaven's Gate cult found the Decepticons and.......

Blaster_6267 says:

SS: Everyone make snow angles!
SW: Starscream, there's no snow around here.
SS: I don't care...make angles anyway!

Sunswiper says:

ravage: my secret plan to take over the deepticons is working MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Sunswiper says:

Starscream: is there anything more fluffier than a cloud???
Thrust:has he been writing poetry again?
Soundwave:yeah he not been the same since he started anging out at that french cafe.

Bombzab says:

Cybertronian Survival Tip #14: Don't be down-wind of Abominus after an Energon-fart.

Bombzab says:

Starscream: 'Activate the doomsday-magnet,' Megatron says...HMPH!

Raymond T. says:

Thrust: "What's ravage looking at? Argh! No! Don't lift you hind leg!!!"

DarkDranzer says:

Thrust: Starscream, I'm bored, when can we go home?

SW: Yeah I've got a date with a hot chick tonight!!

SS: I'm telling you morons that until a seagull craps on us or something we shall not remove ourselves from this state!! It's

Raymond T. says:

Starscream: "Argh! I have a thumbtack up my bum!"

Raymond T. says:

When Hasbro said that they were going to use 'twisties' to keep the figures in place, they weren't kidding!

Chamelion says:

The Ring.... You will die in Seven Days.

Chamelion says:

Real trust means being able to fall backwards, and have your partner catch you. Oops.

Thunderdogz says:

If we stay still maybe no one will notice.

Thunderdogz says:

That cloud looks just like a bunny.

Thunderdogz says:

aaarrrgghhh!!!! never again, never again

Death By Motor Bike says:

YYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAA

nocturnalcelt says:

Dont eat the brown energon, it may cause bad trips and/or brain damage

Booda says:

"Three, four, five... are we counting the holes in the entire ceiling or just that one tile?"

Acelister says:

Starscream: "So THIS is why Megatron wanted all females destroyed..."

Starscreamsghost says:

Covenant of Primus - 3:16
And the Lord Megatron asked, "How much do you love me, my loyal Decepticons?" Starscream, Soundwave and Thrust all stretched out their arms, and died for him.

Acelister says:

Starscream: "Have you ever just... Watched the clouds?"

Hairball178 says:

Starscream: "Sooo...does anybody understand what Furman's doing with this 'breaking the seal' thing?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"Okay Decepticons, lets make snow angels!"

DeltaOmega says:

Who knew Decepticons are into sun tanning...

Ratbat says:

The 'Cons are lying down (literally!) on the job?