The Ultimate Caption Contest
Family at Sherman Dam
57 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Revenge of Bruticus says:
DAD: Ok. Tell me again honey. You were sitting here using the bathroom and WHAT came out of a hole in the wall?
shockticus says:
Hey look! A waterfall that cannot be destroyed by mankind!
Is that a giant robot?
Ah, f**k...
hot rod 907 says:
kid: dady look!
dad: OMIGOD! THERE ARE VEHICLES OVER THERE TRANSFORMING INTO 30 FT ROBOTS IN ORDER TO BATTLE OVER THE SAKE OF GOOD AND EVIL!
mom: OMIGOD! A J.C. PENNY!
Dragonoth says:
kid: And then, the giant robot dinosaur jumped from the water going "rarr, rarr!"
mom: That's great, dear. What happened next?
dad: Look! There's some robots over there!
mom: It's good to encourage kids' imaginations, but
Dragonoth says:
kid: In a Xanth book I read, centaurs call their mothers "dam".
mom: Don't swear, dear.
kid: Dam! I mean Mom!
ACStarscream says:
"Honey? Where'd that red and black iron condor come from?"
"'Iron condor'? That's not in the field guide..."
"Here comes Laserbeak!"
Freddery says:
What the family is thinking..
Dad: I wonder how much in insurance I would get if my son "fell" to his death..
Mom: I wonder how much in insurance I would get if my son "fell" to his death..
Kid: I wonder why my parents made me come
Liege Evilmus says:
Yes son, she's fine, but your not supose to stare.
Now do like I do and use the corner of your eye to look.
Liege Evilmus says:
I swear if I hear that story about how once she saw some robots here one more time, I'm gonna beat her with thos binoculars then jump!
Slappyfrog says:
Starscream:"Who does that bitch think she is, wearing white shoes after Labor Day?"
TenaciousMC says:
Dad sure doesn't know how to look in the same direction as everybody else.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Little Timmy didn't have the heart to tell his mother she was looking thruogh the wrong end of the binoculars.
Tusko says:
"Good work Reflector! This photograph shows my plan to clue all of this planets flesh males to a rail has started."
"Your plans suck, Megatron! My binocular glue plan will succeed where yours fails."
"You're an idiot Starsc
Ramtough says:
Mom: I still cant seem to find Sherman.
Dad: I'm pretty sure he's around here someone, after all it's his dam.
Kid: I can't believe my parents are damn morons...
snavej says:
Kid: Why is that robot scratching himself there?
Mum: Don't look, dear.
Dad: Best not to think about it, really. Look! There's a man falling to his death in a barrel!
snavej says:
Woman: He just got out his glowing purple doodah and started waving it about vigorously. I'm so excited!
Man: You mean Megatron and his energon morning star?
Woman: Oh, er, yes! That's exactly what I mean!
Kid: Mum, what's a nymp
snavej says:
The Blonde Bombshell about to meet the Ginger Ninja. And a little boy too.
Road Turtle says:
Mom, "Oh Wow Harold, this dam is more than meets the eye!"
Dad, "Well Honey you picked the spot, you've got the touch."
Son, "Wow, that's a long way down. I wonder if anyone would dare to be stupid enough to jump.&
snavej says:
Kid: OK, hands up whoever ISN'T in Sector Seven, Al-Qaeda, The Machination, Skywatch, RAAT, The New Avengers, the CIA, the Masons, the Decepticon Drone Army or *shudder* The Mickey Mouse Club.
No one puts their hands up.
Kid: *Sigh* Do your wo
Omnus says:
Dad] Looks clear. Honey?
Mom] No choppers or spotters.
Dad] Ok, Junior, sink or swim!
Kid] What? (gets thrown over rail) AAaagh!
Mom] 'sigh' We really need to stop doing this...
Ericus Prime says:
Man: Oh great, I gotta go. (Lubricates over rail) Ah, much better.
Rumble: (from below) Hey, who's lubricating on me?
snavej says:
Dad: Don't drink the water, son.
Kid: Why not?
Mum: You might catch beaver fever.
Kid: Is that a bad thing?
Dad: At your age, yes.
Mum: Stop farting, dear. The falling water hides the sound but the smell remains.
snavej says:
Kid: Dad, why do you wear that red helmet all the time?
Dad: I never know when a giant robot's gonna show up and whack me upside the head.
Mum: My flimsy retro white hat is just as good as a sturdy helmet. No giant robot is going to give me br
Road Turtle says:
Mom, "Oh my gawd! Harold come look! There's a robot, fighting another robot, and OH! One of them's one of those cute little Volkswagen bugs!"
Dad, "Shut up Woman! I'm trying to enjoy the view! Can't take you anywhere
Rolling Thunder says:
Kid: Daaad, you promise me that I'd get to see Bumblebee!
Father: I could've sworn I heard the newsman say that they were filming the movie at the dam.
Mother: Ooo, ooo! I think I see Michael Bay! Wait no, that's a woman...
dabattousai says:
Kid: DAD, you said you would get us in the TransFormers film at the Sherman Dam. What you didn't know is it was the Hoover Dam, you dumb piece of crap for a father.
Mother: Retard, we are getting a divorce once we get back.
Dad: ...
Byrerprime says:
The Allspark? No, I don't see the Allspark. No, no Peterbuilt with stupid flames, either. And please, stop saying, "I bought a car and it turned out to be giant alien robot; who knew?".
Cyros says:
Mom: Why didn't anyone tell me my breasts were so big?
Dad: Look at that water... it is very wet... and it is very sloshy...
Kid: Oh great, I can see the moron who's writing this caption right now.
ninjabot says:
Mom: I wonder if Rumble would come shake me up!!!
Dad: Is that all you think about???
Mom: Yeah sinse you can't do it!!
Son: You guys are gross!!!!
megatrina says:
Dad: Tell me again about this deal you made.
Mom: Megatron told me he'll let us rule the world if we hand over our first-born son.
Dad: Well that sounds great--but can we trust Megatron?
Mom: I don't see why not. Oh look, here he comes
glitched9700 says:
Man: I am going to jump while she isn't looking, She can take care of that brat without me.
Blazefrost says:
dad: Oooohhhh...pretty colors. Colors....
boy: Actually those colors are caused by the-
dad: *pushes kid over rails*
snavej says:
Quintesson Judge (out of shot): Guilty. Feed them to the Sharkticons.
Man: We're boned.
Woman: It's alright honey, the Dinobots are just arriving.
Kid: I told you we should have gone to Disneyland!
snavej says:
Woman: With my binoculars, I can see that Godzilla's balls need a polish.
Man: Are you volunteering?
Woman: No, send the kid.
Kid: F**k that! [Jumps off ledge.]
snavej says:
Woman: This huge waterfall makes me want to ... need to go to the ... too late, it's gone down my leg and into my shoe.
Man: Way to go, pissy shoes.
Kid: If she's blonde and you're a redhead, why do I have brown hair?
Man: Because
Wolfguard says:
Kid: "Mom...the kids at school ask me to bring them MacDonald's all the time. Why? Is it just cuz of my last name?"
Mom: "Well son, I think it's time you and father had a talk about who he really is. Ronald?"
Autobobby1 says:
Boy: Daddy, daddy! Thewe's a giant wobot down thewe! Let'th take a pictuwe!
Dad: That's nice, son.
