The Ultimate Caption Contest
Galvatron about to step on Daniel
101 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rept138 says:
Galvatron: "You step on roaches and then I step on you. There's symmetry in that".
Swerve says:
I'm sorry Mr. Galvatron, looks like your going to need a size 72 shoe, this style does tend to run a little small.
medleystudios72 says:
Ooohhh!!!! Waspinator was happier before being reincarnated as human boy!
Backspace says:
Daniel: Hei..!!! Watch it..!!! I'm still an important character in the next episode...!!
Galvatron: Uuuppssss....!! Sorry did'nt realise.
darth_paul says:
Galvatron: …And once I crush you, you misserable fleshling you’ll have to live a tourtured existance inside Arcee’s head for eternity Bwah-ha-ha!
Daniel: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Octocon says:
Daniel "oh my god hay check this out wheelie, thers a nike logo under here!"
Seibertron sucks says:
Daniel-- No, please, I'm only half as anoying at the Armada brats.
Dragonoth says:
Fortunately, hill giants have large blind spots in which a human can easily hide. Unfortunately, these blind spots are beneath the bottoms of their feet.
-a quote from a Magic card.
Dragonoth says:
If Galvatron continued to act like Megatron, he could have invented a machine to shrink humans.
snavej says:
From my own bitter experience:
'You should pay me double, Meester Galvatron, because you have two shoes to clean!'
snavej says:
From the book 'Brave New World':
Hell on Earth - a boot stamping on your face forever.
From the minds of many Transfans:
Heaven on Earth - Galvatron stamping on Daniel forever.
Thanatos Prime says:
Galvatron: You know I was about to step on you Daniel but I just cleaned these shoes...
lockepsb says:
Wreckgar: Noooow yOu too can own your OwN personable Human foot stop. Show em how it works Mr. Galvatron. They are only $25,000 in Cybertronian Currency! Sorry we do not accept any money offered from Earth. HuRRY and Get yours toDay. Supplies are run
THOR THE GOD says:
daniel in spanish acent:im almost done shining your shoes senior galvatron
galvatron:you better be you little snot thats what i am paying you 5 cents for.
bringo says:
And to think he almost finished the remodeling of the house before the "high tech" air conditioner landed on him.
bringo says:
Boy: "What is that? A foot? A lawn mower? A air craft landing? A.?"*squish*
Off Screen Voice: "And the world will never know."
Raiden Gundam says:
My, what big feet you have, Grandpa!
Galvatron: why you little! (Squish) Call me old!
PG13 says:
For Daniel this was a nightmare
For the Transformer community, it's a dream come true.
Superion80 says:
Daniel: Ok ok... I think I got it all.
Galvatron: Thanks
Daniel: Whatever, just stop walking through ravages litter box!
Thunder_breaker says:
Daniel: Why did Fortress Maximus send me on this mission.
Galvatron: Fortress Maximus paid me 500 energon cubes for this.
transformerguru says:
Galvaton : Why can I not squish this fleshling?
Danial: Damn, I'm glad I learned the ways of the force.
snavej says:
Daniel: With dirty feet like these, I hope you don't have any white carpets at your Fortress of Ultimate Nastiness.
Galvatron: No, fortunately I have red carpets with a white, yellow and brown pattern.
Daniel: Yuck! I know a good interior deco
snavej says:
Daniel (out of his mind on drugs): Damn! That's one f**kin' big horse, man! An' another thing: why are my hallucy...halisita...halitosis...visions so badly animalated? There's hardly any detail on this leg, man! Y'know, I'
snavej says:
Daniel: Well, whaddayouknow? It's completely hollow inside!
Galvatron: Damn, now he knows how I can drink so much yet still remain upright!
SilentBlaster says:
Galvatron: Yay squishies!
Daniel:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*squish*
Unknown says:
(off-screen)
Runabout: "Hey Runamuck."
Runamuck: "Yes, Runabout?"
Runabout: "What's the downside to a giant Galvatron stepping on Daniel?"
Runamuck: "I don't know. What is the downside to a giant Galva
Unknown says:
I have no joke. I am just wishing that for once, Galvatron's foot would squish him as we all have hoped for so long.
dizee-d says:
Daniel: i bet your mumma's so fat that she sat on Unicron and thought it was a pea.
Sky Shark says:
Daniel: Why Galvatron?
Galvatron: Because Optimus, Rodimus, Arcee, your parents and I drew straws on who would kill you and I got the shortest so here we are, give my regards to the devil.
Everyone else: Do it now Galvatron, finnish him off!
Tryphonus says:
Galvatron: Oh Slag!!! Another piece of that damn human gum again!!!
Daniel: I am not a piece of gu- *POP*!!!
Massdestruction says:
Daniel removes the thorn that had been in Galvatron's foot for so many years.
Galvatron: "Thank You. I am not really the evil person that everyone thinks I am. I have just been extremely grumpy due to the thorn. But now that it's out, I
Archanubis says:
Galvatron: "Submit, or I shall step on this fleshling brat!"
Rodimus: "Go ahead, we've been wanting to do that for years."
Galvatron: (thinking) *I knew I should have grabbed Arcee.*
Acelister says:
Cyclonus: "Lord Galvatron!"
Galvatron: "Whu... Who? Cyclonus! I was having that dream where I destroy that human brat and the Autobots make me Galvatron Prime in celebration, again! How dare you interupt!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
3 seconds later and this caption is....SQUISH!
Followed by much cheering.
First-Aid says:
You know, this is a sitaution that I, as a dedicated Transfan, had always prayed for...just allow me to savor it for a week until Ryan puts up a new picture...Now if only this would happen to EVERY SINGLE OTHER HUMAN CHARACTER SINCE G1!!!!
Zeedust says:
Galvatron: "Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on people. As a Decepticon, stomping is the best part of my day indeed!"
Daniel: "But I don't WANNA be the little Dinosaur Comics house!"
King Grimrob says:
Galvatron: London bridges falling down, Falling Down!
Daniel: I need a nail!!!!!!
(sorry, reenacting Army of Darkness)
Caliburn says:
Galvatron: It does not matter that you die, what mattered is that you lived too long.
jamesrivera1412000 says:
I wanna know what the He(( is on my shoe? Cause it's talkin' too much.
teejimusprime says:
know i understand why dad told me not to take drugs!! man i'm trippin
Rolling Thunder says:
Arcee, Rodimus, anybody... HEEEEEEEEELP!!! Ooo, is that an Air Jordan?
dabattousai says:
Galvatron: I've been waiting an eternity for this. It's over Daniel!
Daniel: *huff* *huff* NEVER!
Dclone Soundwave says:
Yes!! I finally get to die because I know everyone hates me!!! Come on you b@$**rd, bring it on!!!
tian17 says:
Oh no galvatron dont be a bully!
[Galvatron steps on Daniels balls]
Ouchies! Why do i feel so gay?
Ratbat says:
Galvatron, why would you want to step on ME? I'm NOT your worst enemy...am I?
Ratbat says:
I gotta remember: This is only a DREAM that Galvatron is about to crush me.
