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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Galvatron about to step on Daniel
101 comments
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101 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Daniel has better things to do tonight than die….

Mar 9, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Yuck I stepped in human again !!

Dec 30, 2020

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Daniel: But I’m important!
Galvatron: Shut up and die! Die!

Jul 31, 2020

Nacelle says:

A villain with understandable motives

Dec 5, 2018

Prime Target says:

DO IT JUST DO IT MAKE THE FANDOM'S DREAMS COME TRUE JUST DOOOOO IT

May 9, 2017

BumbleDouche says:

"And the fandom rejoiced!"

Mar 3, 2016

trailbreaker says:

"This new Combiner Wars Galvatron is huge!"

Sep 21, 2015

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Hey, Cyclonus, I found another acorn! "

Nov 26, 2013

Evil Eye says:

Tell...Atari...I love her...

Mar 19, 2012

Heckfire says:

EVERY AUTOBOT, DECEPTICON, and TF FAN GLOBALLY: "DO IT! DO IT!"

Dec 16, 2011

#Sideways# says:

"DIE POTATO!!!"

Dec 8, 2011

munkimus prime says:

Rodimus- don't worry i'll save you, oh wait its just daniel.

Dec 7, 2007

munkimus prime says:

rodimus don't worry i'll save you, oh wait its just daniel.

Dec 7, 2007

Rept138 says:

Galvatron: "You step on roaches and then I step on you. There's symmetry in that".

Nov 26, 2007

ACStarscream says:

The biggest shoe any kid ever had to shine?

Aug 12, 2007

Unknown says:

I HATE THE HOKIE POKIE

Jul 16, 2007

Kryptikore says:

You see this foot! It's going where the sun doesn't shine!

Jun 7, 2007

Swerve says:

I'm sorry Mr. Galvatron, looks like your going to need a size 72 shoe, this style does tend to run a little small.

May 30, 2007

Nemesis Jason says:

Daniel: "YAAAARGGHHHH, MOMMY!!!! DADDY"S HOME"

May 15, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

If I see one more god damn paridy of Honey I Shrunk the Kids...

Jan 22, 2007

Kevinus Prime says:

Daniel:Its not his foot!!!!!

Dec 22, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

Oh my god he killed Kenny!!!!

Dec 22, 2006

Tiedye says:

EWWW! Theres a human on my foot. Get it off!! Get it oooffffff

Nov 16, 2006

medleystudios72 says:

Ooohhh!!!! Waspinator was happier before being reincarnated as human boy!

Nov 15, 2006

Sondura1 says:

Rodimus:Finally!

Oct 31, 2006

Backspace says:

Daniel: Hei..!!! Watch it..!!! I'm still an important character in the next episode...!!

Galvatron: Uuuppssss....!! Sorry did'nt realise.

Oct 31, 2006

darth_paul says:

Galvatron: …And once I crush you, you misserable fleshling you’ll have to live a tourtured existance inside Arcee’s head for eternity Bwah-ha-ha!
Daniel: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sep 8, 2006

Octocon says:

Daniel "oh my god hay check this out wheelie, thers a nike logo under here!"

Sep 6, 2006

Seibertron sucks says:

Daniel-- No, please, I'm only half as anoying at the Armada brats.

Aug 14, 2006

Dragonoth says:

Fortunately, hill giants have large blind spots in which a human can easily hide. Unfortunately, these blind spots are beneath the bottoms of their feet.
-a quote from a Magic card.

Aug 13, 2006

Dragonoth says:

If Galvatron continued to act like Megatron, he could have invented a machine to shrink humans.

Aug 13, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Galvatron: This is what you get for being an annoying f***!

Aug 7, 2006

snavej says:

From my own bitter experience:

'You should pay me double, Meester Galvatron, because you have two shoes to clean!'

Aug 7, 2006

snavej says:

From the book 'Brave New World':

Hell on Earth - a boot stamping on your face forever.

From the minds of many Transfans:

Heaven on Earth - Galvatron stamping on Daniel forever.

Aug 7, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

Galvatron: You know I was about to step on you Daniel but I just cleaned these shoes...

Aug 6, 2006

lockepsb says:

Wreckgar: Noooow yOu too can own your OwN personable Human foot stop. Show em how it works Mr. Galvatron. They are only $25,000 in Cybertronian Currency! Sorry we do not accept any money offered from Earth. HuRRY and Get yours toDay. Supplies are run

Aug 6, 2006

Unknown says:

Ahh Crap I'd stepped on human again

Aug 6, 2006

DarthOptimus271 says:

*CRUNCH* "Mazel Tov!!!" (Please don't hate me Mel Gibson)

Aug 6, 2006

THOR THE GOD says:

good i cant belive nobody saw an opening for the shoe shining joke

Aug 5, 2006

THOR THE GOD says:

daniel in spanish acent:im almost done shining your shoes senior galvatron
galvatron:you better be you little snot thats what i am paying you 5 cents for.

Aug 5, 2006

Pokejedservo says:

Daniel: Wow the bottom of his foot is really shadowy...

Aug 5, 2006

bringo says:

Sweeper noises...*thoop*
"Aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Aug 4, 2006

bringo says:

And to think he almost finished the remodeling of the house before the "high tech" air conditioner landed on him.

Aug 4, 2006

bringo says:

Boy: "What is that? A foot? A lawn mower? A air craft landing? A.?"*squish*
Off Screen Voice: "And the world will never know."

Aug 4, 2006

DeceptiGojira says:

My hero

Aug 4, 2006

Unknown says:

Never go down a slide backwards!

Aug 4, 2006

Raiden Gundam says:

My, what big feet you have, Grandpa!
Galvatron: why you little! (Squish) Call me old!

Aug 3, 2006

PG13 says:

For Daniel this was a nightmare
For the Transformer community, it's a dream come true.

Aug 3, 2006

Superion80 says:

Daniel: Ok ok... I think I got it all.
Galvatron: Thanks
Daniel: Whatever, just stop walking through ravages litter box!

Aug 3, 2006

skull-cruncher says:

Daniel: Yep, Looks like one of Ravages!

Aug 2, 2006

skull-cruncher says:

Daniel: can't starscream clean the cud from your foot like normal?

Aug 2, 2006

skull-cruncher says:

Daniel: now when did you say i could open my eye's?

Aug 2, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Galvatron stars in: Krush Groove II: STOMP DANIEL

Aug 2, 2006

Thunder_breaker says:

Daniel: Why did Fortress Maximus send me on this mission.
Galvatron: Fortress Maximus paid me 500 energon cubes for this.

Aug 2, 2006

transformerguru says:

Galvaton : Why can I not squish this fleshling?

Danial: Damn, I'm glad I learned the ways of the force.

Aug 1, 2006

Autobot bubbs says:

" I know he said he'd give me the boot, but this is rediculous!"

Aug 1, 2006

snavej says:

Daniel: With dirty feet like these, I hope you don't have any white carpets at your Fortress of Ultimate Nastiness.

Galvatron: No, fortunately I have red carpets with a white, yellow and brown pattern.

Daniel: Yuck! I know a good interior deco

Aug 1, 2006

snavej says:

Daniel (out of his mind on drugs): Damn! That's one f**kin' big horse, man! An' another thing: why are my hallucy...halisita...halitosis...visions so badly animalated? There's hardly any detail on this leg, man! Y'know, I&#039

Aug 1, 2006

snavej says:

Daniel: Well, whaddayouknow? It's completely hollow inside!

Galvatron: Damn, now he knows how I can drink so much yet still remain upright!

Aug 1, 2006

ProwlDC2 says:

You Sure? I dont see a Thorn...

Aug 1, 2006

Dinobot Prime says:

It's GODZILLA!!

Aug 1, 2006

HugeBadWolf says:

Ok, OK, I'll give Evil Kenival his clothes back

Aug 1, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Galvatron: Yay squishies!
Daniel:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*squish*

Aug 1, 2006

Unknown says:

(off-screen)
Runabout: "Hey Runamuck."
Runamuck: "Yes, Runabout?"
Runabout: "What's the downside to a giant Galvatron stepping on Daniel?"
Runamuck: "I don't know. What is the downside to a giant Galva

Aug 1, 2006

trailbreaker says:

Kup - "Reminds me of the time Galvatron stepped on Daniel...."

Aug 1, 2006

trailbreaker says:

Way to go Galvatron! You are my hero!

Aug 1, 2006

Giga Prime says:

"Hmm... Yeah, looks like your breakpads just need to be replaced."

Aug 1, 2006

Unknown says:

I have no joke. I am just wishing that for once, Galvatron's foot would squish him as we all have hoped for so long.

Aug 1, 2006

dizee-d says:

Daniel: i bet your mumma's so fat that she sat on Unicron and thought it was a pea.

Aug 1, 2006

Roboto750 says:

This is how Cybertronian wine is made.

Jul 31, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

"Geez, I stepped in Human again...."

Jul 31, 2006

Road Turtle says:

Saddly, Daniel would escape death...

Jul 31, 2006

Sky Shark says:

Daniel: Why Galvatron?

Galvatron: Because Optimus, Rodimus, Arcee, your parents and I drew straws on who would kill you and I got the shortest so here we are, give my regards to the devil.

Everyone else: Do it now Galvatron, finnish him off!

Jul 31, 2006

Fireblast says:

Not another cockroach!

Jul 31, 2006

Tryphonus says:

Galvatron: Oh Slag!!! Another piece of that damn human gum again!!!
Daniel: I am not a piece of gu- *POP*!!!

Jul 31, 2006

Massdestruction says:

Daniel removes the thorn that had been in Galvatron's foot for so many years.

Galvatron: "Thank You. I am not really the evil person that everyone thinks I am. I have just been extremely grumpy due to the thorn. But now that it's out, I

Jul 31, 2006

Archanubis says:

Galvatron: "Submit, or I shall step on this fleshling brat!"
Rodimus: "Go ahead, we've been wanting to do that for years."
Galvatron: (thinking) *I knew I should have grabbed Arcee.*

Jul 31, 2006

Acelister says:

Cyclonus: "Lord Galvatron!"
Galvatron: "Whu... Who? Cyclonus! I was having that dream where I destroy that human brat and the Autobots make me Galvatron Prime in celebration, again! How dare you interupt!"

Jul 31, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

3 seconds later and this caption is....SQUISH!

Followed by much cheering.

Jul 31, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

THERE IS A GOD!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

Jul 31, 2006

First-Aid says:

You know, this is a sitaution that I, as a dedicated Transfan, had always prayed for...just allow me to savor it for a week until Ryan puts up a new picture...Now if only this would happen to EVERY SINGLE OTHER HUMAN CHARACTER SINCE G1!!!!

Jul 31, 2006

Zeedust says:

Galvatron: "Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on people. As a Decepticon, stomping is the best part of my day indeed!"

Daniel: "But I don't WANNA be the little Dinosaur Comics house!"

Jul 31, 2006

transformerguru says:

Danial: Where is Chuck Norris when you need him???

Jul 31, 2006

King Grimrob says:

Galvatron: London bridges falling down, Falling Down!
Daniel: I need a nail!!!!!!

(sorry, reenacting Army of Darkness)

Jul 31, 2006

Death-Ray Charles says:

After all these years, the cartoon writers did something right

Jul 31, 2006

D-340 says:

Galvatron: I'm about to accomplish what every kid in the 80's dreamed of.

Jul 31, 2006

Onyx Prime says:

Alright, Michael, I PROMISE to keep your 'secret' from now on!

Jul 31, 2006

PG13 says:

Anyone else want to say my foot looks like a horse's hoof?

Jul 31, 2006

kryptondave says:

Look close...did I step in something?

Jul 31, 2006

Caliburn says:

Galvatron: It does not matter that you die, what mattered is that you lived too long.

Jul 31, 2006

jamesrivera1412000 says:

I wanna know what the He(( is on my shoe? Cause it's talkin' too much.

Jul 31, 2006

teejimusprime says:

know i understand why dad told me not to take drugs!! man i'm trippin

Jul 31, 2006

Damolisher says:

Danny: And this is called a Trip!

Jul 31, 2006

shadow minicon says:

OPTIMUS HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 31, 2006

Rolling Thunder says:

Arcee, Rodimus, anybody... HEEEEEEEEELP!!! Ooo, is that an Air Jordan?

Jul 31, 2006

dabattousai says:

Galvatron: I've been waiting an eternity for this. It's over Daniel!

Daniel: *huff* *huff* NEVER!

Jul 31, 2006

Dclone Soundwave says:

Yes!! I finally get to die because I know everyone hates me!!! Come on you b@$**rd, bring it on!!!

Jul 31, 2006

tian17 says:

Oh no galvatron dont be a bully!
[Galvatron steps on Daniels balls]
Ouchies! Why do i feel so gay?

Jul 31, 2006

Ratbat says:

Galvatron, why would you want to step on ME? I'm NOT your worst enemy...am I?

Jul 31, 2006

Ratbat says:

I gotta remember: This is only a DREAM that Galvatron is about to crush me.

Jul 31, 2006

Ratbat says:

No, Galvatron! PLEASE!!! Don't step on me!

Jul 31, 2006

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