The Ultimate Caption Contest
Galvatron w/ Cybertron Headmasters
77 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rainmaker says:
Autobot Headmasters: EVERYBODY HAS A CHANCE TO BE AN AUTOBOT
Galvatron: Frag it, you and your cheesy emotions, I'm crushing myself underneath an iceberg.
Mr Skram says:
Operation Hugs for Thugs was the last push Galvatron needed to finally accept the Titanmaster movement. Anything to get those greasy Autobots off his chassis...
Zeedust says:
It was then that Galvatron realized that while making a necklace out f his dead foes may have seemed like a good idea after he slaughtered the Micromasters, it was quickly becoming impractical.
DarkDranzer says:
H1: AHH IT'S A PURPLE TRICERITOPS!!!
H2: Nahh!! It's a purple buffallo!!
H3: Well whatever it is this will sell heaps on EBay...GO FOR THE HEAD!!
Headmasters: YEAH!!
G: *enraged thinking* I am so sick of everyone makin' fun of m
Zeedust says:
The jealousy of the Headmasters finally hit a fever point when Galvatron got reissued.
DarkDranzer says:
*What pees Galvatron off: Take 2*
Galvatron: Aww jesus will you fan girls or guys or whatever the hell you are get off me before I blow you to peices!!
Fans: WE WUV YOU GALVY!! CAN YOU GIVE US DRUGS PLEASE?
Galvatron: God!! P!$$ OFF WILL YA?
Zeedust says:
Chromedome: "Hey, look! Galvy's got a ruffled collar!"
Highbrow: Hey, he does! Tee hee, it's Sir Galvatron of the Queen's court!"
Marv says:
And at this point it dawned on Galvatron that the "Peace-and-love-a-con" Gestalt team wasn't exactly Decepticon material after all...
Zeedust says:
And from the moment somebody shouted "Dogpile on Galvatron!' things went downhill very quickly.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Give me one reason I shouldn't blast you into smaller Cybertron Headmaster pieces...
Anonymous says:
Chromedome: Surrender or be destroyed! Galvatron: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Galvatrons do not surrender; we CONQUER! (Galvatron proceeds to rip all the Autobot Headmasters apart!)
ionacus says:
in about 2 seconds galvatron is getting ripped apart for being in the armada comic book.
Alphatron2k3 says:
Someone told the Cybertron Headmasters that Galvatron was writing the Armada Scripts and had the sweeps doing the animation. and well the Headmaster didn't like that one bit.
Anonymous says:
Galvitron: how come you guys are not sleeping dead
Chromedome & Stylor: we are the headmasters
Hardhead & Daros: the energon is bad for people to drink
Hibrow & Gort: we will defeat you once and for all
Brainstorm & Ar
Anonymous says:
the real headmaster is galvatron cus he is sucking them all off and leting them circle jerk all over his face!
Anonymous says:
Hard-Head-"Oh my God, it's Galvatron, he's like so cute!" *Headmasters runs to Galvatron, screaming like N'sync Fan-girls*
Galvatron-"HELP!!! These fans are ripping pieces of my body off!"
Firestorm says:
Hardhead: Galvatron, you're going to the dentist even if we have to drag you!
dino says:
Cybertron Headmasters: It Galvatron I'm going to his take Gun Galvatron: Hello Hello hey you give me back my Gun
dino says:
Cybertron Headmasters: It Galvatron I'm going to tough his Gun and then take it Galvatron: Hello Hello hey you give me back my Gun
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: You'll never get it out of me! Master: Oh, I think we can. (Master reaches behind him) Galvatron: No, no no not Barney!!
APOLLO says:
Chromedome: "All right Galvatron, where is he, where is Osama bin Laden."
hotspot says:
Hardhead: Take me to the prom please Galvatron. Brainstorm: No me. Chromedome: No me. Highbrow: No me. Galvatron:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speedbreaker says:
Galvatron:"Uhh... is their some reason your massaging my shouldiers?"
Anonymous says:
Before having nebulans behind the wheel, the Autobot Headmasters where first piloted by teletubbies. However their excessive hugging did little against enemy forces.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: HEY...*uuK* I heard of a himlec manuver, but with 4 guys doin it? please!!!
Chromedome: Hey youre choking on the matrix dammit! STAND STILL!!
Anonymous says:
ChromeDome: THERE HE IS! GET THAT LOUSY 10 CHANGING RID SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Galvatron: Wait! You got the wrong Galva......ERK!!!!
Thunderstreak says:
Chromedome: "We're serious Galvatron...get our names on some RiD toys too or else!"
Anonymous says:
Headmasters: Will you be our special friend? Galvatron: NO! Brainstorm: Pleeeeease? (Blinks optics like Dot Warner)
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:(Thinking)"Urge to flip out, scream like a maniac, andfire my gun until the barrel overheats and melts like hot butter...RISING!!!'
Blitzkrieg says:
Galvatron: "What the fµ©k...???" Headmasters: "Aaww yeah, give us some wuv, baby!"
Blitzkrieg says:
(high-pitched girlie screams) "It's him! It's Ricky Martin!" (more high-pitched girlie screams)
Silverwolf says:
Galvatron: Okay, okay, I'll calm down, but only IF YOU GET YER HAND OFF MY BOOB!
Nightwing says:
Galvatron:Hey listen, just because I now have hooker boots, it doesn't mean I swing that way!
:)
Anonymous says:
The 4 Horny Headmasters want Galvatron's Body so badly, they won't share.
Ultimate Optimus says:
Galvatron: Ok, look! I did NOT cut the cheese! I swear it was Fortress Maximus!
Anonymous says:
Chromedome: WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB! GAVLATRON: GET THE HELL OFF ME, HIPPIE!!!!
Bumblebee says:
Galvatron: No autobot rape. Who is that groping me. actaully who is giving me a blow job now i know why people call you guys headmasters
Anonymous says:
GALVATRON:I can crush you Autobot Headmasters like Bill Goldberg does to wimpy wrestlers. I'M SERIOUS!
Anonymous says:
Autobot: " Hey Galvatron! Do your 'Leonard Nimoy' voice!"
Anonymous says:
Before they decided to make his character a maniac, the writers wanted Galvatron to be a mellow, free spirited chap who enjoyed giving hugs to large groups of people.
Anonymous says:
You're the best arch-nemesis the Autobots could have! C'mere, you!
Anonymous says:
CHROMEDOME: "Group hug!"
GALVATRON: "Damn...why did I ever join AA?"
