Gort's conversation

Vapor-03 says:

In Iacon, transtector drives you.

LieutenantRedWing says:

So you really think I can't do a 360 barrel roll in this thing?

Rainmaker says:

Gort: And then I punched Unicron in the face and he blew up so I'm basically the super master best ultra awesome Transformer ever
Girl: I can tell you're lieing
Gort: Oh...

trailbreaker says:

"Nice tits !"

TF Cagle says:

Gort: Hey Baby.

spartanH85 says:

A bit cold are we?

Zeedust says:

Girl: "Klaatu barada nikto."

Gort: "Why does everyone keep saying that to me?"

Godzillabot Primal says:

Wow, and I thought the movieverse had cleavage

Heckfire says:

"Sorry, I'm only into 2D girls."

Zeedust says:

It's true. Chicks DO dig giant robots.

Red_Sun says:

Wow! I almost not recognized you Arcee!

Demonic Femme says:

Gort, "Hey, you might want to wear that seatbelt. You've got a really pretty body, and if I crashed, the outcome would be awful!"
girl, "Is it just me, or do I have a feeling you like me?"
Gort, ".... yeah, okay, I do- jus

Marv says:

Thanks for keeping this quiet, there would be no living with my fellow Autobots if they knew I STILL don't have my driver's licence!

Marv says:

Hey, you're right! Driving a car is much more convenient that changing into one!

Marv says:

So I says to Optimus: "those curtains with that wallpaper? Are you mad?" ...I says, and then he said, "I'll decied what to put on my own walls, thank you", and whatnow...could you BELIEVE that?

Marv says:

The biggest advantage of having a visor instead of two seperate eyes is that you can't tell what exactly I'm staring at right now...

Marv says:

You're human? What a funny coincidence! I used to be one too!

Marv says:

You're, ah...not from around here, are you?

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Highbrow: Gort head now
Gort: But...But
Highbrow: GET

Zeedust says:

"I don't care what your mother said, you're coming home and changing into something more appropriate before you go to the movies with Eddie!"

trailbreaker says:

Gort impresses the human in his new 2004 Lexus Convertible.

Pokejedservo says:

Gort: Say didn't I see you at those "Before Carly" archives? Why didn't any of you went with him? Girl: Because most of us were lesbians and we'd rather bang eachover than HIM again! Gort: Ahhh... intresting...

Anonymous says:

"So, um... do you find transforming robots sexy at all or anything?"

Anonymous says:

Seriously, I have my own Helicopter.

Anonymous says:

"Hey, babe, are you from Mars? 'Cause your @$$ is OUTTA' THIS WORLD!

Anonymous says:

Wanna Screw ...... Driver?

Pokejedservo says:

Well this is one way how to encourage robosexuality, one-sided? Yes, but effective nevertheless...

Anonymous says:

Gort: Shouldn't you be outwitting Lupin and his buddies or something like that?

Shadow Fox says:

Gort- Ya..well you see, I'm a Homo-bot, we're like the autobots cousins with fasion sense, ya they tried to give us a push in the late 80's but felt it was still too early, so..I appreciate you trying to pick me up..but it isn&a

Anonymous says:

Hey Baby, why dont you take off that other strap! unlike humans I never get tired or worn out!! hehehe

Zeedust says:

"...And then they threatened to disown me if I changed my name, so I'm stuck being Gort until after I'm married and don't have to worry about paying for a wedding on my own."

Anonymous says:

Gort: you see I'm with Highbrow because I'm a headmaster
Jungle girl: called me Jane

Anonymous says:

Easy, love. Let me get home first.

Anonymous says:

Gort : Thanks for the offer, but you're just not my type. I did, however, see you interacting with a pretty cute toaster oven earlier, maybe you could introduce us?

Anonymous says:

so what is it like being a head master? gort: well its like sharing your body with a 20 ft bossy whiny robot with a british accient

Anonymous says:

at that moment gort grined and waited after she drakn the bust enlarging dust he put in her drink gort thinking to himself: here we go he he he

Anonymous says:

Gort: So..um...is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see m--wait a second......

Anonymous says:

So... um... ever do it with a robot before?

Anonymous says:

SAY...does that dress come in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL?

Anonymous says:

yeah it gets pretty lonely out on the open road here, we ave to rely on you hitch-hikers to keep us company, you can't afford to take your eyes off the road, no-sir-ee-bob, *crunch* Girl: OH MY GOD YOU JUST RAN OVER A CAR FULL OF A HOLIDAYING FAM

Anonymous says:

"Hey, baby. Want to see why we're really called HEADmasters?"

Anonymous says:

you are the sexiest thing since the microwave.

Manchester Devil says:

Gort: Having fun with my joystick?

Sideswipe says:

Flash me flash me!!!!!!!

Chachi says:

Gort: "... But the important things was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."

Girl: "Riiiiight..."

Sledge says:

"Well, what if I want an entire hour...do I get a discount?"

Anonymous says:

gort: Your eyes are so brown...
girl: and your visor is so blue..
*SMOOCH!*

Anonymous says:

Gort: Hows about exchanging a few electrons babe!

Anonymous says:

Gort: Hey cutie, Its that a ladder in your dress or a stair-way to heaven?

Anonymous says:

Gort: Hey cute, Its that a ladder in your dress or a stair-way to heaven?

Anonymous says:

Gort: "I really should look at the road when i drive by your headlights are amazin.. i mean.. ahh nevermind.."

Anonymous says:

"you know next time we have to get a car with a back seat."

Dynamus Prime says:

Wanna see why they call this baby "Highbrow?"

Omega Prime says:

Gort: so you wanna get it on in my house or do you wanna play Twister?

Anonymous says:

Here is Nebulan Gort chatting up Jungle Girl. GOOD LUCK! (not)

Mr. X says:

Gort: "You know, I work out everyday."

Anonymous says:

Nice shoes...

Overlord says:

Go make me a sandwitch bitch!

ras says:

"so baby......had a good poo today?"

Anonymous says:

Say baby,hows abouts I teaches ya the process of "binary bonding"?

Anonymous says:

Lady: So, is that a Corrosive acid rainmaker rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

optimuslives says:

Not to be forward or anything, but I am a scientist and all, and I was wondering, could I probe you?

Anonymous says:

"No, I swear! We really are a few ounces too heavy! Now take off your dress and throw it out the window!

Anonymous says:

Believe me i can get rock hard for ya baby!!!

Anonymous says:

Are those 2 guys real?

Anonymous says:

Gort:"Hey,Toots,let's play 'Transformers:The Movie';I'll lay down and be Ironhide, you be Megatron and 'blow the hell outta me!'"

Galvatron Z says:

Gort: "Hey if you were a transformer you'd make one helluva breast-master."

Galvatron Z says:

Gort: "Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my alt-mode?"

Anonymous says:

Gort: Thanks to these High-tech Visors, I can see through your dress.

FortMax says:

Gort: as a matter a fact the seats do recline

FortMax says:

Gort:Wanna see MY hotrod

Anonymous says:

Girl:So what is it like to be a headmaster?
Gort:Come over to my place and I'll show you,I promise you it will be your fanta-
Fortress maximus(interupting on the radio):Highbrow,it's time for battle protocol,Galvatron and Scorponok is

Anonymous says:

Gort: Ya Baby........ Im fully operational in all sexual programs want to take a test drive for free? In fact Im not a 4 speed but Im a 5 speed with a turbo that kciks in at 60mph or 6000rpms which ever comes first with you!

Anonymous says:

Gort: Wish I could wear stuff like that.

Anonymous says:

Gort: Wish I could were stuff like that.

Anonymous says:

"I don't think it's physically possible, but hell, now I'm curious!"

Anonymous says:

"I swear! This time we really have run out of gas..."

Anonymous says:

ROBot: How much do I owe again?

Unicron says:

bot: how much was butt sex again.

stu says:

bot:"Yeah baby, now you're the "Head Master".

stu says:

bot:"Yeah baby, now you're the "Head Masater".

Anonymous says:

Girl: Are you looing at my breat, again? Cause only Optimus can look at them, Stupid!

Anonymous says:

girl: " are you shure optimus won't mind us being here and um....?"

bot: " who said this was optimus, baby i live larger than that you know, this is metroplex!"

girl: " oh my you big stud bot you

Anonymous says:

I don't care if Arcee agreed to join in, it's just not my thing, Okay. Now take me home...Sicko!

Anonymous says:

woman: so thats wot they call a robo-chubby.

Anonymous says:

It always stays hard

Anonymous says:

Why do you like Megatron? You know it gets smaller when he transforms into a gun and his crotch transforms into a trigger! Don't tell me megs doesn't get off when Starscream pulls that cock trigger!

Anonymous says:

Girl: Ya, I'm into role playing.
Gort:Really?...You know who Megatron is?

Anonymous says:

So you have a crush on Six Shot? Well, I can transform into 17 positions!

Optimus Primevil says:

hey gorgeous, how do you think we'll look if we're drawn in american style?
Babe:I won't have these large...

Anonymous says:

and off to your left, you'll see some cows....

Soundbreaker says:

Why would I need Viagra when I have Energon!

Anonymous says:

the Shear physics are mind boggling

Anonymous says:

Wanna get pizza and have sex? No? Don't like pizza huh?

Anonymous says:

Ok lady, ASS, GAS, or GRASS!!!

Optimus Primevil says:

Say aren't you a characther from those gundam series, kids today are talking about?

Anonymous says:

Gort:"Hey, Earth-chick,you ever had a GREEN
one before?Cause mine looks like a big
ol' cucumber!!"
Earth-chick:"Alien pervert!"(thinks about it)"Okay,
lemme see it!"
Gort:"Schwi

Anonymous says:

Thank God for the Visor. She can't see my eye movements!

X-Brawl says:

Gort: So I hear you're like Mother Theresa...you give it to everyone

Diamondrock says:

That's right... My backseat is nice and roomy...

Daniel says:

Yeah, you're right, this is what they call "Hivy-metal" ... {I know it's corny)

Super Ginrai says:

Gort: Do you like my car? It has special features.

Junior says:

Gort: Your right miss, this new model does have great handling. Does it come with free Air bags standard??

ruination says:

HEY I ONLY SAID THE DRESS MADE YOU LOOK LIKE JANE!!

Anonymous says:

Gort: You do realise, when we get off this ride, you jump out first?
Girl: Well, when we get home, I'm giving you the worst talking to you, that you have ever seen!

Anonymous says:

What you looking at? Never seen a talking robot before? Sheesh!

Anonymous says:

Now you see,if you want to effectivly kill a Battle Beast,you've got to REALLY squeeze the neck like so.....

Anonymous says:

Got: Do you do Windows?
Girl: No...But I do everything Else.
Gort: Whoa......

MEGATRON says:

do you blow

Anonymous says:

Hey, wanna ride?

teletran2 says:

(Gort Thinking) "Ah man, I can almost see her nipple!"

Anonymous says:

Have you ever had sex with a "hard" robot before?

Anonymous says:

Hey, Cha Cha, I got more features than a normal human.

Anonymous Iggy says:

Why, of course I've heard of the girl that fell in love with Powerglide... But what does that have to do with why I found you in here?

Anonymous says:

So what do you transform into?

Anonymous says:

Gort: I'm Cybernetic, your Organic. Lets make little Cyb-Orgs!!!

Junior says:

Girl: If have never been on a double date quite like this before.

Gort: Well, the good part is you only have to make dinner conversation with one of us.

Junior says:

Girl: Did you want to be a headmaster when you were little?

Gort: Yes I did, but I almost didn't make it into training school because they said I had a swelled head.

Anonymous says:

Gort: Oops! Pardon me, that was a wet one!

edicius says:

Gort: "What? Opie and Anthony told me that this always works. So again...what are we gonna do about this, eh?"

Anonymous says:

GORT:Betcha never seen one that look like this before,huh?
GIRL:(Thinking)Is that thing real?!

Ultimate Optimus says:

Gort: So, ya wanna get buck-naked and wrestle?

prime says:

could you hold this for me? firts aid says I shouldn't lift anything too heavy.

Anonymous says:

And I have 3 speeds..
No, wait, I didn't mean it like that!

Skids says:

Of course you DO realize I like pie?

Nomad says:

i told you to go BEFORE we left!!

Thunderstreak says:

Hey baby, you're probably wondering why I'm looking at you like that. Well, to tell you the truth - and don't get any wrong ideas about me for this sweetcheeks - but...do you like Marilyn Manson? (pops in latest CD and puts mus

Anonymous says:

You know you shouldn't always wave to strangers, what if you waved to someone with no arms. They'll think your cocky. "Look what i got, this thing here is usefull, I think I'll go pick something up" See thats w

Anonymous says:

They don't call me a "Headmaster" for nothin', babe!

Anonymous says:

Whoa, that's some boobs you've got.

Anonymous says:

Hot Damn! I Scored this time, a hot long-haired brunette.

Percepter says:

Well, you know I can attach to a MUCH larger body. All of it very nicely in perportion...

Anonymous says:

$500??? Listen lady I know you are pretty and sexy but you are NOT worth $500. More like $10.

Unknown says:

So how about we go out sometime and have dinner together?
There is this really nice place called "Iron Hide's SOuthern Grill"!

Anonymous says:

hey baby... thats not a blue movie... its errr... educational... yeah... educational...

Anonymous says:

GORT: So,Jungle girl; ever dated a Nebulan AND an Autobot before? I know you already went out with Daniel.

Shermtron says:

want some of me metal gear... eh love

Prowl says:

What are you staring at lady? I fancy Starscream. He is just so damn sexy. I think you are ugly!

Blitzkrieg says:

"...and so the bartender says' It's not a monkey, it's a camel!'"

Rodimus Primal says:

That's not your gearstick, is it?

mike says:

I really should be keeping my eyes on the road, but.... nice dress

Anonymous says:

Hey a$$hole She is mine!!

Anonymous says:

You're such a hot chick. Like to change my oil?