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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Leozack & Hellbat tell secrets ...

Leozack & Hellbat tell secrets ...
78 comments
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78 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

paul053 says:

Psst, I've signed a new contract with Brave series. We will be more famous there.

May 26, 2016

o.supreme says:

Hellbat: I know who shot DeathCobra tee hee....

Mar 24, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Hellbat: Listen! Don't let Soundwave look at my Youtube history!

Mar 19, 2016

Heckfire says:

"Looooving YOOOOOOOUU...is easy 'cuz you're beautifuuullll...doododoododoodooo..."
"Get. AWAY. From. Me."

Dec 16, 2011

Zeedust says:

Hellbat: "I dunno, I guess whenever soundwave walks in the room, I just feel inadequate... I mean. he's got his own army and alll we've got is one guy apiece..."

Leozack: "Yeah, I know what you mean... I wonder if it's jus

Apr 27, 2006

DeltaSilver88 says:

Hellbat: You know what I saw just a minute ago?
Leozak: What?
Hellbat: Jaruga... in the closet... doing nudge nudge wink wink with your sister.
Leozak: WHAT! *opens closet and gets a punching glove in the face* WOAH!
Hellbat, Gaihawk, Jaruga: Hehehe..

Feb 27, 2006

luevanoalx says:

HELLBAT: PSST,PSST....
LEOZACK:WHAT?
HELLBAT:GEUSS WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT?
LEOZACK:.....WHAT?
HELLBAT:DEATHSAURUZ IN THE SHOWER.....
LEOZACK:!......!!!!!!!OH SH*T!

Aug 8, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Hellbat, "Hey... guess what?"
"What?"
Hellbat, "I like energon cookies!"
"NOT THAT STUPID JOKE AGAIN!"

May 29, 2005

Zeedust says:

Hellbat: "I hate to break it to you, but that helmet makes you look more like Aardzack."

Jul 12, 2004

Shadow Fox says:

Hellbat- heh..Hic' come a little closer brother, let me give you a smooch...

Leozack- Um..I think you've had one tooo many drinks tonight!!!

Nov 6, 2003

Zeedust says:

Hellbat: "That's not really Deathsaurus. It's a giant chicken."
Leozack: "When's the last time you checked for processing errors?"

Aug 4, 2003

Minicle says:

Hellbat: Whisper, Whisper, Whisper.
Leozack: Pardon?

Jul 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Leozack: Psst, Hellbat. Do you know who that guy with the helmet that looks like a jaguar is? I can't remember his name.
Hellbat: That's Jargua. Y'know, lower torso on Liokaiser? Yeah, that's him. I hear that he gets

Jul 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: Psst, I have something to tell you.
Leozack: What?
Hellbat: I...I...I LOVE YOU!! (big smooch)
Leozack: (incapacitated)
Gaihawk: (with a video camera) Hehehe..

Jun 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Leozack: love is sticks
Hellbat: get out of the way
Leozack: stop pushing

May 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

If you just nip in that paint shop - disguise yourself as an Autobot.

May 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

"What the Hell kind of name is Leozack?" "Piss off!"

May 13, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Its true!!! I am your secret admirer!! Kiss me, you fool!!!

Apr 19, 2003

Dj Flash says:

this one time, at band camp...

Apr 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Psst! I'm not wearing underwear ;)

Mar 1, 2003

ryo777 says:

Leozack: Hey!! LET GO!! I told I don't REMOVE my top till after the 1st date!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

Hellbat: Damn it, Leo! I told you not to sleep over Wheelie's house...now you have a COCKROACH stuck in your ear!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

Leozack: HEY!! Enuff Already!! You've been trying to give me a HICKEY for 2 hours ALREADY, you know you can't with that STUPID mouthguard!!...LET"S SWITCH!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

Gives NEW meaning to the word "Close Talker".

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: Y'know, we're like brothers, only closer. Angel: OOOOkay

Dec 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, you have the whitest white part of the eye I have ever seen!

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

I am naked under my clothes you know.
Well there goes my lunch.

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: Is Nightpaw a virgin? Leozack: I'm not sure. Ask Galvatron. Hellbat: Hey Galvatron, is Nightpaw a virgin? Galvatron gets REALLY p****d off.

Nov 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

HB: "And this one time, at band camp ..."

Sep 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: *whisper**whisper*
Leozack: Wheelie did what?!

Aug 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

The result of plastic surgery gone wrong.

Aug 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

I looooove you man!

Aug 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: "You try too hard Leozack"

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

how the hell can I kiss when I have this stupid metal thing on my damn mouth

Jul 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Now come, make robot love to me you big straping Decepticon...

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

only a face a mother would love. now where is my f*cking crack, bitch!

Jul 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: This is the last time we try to conquer a superglue factory!

May 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: He will you go out with me? Leozack: Get off of me you gay decepticon!

Apr 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Daddy!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

hellbat: can you keep a secret?
Leozack: yeah ehat?
Hellbat: I am gay and im going to rape you!
Leozack:AAAAAA!!!!! HELP ME!!!

Mar 10, 2002

magnaboss says:

"Can you feel the love tonight."

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

*whisper,whisper,whisper* "'Everlasting Gobstoppers'? Sure thing,Mr. Slugworth!"

Jan 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat(crying):Leozack pleassee!!!,I can do better!but whatever you do!DON'T CALL DEATHCOBRA!!PLEASE DON'T REPLACE ME!!!!
Leozack:I already called him,now please get off me, i am not an animal!!!
Hellbat:But Leozack, you are an animal

Jan 25, 2002

Blitzkrieg says:

Hell Bat: I love you, man! C'mere! (Gives Leozak a kiss).

Jan 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hell Bat: No! Arcee is mine!

Jan 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: That Autobot Arcee has a nice @$$!

Jan 23, 2002

Stelartron says:

HELLBAT: (whispering) There's some really weird creatures out there starin at us! What should we do? LEOZAK: I don't know. Maybe if we just sit here they'll get bored and go away.

Jan 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cum on the viagra will work in aminute i swear!

Jan 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wanna see why I made it into the Breast Force?

Jan 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

who's tickelish.....come on whos tickleish!

Jan 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

(singing)"Have I told you lately, that I love you..."

Jan 21, 2002

The Chosen One says:

See kids, this is what it looks like when a Leozack grows out of your shoulder

Jan 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ya big baby!!! whadda ya mean your afraid!! it's only a pickachu damit!!

Jan 21, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Here, let mommy clean of babies poopy mark *licks napkin*

Jan 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Some here my preetty leozack!!! *hellbat is kissing leozack*

Jan 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Help me! I've got a pretzel choked in ma throat!

Jan 20, 2002

DARKAGEIS says:

you aint seen me RIGHT
(any one whos seen the fast show should get this)

Jan 20, 2002

super_convoy says:

Come on, you know you want it.

Jan 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

I do not look like soundwave on crack

Jan 20, 2002

Unknown says:

Leozack: I will not let an oppurtunity like this slip by, Hellbat! I have a held a secret for too long....*kiss* *kiss* *tounge*

Jan 20, 2002

Stelartron says:

When the Destrons get really bored, they play telephone. HELLBAT: *whisper whisper* LEOZAK: Ok, the message is "Dusters cool all Seibertron's rinks." 1ST DESTRON IN LINE: Actually, it was "Destrons rule and Cybertrons s

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: Bet ya didnt know but if you watch the end credits, Star Saber wet the bed. Leozak: NO! With this information we can crush the cybertrons. Excellent!

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: AN....and then she....heh heh heh .... she says..t..t..to me ..listen i am saying something important.Leozak: thinking........ next time i leave at that " energon hole "dive !!!

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

gimme some sugar baby!

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

I'll show you the true meaning of breastforce.

Jan 19, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

Hellbat: Psst! Leozak...your fly is open.

Jan 19, 2002

FortMax says:

Hellbat: Please leonzak, not in front of the children

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

No no no! First you whisper something sexy in her ear, like "When you stare I tremble", and then gently raise your hand over to her chest like this...

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

..and ears..check! Okay, this turkey's ready for basting!

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: Leozack... come... closer... There... is... another... Breast... Mas...ter... *dies*

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Woah! http://www.ethniccleansing.net

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Here's a better caption that keeps it simple:
Leozack: Eeeeeeeewwwwww!!!

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: *Smch*
Leozack: Eeew!! I've been kissed by a male Destron!

Jan 19, 2002

Ultimate Optimus says:

Hellbat: Psht! Hey! Can you keep a secret?
Leozak: Yeah, what is it?
Hellbat: I farted back there.
Leozak: You bastard!

Jan 19, 2002

Gupta says:

All work, and no play, makes a Destron gay.

Jan 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hellbat: (get's out Cybertronian translation book) "Do you..want..do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy!"

Leozak: (takes Cybertronian phrase book and leafs through a couple of pages) "My nipples explode

Jan 19, 2002

Bombshell says:

Leozack and Hellbat share a private moment

Jan 19, 2002

Unknown says:

"So ya' see, Leozack ... I really, really do like being part of the Breast Force. It's just, well, uh, couldn't Deszaras have come up with a better name? The other guys think we work at the Seibertron titty bar!&qu

Jan 19, 2002

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