The Ultimate Caption Contest
Leozack & Hellbat tell secrets ...
78 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
paul053 says:
Psst, I've signed a new contract with Brave series. We will be more famous there.
Heckfire says:
"Looooving YOOOOOOOUU...is easy 'cuz you're beautifuuullll...doododoododoodooo..."
"Get. AWAY. From. Me."
Zeedust says:
Hellbat: "I dunno, I guess whenever soundwave walks in the room, I just feel inadequate... I mean. he's got his own army and alll we've got is one guy apiece..."
Leozack: "Yeah, I know what you mean... I wonder if it's jus
DeltaSilver88 says:
Hellbat: You know what I saw just a minute ago?
Leozak: What?
Hellbat: Jaruga... in the closet... doing nudge nudge wink wink with your sister.
Leozak: WHAT! *opens closet and gets a punching glove in the face* WOAH!
Hellbat, Gaihawk, Jaruga: Hehehe..
luevanoalx says:
HELLBAT: PSST,PSST....
LEOZACK:WHAT?
HELLBAT:GEUSS WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT?
LEOZACK:.....WHAT?
HELLBAT:DEATHSAURUZ IN THE SHOWER.....
LEOZACK:!......!!!!!!!OH SH*T!
Demonic Femme says:
Hellbat, "Hey... guess what?"
"What?"
Hellbat, "I like energon cookies!"
"NOT THAT STUPID JOKE AGAIN!"
Zeedust says:
Hellbat: "I hate to break it to you, but that helmet makes you look more like Aardzack."
Shadow Fox says:
Hellbat- heh..Hic' come a little closer brother, let me give you a smooch...
Leozack- Um..I think you've had one tooo many drinks tonight!!!
Zeedust says:
Hellbat: "That's not really Deathsaurus. It's a giant chicken."
Leozack: "When's the last time you checked for processing errors?"
Anonymous says:
Leozack: Psst, Hellbat. Do you know who that guy with the helmet that looks like a jaguar is? I can't remember his name.
Hellbat: That's Jargua. Y'know, lower torso on Liokaiser? Yeah, that's him. I hear that he gets
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: Psst, I have something to tell you.
Leozack: What?
Hellbat: I...I...I LOVE YOU!! (big smooch)
Leozack: (incapacitated)
Gaihawk: (with a video camera) Hehehe..
Anonymous says:
Leozack: love is sticks
Hellbat: get out of the way
Leozack: stop pushing
Anonymous says:
"What the Hell kind of name is Leozack?" "Piss off!"
ryo777 says:
Leozack: Hey!! LET GO!! I told I don't REMOVE my top till after the 1st date!!
ryo777 says:
Hellbat: Damn it, Leo! I told you not to sleep over Wheelie's house...now you have a COCKROACH stuck in your ear!!
ryo777 says:
Leozack: HEY!! Enuff Already!! You've been trying to give me a HICKEY for 2 hours ALREADY, you know you can't with that STUPID mouthguard!!...LET"S SWITCH!!
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: Y'know, we're like brothers, only closer. Angel: OOOOkay
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: Is Nightpaw a virgin? Leozack: I'm not sure. Ask Galvatron. Hellbat: Hey Galvatron, is Nightpaw a virgin? Galvatron gets REALLY p****d off.
Anonymous says:
how the hell can I kiss when I have this stupid metal thing on my damn mouth
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: He will you go out with me? Leozack: Get off of me you gay decepticon!
Anonymous says:
hellbat: can you keep a secret?
Leozack: yeah ehat?
Hellbat: I am gay and im going to rape you!
Leozack:AAAAAA!!!!! HELP ME!!!
Anonymous says:
*whisper,whisper,whisper* "'Everlasting Gobstoppers'? Sure thing,Mr. Slugworth!"
Anonymous says:
Hellbat(crying):Leozack pleassee!!!,I can do better!but whatever you do!DON'T CALL DEATHCOBRA!!PLEASE DON'T REPLACE ME!!!!
Leozack:I already called him,now please get off me, i am not an animal!!!
Hellbat:But Leozack, you are an animal
Stelartron says:
HELLBAT: (whispering) There's some really weird creatures out there starin at us! What should we do? LEOZAK: I don't know. Maybe if we just sit here they'll get bored and go away.
The Chosen One says:
See kids, this is what it looks like when a Leozack grows out of your shoulder
Anonymous says:
Ya big baby!!! whadda ya mean your afraid!! it's only a pickachu damit!!
DARKAGEIS says:
you aint seen me RIGHT
(any one whos seen the fast show should get this)
Unknown says:
Leozack: I will not let an oppurtunity like this slip by, Hellbat! I have a held a secret for too long....*kiss* *kiss* *tounge*
Stelartron says:
When the Destrons get really bored, they play telephone. HELLBAT: *whisper whisper* LEOZAK: Ok, the message is "Dusters cool all Seibertron's rinks." 1ST DESTRON IN LINE: Actually, it was "Destrons rule and Cybertrons s
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: Bet ya didnt know but if you watch the end credits, Star Saber wet the bed. Leozak: NO! With this information we can crush the cybertrons. Excellent!
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: AN....and then she....heh heh heh .... she says..t..t..to me ..listen i am saying something important.Leozak: thinking........ next time i leave at that " energon hole "dive !!!
Anonymous says:
No no no! First you whisper something sexy in her ear, like "When you stare I tremble", and then gently raise your hand over to her chest like this...
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: Leozack... come... closer... There... is... another... Breast... Mas...ter... *dies*
Anonymous says:
Here's a better caption that keeps it simple:
Leozack: Eeeeeeeewwwwww!!!
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: *Smch*
Leozack: Eeew!! I've been kissed by a male Destron!
Ultimate Optimus says:
Hellbat: Psht! Hey! Can you keep a secret?
Leozak: Yeah, what is it?
Hellbat: I farted back there.
Leozak: You bastard!
Anonymous says:
Hellbat: (get's out Cybertronian translation book) "Do you..want..do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy!"
Leozak: (takes Cybertronian phrase book and leafs through a couple of pages) "My nipples explode
Unknown says:
"So ya' see, Leozack ... I really, really do like being part of the Breast Force. It's just, well, uh, couldn't Deszaras have come up with a better name? The other guys think we work at the Seibertron titty bar!&qu
