Megatron on his hands & knees

trailbreaker says:

“Yes, this mattress is quite firm.”

trailbreaker says:

“That’s right Megatron, 20 more pushups !!”

Evil Eye says:

"Starscream! This exercise regime sucks! I've been at this for 4 hours and all I've gained is a hernia!"

BG the Robit says:

Behold! Megatron the Robo-Dog!

BG the Robit says:

Megatron: Megatron bows down to NO ONE...
Megatron's Wife: Ahem?
Megatron: ...except for his wife.

Ravage XK says:

MEGATRON: "In the future I will transform into a tank, thought I better start getting some practice. Err, how is this?"
STARSCREAM: "Its just not the same"

trailbreaker says:

Megatron had too much Energon and Starscream's horny....

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Must I, Starscream? Yoga isn't really my thing."

Chrisby says:

FINALLY I can use my back cannon in robot mode!

Evil Eye says:

No, Starscream! I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY MORE YAOI FAN-FICS!

GraveBorn says:

This yoga shit sucks!

Rex Prime says:

Megatron: eh...stupid malfunctioning eye and visibility technology, i wish the whole war didn't start and i fixed myself from ol'robot jenkins shop.

SoundMaster1 says:

starscream:5000000000 more push-ups, megatron!
megatron:why am I doing this again?

Gigantatron says:

Megatron: Ok I know I've been a bad boy but please just give me my candy now!!!!

Starscream: here you go!!! {Kicks Megatron in the butt}

Dragon_Convoy says:

Starscream- Megatron tonight your the woman and I am the man

ACStarscream says:

Well before he was reformatted into Galvatron, Megatron showed signs of the madman he was to become...

trailbreaker says:

Megatron breakdancing???

Tiedye says:

MY Glasses! MY Glasses! I can't see a thing without my glasses!

darth_paul says:

Megatron: In the future Starscream I'll be a T-Rex and I'll run around like this going, "Rarh-Rarh! Terrorize! Yes!"
SS: "Oh dear Primus, I'm glad that I'll be dead then I wouldn't want to see that."
Megatron

bringo says:

Contact lens...help find it.

tian17 says:

Megatron: O Starscream, you know you want it

kingd16 says:

My equilibrium, failing.

Mad_Mexicoy says:

That's it............He's finally snapped

BluavalancheZ71 says:

Megatron: Nobody move, I have lost my optic sensor.
In back ground crunching noise
Starscream: oops I think I just found it.
Megatron: You fool when we get back to the base you will be scrapmetal!

BluavalancheZ71 says:

Stop your pathetic whining I have heard enough!

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Skywarp: Megatron's a Muslim?

Death Gunner says:

Megatron: BEASTMODE!

Zeedust says:

"Man, the lengths I have to go through just to use this thing... From now on, any body I have, the weapons are shoulder- or forearm- mounted only! Well, maybe some handheld stuff..."

Judynator says:

Mega: We do gymnastics! 1, 2, 3, 4 - 1, 2, 3, 4... Come on, Strasfool! Come to gymnastics!

snavej says:

Megatron: Now, all I have to do is fire my ass rocket and I will outspeed even the fastest Autobots. One, two, three ... THHHRRRPPPTTT!

Starscream: You shoulda cleaned out the tubes first.

snavej says:

Starscream: What have you discovered, Megatron?

Megatron: Buffalo come.

Starscream: I can't see any, even on the horizon. How do you know? Can you hear them?

Megatron: No, fingers sticky.

seminole1 says:

Megatron: Starscream, when you're down like this on all fours the flesh creatures call this( doggy style ). It's some kind of position they use when they're having something called sex.

Starscream: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

lockepsb says:

Narator: Somewhere in the desert of Arizona we find Megatron trying to get Starscream to come out of the Closet once and for all.

Megatron: Now, Starscream what is it that you are thinking about when I get down on all fours like this?

Starscream: H

punycron says:

Okay. Now, right hand red.

Dclone Soundwave says:

Megatron:"No! Grant me mercy Starscream, I beg of you!"
Starscream:"You who are without mercy now plead for it? How about this? NO!!!"(Kills Megatron)

starscream_the_eternal says:

"Hurry up with that Preperation H40 these cyberroids are killing me"!

Ratbat says:

No more, Wheeljack!! Grant me mercy, I beg of you!

Roadshadow says:

Megatron: Woof woof! I'm a dog!
Starscream: I hate charades...

seminole1 says:

My god i'm so old my legs gave out.

Octocon says:

"no starscream, im tired of your fools always missing the autobots when im in hand gun mode... ther is a autobot convoy approaching, this time i shall shot Optimus Prime myself! woo har har har"

Octocon says:

"what are you doin megatron?"
"silence you fool! if i crawl like this i, can sneek into the autobots Head Quaters on detected as one of the dinobots"
"so dats why your leader!"

Unknown says:

megatron: Quick! starscream, get on your hands and knees and crawl around with me. we shall pretend to be animals. then when the autobots come, they will think we are animals and they will go right by us. its the perfect plan. Hurry!

starscream: that h

Roadshadow says:

Megatron: In order to hunt like an animal, you must BECOME the animal.
Starscream: God you're stupid...

Unknown says:

No... the screen fell out AGAIN? FIND IT!!!

Roadshadow says:

Megatron: Dammit! Where the hell are my glasses!?
Starscream: I can't believe I joined him...EVER.

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Megatron had just been shot in the bad place for the first time.

Scatterlung says:

Megatron: Yes, puny insects! I am your new leader! You shall do my bidding, or taste my wrath!!!

luevanoalx says:

MEGATRON: MY QUARTER,MY QUARTER....
STARSCREAM:STOP EMBARASSING US,I'LL BREAK MY PIGGY BANK...

Zeedust says:

"Man, I whish this thing were somewhere more useful... Like on my hip of something..."

Demonic Femme says:

Megs, "AW- Damn it again, I keep tripping!"
Starscream, thinking, 'perfect shot...'
Megs, "Someone help me find my contact lens"
Starscream, 'I should go for it'
Megs, "Hurry up!!!"
Starscream, "

Godfather Bluto says:

MEgs: Do what ever you want to me Sky Devil I can take what ever you've got.
SS: Even this, burining hot energon rod.
Megs: Starscream, I use that everynight thinking about u.
SS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gauthic_angel7680 says:

hey starscream, where are you running off to. you know i like it doggy style. get back over here and show me what a real bot is like.

gauthic_angel7680 says:

with the sh*t stains visible, star scream backs away slowly. with fear of retrubution on his mind for failing to do the laundry right again

Screambug says:

Megatron: "Hey, don't you know WHAT a dog looks like, Starscream?! Fool! I will show you how a dogs acts...woof! woof! See, birdbrain?"

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Now where did I leave my fusion cannon?

Ratbat says:

Megatron--downed by Wheeljack!

Armbullet says:

Don't think im not on to you bug people! Ive been waching you this whole time!!!

Armbullet says:

Don't think im on to you bug people! Ive been waching you this hole time!!!

Zeedust says:

Megatron: "Soundwave, stand on my back. Starscream, get on soundwave's shoulders and hold your arms out so Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw can land on them."

Starscream: "What kind of half-brined scheme is this, Megatron?"

Megatron:

Kal-Seth says:

Dirty Decepticons Five
or
Bad Bots 3: Megatron Takes it doggy style

only On Fox

Zeedust says:

Megatron: "Bet you fifty enegron chips I can blast Omega Supreme's little toe with this thing from all the way over here."

Starscream: "You're on."

juggaloG says:

Megatron's new artillery piece mode!

Magnus says:

Remarkable! These six-legged organisms can lift 10 times their body weight. That's more than I can say for you, Starscream.

Erik says:

starscream hey wgat are you doing megatron megatron looking at my presents

Zeedust says:

Starscream and Megatron will now reenact the climactic scene from the classic Beast Wars episode "The Low Road" for the viewing pleasure of those of you in the audience who like lowbrow humor.

Bruticus says:

Starscream: "Buck Dich! Buck Dich!"
Megatron: "I've got to get his 'Rammstein' CD's away from him . . ."

Dash Trigger says:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous says:

(Megatron) NOBODY MOVE!! I lost a contact lense!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Good Starscheem, hic, I seem to have drobbed my beer... pleeesh helll... helllll... helll...p... me find... ith... hic...

MeGa says:

UH! uH!UHHHHHH!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Optimus: get on you're hands and say that you love me!!

Unknown says:

Megatron in a position he never thought he'd ever be in-Starscream's.

Anonymous says:

Damn! I dropped a quarter!

DKusanagi says:

I'll show you why I am the "Push-up King" back in Cybertron

Anonymous says:

"...That's funny, I could've sworn I saw a big black fusion cannon around here somewhere."

Zeedust says:

Aaaaaaaawwww... Widdle baby Megatwon...

Zeedust says:

Has the contact lens joke been done already? I can never manage to get through all the posts for these...

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I dropped ony of my optic sensors, so watch where you put your feet down. *crunching sound* Starscream: Oops....

Transformer says:

Megatron: Wait stop here i saw a penny on the ground
Starscream: o man....

Anonymous says:

See: The majestic idiot training for Beast Wars.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Sir, um, I don't think this is the best time to show us your Velma impersonation.
Megatron: Oh, and like you could do any better numbnuts.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: What?!! Where am I? Where're the Autobots?

Starscream: What a dork. This is the result of all the alcohol consume.

Anonymous says:

Starscream : And you call yourself leader of the Decepticons??? That's the girliest push-up I've ever seen!

Ricochet says:

Megatron: Where are my contacts?!

Beast Simpson says:

Megs: I saw this in a movie once... If we listen to the tracks, we can tell if a train is coming....

Zu Darkness says:

Damn you Starscream I'm going to get you for banging me up the F-----G ass

pawmaster says:

man, what a night! If only I could remember it all?

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Please be gentle..
Optimus Prime: You, who are without mercy, now plead for it?! I thought you were made of sterner stuff! (Translation: I thought you liked it rough?)
Soundwave: Negative. Soundwave is the seme. (Suddenly dressed as a do

Anonymous says:

Back ache1 blam No i broke a miroor 10000000000000000000000000 years bad luck

Anonymous says:

Screamer: Seriously Megatron, I AIN'T THAT WAY!!! Megs: Awwww c'mon, you know you want to! That's it- Screamer: That ain't my dick, Megatron. Megs: Oh ---- this is gonna hurt!

Anonymous says:

do u always have to go so quickly? cant we just cuddle for a little while!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Ok megatron NOW we'll see who's YOUR daddy!!!

Anonymous says:

megatron: OH yeah f*ck my ass and cum on my face!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Don't be an idot Starscream and help me find me optic lens."

hwti3 says:

You'll be gentle won't you?

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Mighty Megatron, Mecca is that way!

Battle Angel says:

Quick, find a quarter! The space bridge now has a toll booth!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Now you're MY B*TCH!

Kamikazecon says:

Megatron regretted educating Ravage on how to be a fierce guard dog when he realised he was being watched

Anonymous says:

hey guys check stop shooting and check out this cool anthill.

Anonymous says:

SS: Megatron! Drop and give me 50 million you petro-rabbit!
Megs: One...two...three...

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I-I can't find it! Megatron: Don't give up, Starscream, I know you'll find my trigger!

z says:

Megatron: Where are you gonna put it in????
Starscream: It already is in!
Megatron blinks and looks behind him...
Megatron: Excuse me? I don't feel a thing!!

Anonymous says:

Megs:"What about the HEADMASTERS"?

Alexander says:

Nooo!! I lost a contact!!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Drop and give me 50!!!
Megatron: your not the boss of me!

Anonymous says:

Why dose the U.S. toy safty movement hate me?
GOD DAMN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Damnit! Lost my contact lense!

Sledge says:

"Starscream, I'll show you how to breakdance!"

Metroplex says:

M: I lost my contact lenses have you seen them?

gabriel says:

2,000,000,000. Starscream:stop!

Anonymous says:

Starscream, quit looking at my butt!

APOLLO says:

Megatron: "Jesus christ, first my fusion cannon is stolen, then my back blaster is somehow fused in place, now I have to resort to shooting people on my hands and knees."

Starscream: "He He He, and once I give him a swift kic

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Now I'll prove to all Decepticons that I'm the top dog!!!Is the videocamera on??

Anonymous says:

"You know I only do animal voices." Whatever you say, Mr. Welker...

Anonymous says:

M:*sniff sniff* hey starscream get the turpentine i think this is where ravage pi$$ed on the floor!

Skids says:

"And now the most electrifying move on Cybertron -- THE MEGAROONIE!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Behold, my next form, Mega-Dog!"

Hypertron says:

Megatron:I feel sick, I think I have a bit of the BeastWars coming on "cough,cough, oh, cough, BEAST MODE!" "Bark ehem Bark"

Anonymous says:

(dog mode) Arf arf!

Unknown says:

Megs: I dropped my milk money!

Anonymous says:

Meg: But... where are my gasses?! H-help!!!

Stacey says:

Starscream you fool ! clean out my partical beam !

Jeremy says:

megatron: ahhh my heart this cant be my dreams are comeing ture optimus down matrix right in my face all i need to do is fire this gone and ill be happy
starscream: hey leader guess what u won lattery
megatron: AHHHHHH my heart im dead

Anonymous says:

Megatron gets on his hands and knees and starts acting like a dog.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Get down on the floor and say "uncle."
Megatron: Yes sir!

Anonymous says:

Nobody move, that contact has got to be here somewhere.

Anonymous says:

with the sh*t stains visible, star scream backs away slowly. with fear of retrubution on his mind for failing to do the laundry right again.

Anonymous says:

megatron: star scream, these hemoroids are killing me.

Anonymous says:

Megatron:oops i drop the soap

Anonymous says:

The Virus, taking effect as Starscream hoped....has turned Megatron into a dog....Now Starscream will be supreme leader of the Deceipticons...

Omega Supreme says:

Megatron: Where the f#ck is my Fusion Cannon?
Starscream: I think,Soundwave,stole it again.
Megatron: Damn him!

Anonymous says:

MegatronL:9,987, 9,988, 9,989...aw dammit Starscream I lost count!!!!!

Nemesis says:

Megatron: IIIIGHT, Starscreemman... Putcha schwung up me buttamanboy!!! Come down wit da doggaman stylie!!!

Newt says:

I said mount me, you silly goose!

Anonymous says:

oh..oh..where is my key...???

Anonymous says:

Did u c that pink petro rabbit!!!

Anonymous says:

Will u suck out tha poison for me?????

Anonymous says:

Damned contact lense...

Anonymous says:

Mega: Hmmm... I wonder if that backcanon still works. Star: AW yes I have a canon right for ya Meggie!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: What the hell are you doing?
Megatron: Practicing for my newest role as a 6 changer on Robots in Disguise!!! And when I become Galvatron i get 4 more transformations!!!

Anonymous says:

starscram: i am in control now. drop down and give me 20 megatron

Anonymous says:

Starscram:Megatron, i am thirsty!
Megatron:Okay!
Starscream:No! DON'T pi$$! GAAAK! BRRRZZZZZ!
KABOOM!

Anonymous says:

(Robot voice:)MEOW MEOW...

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I've been waiting a long time for this, Megatron. Megatron: Damn it, Starscream, the Patriots were 14 point underdogs, it's not fair! Starscream: Life's not fair, bitch... get ready...

Blitzkrieg says:

Starscream: "Get on all fours and bark like a dog!" Megatron: "Yessir!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Fear the legendary Decepticon pose of death! Mwah-ha-ha!"

Galvatron Z says:

Megatron's master plan for luring Tracks to his doom!

FortMax says:

Everybody hold on! I lost a contact

Silverwolf says:

DAMN IT PRIME! Quite kicking me, I lost a contact lens. AND DON'T GET ANY IDEAS DANNY!*crunch* OH! That's just bloody fµ©king wonderful.

Anonymous says:

Where are you, you wascaly wabbit!

Anonymous says:

Your an idiot Starscream! I told you to get me Rumble not a Rumble!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Now not so hard this time! My ass is still soar...

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Now not so hard this time! My is still soar...

Anonymous says:

Awl right Bitch! Get down and give me 20!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Dammit, Starscream! Where's that contact lens

Starscream: Maybe you need to get lower... ah, yeah, that's it. What a sweet ass.

Anonymous says:

Optimus: "blue..42...set..hut!!!

Unknown says:

Megatron: Now Starscream don't get any ideas from those fetish books!

Super Prime says:

Megatron: I said Optimus to do it not you!

Stelartron says:

Let's play horsie!

Anonymous says:

Taste some of my smaller canon.Let me just get in position to shoot you like a true scientific war genius should.Oh and starscream kick me in the ass to give me a boost.

matt says:

(Megatron) *sigh...* The things I have to do to kep Starscream happy! (Starscream) Heh heh heh...NOW who's your mommy, 'Mighty' Megatron?

Unknown says:

I dropped a damn quarter!

Chains says:

megs: ok this time see if you can get both hands in there.

Anonymous says:

the damn micromaster is up here!

Master Hound X says:

Meg: hey watch this I'm gonna fire my cannon

Star: yeah I can find a good place to fire MY cannon

Windcharger says:

Starscream: I don't want to lead the Decepticons, I just want to be YOUR master
Megastron (to himself) thank Primus, Shockwave never played games like this

Anonymous says:

Someday, I'm going to tell CYBERTRON about the crying game!

Anonymous says:

*Barry White Music Playing in the background*
Starscream-Now Megatron, who's the leader? No, who's yo' daddy?!

Unknown says:

Damn! I KNOW I dropped a quarter here somewhere! Now, where the hell is it?

Anonymous says:

damn, where the hell is that soap at?

Anonymous says:

As the Decepticon ranks were decimated Megatron slipped into a mental lapse thnking he was a chicken. Which left Starscream only to ponder his own existence

Anonymous says:

Hey boy! You look mighty good in those jeans.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Starscream why do you allways want to do it from behind? Are you pretending I'm someone else?

Jackpot says:

"My shadow! My beautiful shadow! What have you DONE with it, accursed Autobot fools?!"

Anonymous says:

Dont just stand there you fools, help me find the keys to the spaceship, or we'll naver make it back in time for FRIENDS!

Jackpot says:

Despite its more relevant title, "Crouching Leader, Hidden Torso" was vastly outdone by its counterpart.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Heeeere kitty kitty kitty...."
Starscream: "I'll go ask Optimus Prime if he's seen your cat."
Megatron: "Damn it, you fool! I'm looking for his cat! I won't get

Anonymous says:

Now I shall destroy...DAMN! My contact fell out!

Anonymous says:

"No, Starscream. I did not have a nice trip. And as soon as my hip resets itself I'm going to turn your oil filter into a pencil holder."

Anonymous says:

Megatron : "NOW, WE SHALL TAKE THE EARTH, ONCE AND FOR- OW! DAMMIT! Charlie horse! Ow. fµ©k."

AutobotLDR says:

"Please Sir May I Have another" ...Sorry Fraternaty humor

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Ow,damn...How drunk did I get
last night? And why does my ASS hurt?"
Starscream:"You mean you forgot? I thought
you loved me, Sugarbutt!"

Anonymous says:

No Starscream this is how you do pushups.

Anonymous says:

well, maybe it'll make it easier for starscream if i get ready first

Anonymous says:

Where the slag is my fusion cannon!?

MEGATRON says:

Dammit, I should never have let you go to Tracks' place.
SS: Trust me Megs, you'll like this!

Anonymous says:

Getting jiggy wit it.Na na na na na na na na na na na. Getting jiggy wit Megatron

Anonymous says:

Megatron: hey who took the football oh well hut hut hike

Optimus says:

Megs like it doggy style.

Anonymous says:

Starscream-Hey there Megatron, dat's a mighty fine ass you got there, so how about a little FDA?
Megatron-FDA, what's that?
Starscream-Well how about I show ya'

Metroplex says:

Megatron: Come starscream, pleasure awaits..
Starscream: you know Galvatron is the only one for me!

Anonymous says:

Megs: Right foot red circle, left hand green circle.. arrrrgggggggghhhhhhh impossable!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron (high voice): And I laughed at the prospect of being upperutted by a minibot....

Anonymous says:

Meg.- Can you do it like this?? Well can you Starscream??

Anonymous says:

STARSCREAM TO MEGS:SAY MY NAME BITCH-BOT!

Jay Prime says:

Hurry up, Starscream! I'm getting cold!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"That's it Starscream! I'm not waiting any longer! Stop polishing your new titanium foot-piece and GIVE ME MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!"
Starscream:"Oh, it's coming, mighty Megatron. In fact you&

trooper says:

That's the way

grimlock says:

dammit i lost the bet, oh well might as well et it over with

Optimus Prime says:

Please, Starscream! Be gentle with me! I beg of you!

prime says:

"Megatron, this is not the time to be building sandcastles."

Maxie-Astrotrain says:

Starscream: On your marks..Get set.. GO!!

Anonymous says:

Give it to me StarScream

Anonymous says:

Damnit Star Scream! Now you made me drop my micro chip!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Starscream, I hope you brought your can of WD-40!

Anonymous says:

So where are these headmasters?

NgBoy says:

i really wish starscream would stop looking at my ass during my daily workout

Anonymous says:

thank you sir, may I please have another!

DrSpengler says:

Megatron: See! The birthmark on my ass DOES look like Texas!

GiGatron says:

Please...be gentle, Starscream.

Anonymous says:

BUGGERY _ It aint funny unless it happens to Megatron!

Anonymous says:

Ive lost my damn optic lens again - Dont just stand there Starscream

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: "Yes, I can hear it. Astrotrain will be here any..."
CRUNCH
ASTROTRAIN" "Oops."

prime says:

"Quick! Push him over me!"

Shadowen says:

MEGATRON: Damn contacts...

Riseacon says:

Megatron: Woof Woof