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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Menasor learns to jump!

Menasor learns to jump!
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161 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

snavej says:

Preparing to pulverise the Special Olympics...

Jul 4, 2025

trailbreaker says:

Slipped on a banana peel !

Mar 18, 2022

Crystal Rodimus says:

The floor is lava?! GAAHHHH!

May 29, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

You actually CAN save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico? YEYA!!!

Mar 24, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Press A to jump!

Mar 19, 2016

DeathReviews says:

In 2015 I'll actually look half way decent? Woo hoo!

Mar 5, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

Geronimo!!!!!

Feb 1, 2014

Frenchhorngirl says:

GYMNASTICS EXTREME!!!

Feb 1, 2014

Heckfire says:

"HOW DOES SPARKPLUG DO IT?"

Dec 16, 2011

Zeedust says:

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Stupid, useless, WORTHLESS freakin' Mapquest directions!"

Jan 24, 2007

omega wing says:

I can fly I can fly wait not i cant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mar 30, 2006

shockblaster5 says:

The stunticons tried to get a roll in The Iron Giant but unfortounately...
Motormaster: Rats!
Dead End: Oh stop your whining!
Breakdown: We wanted tobe in Transformers The Movie but nooo.
Dragstrip: I say we make a movie of our own.
Wildrider: Are y

Jan 30, 2006

DeltaSilver88 says:

Soundwave, offscreen:
Hip hop hibby to the hibby to the hip hip
hop ya don't stop rockin' to the bam bam
boogey da up jump da boogey to da rythm
of da boogedy beat -

Oct 6, 2005

DeltaSilver88 says:

No one actually knew that it was Menasor who played the robot in 'The Iron Giant'... well, until they saw this.
Menasor: BUUUUUNNNNNZZZZAAAAAIIIIIII!!

Oct 6, 2005

DeltaSilver88 says:

This is what happens when Trypticon gets bored!
Menasor: ARGH! CUT IT OUT!
Trypticon: GRAR! Me likes Menasor-ball!

Oct 6, 2005

DeltaSilver88 says:

GERONIMO!!!

Oct 6, 2005

DeltaSilver88 says:

That white blanket down there is actually a trampoline...

Oct 6, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Here we see Menasuar doing his own stuns. This picture was taken before he was blown away by Galvatron.

May 29, 2005

Zeedust says:

"YAAAAAAAAH! Car-shaped leeches! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!"

Jul 13, 2004

Agent Smith says:

Menasor tried to audition for 'The Matrix: Revolutions'.
He failed after trying Neo's 'freeze time' thingy in front of Megatron's cannon.

BOOM!

END

Oct 31, 2003

Zeedust says:

"There are so many polar bears... A Coke machine MUST be nearby..."

Jul 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Menasor does the Matrix

Jul 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Why freezeburn on butt? It hurts!

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ok, Galvatron. Calm down.

May 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Menasor: EEEEEEKKKKKK, A MOUSE.
Dead End: It was Motormaster who got scared, I swear it.

May 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Yaaaaahooooooh! Bombs away, fellows!!!!

Apr 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

menesor: i told ravage not to lick my butt now im stuck

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

MANNNN I got such an itch, lordy,lordy

Feb 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

"When Matrix Rip-offs Go Bad." next, on FOX.

Feb 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Menasor (struggling): Stop laughing! Get Menasor OUT of here... Menasor's butt frozen in ice!

Feb 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is Menasor just after Optimus Prime power kicked him in his "delicate place"

Jan 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hi! I'm Menasor and this is snow diving.

Jan 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ha ha! White Menasor CAN jump!

Jan 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Here is a scene from the new movie: "White Menasor Can't Jump." (I would have thought someone would have come up with that already.)

Dec 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

"No, Menasor, that doesn't make you Cliffjumper!"

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

I dont think I am ready for walt disneys world on ice yet.

Dec 6, 2002

gabriel says:

Meanosaur thinks Me fall on Butt!

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

No, no, no...land FEET first, not BUTT first.

Nov 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Just how much sugar did you eat, Menasor?

Oct 26, 2002

Suzuki says:

Wait; I car-bot! He plane bot!!!

Oct 14, 2002

tony says:

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just had one of those falling dreams! Hang on...........I AM FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oct 2, 2002

Skids says:

Runamuck (off-screen): "Menasor just gave Superion the big boot! And now, here comes the Leg Drop!!"

Sep 24, 2002

hotspot says:

HEY MOMMY! LOOK WHAT I COULD DO! LOOK WHAT I COULD DO!

Sep 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Megatron: No, Menasor, that does not make you Cliffjumper.

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

WHOA!!! darn slippery ice

Sep 4, 2002

BOSSC351 says:

Damn Riverdance.....

Sep 3, 2002

Unknown says:

supah freak, supah freak..im supah freaky!

Sep 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Meanesor Gonna fall on butt!

Sep 1, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

I wanna play again mommy! I wanna play NOW!!! WAAAAHH!!

Aug 26, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy...

Aug 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Geez! Wreck-Gar`s rambling is pi$$ing me off!
Wreck-Gar: Your warranty has expired. Go go Power Rangers!

Aug 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey guys look at my new FREAK! Dance

Aug 20, 2002

ChosenOne says:

MEN:Bad rubber ducky! *throws ducky to ground, starts jumping* Squeaky! Squeaky!! SQUEAKYYY!!!

Aug 20, 2002

Chachi says:

Menasor pulls a Cartman with the "German Dance."

Aug 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor! Wait! You forgot your bungee cord! *Splat!*

Aug 18, 2002

Sledge says:

I love watching Richard Simmons videos!

Aug 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Uh-Oh better get Macco!

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

The crazy Russian dance.

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Be like Mike.

Jul 23, 2002

JAZZ says:

oooooo..mommy mommy can i have that.

Jul 23, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Menasor picked the worst place for a mosh pit...

Jul 9, 2002

Jeremy says:

i souldnt have done that kahmama dump no my ass is on fire

Jul 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Ahhhhhhh! my ass is on fire. (plunges in snow) Ahhhhhhh, I needed that!

Jun 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

got crack???

Jun 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

eeeeeeeeeeekkkkk! spider

Jun 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

yahoo! This new energon really makes me jump high.

Jun 12, 2002

Omega Supreme says:

Menasor: Menasor need to learn how to do cannonball and make big hole in ice!!

May 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

stop...HAMMER TIIIIME!

May 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

This is what happens when Stuntacons merg into Menasor if WildRider leaves his Bon-Jovi tape playing on his radio (Jump)

May 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Saw a porn mag on the ground. At the same time was thinking if he should tell Ramjet he loves him. picks up porn mag. it says "playgirl"

May 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Crap, I dropped my Reissue Hot Rod down there!

Apr 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rrrrraaaaaarrrrgh!!!!
Who joker who leave Banana Peel on ground?

Apr 26, 2002

Sheba says:

Menasor says NO MORE NUCLEAR HOT SOUP NOODLES! OW OW OW RING OF FIRE HOT HOT HOT OW OW OW......ssssssssssss....AHhhhhhhhhhh...

Apr 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Quit streaking yer ass on that mountain, Menasor!!

Apr 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

I said jump!!!!

Apr 10, 2002

Viper says:

MAN! Bumblebee has been working out!

Apr 6, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

If this ice is thin, then it will break when I jump on it? SeeAAAAHHH!!

Mar 27, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

He was dropped as a robochild.

Mar 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Everybody in the pool???

Mar 26, 2002

Blitzkrieg says:

HEADS UP!!!!

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

in menasors mind:god dammit u think i could find a better place to take a dump

Mar 18, 2002

Cyclonus says:

Bonzai!

Mar 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor:"This cold wind really chaps my ass."

Mar 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cold cold cold coldcoldcold COLD!!!!

Mar 12, 2002

Gupta says:

I need my "white snow S**t" right now!

Mar 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Mar 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: I need a trampoline!

Mar 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

pLaY tHaT fUnKy MuSiC wHiTe BoY!!!

Mar 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ffffffttttt... Ahhh! Darn robo-beans!

Mar 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

poing poing poing poing.......Oooh look shiney!

Mar 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Dev: (from above) *snickers* What a dumby! Fell for it again. *snicker*

Mar 8, 2002

FortMax says:

Slam dancin on kittys is fun

Mar 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Watch out below !!

Mar 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

The most electrifying move in sports... I mean decepticon history!!!

Mar 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

The mst electrifying move in sports... I mean decepticon history!!!

Mar 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Do the Can Can!

Mar 8, 2002

Ace says:

HI-YAAAAH!

Mar 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

One.. Two.. buck-le my shoe.. Three.. Four.. Shut-the Door.. ...

Mar 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Devestaor: Yo Menasor! Watch out for that first
Menasor: ::falls off the cliff:: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Devestator: Step.......Oh well...

Mar 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wahoo! Time for me to jump into the pool!

Mar 7, 2002

Kevona says:

One small step for a robot-city equals a giant leap for gestalt-kind.

Mar 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

According to the D.O.T., 27 percent of all traffic accidents are caused by black ice.

Mar 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Owww!!! My eye!!!"

Mar 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

EEK!!!! A SPIDER!!!! GET IT AWAY FROM MEEE!!!

Mar 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, wneh ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Mar 7, 2002

The Matrix says:

Darn, my butt is stuck in the mountain range again!

Mar 6, 2002

Sixshot says:

I bent my wookie

Mar 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

MENASOR:I can jump higher than any dunb MEGAZORD. HAHA!

Mar 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

MENASOR:I was once the TITANIC. I HATE ICEBERGS!

Mar 6, 2002

Grimlock_Dinobot says:

Help! The Cars are eating me! The Cars Are Eating me!!

Mar 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Help! Help! These cars are biting my limbs!!

Mar 6, 2002

Rodimus Primal says:

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

weeeeeeeeee i get to go out and play in snow!
thanks optimus !!!! me have sooo much fun in
snow

Mar 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

boing

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Must.....attempt......to........break.........dance.......impress....the....ladies!!

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

that iceberg was just what i need for my hemmoriods!! AAAHHH!!

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

*Jumps* FINAL FLASH!

Mar 5, 2002

Unknown says:

meanasor: i hate my life

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grrr... Menasor makes lousy goalie!

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Devastator: Hey Menasor, I double dog dare you to stick your ass to that big piece of ice

Mar 5, 2002

Rodimus Convoy says:

"I am Menasor!...wwwhat is THAT!?! Keep it away from me!!!"

Mar 5, 2002

superion says:

Mwaahhh!!! Mighty Galvatron..why do you abuse me?

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cartman voice:"...I am a German man, I will do a German dance..."

Mar 5, 2002

Heero Yuy says:

Do i have any toes??

Mar 5, 2002

omega says:

menosaur: AAAAHHHHH......
dicepticons: WHAT.........
menosaur: Theres a mouse runnin around

Mar 4, 2002

Grimlock_Dinobot says:

Watch Me Megatron! Woooaaaaah!!! *Thud*

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rikishi aint the only one who can back that ass up!

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Mack Dady make ya "JUMP JUMP" Dady Mack will make ya "Jump jump" Crisscross will make ya "Jump jump!"

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

i hate indigestion

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

ow my eyes

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

i just had to eat beans

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

i belive i can fly all i need is a big jet pack

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

manasor: what the hell am i i look like a junk plie from the race track of hell

Mar 4, 2002

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

Goddammit! my wildride is asleep, down I go....

Mar 4, 2002

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

I blame this on poor animation. I bet Devastator never had this problem...

Mar 4, 2002

Ultra Prime says:

I thought there was a chair ahhh s£!t!!!!!

Mar 4, 2002

Philip says:

hey mommy! look what i can do...

Mar 4, 2002

PrimeFan says:

help some one my ass is stuck! I thought this just happend with your tounge!

Mar 4, 2002

Optimus Primevil says:

Announcer: And now the representative of the decepticons for the 2002 utah winter olympics, menasor for the winter games ski jump...

Mar 4, 2002

Heavyassault says:

Should have put on snow tires!

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ack! Snow in my tailpipe!

Mar 4, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

After weeks of being cared for, a young gestalt is gently pushed out of its nest by its mother to learn how to fly.

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

think happy thoughts!
its not working! DAMN YOU TINKER BELL!!!!

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Ahh! My astro-roids are acting up again. This nice snowbank should soothe them..."

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Saddly Menasor was the first, last, and only participant of olympic robot ass diving.

Mar 3, 2002

iron hide says:

Look out Below!!

Mar 3, 2002

Stelartron says:

Look out below!

Mar 3, 2002

Jedi Kermit says:

I feel constipated.

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ok guys this is how you transform to satisfy yourself!!

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Am like a bird...I only fly away I don know where my soul is......Damn that Nelly Furtado is good!

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

I believe I can. . . UMPH!

Mar 3, 2002

DARKAGEIS says:

MOSH PIT!

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

what i wouldnt do for some ben-gay right now

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Dead End, are you still daydreaming?!?! = )

Mar 3, 2002

Shermtron says:

MS:Dont mind me just cooling my ass off.

Mar 3, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

CANNONBALL!!!!

Mar 3, 2002

ThunderCracker84 says:

Whatcha, gonna do, when Hulka...I mean Menasor runs wild on you

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

i wish i could drop a legdrop like hulk hogan!

Mar 3, 2002

Star Saber One says:

Wow! The Fruit rollup commercials are true!!!

Mar 3, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!

Mar 3, 2002
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