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Metroplex voice center: Do not enter

Metroplex voice center: Do not enter
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trailbreaker says:

So that’s where Grimzeek is hiding ….

Aug 21, 2025

Bennington1234 says:

The sign was put up ever since the incident where Metroplex demolished a few city blocks by just simply singing "Let it Go."

May 16, 2017

o.supreme says:

They had to put that sign on the door after Wheelie got in and changed Metro's voice to "Chipmunk" mode

Mar 22, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Metroplex Voice Control...do not enter...*enters*

Dec 26, 2014

Nemesis Jason says:

So this is where Chip works at now...

Jul 1, 2007

Unknown says:

Is this where they hide thier porn?

Apr 11, 2007

GraveWaver says:

Mirage: If I can get in there, I can do my Wookie impressions..

Apr 17, 2006

punycron says:

Carefull! There's hydro-electricity in there!

Apr 16, 2006

Kamakaze Thrower says:

It's a trap.

Feb 3, 2006

Scatterlung says:

Dorothy(Oz): Hey! I've seen this before!

Sep 1, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Rodimus Prime: Hmmm...I wonder...
Metroplex: Don't even think about making me sing "Hollaback Girl."

Jul 13, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

in the back ground: I'm telling you guys, that is where Prime has his coke stashed. All we have to do is find a way to get in and steal it for us.

Apr 15, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Metroplex singing (in Hot Rod's voice): "I can't get you out of my head!"

Mar 25, 2005

crazyfists says:

why put up a wall when you can put up a door to the single most important section? with a sign. to not enter.

Feb 20, 2005

Octocon says:

METROPLEX: "Hay! get outta there!"..."w-what you guys doin?!"
*Electrical FX*
METROPLEX: "Damn it, now ive got a English acent! Ill get you for this Bumble Bee!!! So help me ill...."

Feb 8, 2005

commander setinel says:

The more they say it...
The more tempting it is!!!

Oct 15, 2004

Suzuki says:

After the incident involving Bumblebee and the helium tanks, steps were taken to prevent future mishaps.

Oct 14, 2004

Zeedust says:

Decepticons foolish enough to disregard the sign found out the hard way that this is actually the Waste Material Disintegration Compartment.

Oct 7, 2004

isaiahtay says:

The sign that read,"DO NOT REMOVE THIS SIGN!" deteriorated years earlier.

Sep 28, 2004

isaiahtay says:

Transformer1:"Did you lock the door?"
Transformer2:"No,I put a sign."

Sep 28, 2004

isaiahtay says:

"A superiorly advanced race of technical,transforming machines have to use an archaic form of security,to hinder trespassers from going where they dont belong."

Sep 28, 2004

isaiahtay says:

It is ironic.

Sep 28, 2004

isaiahtay says:

I think they need the voice control.
"DO NOT ENTER!"

Sep 28, 2004

isaiahtay says:

Little beknownst to civilians the secret code words were printed on the door.

Sep 28, 2004

isaiahtay says:

It appears they have to SCREAM at people to get the message through.
"DO NOT ENTER!"

Sep 28, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

One Of The Worst Places To Lock a Rapper In...

Sep 22, 2004

Greg says:

What Has That Stupid Computer Been Up To This Time!

Sep 17, 2004

cipher98 says:

After Wheelie got in there, Metroplex would never be the same again.

Sep 8, 2004

Bloodlust says:

In a devious plot, the Decepticons painted those words on there and locked the door, sealing the tomb for dozens of autobot workers. The screams were heard, but the noble Autobots obeyed the sign.

Aug 5, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Behold look unto the room were the scripts for Armada and Robots in Disguise Lay hidden and Forgotten along with Sparkplug and Chip and poor poor shockwave

Aug 2, 2004

groovygoth666 says:

Prime:oh no metroplexs voice box is broken quick we must fix it.....oh no no entry oh well metroplex we tried.

Jul 27, 2004

Ratbat says:

"Do not enter"? Then why is there a DOORWAY to Metroplex's brain?

Jul 22, 2004

Great Red Spirit says:

The result when someone changes Metroplex's voice to sound just like Starscream

Jul 16, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Could Megatron use The KEY to Vector Sigma to get in?

Jun 23, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

What if a decepticon takes a blakc mark and crosses out Not? take that autobot honor system!

Jun 17, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Voice Control is a Keyowrd for the autobot Boot Legging Business

Jun 17, 2004

Minicle says:

Little do they know, that Door is really a Giant Bum with "Metroplex Voice Control, DO NOT ENTER" Tattooed onto it.

Jun 16, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Wow The Autobots Are Trusting Using The Honor System and hoping Intuders will respect The Sign Instead of using a lock to keep them out shows how truely advanced and evolved they are eh?

Jun 15, 2004

Mosaic says:

Oh yeah, that's real convincing. Makes me not want to go in there.

May 20, 2004

Mosaic says:

Why?!
Because the last time Starscream infiltrated that room, he shattered every window for 12 square miles, and single-handedly managed to destroy every computer screen on the entire planet.

May 20, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

If they can't go in why did they make it a door instea dof just sealing it off? damn plot holes and loose ends big enough to lose cybertron in

May 18, 2004

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Do not enter! Why is the a control panel on the right then?

May 18, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

If they cant go in how did they build his voice center?

May 16, 2004

Nightshadow says:

If it says Do not Enter then why are autobots going in there?

May 13, 2004

Nightshadow says:

Autobot: Must...resist...urge...to...enter....

May 13, 2004

trailbreaker says:

Those darn insecticons and their graffiti...

Apr 27, 2004

Banshee says:

No one else thought Hotrod's message on the bathroom door was funny

Apr 23, 2004

Ultra Markus says:

this is were the Japs got metroplex to sound like a sissy in the headmasters series!

Apr 12, 2004

kaoslord says:

Tour Guide: And on your left, we have the Voice Control Module. We'd show you, but last time some idiot made him sing Elvis songs for nineteen hours straight. Fourteen people went psychotic.

Apr 10, 2004

Ratbat says:

Behind that door is Metroplex's brain--and Metroplex doesn't like when an intruder is messing with his brain!

Apr 9, 2004

Tiedye says:

"DeeDee get out of my labratory!! OHHHH, What does this button do?

Apr 8, 2004

Tiedye says:

OPTIMUS-"Thats not really a lab,Arcee and I just need a place to be alone.Hehe

Apr 7, 2004

Tiedye says:

I'don't know but this site is becomeing boreing without them...I think someone named Dippy is doing this.

Apr 7, 2004

Anonymous says:

Why are all the captions gone !!??

Apr 6, 2004

??? says:

Where Count Dracula lives.

Apr 5, 2004

Anonymous says:

Actually, that's his waste disposal unit. AND HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE IN IT!!!!!!!

Apr 5, 2004

Anonymous says:

Actually, that's his waste diposal unit.

Apr 5, 2004

Anonymous says:

wrek gar got into here once, very, very funny...

Apr 4, 2004

Anonymous says:

Look here! When a sign says, "DO NO ENTER" in captial letters, it means do not f*cking enter!
Now SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 3, 2004

Galvatron says:

DO NOT ENTER?... at least there is a button on the right to open the door.

Apr 2, 2004

Tiedye says:

OPTIMUS- That not really a lab. Arcee and I just need a place to be alone.

Apr 2, 2004

overdrive says:

[BOOMING VOICE] Pay no atention to the man behind the curtain!!!

Apr 2, 2004

Anonymous says:

(Blurr Snoring and Kissing) Blurr: Ohhh.....

HotRod: BLURR!!!!

Apr 1, 2004

PlasmaRadio says:

Swingback, the transforming door, performing his favourite prank.

Apr 1, 2004

PlasmaRadio says:

For those of you who didnt think Metroplex's voice centre took up a whole room...

Apr 1, 2004

Scooter says:

So why build a door there in the first place?

Mar 31, 2004

Anonymous says:

Ghost Starscream: Now, it's time to make Metroplex sound like that ninny Arcee. Or maybe that lil' punk Daniel. My most diabolical scheme ever! HA HA HA HA HA!

Mar 30, 2004

Bumblejumper says:

Makes you wish the was a ventriloquist character on the show...

Mar 29, 2004

Bumblejumper says:

"Oh yeah, and the voice box is the second door to the Right"

Mar 29, 2004

Anonymous says:

Metroplex doesn't like when someone--especially a Decepticon--enters his brain area. That makes him really mad!!

Mar 27, 2004

Anonymous says:

From behind the door,"...Livin La Vida Loca..." Now I know why it says do not enter!

Mar 27, 2004

Anonymous says:

Get out! You have no business here!

Mar 27, 2004

Anonymous says:

One of the down sides to being a city size Transformer is never knowing just how many obsene acts are being committed in the remote areas of your body.

Mar 27, 2004

Anonymous says:

: Optimus only hoped that no one would find this room. Most sadly Dee Dee of Dexter's Lab mistakenly thought it was Dex's lab and wrecked the place. This explains why Metroplex has a very bad case of Leringitis! :

Mar 26, 2004

Stone says:

The Autobots could only hope that the Decepticons would pay attention...

Mar 26, 2004

Anonymous says:

Metroplex voice control my ass I bet this is where they keep all the unproduced Transtech prototypes.

Mar 26, 2004

Anonymous says:

starscream has made several failed attempts at entering this room in order to stop himself from sounding like the wicked witch of the west.

Mar 26, 2004

Pokejedservo says:

Yes Bud Davis is quite a private fellow.

Mar 26, 2004

Anonymous says:

Obviously, this area is off-limits

Mar 25, 2004

Zeedust says:

Wreck-Gar (from inside): "Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

Ultra Magnus (elsewhere offsceen): "Please tell me Autobot City didn't just say what I think it said..."

Mar 25, 2004

Anonymous says:

So this where Metroplex does his "Barry Manilow" voice...

Mar 25, 2004

Anonymous says:

This is why Soundwave has his chiming voice.

Mar 25, 2004

Anonymous says:

And this is where Bud Davis* lives. We can't get him to come out of that damned room.

*The voice of Metroplex

Mar 25, 2004

Anonymous says:

Daniel (with voice amplifier): Pay no attention to the boy behind hte control console! I am the gweeart and powerful OZ!

Mar 25, 2004

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