Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Daniel after he watches the last knight

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Oh humans, they have sunch primitive imaginations

Towline says:

After watching Five "Transformers" movies and Three "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" movies. Daniel dreads Michael Bay's "Inhumanoids" movie.

trailbreaker says:

I like the skull belt buckle.

Taiya001 says:

Its the monster mash
its a mash
a monster mash
vamp: What.....frank i think we have the wrong audition
frank: ja i think ve do..sorry kid
vamp: I'M CALLING MY AGENT IN THE MORNING
frank: I thought you couldnt go into ve light
Vamp: ITS JUST A

Unknown says:

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Voyager Prime says:

America's reaction to Daniel's impure love dreams about Arcee:

Monsters: MAKE IT STOP!!! MOTHER OF PRIMUS, MAKE THE MADNESS STOP!!!

Silver Wind says:

Monsters were sent to scare off all the naysayers of Beast wars, RID, and Armada.

Roadshadow says:

These monsters were only in Daniel's dreams because they wanted to help the Autobots kill the annoying bastard.

Starbeam says:

Ronald Reagan wasn't scary enough. Bush Jr. arrived next, and Daniel woke up in hysterics!

gauthic_angel7680 says:

do the monster mash.
this what happens when daniel snorts to much crack, masturbates while thinking of doing it with Arcee

Jetplague says:

1st Monster - "Behold, We are the lame Transformer Pretenders to come! Ooogy-Boogy-Blah!"
2nd Monster - "Gaarrrr...Look for us on Ebay Daniel...we'll be next to the reissue of JEM toys!"

Towline says:

Next time on Transformers: Cybertron. Kicker vs. the Cult of Black Zarak.

punycron says:

And the winner of the belt-buckle contest is... Blue Creepy Gargoyle Buddy, for his hand-plucked human skull! Sorry Frank.

punycron says:

Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Fyrehawk says:

Daniel Witwicky sponsers the Axe/Lynx Effect.

Octocon says:

"BRAAAIIINS!"

Zeedust says:

Franken: "Say, did I ever tell you about the time I met Abbot and Costello?"

Garg: "Help! Somebody! Anybody! I'm over here!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gary,"Happy Hallo.....what it's Christmas."

Frank,"I told you if we stopped at White Castle we'd be late!"

Warhead says:

The origanal cast for the Van Helsing movie

Rational Gaze says:

1,2,3...RED LIGHT!!!!

Road Turtle says:

Nightmare Before Christmas!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"Are those..."

Gary," WE STUCK A CHEETOS MINE!!!! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS!!!"

Frank,"I'm buying Paris."

Gary,"France?"

Frank,"No Hilton."

OP Prime says:

Imp: Man, I just flew in from Monster Island and boy are my arms tired....
Frank: Ha...Ha...Huh...Huh...

Imp: They didn't get it it either... But my arms ARE getting tired when are they getting the next caption art up?
Frank: Don't..know,

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Oh man this reminds me,I gotta get Rolling Stones tickets next time their playing Madison Square Garden.

HardHead says:

Needless to say, Sid and Earl were shocked to find out what the matrix REALLY was..

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gary,"Why do you get cloths and I only get this loincloth?"

Frank,"I've been sleeping with Nelson Shin."

d-lock says:

Y.M.C.A! i want to take ya to the Y.M.C.A

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"OK 1st I limp to the right like my leg was broken..."

Gary,"NO! *sigh* You limp to left like your leg was broken.Your not even trying are you? Were talking about THE Humpty Dance here.You wanna mess that up? Huh? DO YOU?"

Castle74 says:

Meanwhile in the Caption Contest Headquarters:
"Attica! Attica! Attica!"

Castle74 says:

Happy Halloween every...DoH! I mean Merry Christmas everybody!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gary,"DAMN IT FRANK I CAN'T HOLD THIS WHITE EDGE UP FOREVER!"

Frank,"droollllllllll......."

Gary,"COME ON SNAP OUTTA IT! I BEEN HOLDING IT FOR A MONTH NOW! IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!!"

Gary,"YOU HEARD ME YOU U

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gary,"OTHER BANDS ROCK!!!"

Frank,"MAN-O-WAR KILLS!!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Damn Mick Mars and Tommy Lee still party hard these days.Vince Neil however is just fat.

DeltaSeeker says:

Frankenstein: Yo, Gargy, what's the date?
Gargoyle: December 3rd.
Frankenstein: December?! Damn it, I missed Trick or Treat!
Gargoyle: I've had enough of this, let's go.... Hey! I can't move!
Frankenstein: Me either! My joints ha

Jetfire2004 says:

(with accent) "We are 2 wild and crazy guys!" - SNL

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Directer,"Sorry Guys your just day players."
Monsters,"Ahhhhh,back to Graveyard Theatre."

Air Dawg says:

Louis and Pilcher have invaded Cybertron Airspace
disguised as monsters. And are now rooming the tunnels of Cybertron.

Powermaster Jazz says:

Characters from the rejected Disney film entitled: "Monster Dance Party" Reason for rejection: Too original.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frankenstein was taken completely taken by suprise at his batchlor party,when Gargoyle arranged to have the parts of dead strippers pop outta the cake.

Road Turtle says:

The Decepticon's failed pretender prototypes rendered the autobots parallized with laughter. A near victory for the Decepticons had the prototypes not short curcuited from humiliation.

TYRANATRON says:

daniels nightmares soon turned into nighterrors when he saw the two voice over actors who play ironhide and kicker in transformers energon.

TYRANATRON says:

Frankie: dude have you noticed that transformers armada is basicllay a rehash of the whole powermaster and targetmasters toyline?
Gargoyle: yhea dude I mean who the FRELL is in charge of creative devolepment at hasbro!!

TYRANATRON says:

these george lucas early concept designs for anakin and padme were scrapped when he cast natalie portman and jake loyd

Jetfire2004 says:

Gargoyle and Frankenstein were overjoyed when they heard Flock of Seagulls were going to reunite on tour.

Gigatron1 says:

"You know Larry, I am having second thoughts about this yoga thing"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"You know Gary,for a Gargoyle,you have silky smooth skin."

Gary,"Is this a gay thing?"

Powermaster Jazz says:

Bram Stoker and Mary Shelly are spinning in their graves.

Gigatron1 says:

"Burn baby burn, disco inferno, burn baby burn!"

Gigatron1 says:

"Do the hussle"

Jetfire2004 says:

Gargoyle, you throw your hands up and show off your codpiece while I distract them with my rendition of Chubby Checker!

Jetfire2004 says:

Beware the power of my underarms!

MacrossFA19 says:

FRED: 2 scooby snacks to whoever figures out who these two are!
SHAGGY: ZOIKS!!!!!
SCOOBY-DOO: raw right raggy!

OrionPax1978 says:

Everybody run for you lives!!!! John Kerry and George W. Bush just teamed up.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Freeze you freaks!"
Even in 2004 Monster profiling was being used by the police.

Acelister says:

Frankenstien's Monster: "We've been stood like this for a freakin month! We're breaking records here!"

TYRANATRON says:

frankies and gargoyles expresions after seeing the wet, steaming,peanuty,corn, pile of crap that is Kicker

TYRANATRON says:

this is the expression on me and my freind's faces when we find out that Peter Cullen , Frank Welker and Dan Gilvezan will not be in the new Transformers movie.

TYRANATRON says:

Dick Cheney:lord bush.........
G.W.: (in deep voice) yes master.
Dick Cheney: Riiiiiiiise!(insert Emperor Palpatine's theme here)

TYRANATRON says:

hey guys optimus prime dies in the original transformers movie. frank and gargoyle in unison: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

TYRANATRON says:

Gargoyle: Britney Spears and Maddona are gonna sing "you got the touch " on the new transformers movie soundtrack!?
Frankie: dude vince di'cola and stan bush must be rolling in their graves!!!

TYRANATRON says:

Frankie: What do you mean dargo dies in the second half of the peacekeeper wars!!!
Gargoyle: dude that sucks! farscape is dead to me now!!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"Hey Gary does this suit look like it fits,me right?"

Gary,"I don't know man go like this,and tell me if it's too tight."

HookX5 says:

Gargoyle: "Alternators Wheelie??"
Frank: "My eyes...MY EYES!!!"

Hot§hot says:

Gargoyle: "Doesn't this band rock?!!!!"

Fankenstein: "Turn it off! AAHHH, my ears!!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gary,"Yummmmmm,BAGELS!!!!!!!"

Frank,"Damn craft services for this show is excellent!"

KAMJIIN says:

And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Holy Christ Captain America has the worst enemies EVER.

Air Dawg says:

Frankenstein: Oh no!!

Gargoyle: What's wrong, Frankie?

Frankenstein: We're in the wrong cartoon? This is Transformers. Not some generic horror movie.

Air Dawg says:

Halloween's over, dudes!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"Sweet mother of god that is the biggest turkey I've ever seen!"

Gary,"Wow its THIS big!"

Pokejedservo says:

Darkstalkers rejects

megatrone says:

Come on lets do the wave!

D_J_D_99 says:

"IT'S FUN TO STAY IN THE Y.M.C.A."!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"Dear god that Armada Sideswipe is one ugly mold!"

Gary,"AHHHHHHHHH! That's just not right!"

TheRoMan says:

"AGHRRR" - Excuse me are you here to get those meddling kids? "AGHHRR, Um, no...actually were only here to kill the one called Freddy Prinze JR." Oh, well, in that case, they went that way. Freddy will be the one watching Scooby lick h

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"Oh my god,we made The Ultimate Caption Contest."

Gary,"WHA-WHO!!!"

Draco614 says:

Gargoyle: "we beat Halo 2 and are upset about the ending."
Frankenstien's Monster: "We want to know what happens."
Gargoyle: "I hate cliff hangers!"

Silver Wind says:

They quickly recoiled in horror at sound of Wheelie attempting to sing.

greenl0rd says:

(frankie and batfink lookin in a mirror)
Frank: ARRRGH! A MONSTER
Bat: quick make yourself look big
Frank: Its workin on the big ugly one but the Bat Thingy's just copying you

Dark Monkelus says:

Frank: Dude, the walking against the wind was bad enough, but for christ sake, your invisable wall routine just plain sucks!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I hired an interesting Elvis impersonator,for the party.

Undead Elvis.

Some of his hits include:Morgue Slab Rock,Bury me with my Blues Sweude Shoes,Hunka,hunka Rotting Meat,Return to Maker,Embalm me Tender,Don't Be Cruel(I'm dead),Heartsto

metalhead24 says:

Bat guy: And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 1...
Frankenstien: WOW! This Richard Simmons video is FANTABULOUS!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"That is so wrong!"

Gary,"YEAH THIS GNOME PEEPSHOW RULES!!!"

(ref to GD topic Naked Gnomes)

OP Prime says:

Daniel: ohh, I see UNdead people...
Kup: Me too, only his name is PRIME.

Zeedust says:

Oh, like your reaction to the news of another Street Speed Team recolor was any better...

Unknown says:

yo yo yo yo yo yo

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

No one had the heart to tell Frank and the gargoyle only *they* could see the grand piano.

Acelister says:

Gargoyle: "I don't think the comment 'Stiff acting' was a compliment..."
Frankenstien's Monster: "So we should move?"

Acelister says:

Half Life 2 went on sale yesterday. These two forgot.

ryanna says:

(The Monsters) ACK that little brat is scarier than us, and we gotta try and scare him?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

See what crawls outta the woodwork when you drop a Mint in Box G1 Fort Max into the middle of a Transformers convention?

Acelister says:

They look like they were told J K Rowling is the script writer for Transformers The Movie...

Galacticus Prime says:

Gargoyle: "Hey this band I downloaded from Amazon.com called Ded Pengwyn really rocks!"
Frank: "I haven't danced like this for years!"

Snap Trap says:

"Hi, we used to work on Hanna-Barbera's 'Scooby Doo' as extras -- we were wondering if you could give us a job...."

BluavalancheZ71 says:

What the Decepticons have won the cybertronian wars!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Well they sure have my vote for cutest couple at this years prom!

Sinister Mentor says:

And so Unicron changed the Hasbro executives into his evil pawns, and their first mission was to get children across the world commit suicide trying to figure out how to transform 90% of the energon figurines. Unfortunately for them, only people older tha

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

You can dance if you want to,you can leave your friends behind,cause if they won't dance then their no friends of mine.

S-A-F-E-T-Y it's the safety dance heh! Yeah the safety dance!

(and if you get that one your older than I thought)

chainer says:

The reaction to the revalation that Grimlok is the brains behind Optimus. Thats right, you heard it here first!

JazZeke says:

Everyone on Seibertron after Heavy Metal War was shut down.

Mkall says:

When the first wave of Galaxy Force images were released, the crowd's enthusiastic response was most encouraging

trailbreaker says:

"Wow! Carly is wearing a bikini !!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gargoyle,"He shoots.....and SCORES!!!!! In your face Frank!!!! Deadmen can't jump!!!"

Frank,"Oh come on this is why I hate playing basketball with you! God damn showoff. From now on I'm only playin hoops with the Wolfman!"

Acelister says:

When Daniel started singing "Can't touch this", the monster's were very shocked. Until he finished and they mawled him.

Unknown says:

See what happens when you wear that stupid "memorial t-shirt" to Ronald Reagan's grave?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Oh $hit! Morons are at the front door again!

LunarFormer says:

"Hi, we're the Hasbro execs that authorized the new look of Optimus Prime!"

Acelister says:

Lets see their reaction when they are told that Invisible Man is naked...

Acelister says:

the last series of Survivor went on too long...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"Oh my god,Gary what did you eat for breakfast the pile of crap is huge and the stench!"

Gary,"Well I ate Daniel.And trust me he irritated my bowels even more than he irritated Transformers fans.Better out than in."

Marcus Rush says:

Once again Huffer's rendition of Irvin Berlin's "Blue Skies" Is met with the same horrid reaction from the audiance.

Agent Moosefoot says:

Daniel:(waking up) Are the monsters gone?

Master Shake: They just went to go get some more food for their demons. You DO know where the demon food store is, right? It's right behind you!

Daniel: Oh,no! I'm in the store!

Master Shake: Yo

Zeedust says:

Frankenstein: "Gah! This isn't the Power Rangers set! Gargoyle, you idiot!"

Gargoyle: "All right, that's it! I give up! I see giant robots, I jump to conclusions! So sue me!"

Kicker: "Who the hell are you?&qu

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frankenpimp was having a hard time pimp'n the newest girl in his stable.
And just like a horse that can't race,she'd need to be put down soon.

REAL SOON.

eddiekane3000 says:

Bush got re-elected! AAAAAAArgh!!!

Acelister says:

These two were extremely arachnophobic.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Damn these Resident Evil movies just keep getting worse.

Omega - Prime says:

oOoOoOo shiny DIBB'S!!!!

The Happy Locust says:

I see GUMMY BEARS!!! MINE!

Topnwe says:

Gargoyle and Frank: RARGH!!!
Spike: why the hell should i be afraid of you? i'm friends with giant metal robots who carry enough weapons to put the U.S. government to shame...

Acelister says:

Gargoyle: "I told you we shouldn't put that stuff Kup and the other's put on... Now we're stuck!"

Sunswiper says:

Daniel= "gargolye you are out i did'nt say simon says"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gary the Gargoyle,"Yatzee!"

Frank,"Damn you win again!"

Road Turtle says:

Arcee, "Jeepers! This mansion sure is creepy!"
Wheelie, "Jinkies! We got monsters Freakies!"
Blurr, "Zoy-Zoy-Zoy-Zoy-Zoykes! I'm outta-outta-outta here!"
Springer, "Hey Gang! I got an Idea! Let's use this su

Road Turtle says:

Pretender Rejects Attack!!!

LunarFormer says:

Monsters: We're going to be playing Spike and Carley in the live action movie! Guess which is which!

Road Turtle says:

After a childhood of narrowly escaping death at the hands of giant alien robots like Devastator, Galvatron, Sharkticons, and Unicron; Daniel's greatest nightmare is being trapped backstage at Universal Studio's Hollywood Monsters Musical Review.

-SIXSHOT- says:

'And everybody say...YATTA!'

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Production begins today on Bill and Ted's Awesome Safari!

Please stop the pain.

Dark Monkelus says:

gargoyle: damn, you could've told me it was formal wear!

Gambit's Mind says:

Frank: " Now is the time for us to rule!"
Gargolye: " YEAH!!
Frank: "OH!, *PHEW* Dude! It's called Right Guard!"

Castle74 says:

Anger erupts at the Kerry campaign headquarters after the news of the election results!

Bruticus Buckeye says:

These will be the replacements for Ashcroft and Rumsfeld. Damn, we're screwed!
Indiana sucks!

TYRANATRON says:

GEORGE W. BUSH AND "DICK" CHENEY FINALLY SHOW THEIR TRUE FORMS

TYRANATRON says:

GARGOYLE: HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TRAILER FOR EPISODE THREE!? FRANKENSTEIN: YHEA MAN IT WAS TOTOTALLY WICKED AWESOME!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

It was never a pretty scene when the Armada writers were due for their monthly alotment of crack.

Crusader says:

Where's all the cream filling!?

trailbreaker says:

Too many Twinkies before bedtime can do this.

Kevinus Prime says:

When Gargoyle raised his arms, Frankie's eyeballs fell out.

Kevinus Prime says:

"...you know I'm a model, and I do my little dance on the catwalk... on the catwalk, on the catwalk...."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Frankenstein shows offs his Dior no-button blazer with matching slacks, contrasted by the snakeskin belt and shoes. Gargoyle...uhhhh..."

Kevinus Prime says:

The President introduces the two newest Cabinet members. And you didn't think we were going to Hell?

Kevinus Prime says:

The lunar eclipse transforms the presidetial candidates into something more horrifying than Social Security benefits...

Cyros says:

Monsters: *like wrestlers* LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!

Rumble: Did someone call me?

Shermtron says:

John Kerry: Hey shermtron you dumba$$ my name has two R's. Edwards: Grrrr two americas!

Shermtron says:

John Kery: come on Edwards scaring people didnt work.. We lost

ozbot82 says:

Aerobics Instructor: And One.. and Two. Come on Franky pick up the pace a bit.

Axei says:

Shaggy and
the autobots: Scooby Doo! Where are you?

OptimusPsychMajor says:

Winged Creature: Grar! I'm Energon Mindwipe! Booga booga booga!
Frankenstein: Dude, I don't think they're buying it...

setinel says:

there can only be one

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

AHHHHH! Oh god it's just an episode of Golden Girls.

buddhaquest says:

Where extras go when Scooby Doo is on hiatus.

Bruticus Buckeye says:

The party begins at the Bush Rally as the President gives his victory speech.

RazorBurn says:

Quintesson plot to steal satellite porn channel thwarted! Brave Junkion reroutes signal through old episodes of Real Ghostbusters... Film at eleven!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

What have you got in your wallet?

Tammuz says:

dude we rock on the invisible keyboard

funnygunbunny says:

GAAAWRRRRRR!!! ... what the...HOLY ----! GIANT ROBOTS!

Thanatos Prime says:

Frankenstein: Damn! I step in dog crap again!

overdrive says:

frankenstein's reaction to the gargoyle's B.O.

shadex says:

monster1: ok so it was good idea to make the autobots think we were sexual predators where did our plan go wrong
monster2: when you went into wheelie's room

Acelister says:

Optimus Prime: "So Spike's come as a never-before-seen Predacon..."
Daniel: "And I've come as a Pretender!"
Spike: "It was his idea..."
*Optimus gets his weapon out*
Optimus Prime: "I see..."

Acelister says:

These two were especially happy about Disney's Aladdin being released on 2-disk DVD.
Gargoyle: "Can your friends do this?"
Frankenstien's Monster: "Can your friends do that?"
Gargoyle: "Can your friends pull this...&q

Acelister says:

Frankenstien's Monster: "I'm telling you, that's not how you dance 'The Robot'!"
Gargoyle: "Well what are you dancing?"
Frankenstien's Monster: "The 'Shut the hell up!'"

Acelister says:

Come on everybody if you can do the Bartman!

trailbreaker says:

Hasbro releases the "Pretenders That Never Made It" series.

trailbreaker says:

John Kerry looks pimpin' in his new maroon suit.

Bloodlust says:

Daniel :I didn't say simon says!

Frankenstien: Dammit, not again!

Chaingun says:

These monsters must be french, look they're already surrendering.

Ransom says:

Monster #1: "Woah, what IS that THING, Frankie?!"
Frankie: "Behold! my science project! Mwahahahah!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bubba Ho-Tep II:Unleashed!

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

They're coming to get you, Daniel.

Glaziertron says:

Auditions for Van Hellsing II

Glaziertron says:

THEY DID THE MASH!, "THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH", THE MONSTER MASH!, "IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH."

thexfile says:

micheal jakson was kidnapt by the outo bots to sybertron for daniels surprize birthday party , but some how the radiation leak in the transport portel had a somewhat negative affect on micheal and bubbles aperance. lets just say daniel had the shok of his

thexfile says:

and just when you thought the new transformers could'nt get any more laim they pulled this stunt o boy... wheeeeee

Acelister says:

At the Nursing Home for Old Monsters, these two were plotting to kill a carer...

Carer: "Put your left leg in! Put your left leg out! ... Come on you two, I want to see you taking part!"

Acelister says:

Jamal: "Jamal's Autobot Busts is changing, but don't worry! Order your cut price Autobot Bust now and receive a Classic Horror Bust. Absolutely free! How can I do this? Because I'm crazy!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.......in hell!

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Daniel:...Nine...Ten! RED LIGHT!

Elita One says:

TF fans on a toy hunt."Must find (insert TF toy here) Grrr"!

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Mr. Gargoyle and Mr. F. Monster were the only two fans to show up for the stormed-out Cybertron Cyphers football game, but they didn't let that stop them from doing the wave.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Damn the Frankenstein is one sharp dressing MoFo!

Minicle says:

Artists impression of the generic Transfan.

Viper 16 says:

"And they're off! Optimus takes the lead but Galvatron is closing in fast!"
Frankenstine: no, no, no! Optimus stay front!
"And look at that everyone! Rodimus takes the lead and winds the race!"
Gargoyle: WOOT! I win, you own me

Castle74 says:

Let's get out of here Scooby!!!

psphenom says:

When Nightscream met Frankenstein

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Frank,"Hey watch it buddy your screwing up my Cabbage Patch."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Wow Huey Lewis really didn't age well.
And when the hell did a Gargoyle join the News?

Mystery says:

Monsters: Trick-or-treat! Smell my feet! Gimme somethin' good to eat!

Minicle says:

Megatron and Starscream are not impressed with Rumble's apparently accurate wax models of themselves.

Operation Ravage says:

Gargoyle: "I remember the good old days. Man, we used to get the good roles. Classic horror films, updates of classic horror films, video games . . . we were golden."
Frankenstein: "How we've fallen. Reduced to walk-ins on 'Tr

Minicle says:

Optimus: I just knew investing into pretender shell research would turn out this way.

Shermtron says:

Kerry and edwards are out scaring old people again.. GRRR Healthcare

spider_j says:

Frankenstein: WOah dude. I think your Right Guard just went left.

tfggerhk says:

me thinking:they stool my idea for halloween now how am i gonna scare the crap out of little children...

Zeedust says:

After the old man who was walking around with him had been shot through the neck, the gargoyle promply surrendered to the authorities.

Acelister says:

Bat-man: "Run! Optimus Prime's been on the high grade Energon again!"
Optimus Prime: "K'mere Elita One!"

Acelister says:

Bat-man: "And I was all like 'Whoa!'"
Frankenstien's Monster: "And I was all like 'Whargh!'"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

They did the mash....

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Gary,"Everybody we know is just giving out candy? YA-WHO!!!!"

Frank,"LET'S GO!"

Jaw Crusher says:

Lame-ass nightmare scaring an excruciatingly annoying kid sidekick, or lost clip from the extended and not-necessarily-improved Director's Cut of 'Van Helsing'? You decide.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Miami Vice

IN HELL!

DeltaSeeker says:

Gargoyle: I know the set for the monster movie is around here somewhere. Maybe it's over here. Hey.. what's that?!

Frank: Oh no, it's.. it's...

Both: PEOPLE!!!!!! EEEKK!!

-Ry- says:

Make up and wardrobe: $50

Scary voice lessons: $120

Making an idiotic little kid from g1 wet himself: Priceless

shadex says:

monsters watching a richard simmons video

Marv says:

Uhm, eh, we're very sorry we tried to haunt your spaceship Mr. Prime. We're EXCEEDINGLY sorry even! Please don't zap us!

Marv says:

Optimus' recurring nightmare. Hasbro officials come for him to give him yet another makeover and a repaint!

nothing_face says:

Here are some scrapped ideas for the convention exclusive Pretenders. Universal already filed a lawsuit against 3H.

Marv says:

Fear us mortal! Fear the wrath of the legions of the undead! Fear...EEK!!!!! Run!!! That big red truck's alive!!

Marv says:

Megatron no like Pretender shell...SMASH Shockwave!!!!

Marv says:

Daniel: and after being bullied by giant killer robots from outer space for years after end, THIS is supposed to be my ultimate nightmare? Buzz of guys, you're old news!

overdrive says:

for some reason Scooby-Doo appeared to take off the monsters masks, to reveal that it was only Megatron and Starscream.
Megatron: "I would've gotten away with it too..."

Suzuki says:

Always remember this; the Pretenders could have been a LOT worse...

Damolisher says:

Oh, GOD NO! A Zombified Eric Idle!!!!

Bruticus Buckeye says:

This is the worst negative ad against Kerry/Edwards that I have ever seen!

Ratbat says:

Hi, Daniel! Remember us?

DeltaOmega says:

one, "We are scary, scary."
two, "ya, scary"

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Because you're either Sure... or unsure.