The Ultimate Caption Contest
Onslaught standing behind Vortex
178 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
JasperGunner02 says:
Onslaught and Vortex get caught by Reflector, who accidentally snaps a picture in their blind panic and misunderstanding.
Unknown says:
optimus:will you two pleace just get a room(goes on talking to him self)what a bunch of wackos note to self never hire from that company again i should have read on when it said no garantee of sanity,dignaty or straightnees on the box
kanesomers says:
Vortex: 'I'm going to give you 10 minutes to get your hand off my ass!'
Roadshadow says:
Onslaught: Mmm...yeah, you like that don't ya bitch?
Vortex: WTF!? Get the ---- off me! We're trying to find treasure, not have an orgy!
MiGrAinE says:
Afterwards, all onslaught could say is vortex gives one good reach around.
Magnus says:
Oh, and here's one of me and Vortex on Guadalcanal. The sky was so clear that day!
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: Lets you and me form our own little "Bruticus Lite," eh, Vorty? Vortex: *Sigh* I always knew you had sugar in your energon intake...
Shadow Fox says:
Onslaught- Come on..just a quicky, I'll be right in and out, there's fighting everywhere, no one will notice.
Zeedust says:
And the entire fandom mourned today as a tragic leapfrog accident claimed the spark of Onslaught, the beloved Combaticon leader. Vortex, whose helicopter blades were involved in the incident, declinded to comment.
Anonymous says:
(Onslaught): "Hey Vortex, it's gonna get a little WINDY!...ON YOUR BACKSIDE!!!"
Anonymous says:
(Onslaught): "Hey Vortex, IT GONNA GET A LITTLE WINDY!...ON YOUR BACKSIDE!!!"
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: "Hold it! I won't just let you join RID! I won't let you over to perverts like Sideburn!!!"
Arkhaon says:
onslaught: ohoh didnt know the camera was rolling
uhm we aint doing nuting
* ziiiiiiiiip *
Anonymous says:
Vortex: I love it when you hold my chest.
Onslaught: *grunt* No, *grunt* don't *grunt* look *grunt* me, look *grunt* at the *grunt* camera!
Anonymous says:
Vortex: "HELP!!! Somebody has actvated his Porno-moron files!!!"
Anonymous says:
Vortex," Hey man, I don't think megatron will appreciate doing this on our lunch time"
Anonymous says:
OHHH CRAP!!!I think Reflector is in the bushes...Yup its him...He's gonna put us on the internet.
metalformer says:
VORTEX: I've heard bout 'stabbed in the back' but I think *this* is reduculus!
ONSLAUGHT: It is called 'diversion'. Just play the role...
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: "GALVATRON FORCED US TO MATE! I'LL KILL 'IM!!!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron!!!! It's not what it looks like!!!!
Galvatron: you've said that the last 6 times I caught you!!!!!
FortMax says:
Octane: This is a special hello those nice humans in leather chaps taught me
Anonymous says:
Vortex: It's a human game . . . a child's game . . . called leapfrog! No, no . . . you're supposed to jump over me, not on top of me!!!
ionacus says:
vortex:onslaught? onslaught:yes. vortex: DONT TOUCH ME!!!onslaught: sorry.
Anonymous says:
Vortex : Hey boss... wassup ?
Onslaught : Hand over that 20 bucks you owe me or I'll make ya eat axle-grease !!
parkwood says:
Its okay man, I know that frog dosent look like much but hes one mean anphibian!
Just shut up okay!
Zeedust says:
"It's okay, Vortex. I'm sure the 'gay combaticon' jokes will be over soon..."
Anonymous says:
(Onslaught): "C'mon, Vortex lend me some money?" (Vortex):"Hell no, Onslaught, you'll spend it all for Las Vegas again!"
TetraReris says:
Onsy: You look like you need a hug, you pyschopath you.
Vorty: Don't make me torture you later! Get off! AH!
thexfile says:
hey i thougt you wanted to merge into superion , but i'm starting 2 think your gay get of mee !!
Anonymous says:
I know where you live??? I am a computer, and I will take over the world. I am watching you you COW....
Anonymous says:
"Uh, Onslaught, you can take your left hand off my buttocks now."
Anonymous says:
Vortex: Onslaught, I no u luv me, but I think yor takin this too far, and too fast!!
Megaplex says:
"I've been having thease feelings about you and....." "oh shut up and stick my head in your arm!"
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: And there is the shrimp cocktails
Vortex: Your right, megatron does put on quite the buffet
Omega Supreme says:
Onslaught: Sorry about tripping you just then Vortex.
Vortex:......Don't touch me!!
Anonymous says:
Vortex: No, for the last time, you CAN'T play Twister with me! Onslaught:...Move out of the way, I can't reach yellow. Vortex: You don't get it, apparently, I said you can't play Twister! Meanwhile, well concealed b
Anonymous says:
Vortex: "Hey, Onslaught, if yer about to do what I think yer about to do, just picture this...helicopter blades, your 'bothood...not a good mix"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vortex,"Whoa,back off man if anybody has a camera this little scene's gonna end up at Siebertron.com,and you do you know how many gay jokes they're gonna make?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vortex,"What like the back of a Volkswagon?"(Mallrats)
Anonymous says:
And at this point, Vortex thought it was perhaps best if he thought of puppies and rainbows and happy things...
Anonymous says:
If you're gonna do it in the "bad place", at least give me a reach around!
Anonymous says:
O: "It's ok *uhn* Vortex ... baby ... sugar ... it's a *ohh* perfectly normal way to merge." V: "Then why do I *oof* feel so *aah* dirty afterwards?"
Anonymous says:
...just let it happen...just let it happen....yeah, I'm nervous too.....
Protectobot says:
Brawl: What are you doing? Onslaught : Don't worry, I saw Hot Spot and First Aid do it once.
Anonymous says:
you know we can die because were going to be reborn in robots in disguise
Anonymous says:
SS: Combaticons ! I command you to merge into Bruticus !!
Onslaught: OK OK ... Now, come here Vortex....
Vortex : Aaargh I hate this... (to SS) HANG ON! WE ALMOST GOT IT!
TheRo-Man says:
"Look Megatron, if you push this black button here on the right side of his chest...his head turns right. The opposite happens when you push the button on the left. I know this has absolutely no use here, but when the toy version goes on sale in
Anonymous says:
Vortex showing Onslaught a basic judo flip. Vortex: See the bigger they are the harder they fall. Onslaught:.....
Anonymous says:
Onslaught:"As you can see, my Cybertronian poodle has a fine carriage and a winning skin."
Vortex:"Damn, I knew this idea would suck."
Dr. Caelus says:
Final proof of the time the Combaticons had spent imprisoned on Cybertron.
Dr. Caelus says:
It was rumors of exactly this kind of activity that prompted Hasbro to introduce the fembots.
Autobot bubbs says:
Onslaught demonstrates to the other combaticons the propper way to perform the heimlich manuver.
overdrive says:
[singing in background] "He ain't heavy... he's my brotherrrrrr...."
Anonymous says:
ONSLAUGHT:VORTEX! The space bridge is out! You must fly me to Cybertron!
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: "Dont cry Vortex - you arent the only one who has no face"
Anonymous says:
Onslaught reherses for his role in the 2006 remake of all creatures great and small.
Screamer says:
Transformers gone wild Volume 4, the Combaticons get drunk. Also be opn the look out for Volume 3 "Loose Fembots"
Quintessa says:
Vortex: Onslaught...are you sure this is just practice for airport security...
Bruticus says:
Onslaught: "Vortex! Why are you crying!"
Vortex: "I just learned that my successor will be named--Ro-Tor. I thought the GoBots were extinct."
Anonymous says:
Vortex: "Aren't we a little too old to be playing Leap Frog?" Onslaught: "Just shut up and hold still, okay?"
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: I knew you would have to come down sometime! Now you in for a beating for stealing my prized bottle of energon!!
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: Masturbation is perfectly natural, I mean, it only makes sense for the largest gestalt arm to help out the largest gestalt....
Anonymous says:
Onslaught: Now...(zipp) do you know why you can't be the leader of the Combaticons?
Anonymous says:
Vortex: Starscream!!!! Help!!!!! I'm too young to be butt-raped!!!!!
Anonymous says:
V: Dude, you're invadin' my space, and freakin' me out. So back off before I blow your CPU out.
jedixtat says:
a whole new world... thats where will be...don't you dare close your eyes.
Anonymous says:
ONSLAUGHT,"Whoa,I sorry Vortex I'm sorry I didn't mean to knock you down.I was in a hurry.I know thats no excuse, but here let me help you up.Maybe I could buy you a cup of energon to make up for my rudeness." VORT
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
ONSLAUGHT,"Give it here Vortex if I told you once I told you twice Wheelie's lifeless motherboard is mine you can have Powerdashers, or the Timewarriors."
TheRo-Man says:
We're sorry Megatron, its all Soundwaves fault. He went into cassette mode and started playin that new Justin Timberlake song, and well with that music playing we got all lubed up and....
Shadowman says:
Onslaught: You are now carrying my child. Vortex: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOh well.
Anonymous says:
"You're not playing the game right...Damn it, just give me the friggin' controller!"
Anonymous says:
hand me that paint right there and i will repaint you and call you rotor
Anonymous says:
It's okay, Vortex. It's perfectly natural. We all do it like this.
Anonymous says:
Onslaught and Vortex meet each other in the bed room, where they were susposed to meet Catlin Bree. (Clerks Referance)
Broadside says:
Well if Ratchet can do it so can I. Onslaught attempts his own version of the stealth kill
incognito says:
O&V "S-Starscream, how long have you been standing there? And what are you doing to your blaster???"
Starscream:"Oh don't mind me keep going"
Anonymous says:
Why do always want to make love to me from behind? Do you like to pretend I'm someone else?
Terrorscream says:
Megatron:what are you doing?
On and Vor:Erm nothing
Megatron:YOU SICK B*STARDS!*runs off*
davewelttf says:
Vortex: That's the last time I let you drink energon until you throw up! Onslaught mutters something incomprehensible and passes out
Anonymous says:
Onslaught"i love you"
Vortex"ewwwwwwwwwwwww get off me man"
Anonymous says:
South Park Elementary's new sex-ed doesn't quite go as planned
Unknown says:
V: man it would be so easy for guys at a TF's website to see this and make obvious rude captions.
gir says:
"I said give me a hand not an arm!...and what are you doing behind me!?"
Anonymous says:
We're playing Twister okay! It's just an honest game of Twister!... um... do you have some lube? Why?... nevermind.
buddhaquest says:
V- up to the elbow?!?!?!? Do you really need to go up to your elbOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
"You do realize you will have to marry me."
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!Ok."
buddhaquest says:
V- explain this battle plan to me again...
O- it's simple! We do this, you limp away, and I take a nap!
TheRo-Man says:
Vortex "This is all Hasbro's fault. I mean we wait 3 years for a female character, and all we get is Arcee and a Paradron Medic? Why couldn't I have been cast in GiJoe instead!"
TheRo-Man says:
Megatron: No you fools, thats not what I meant by saying "Your combiners".
Anonymous says:
As Vortex bends over to pick up a quarter he realized what his cell mate said by
"The sex you want, You aint getting, and the Sex your gonna get, you dotn want"
buddhaquest says:
V- Why? (grunt) do I have to always be the (grunt) Center and you're always the Quarterback? (grimmace)
Blackout says:
O: look vortex there an energon cube on the ground maybe you should pick it up. V: o.k. it seems to be stuck to the ground. hey wait, what are you doing.
Blackout says:
looking on are the other decepticons in shock.
O & V: what, its not being gay if your drunk
Anonymous says:
" it would never work between us, Onslaught. You're AC, and... dammit... I'm DC.
Anonymous says:
Onslaught:"You..complete.. ME.
Vortex: "You had me from hello..."
Anonymous says:
"What the Hell are you doing? That's NOT how we combine!?!"
Rodimus Primal says:
After Onslaught gives Vortex the Heimlech maneuver, Vortex relates the nightmare of "Robots in Disguise".
Windcharger says:
Onslaught: Vortex, why can't you love me....
Vortex: I do love you Mega-Octane!!!
Onslaught: *Gasp*
Scattershot says:
C'mon Vortex, get into the spirit. The game leap frog is good for morale.
Anonymous says:
C'mon Vortex, get into the spirit. The game leap frog is good for morale.
