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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Dr. Caelus

Dr. Caelus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Bumblebee hides in the shadows

[Film crew member pulls away the tarp and Bumblbay stumbles out] Oh my, they're madmen! They've headed to the detention block, if you hurry, you might catch them!

Superion holding A3

Ahhhh... He doesn't Transform! Lame Action Masters...

Galvatron and his new weight plan

I want to see him take on Energon Prime in a Sumo-wrestling fight.

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

Though the debate over Transformer reproduction goes on, no one has ever suspected the truth.

An army of Fast Tracks

Damn Hasbro and their incessant repaints!

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Je renonce! Je renonce!

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Jazz Hands!

Vortex with his hands up in the air

[quote:"cbff"]Onslaught: Now you've done it Vortex, Combaticons combine and form Bruticus!

Vortex: I didn't mean it, honest I didn't!

*Squish*

Bruticus: Now I need a new arm, I guess I'll need to go find Menasor a

Perceptor wields a pencil

For want of a sword, sunlight, or holy water, Perceptor is forced to make do.

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

It lifts and seperates!

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

The evil Shredder decides to replace Bebop and Rocksteady by mutating Blitzwing and Astrotrain.

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

Vortex: Waaaaaiiiittt....No one around here uses soap!

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

Final proof of the time the Combaticons had spent imprisoned on Cybertron.

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

What Arcee watches on Teletran 1 when Hot Rod is gone.

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

It was rumors of exactly this kind of activity that prompted Hasbro to introduce the fembots.

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