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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap and a mouse
162 comments
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162 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

A rat, and a mouse.
You see the difference?

May 25, 2022

ArmadaPrime says:

Rattrap's audition for the Device Label line was met with only moderate success...

May 8, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

Evolution of mouse

Mar 5, 2016

william-james88 says:

So baby what do you say we go for some fondue some time.

Mar 5, 2016

Heckfire says:

Eeeeyyyaaahh, I got no idea why dere's "Secret of NIMH" porn on yer browser. Honest.

Dec 16, 2011

REGI ICE says:

Heya, cous, how's it hanging?

Jun 12, 2007

Sondura1 says:

Rattrap:Hey baybeh you come here often?

Feb 28, 2007

Zeedust says:

"Rattrap's beat mode is on the table," they said to him. Thus, a simple misunderstanding and a tired, overworked animator lead to a proposed Cel-Animation pilot for Beast Wars being scrapped, making Mainframe's proposal the front-runn

Jan 26, 2007

Flame Cheetor says:

Rattrap:He looks different from a mouse,maybe my beast mode nots a mouth!

Jun 19, 2006

Zeedust says:

Mouse: "Rattrap... I am your father!"
Rattrap: "That stopped bein' funny around 1989..."

Apr 27, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Rattrap: Do I know you from somewhere?

Jan 23, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Rattrap: Feelin' lonely? I got somethin' for ya, hehehe.
Mouse: Stay the hell away from me, I don't want any girl scout cookies.

Jul 17, 2005

Minicle says:

Rattrap with stunt and publicity double.

Dec 10, 2003

Minicle says:

Mouse: Hey Rattrap old buddy, wanna trade places?!
Rattrap:HEH, not likely.
Mouse:Curses!

Dec 10, 2003

Minicle says:

Early Machine wars prototype for Rattrap.

Dec 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Hey baby, how's about you and me go back to my place for a little hibbedy dibbedy?

Nov 14, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Rattrap- Hey baby, wuz up..hey wait..that scroll button..your not a chick your a man..gross!!!!!

Nov 6, 2003

metalformer says:

what kind of mouse are ya? humans certainly have weird ideas.

Oct 28, 2003

omega icecream says:

hi my name is rattrap, whats yours?mouse;.....thats ok take youre time.

Aug 15, 2003

apex says:

Rattrap:"ah useless hunk of junk... i bet you can even transform!"

Mouse(in robotmode before picture): "RollerBall Maximise!!"

Rattrap:"well thats a new twist"

(Rhinox, quickly takes the pictu

Aug 15, 2003

apex says:

Rattrap: "hay baby, wanna come back to my place? i got windows XP" *wink*

Aug 15, 2003

apex says:

Rattrap: "aww man! i knew boss monkey said he could easily replace me but this really blows"

Aug 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

At the Carnegie Museum, Rattrap stands beside a mock up of his prehistoric ancestor, the computer mouse.

Aug 14, 2003

ultramegatron says:

rattrap: hey baby wana go out and get an ice cold glass of energon

Jul 28, 2003

parkwood says:

You know us rats got to stick together! because if we dont look out for eachother....who will! whats that....youre a mouse! Oh so its like that now is it!!!

Jul 27, 2003

Alirion says:

Rattrap (doing a Butt-Head) Come to Rattrap, bay-bee. Huh huh huh...shiny...

Jul 25, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

Rattrap" hey uncle vinny, hows the family... oh so lil Mark was upgraded to an apple well good for him"

Jul 22, 2003

Zeedust says:

"So my Beast Machines body is either this or the legless thing? Tough choice..."

Jul 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Hey chick, wanna have a date.
Mouse: Click.

Jun 18, 2003

Dude says:

oh babby that was good

Jun 13, 2003

Megaplex says:

you know,..uh, i've never done this kind of thing before,..but I want you to know, that uh, I'll treat you good and give you what you want.

May 27, 2003

Chrono says:

That's not a mouse, now this is a mouse!!!

May 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: As long as I remain calm and don't move...that cat won't even notice...

May 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: okay, whose lousy idea was it to set me up with a FRAGGING COMPUTER MOUSE!?
(off-camera) Dinobot: *snickering*

May 24, 2003

jason says:

hey! i better get out of here before they stick a USB cable up my ass thing that im a mouse!

May 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ummm, which part of you is the head and the rear?

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

yor tails bigger than mine

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Ok, I get the frigging idea, ok? Next onna you punks that tries to double click me gets blasted in the toukas!"

May 4, 2003

Hot Shot says:

hey baby!

May 4, 2003

Shadow says:

Doin' anything tonight?

Apr 29, 2003

Zero says:

rattrap:i said i was sorry but the mouse had three ways to click.so can we have some fun now

Apr 27, 2003

Byjana says:

Rattrap: Hey mouse!! Can I said to you Micki?

Apr 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

peeweedesigner has a small brain about as small as a mouse and a pp thats even smaller!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

your on my turf now.

Apr 24, 2003

Ricochet says:

Rattrap: Hey Baby!

Apr 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Life imitates art, doesn't it?

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

finaly! some who apriciates my cracks

Apr 14, 2003

zach says:

and i thougt i was a mouse

Apr 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

I want to be a mouse, can we switch places? you can be a autobot and I can be a mouse.

Apr 13, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

You come around here often?

Mar 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Mouse: y would u be named after everything u fear?

Mar 29, 2003

dan says:

So, you're not a real mouse either, huh? I think this is the beginning of new friendship.

Mar 27, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Mom, I dont wanna be like you and Dad! I told you, I wanna stand out! I wanna act!!

Mar 25, 2003

Rattrap says:

hye i'm the real mouse here so scram.

Mar 11, 2003

MindWipe says:

yo! i am supposed to be the only rodent in this stupid cartoon!
"oh sorry...easy mistake to make"
"i suppose!, now get the heck outta here befor e i get my boyfriend optimus over here in ur face!"

Mar 7, 2003

Broadside says:

Hey let's see you transform into a car then!!!

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Come into my room and i'll show u my "lead"

Mar 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

oo whats up big boy lets go in the room

Mar 4, 2003

Unicron says:

Hi there. I'm a mouse. What about you?

Mar 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

I think it's self-explanatory

Feb 24, 2003

Inferno says:

Rattrap: Heeya beautiful, come here often?

Feb 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wanna plug 'n play?

Feb 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

rattrap: how am I supposed to get on you to copulate??? you're too slippery! god I miss botanica!

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Newsreporter: "...And in other news, a terrible accident occurred this morning when a very groggy Bill Gates woke up, and, while working on his computer, mistook Maximal Rattrap for his computer mouse..."

Feb 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: What the hell do you mean that you are a nudered mouse!?!?!?!?!?!

Jan 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

I think the mouse pad is worth more than the rattrap, because all of the re-issues have killed all of the gay transformer lines.

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

MOUSE:man these beast wars toys are crap!

Jan 23, 2003

Shadow says:

Rattrap: I leave for five cycles and they decide to replace me with this!? Primus help us all...

Jan 21, 2003

z says:

Rattrap: Hey!!!! That isn't a very funny joke!!!! Why are they called Mouses anyway????

Jan 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Heh, heh. Welcome to my pad...

Jan 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap:"Damn it! This is the worlst blow-up doll ever!"

Jan 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

"So... come here often?"

Jan 15, 2003

Chee-toy says:

Rattrap: After surfing alot of these fansites... I think we have alot of angry fans.... jeezz.

Jan 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Julian aka Bethlehem, i advise you to stay out of it if you know whats good for you. when the energon pub comes back up, read some stuff there, and you will understand.

Jan 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Holy crap! What the bot is wrong with this "pi$$ed off" guy, he's sure got a pair of teeth on his balls or sumthin. He needs some damn ritilin before his head veins explode. I don't know what he's talking about

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: What the hell are you supposed to be?

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

THATS IT BILL!!!
im suin!

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Come smack me in the butt !"

Jan 13, 2003

Polar Claw says:

bootleg!

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

So you're a mouse and I'm a rat. Cool!

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap:"Hey, good-lookin', you from around here?"

Jan 13, 2003

Air Dawg says:

"So you were invented by IBM?"

Jan 12, 2003

Firestorm says:

"Maybe Cheetor won't find me.... It's not my fault he left his journal on the console."

Jan 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap and his second cousin twice removed... Mousetrap

Jan 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey baby, come here often?

Jan 12, 2003

Jeremy says:

this is the mouse of th efutre will by then there me a new caption on here?

Jan 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap before and after the Axalon crash-landed on Earth 65 million years ago...nuff said

Jan 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Mmm... So where's the inport slot?

Jan 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Hmm... let's see what's new on seibertron.com. Oh boy, a new caption picture has been put up. *Double click* Hey... w-wait! WTF?????????????? *looks around paranoid.*

Jan 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

So I'm a rat and that's a mouse? And I thought they're suppose to look alike...

Jan 9, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

If Scott McNeil was a Computer Mouse Designer.

Jan 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey baby, how'd you like to come check out MY pad tonight?

Jan 8, 2003

TheRo-Man says:

Netscape window...MAXIMIZE!!! (right click)

Jan 8, 2003

Ibanezjimjim666 says:

"Right hand red, right foot blue!"....it's Transmetal Twister!!!!!

Jan 8, 2003

USAF Prime says:

*rat trap* I'm not worthy!!!!
*mouse* Go Away!!!

Jan 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

A transformer version of romeo and juliet....a really warped version

Jan 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ratrap:I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I love it! I shall call you Renaldo...I hate it...

Jan 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

I shall call him, Mini-Rat-Trap.

Jan 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Sooner or later Steve Jobs had to invent the IRat!

Jan 6, 2003

Hot Rodimus says:

I see no difrence,how about you guys?

Jan 6, 2003

raijinald says:

Rattrap: I wish I could do the stroking on to those porn games like you Jerry.

Jerry Mouse:(Moving back en forth)........

Jan 6, 2003

EDIMUS PRIME says:

this is what rattrap would've looked like if beast machines went on for another year

Jan 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Ha ha! I can transform, you can't...
Mouse: ....(no response)

Jan 5, 2003

aeleven says:

SO your An input DeviCe ....., hOw AboUt i Input with you BeFore tHe reSt Of thE ParTyPooPERs Get BaCk. ;)

Jan 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

You're not much more than meets the eye, now are you?

Jan 4, 2003

Ironhide says:

this is not funny

Jan 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Introducing the newest Maximal...Compumousetron!
Rattrap: Oh brother...They must be getting desparate back on Cybertron.

Jan 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap "Bro,I have 2 small balls but why do you have one big one"

Jan 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

I don't know what the heck is going on.. im confused..im oh gawd lets have some tea an crumpets at applebees. Then we will ride my big red ballon to David BOwies spaceship whilst listening to Tom Waits doped up on some mighty trippy enrgon acid c

Jan 4, 2003

raven2k says:

Rattrap:Hey baby wanna comeback to my place for some cheese Botanica wouldnt mind
Mouse:Hahaha Foolish maximal I am RID Megatron in disguise

Jan 3, 2003

Maxima says:

Just CLICK me, baby!

Jan 3, 2003

The Matrix says:

Rattrap's new prototype form counterpart.

Jan 2, 2003

Riptide says:

Rattrap: What the slag is this? -Person off screen whispers to Rattrap- Rattrap: I'm gonna be a minicon! Where's my agent?

Jan 2, 2003

AchTee says:

Rattrap: Hrmph... at least I have pink feet!

Jan 2, 2003

jory says:

ALRIGHT WHERE IS THE PRODUCER. THIS IS AN INSULT.

Jan 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

RATTRAP:Here we are. Two mice who aren't afraid of cats!

Jan 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Computermouse: My tail sticks in my mouth!

Jan 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Computermouse: TERRORIZE!
Rattrap: Oh no, he's gonna click on Bill Gates!

Jan 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

...ok so, which end do I talk to?

Jan 2, 2003

Ash-Attack says:

Mouse: im about to retire and this is the best replacement they can find!!!

Jan 2, 2003

Firestorm says:

Rattrap suddenly realizes one day that he should have gone to college after all.

Jan 2, 2003

Sledge says:

Where do I plug in the MiniCon?

Jan 2, 2003

No One says:

Rat Trap cringes at his new Armada upgrade.

Jan 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"... and this girl comes to me and she's like errr and i'm like YEAH WHATEVA!"

Jan 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Get Lost, Punk!

Jan 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

My what a long tail you have . . .

Jan 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

After hanging around the Axalon all day, Primal told him to get friendly with the computer once in a while! Primal didn't mean it quite as literlaly, though!

Jan 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: "I have to plugg my til into where?!?!"

Jan 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

I know what YOU were clicking on last night!!!

Dec 31, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Rattrap: And THIS is how I'm going to spend my time on New Years Eve?! YOU BETTER GET ME SOME GOOD CHEESE AND CYBERTRONIAN CHAMPAGNE FOR THIS SEIBERTRON!

Dec 31, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Rattrap: THIS is whats going to be my body armor?! Oookay...

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

hey baby, u around here often?

Dec 31, 2002

Indiana says:

hey, you only have 1 ball?

Dec 31, 2002

Firestorm says:

All Rattrap remembered was that someone named Bill Gates wanted to see him.

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Hmmm, you are one ugly mouse! Got any cheese?

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rattrap:I miss my old Beast Mode...

Dec 31, 2002

gabriel says:

Ratrap:Thats A Mouse?!

Dec 31, 2002

Air Dawg says:

Rattrap: A computer mouse. Hmmm.

Dec 31, 2002

Shadowman says:

"This is what I'd look like if I Became a Transmetal 2. Curse those designers."

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Mmmm...it's as easy as picking between Mac OS/Win XP! Not.

Dec 31, 2002

D-Extreme says:

Ratrap: What the?! You aint no real mouse!!! Damn.

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

mouse to hooked up mouse-dude you're hooked up to a dell

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Alright, wussy, I challenge you to a game of Double Dragon 5 for the top rat in the whole pack!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Plants may shrivel up and die, but you and me'll be together forever baby...

Dec 30, 2002

Starscream K'dash says:

rt:Me Click You Long time!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

raptrap: this was the first model of me as a transmetal

Dec 30, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Rattrap: I tell ya, the things comin' outta these Pods keep gettin' weirder and weirder!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

USB my shiny red rear! I'm wireless, baby. Ooh, yeah.

Dec 30, 2002

Shermtron says:

Rattrap: When the guys @ seibertron.com ran out of show pics, I came to help but why do I feel so dang cheap...

Dec 30, 2002

Skyfire the Artist says:

It was always Rattrap's duty to guard the mouse, but he never knew why.

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sorry, guys! I gotta agree with Herk!! You're not giving us much to work with!!! But I'll be back!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

The age-old question; which came first?! The rat from pre-historic Earth, or the mouse who generated it!

Dec 30, 2002

little_fly says:

"awww man its not fair i am smaller than the mouse, i am a rat not a mouse, rhinox sould use the mouse for his computer"!!

Dec 30, 2002

little_fly says:

"awww man its ot fair i am smaller than the mouse, i am a rat not a mouse, rhinox sould use the mouse for his computer"!!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Caption: If Hasbro had their way making a Armada RatTrap...

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

This isn't even a funny picture.

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

"This is the last time I use a computer dating service."

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Was it good for you, too?"

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

" ...and last time we did it, you gave me a VIRUS!"

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

"...yeah, I think Armada sucks, too."

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

"So...come here often?

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Mom always liked you best."

Dec 30, 2002

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