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ArmadaPrime says:
Rattrap's audition for the Device Label line was met with only moderate success...
Heckfire says:
Eeeeyyyaaahh, I got no idea why dere's "Secret of NIMH" porn on yer browser. Honest.
Zeedust says:
"Rattrap's beat mode is on the table," they said to him. Thus, a simple misunderstanding and a tired, overworked animator lead to a proposed Cel-Animation pilot for Beast Wars being scrapped, making Mainframe's proposal the front-runn
Flame Cheetor says:
Rattrap:He looks different from a mouse,maybe my beast mode nots a mouth!
Zeedust says:
Mouse: "Rattrap... I am your father!"
Rattrap: "That stopped bein' funny around 1989..."
Roadshadow says:
Rattrap: Feelin' lonely? I got somethin' for ya, hehehe.
Mouse: Stay the hell away from me, I don't want any girl scout cookies.
Minicle says:
Mouse: Hey Rattrap old buddy, wanna trade places?!
Rattrap:HEH, not likely.
Mouse:Curses!
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: Hey baby, how's about you and me go back to my place for a little hibbedy dibbedy?
Shadow Fox says:
Rattrap- Hey baby, wuz up..hey wait..that scroll button..your not a chick your a man..gross!!!!!
omega icecream says:
hi my name is rattrap, whats yours?mouse;.....thats ok take youre time.
apex says:
Rattrap:"ah useless hunk of junk... i bet you can even transform!"
Mouse(in robotmode before picture): "RollerBall Maximise!!"
Rattrap:"well thats a new twist"
(Rhinox, quickly takes the pictu
apex says:
Rattrap: "hay baby, wanna come back to my place? i got windows XP" *wink*
apex says:
Rattrap: "aww man! i knew boss monkey said he could easily replace me but this really blows"
Anonymous says:
At the Carnegie Museum, Rattrap stands beside a mock up of his prehistoric ancestor, the computer mouse.
parkwood says:
You know us rats got to stick together! because if we dont look out for eachother....who will! whats that....youre a mouse! Oh so its like that now is it!!!
Alirion says:
Rattrap (doing a Butt-Head) Come to Rattrap, bay-bee. Huh huh huh...shiny...
K-nonFodder says:
Rattrap" hey uncle vinny, hows the family... oh so lil Mark was upgraded to an apple well good for him"
Zeedust says:
"So my Beast Machines body is either this or the legless thing? Tough choice..."
Megaplex says:
you know,..uh, i've never done this kind of thing before,..but I want you to know, that uh, I'll treat you good and give you what you want.
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: As long as I remain calm and don't move...that cat won't even notice...
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: okay, whose lousy idea was it to set me up with a FRAGGING COMPUTER MOUSE!?
(off-camera) Dinobot: *snickering*
jason says:
hey! i better get out of here before they stick a USB cable up my ass thing that im a mouse!
Anonymous says:
"Ok, I get the frigging idea, ok? Next onna you punks that tries to double click me gets blasted in the toukas!"
Zero says:
rattrap:i said i was sorry but the mouse had three ways to click.so can we have some fun now
Anonymous says:
peeweedesigner has a small brain about as small as a mouse and a pp thats even smaller!
Anonymous says:
I want to be a mouse, can we switch places? you can be a autobot and I can be a mouse.
dan says:
So, you're not a real mouse either, huh? I think this is the beginning of new friendship.
Beast Simpson says:
Mom, I dont wanna be like you and Dad! I told you, I wanna stand out! I wanna act!!
MindWipe says:
yo! i am supposed to be the only rodent in this stupid cartoon!
"oh sorry...easy mistake to make"
"i suppose!, now get the heck outta here befor e i get my boyfriend optimus over here in ur face!"
Anonymous says:
rattrap: how am I supposed to get on you to copulate??? you're too slippery! god I miss botanica!
Anonymous says:
Newsreporter: "...And in other news, a terrible accident occurred this morning when a very groggy Bill Gates woke up, and, while working on his computer, mistook Maximal Rattrap for his computer mouse..."
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: What the hell do you mean that you are a nudered mouse!?!?!?!?!?!
Anonymous says:
I think the mouse pad is worth more than the rattrap, because all of the re-issues have killed all of the gay transformer lines.
Shadow says:
Rattrap: I leave for five cycles and they decide to replace me with this!? Primus help us all...
z says:
Rattrap: Hey!!!! That isn't a very funny joke!!!! Why are they called Mouses anyway????
Chee-toy says:
Rattrap: After surfing alot of these fansites... I think we have alot of angry fans.... jeezz.
Anonymous says:
Julian aka Bethlehem, i advise you to stay out of it if you know whats good for you. when the energon pub comes back up, read some stuff there, and you will understand.
Anonymous says:
Holy crap! What the bot is wrong with this "pi$$ed off" guy, he's sure got a pair of teeth on his balls or sumthin. He needs some damn ritilin before his head veins explode. I don't know what he's talking about
Firestorm says:
"Maybe Cheetor won't find me.... It's not my fault he left his journal on the console."
Jeremy says:
this is the mouse of th efutre will by then there me a new caption on here?
Anonymous says:
Rattrap before and after the Axalon crash-landed on Earth 65 million years ago...nuff said
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: Hmm... let's see what's new on seibertron.com. Oh boy, a new caption picture has been put up. *Double click* Hey... w-wait! WTF?????????????? *looks around paranoid.*
Anonymous says:
So I'm a rat and that's a mouse? And I thought they're suppose to look alike...
Ibanezjimjim666 says:
"Right hand red, right foot blue!"....it's Transmetal Twister!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Ratrap:I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I love it! I shall call you Renaldo...I hate it...
raijinald says:
Rattrap: I wish I could do the stroking on to those porn games like you Jerry.
Jerry Mouse:(Moving back en forth)........
EDIMUS PRIME says:
this is what rattrap would've looked like if beast machines went on for another year
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: Ha ha! I can transform, you can't...
Mouse: ....(no response)
aeleven says:
SO your An input DeviCe ....., hOw AboUt i Input with you BeFore tHe reSt Of thE ParTyPooPERs Get BaCk. ;)
Anonymous says:
Introducing the newest Maximal...Compumousetron!
Rattrap: Oh brother...They must be getting desparate back on Cybertron.
Anonymous says:
Rattrap "Bro,I have 2 small balls but why do you have one big one"
Anonymous says:
I don't know what the heck is going on.. im confused..im oh gawd lets have some tea an crumpets at applebees. Then we will ride my big red ballon to David BOwies spaceship whilst listening to Tom Waits doped up on some mighty trippy enrgon acid c
raven2k says:
Rattrap:Hey baby wanna comeback to my place for some cheese Botanica wouldnt mind
Mouse:Hahaha Foolish maximal I am RID Megatron in disguise
Riptide says:
Rattrap: What the slag is this? -Person off screen whispers to Rattrap- Rattrap: I'm gonna be a minicon! Where's my agent?
Anonymous says:
Computermouse: TERRORIZE!
Rattrap: Oh no, he's gonna click on Bill Gates!
Ash-Attack says:
Mouse: im about to retire and this is the best replacement they can find!!!
Firestorm says:
Rattrap suddenly realizes one day that he should have gone to college after all.
Anonymous says:
"... and this girl comes to me and she's like errr and i'm like YEAH WHATEVA!"
Anonymous says:
After hanging around the Axalon all day, Primal told him to get friendly with the computer once in a while! Primal didn't mean it quite as literlaly, though!
Pokejedservo says:
Rattrap: And THIS is how I'm going to spend my time on New Years Eve?! YOU BETTER GET ME SOME GOOD CHEESE AND CYBERTRONIAN CHAMPAGNE FOR THIS SEIBERTRON!
Firestorm says:
All Rattrap remembered was that someone named Bill Gates wanted to see him.
Shadowman says:
"This is what I'd look like if I Became a Transmetal 2. Curse those designers."
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: Alright, wussy, I challenge you to a game of Double Dragon 5 for the top rat in the whole pack!
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: Plants may shrivel up and die, but you and me'll be together forever baby...
Dynamus Prime says:
Rattrap: I tell ya, the things comin' outta these Pods keep gettin' weirder and weirder!
Shermtron says:
Rattrap: When the guys @ seibertron.com ran out of show pics, I came to help but why do I feel so dang cheap...
Skyfire the Artist says:
It was always Rattrap's duty to guard the mouse, but he never knew why.
Anonymous says:
Sorry, guys! I gotta agree with Herk!! You're not giving us much to work with!!! But I'll be back!
Anonymous says:
The age-old question; which came first?! The rat from pre-historic Earth, or the mouse who generated it!
little_fly says:
"awww man its not fair i am smaller than the mouse, i am a rat not a mouse, rhinox sould use the mouse for his computer"!!
little_fly says:
"awww man its ot fair i am smaller than the mouse, i am a rat not a mouse, rhinox sould use the mouse for his computer"!!